"Yilena, what's the matter?" Xia Yu looked at her.
Butterfly hurriedly smiled and said: "It's nothing, but I think this name is a bit weird... Uh, why are you looking for her for?"
Xia Yu casually said: "I didn't find it, it was me who helped her mother find her. Her mother lost her daughter in Vietnam and always cared about it. By the way, it was Mich and Mi's mother, Mich and Mi Mi. In fact, it was her adopted daughter. I'll get some more information for you later."
Butterfly grumbled, "I'll try it..." []Super Teacher 405
I randomly found a restaurant and asked for a box. The three of them sat down. Xia Yu poured tea for the two ladies and asked Butterfly about the specific situation just now.
Butterfly smiled and said: "There is nothing to say, Yang Zheng basketball is indeed too strong, ten of you are not his opponent."
Xia Yuxin said: "If you praise him, then praise me, by the way, what do you mean by the way? I don't know how to play basketball, why don't you tell him to read tongue twisters with me? The speed at which I read backwards is the world record. By."
Mu Yingshi wondered: "Is there this world record?".
Xia Yu said: "Yes, it was set up specifically for me."
Butterfly smiled and said, "Just blow it up. If you brag about a sentence, you will have to be shot 10,000 times."
Xia Yu said: "No kidding, speaking of Yang Zheng, the *** is purely to blackmail me, obviously everyone is already there, and he just won't come out. He said that he came on the court and asked me to promise him a condition, and in the end I I said in a hurry that I would agree to any conditions for you to play. This is a big trouble. I was thinking about winning at the time. I'll see if I can lose it..."
Just thinking about this, the phone rang, and it was Yang Zheng.
Xia Yu picked it up and said with a smile: "I did a good job today, and I will continue to carry it forward in the future."
Yang Zheng didn't appreciate it, and said indifferently: "You better not forget what you promised me."
"Well, let's just listen, what are your conditions?"
Yang Zhengdao: "You can't laugh all day tomorrow, you can't laugh in any form, you can't mouth, you can't look in your eyes, you can't your nose, you can't anywhere."
Xia Yu lost his voice: "You want me to keep my face straight all day?"
"You can also be sluggish."
"I x, what is your condition..."
Yang Zheng said: "I just hate the way you smile, very hate." After speaking, he hung up the phone>.
Xia Yu suddenly laughed. The two women were startled. They both looked at him. Butterfly asked, "What are you doing? Crazy?"
Xia Yu smiled and said, "Laugh enough, I can't laugh tomorrow."
"No, Yang Zheng's condition is this?"[]Super Teacher 405
"Who knows what his nerves are..." Xia Yu said helplessly, "I found that I have to face these weird conditions all day long. Is it a curse?"
The next day, Xia Yu came to school. He used to stay in the classroom for a while, but in order to avoid the jokes, he decided to hide in the office for safety. He didn’t usually laugh there, but in the class, he There are so many places to laugh...
As soon as he sat down, Jian Dan walked over, leaned against his desk and smiled: "I just heard a super funny joke, tell you."
Xia Yu: "..."
You didn't tell jokes for a month, but chose to say today, you deliberately played with me, right? Few words
"That... Teacher Jian, I can't listen to jokes today, I'm sorry."
Jian Dan said strangely: "Can't listen to jokes? Why?"
"Because..." Xia Yu's cpu was running at high speed and he was about to smoke before reluctantly figured it out, "Because Xiaoqiang was killed. Today is its day of mourning. I am in a heavy heart, and I really can't listen to a joke."
"Xiaoqiang?" Jian Dan said in surprise, "Who is that?"
“It’s my landlord’s dog. My feelings with him are like father and daughter. He once served as Mu Yingshi’s guide dog for the blind. It can even be said that he saved Mu Yingshi’s life. It's really very, very uncomfortable."
Jian Dan looked at Xia Yu carefully and found that he didn't mean to laugh at all, so he believed in 80%, and said: "Oh, I'm sorry, I don't know, you, let's change your sorrow..." After speaking, he felt like saying this for a dog Very awkward, just left quickly.
Xia Yu breathed a sigh of relief, damn it, it feels really bad to be deceiving.
As soon as Jian Dan left, Yu Xin came, walked to his desk and said gently: "Eh, Xia Yu."
