"Yage classmate is so good, wouldn't Liangji classmate think about it?"
Asaba Rika tidied up the kitchen, sat on the dining table and chairs with Shen Yu, and said to Ke Liangji on the other side of the sofa: "If Shen Yu is so brave to stand up for me, I can't help but want to marry him! "
Chen Yu twitched his lips, rolled his eyes at her, and said to Ke Liangji, "Don't listen to her nonsense."
Ke Liangji had a strange look on his face and asked Shen Yu, "But won't you let me pledge myself to you this afternoon?"
"Can it be the same? Who knew you were serious?"
Shen Yu said: "Didn't we agree to be single for the rest of our lives? Falling in love takes effort and time. Besides, do you like Ya Ge?"
Asaba Rika hummed and said: "Ryoji-kun, don't listen to Shen Yu-kun! If you like someone, you must not miss it! Otherwise you will regret it!"
Listening to Shen Yu and Li Xiang talking to each other, Ke Liangji felt a little confused, thinking that he would still be single for the rest of his life. He kept up to date with the daily updates of the two of you on Beep. He said that Shen Yu and Li Xiang would get the marriage certificate tomorrow. He wasn't surprised at all.
Ke Liangji sat quietly on the sofa and thought. Shen Yu and Li Xiang were still discussing whether young people should fall in love. Both sides held their own arguments and argued, and finally let Ke Liangji make his own decision.
"What do Ryukichi-san think of Yage-san?" Asaba Rika asked.
Shen Yu thought to himself, what else could he think about this? The two of them bickered and quarreled every day, and if he hadn't been the peacemaker in the middle, they would have started fighting long ago.
"She's... pretty good..." Ke Liangji said coquettishly.
Asaba Rika was ecstatic, and Shen Yu was shocked.
"Liangji, your problem is very serious! After being touched by Ya Ge, the sequelae started to appear!"
"It's just... Sigh... I don't know how to put it, I just feel like I don't resent being touched by her, and I even want her to touch me again. Don't get me wrong, I just want to see if I will die..."
Ke Liangji hesitated as he spoke, feeling like a little girl who was suddenly knocked on the wall. His mind was filled with thoughts of Zhao Yage holding his face and stroking and squeezing it in the afternoon. His heartbeat was still very fast, not that kind of panic. An uncomfortable beating, but a new experience that I have never had before.
He was depressed and speechless, and he didn't know what his physique was. Except that he was normal, others like Li Xiang, Brother Ya, and Sister Chicken were quite abnormal.
"That's what I like!"
Asaba Rika said excitedly: "Ryokichi-san, you must like Yage-san! What happened this afternoon is an opportunity! There is no reason to like someone!"
"Yeah… "
"Yes! I understand very well!"
You are a single person, what do you know? He also taught Liangji how to fall in love! Isn’t this causing trouble
Shen Yu asked rationally: "Then have you called Ya Ge? You haven't contacted her since you ran away?"
"That's right... I'll call her right now, or I'll put on the loudspeaker and you two can help me make some ideas..."
Ke Liangji slapped his forehead and realized that there was no point in just imagining things on his own. Experiments also required three elements: experimental subjects, experimental factors, and experimental effects. He had to ask Zhao Yage.
Soon, the phone was connected and Zhao Yage's voice came:
"Where did you die?"
"I, I'm not dead..."
"I thought you died suddenly in some pimple corner! Do you know how disgusting the oil on your face is? It took me three minutes to wash my hands with dish soap!"
"Then I didn't let you touch me."
"Are you blaming me for saying that? If I hadn't stood up for you, you would have been in trouble right now!"
Let's talk about this. If it were any two men and women, most of them would be talking on the phone in a friendly manner or showing concern for each other. But Ke Liangji and Zhao Yage couldn't say a few words before they started to quarrel again. One of them disliked the look on his face. The oil is disgusting, and one blames her for touching her face without consent.
Shen Yu and Qian Yulixiang listened quietly, feeling a little overwhelmed at this time. If they continued to argue, the problem would not be solved until dawn, so Shen Yu quickly gave him a sign.