Xia Yu raised her head and looked at her stupidly. She immediately frowned and said, "What is your expression? You dislike me so much?"
Xia Yuxin said that it’s my shit. I can’t laugh. It’s pretty good now that I don’t have a black face. "If there’s nothing, how can I dislike Director Yu, if something happens to me?"
Yu Xin felt awkward. When did Xia Yu speak so rigidly and expressionlessly? Is he in cos Harada Keizhao
"The school is going to host a male and female teacher tennis match. The prize money is very generous. How about going to participate in a team with you? I think our fighting characteristics are very similar and we can definitely win the championship."
Xia Yu said: "Tennis matches? I'm not interested."
As soon as he finished speaking, the butterfly flew in and bumped into Yu Xin's side, and said excitedly to Xia Yu: "The school is going to have a tennis match. I have already signed up for you. By then, the two of us will kill you. Quartet, the bonus is definitely ours."
Yu Xin glared at Butterfly and said, "I invited him first."
As soon as Butterfly turned her head and saw Yu Xin, she immediately sank her face and said coldly: "My name has been reported, how?"
"You didn't ask the person to do it yourself, this kind of behavior is called shameless," Yu Xin said angrily. []Super Teacher 405
Butterfly turned around and leaned in slowly. The huge aura made Yu Xin involuntarily scared and backed away a few steps. Butterfly said coldly, "If there is nothing to do in the future, don't run to Xia Yu, otherwise I will interrupt you. Legs, understand?".
Yu Xin was so frightened that she took a step back and stopped after she hit the table behind. She didn't dare to confront Butterfly. She quickly turned her eyes away and put her eyes on Xia Yu, shouting: "Mr. Xia, you, why do you judge? She won't let me come here?" Such words are obviously showing weakness.
Xia Yu said with a stern face: "I don't refuse anyone to come here. It's a matter between the two of you, and it has nothing to do with me."
If Xia Yu said this with his smile, it would sound like Yu Xin would be much more comfortable, but today Xia Yu’s face was stern, and it sounded like she was standing on the side of a butterfly to perfuse her. She stomped her foot severely and said. After saying good, he walked away quickly with a dark face.
As soon as Butterfly turned her face back, she immediately turned into a charming smiling face, and said to Xia Yu: "It seems that you still can't laugh better, you are really handsome when you speak."
Xia Yu snorted: "You are so handsome, your muscles are almost stiff, and said, what are you doing for me to sign up? Did I say I want to participate?"
Butterfly giggled and said, "You are really masculine when you speak with a straight face. I'm a little scared."
Xia Yu stared at him: "Don't change the subject, when did I promise to go to the tennis match with you?"
Butterfly smiled and said, "Aren't you going to fuck with me?"
Xia Yu said: "Does she have you?"
Butterfly walked around the table, wrapped her arms around his neck behind Xia Yu, and put a pair of horns on Xia Yu's back, and said with a greasy voice against her face: "She is sorrowful to everyone, I am the whole world just to you. How about being alone?"
Xia Yu ripped off her hand and pushed it away, whispering: "Crazy? Is everyone watching?"
The other teachers were all staring at this side, probably not thinking that Butterfly was so bold, and flirting in the office.
Butterfly glanced coldly, all the teachers panicked away from sight, only Jian Dan looked at her for two seconds before moving away naturally, causing Butterfly to look at her more.
She sat back in her seat and said to Xia Yu next to her: "Anyway, you have to go with me. If you dare to be with others, I will keep making you laugh today."
Xia Yu thought that this woman could do anything. It would not be difficult to make me laugh. Her laughter is too low. If she is deliberately murdered, it will be difficult to guarantee her success. She can only say: "Okay, I will give you a bonus. Three, anyway, with me, I won."
Butterfly:"… "
Xia Yu sweated on his forehead, and he almost smiled subconsciously just now. Damn, he fell short, and his fame was lost. It seems that you have to remind yourself all the time, not to laugh, not to laugh... You have to deliberately make your face a little deeper, otherwise it will be difficult to keep the natural movements appearing, leading to abandonment of previous efforts...
What is hateful is that there will be English classes in the class later. If there is no class today, he would simply hide on the rooftop and sleep for a day, or go to Mu Yingshi to hold her little hand and kiss her sweet mouth from time to time. One day passed quickly, but there were still classes.
"By the way, Butterfly, I heard that you have started to substitute for your class in the past few days?"
Butterfly nodded and said: "Yes."
Xia Yu hurriedly said: "Whose class are you taking? Has it been scheduled? If not, go talk to the director and help me with a class."
Butterfly smiled and said: "Don't worry, what the school arranges is to help you with other classes. You only need to teach your own class and Mitch's class."
This meant that Xia Yu had more time to let the wind go. He was so excited that he almost laughed three times. Fortunately, he controlled it in time, making the expression on his face awkward like eating durian, bitter melon, sour vinegar, and waste oil.
With a good mood, but with a dark face, he came to the classroom of his class.
Many of the classmates were still immersed in the joy of winning yesterday. Everyone’s face was filled with joy. As a result, Xia Yu walked in and immediately brought a sense of heaviness, which made everyone unable to laugh. They all looked over curiously.
Xia Yu cursed in his heart: "You laugh at you, look at Mao." He originally wanted to keep a low profile and let the time pass quickly, but he still became the target of public criticism.
Liang Siwei said strangely: "Teacher Xia? Are you upset that we won?"
Xia Yu sternly said: "Nonsense, of course I am happy."
Harada Miri said in a huff: "You used to have this expression when you were happy. I'm pretty knowledgeable."
Yang Zheng sat in the seat and looked up. If it was normal, he would definitely continue to bow his head to do his own business. This time he stared at Xia Yu with interest and put his chin in his hands, looking gracious. Look like.
Xia Yu said bluntly: "You don't need to be wordy, start the class."
Everyone thought it was very strange, what happened to this guy later, and he became so bitter and enmity. I heard that he seemed to have rushed to Mi Mi's house. Could it be that something happened to Mi Mi's house? Thinking about this, everyone naturally turned their heads to look at Mi Mi.
Mi Mi was also a little nervous at this time. I don't know if something was wrong last night, which angered him. After all, he left silently by himself in the end, and after calling him, it also showed shutdown. Seeing that everyone was watching, she lowered her head subconsciously. As a result, everyone was even more sure. 80% of them were unsuccessful in molesting, and the two sisters severely gave him a close-up. Some people think even more badly. Teacher Xia estimated that he would go to propose marriage, and mention two daughters at a time, but was beaten out by the parents of the two sisters.
Xia Yu saw everyone's weird eyes, and knew that the answers these guys guessed must have no bottom line, but because they couldn't explain it, they could only continue the class with a black face.
However, due to the fact that he had to stiffen his muscles with a straight face, he was unable to speak as smoothly as usual when he started speaking. The English he spoke in was like a mechanical sound, completely losing the previous rhythm, so that everyone did not follow. Interested to listen.
With a dime, Xia Yu covered the computer and said: "Teach yourself today." Then he sat on the chair and turned over the information by himself.
Many members of the Xia Yu Party were inexplicable. They looked at each other and shook their heads to indicate that they did not know. Harada could not help sending a text message to Mi Mi, asking her what happened to Teacher Xia.
It took a long time for Mi Mi to reply: "I don't know too much."
Miri Harada gave Wang Xue a look, and the two of them walked up to the podium together, squatted on the podium, and asked in a low voice: "Teacher Xia, what happened?"
Xia Yu said with a stern face: "Nothing happened, I am in a good mood now, I am very happy, understand?"
Wang Xue said cutly: "When you say this, look in the mirror first, and then touch your black heart and ask him if he believes it or not."
Xia Yu almost wanted to smile, suffocating hard, "I have a problem with my expression today, don't look at that."
"What's wrong?"
"strain"
"It's crazy to kiss Teacher Mu?"
Xia Yukang fell off the chair, got up and said with a straight face: "You two are itchy? Go back to the affairs of the girls, it's troublesome."
If it is normal, Xia Yu often makes this kind of joke. After all, they are the people who are most familiar with him, but today he must be dark, and if he says this, the taste will change and it will become very bad.
Harada Meili's face turned pale, looking at Xia Yu incomprehensibly, Wang Xue simply let the teardrops roll in his eye sockets. Harada Meili wanted to say something else, Wang Xue had turned around and ran out, she could only stomped to chase and ran out, shouting.
Xia Yu pressed her face hard to control her helpless wry smile, and said to the following classmates: "It's okay, do your own thing." Then he chased him out.
As a result, he almost ran into two little girls at the door. He was so frightened that he jumped aside and looked intently. It turned out to be Lu Fei and Ouyang Tiantian. Xia Yu said with a solemn expression: "What are you doing here?"
When the two girls heard it, Ouyang directly hummed, "What are you doing so fierce? Xiaofei won the primary school literature award, but she was the first to share it with you. Even her mother didn’t even say, you’re fine. It's murderous when it comes."
Xia Yu almost wanted to cry, you fucking, who did I provoke me, didn't I just stop laughing? Is there such a big difference? I usually don’t talk to you like this every day, and I don’t see any reaction from you. What are you doing today with such a big reaction...
"I can't blame you anymore, I just ask you what you are doing here, is this all right?"
Lu Fei was just a little uncomfortable at first, but when Ouyang said every day, she felt more aggrieved, and her eye circles suddenly became red. Hearing Xia Yu's words like this, she immediately hummed: "You still said you are not fierce, you can see for yourself What do you look like now? Come here, and I will leave everything behind and bring everyone to help you. Now it’s just coming over during class time. Do you need this? I don’t want to see us down, and we won’t do it in the future. See you, every day, let's go"
After speaking, he pulled Ouyang back every day and ran away.
Xia Yu's desire to die is gone, and how many simple things have become so complicated now. He considered for a moment, there should be nothing on Wang Xue's side, or Lu Fei these two stupid girls are more difficult to deal with, so he chased them immediately.
Although the two chicks ran fast, Xia Yu ran with all their strength. How could they be comparable. When they turned down the stairs at the end of the aisle, they were stopped by Xia Yu and hurriedly said: "Don't go first, listen to my explanation first. "
Ouyang said angrily every day: "Is there anything to explain? You just dislike us for disturbing your normal class. What you care about now is only your current students. What does your former students have to do with you?"
Xia Yu said: "When did I not care about you? Don't be arrogant, calm down, you must understand it with your heart, and don't be confused by the superficial phenomenon."
Lu Fei said angrily: "You are even black-faced when you explain, why do you want me to believe your nonsense?"
Xia Yu’s best skill is to use a few sentences to simplify complex issues. Many people can’t make sense. But he can usually get it done in a few words. But today, he turned it around. It turns out that people’s expressions. How important it is, the same words, the same tone, but a different expression, the effect may be quite different.
He really didn’t know how to explain to the two little female leopards. He simply took a hand and hugged both of them in his arms. Both of them were stunned at the same time. Although he couldn’t help fighting with Xia Yu at ordinary times, Xia Yu seldom used it. They are little girls who know nothing about the world, so they have never hugged them so intimately. The two little girls blushed all at once, and Lu Fei couldn't say anything. Ouyang could expect Ai Ai every day: " Teacher Xia, what are you doing?"
Xia Yu sighed: "So you won't see my expression anymore. Now listen to my explanation obediently. You are not allowed to talk back, can you?"
Without seeing Xia Yu's expression, his voice sounded a lot more gentle and comfortable, and the two of them nodded involuntarily.
Xia Yu said, "I lost the bet. I couldn't laugh for a day. I could only keep my face straight. That's why you misunderstood. You two fools, others misunderstand, you can also misunderstand? My Xia Yu is a beast, and I won’t treat you. Ruthless, right? Few words"
Only then did the two girls know that there was a big oolong, Lu Fei embarrassedly buried her head in Xia Yu's arms, and Ouyang Tiantian could explain: "No wonder, I thought something was wrong with you, huh..."
Xia Yu almost wanted to leave a number with a smile again, took a deep breath, and said: "You won't be angry this time, right? Few words"
The two girls shook their heads in his arms, and Xia Yu said, "Well, before you tell me something, go and help me with one thing. Just now, Wang Xue and Meili were mad at me for the same reason. You guys can help me explain, let me explain if 80% of the fart is useful."
Lu Fei and Ouyang chuckled every day, and said with a smile: "Deserve it."
Xia Yu let go of them. Before Lu Fei ran away, she took a close look at Xia Yu's stubborn face. Suddenly she squeezed her hands on it, and then she chuckled and ran away...
Chapter 405 【Expressionless Face】
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