It took Ke Liangji a long time to understand, and he said to Zhao Yage in a good voice: "Brother Duck, thank you for this today..."
Zhao Yage was silent for a while and asked, "Have you changed your gender?"
"Zhao Yage, why are you talking? Are you still unwilling to let me thank you?"
"Then I will definitely bear it."
Seeing that the two were about to quarrel again, Shen Yu quickly made another gesture.
Ke Liangji then continued: "Brother Duck, do you know that after you touched me, I didn't die, I didn't react at all!"
Zhao Yage was silent.
Ke Liangji continued: "It's not that there's no reaction at all, it's just that the face is red and the heart is beating, and the deer is bumping around, you know, right?"
Zhao Yage: "So?"
Ke Liangji looked up at Shen Yu and Asaha Rika, and saw Asaha Rika looked at him with encouraging eyes and nodded to him, so Ke Liangji understood.
Ke Liangji: "So can you touch me again?"
Zhao Yage: "..."
Then the phone buzzed with a busy tone.
…
"Incomprehensible!"
Ke Liangji was confused. Wasn't it just an experiment? Why did he hang up the phone without saying anything
Shen Yu also agreed. He even touched it and didn't care about it this time.
Seeing them thinking in silence, Asaba Rika went into the kitchen and washed some strawberries and took them out to eat. She and Shen Yu ate them together, but Ke Liangji had no intention of eating.
His mind was confused at the moment, and he remembered what the psychiatrist had told him before: after you get married, your disease will be cured.
At first I thought it was nonsense. After all, I couldn’t get in touch with girls at all. How could I get married? Now that I think about it, I have to admire the doctor’s foresight. There seems to be a girl in his life that he can get in touch with and that he seems to like. The child Zhao Yage appeared.
"You two are more experienced. You think, if I pursue Brother Duck, is it possible for me to succeed? It's like getting married." Ke Liangji asked quickly.
"What do you mean we are more experienced..." Shen Yu was speechless.
This fool can see the relationship between you two, Ke Liangji complained in his heart, look at the way he eats strawberries: Li Xiang likes to eat the tips of strawberries, so she cuts off the tips with a knife, and then Shen Yu picks them up and cuts them for her. Eat the strawberry butts. Maybe when I was away, they would not cut the strawberries with a knife, but bite them with their teeth. It makes me sour just thinking about it!
"It can't be successful. Isn't Ya Ge the most disgusted with falling in love? She also asked us to stay single with her. She is a principled person like me, so there is no chance for you to pursue her."
Chen Yu picked up a strawberry butt and stuffed it into his mouth. Although he was picking up a strawberry butt that Li Xiang didn't want to eat, Li Xiang would thoughtfully help him take off the strawberry lid.
"Is Mr. Shen Yu very principled?" Li Xiang asked.
"Isn't it right?" Shen Yu asked.
Li Xiang didn't say anything. Anyway, every time Shen Yujun said it was delicious, he would definitely take her out if he didn't take her out. This is indeed a principle.
"I think Liangji-san can definitely be with Yage-san."
"How to say?"
"It feels like it, my feeling is super accurate."
Chen Yu had nothing to say. If she gave a specific reason, he could find other reasons to refute, but Li Xiang's feelings were always so accurate. How could he, a non-chief, dare to challenge the European Emperor.
Shen Yu asked him: "Then what do you think? Are you really going to chase her?"
Ke Liangji said: "Then if she touches me, shouldn't I touch her back?"
It makes sense, and neither Shen Yu nor Li Xiang can refute it.
"Then this is completely different from chasing her..."
"Sigh... I don't know how to put it... It just happened today. I'm quite confused myself. I think she looks more pleasing to the eye. And you don't know, in fact, Brother Ya and I have known each other for a long time. …”
"No!"
Chen Yu was confused. If Ke Liangji and Zhao Yage were really together, wouldn't he be the only one left in the group of "The Invincible Single Is the King in the Universe? The Three Musketeers Love Each Other and Hug Together for Warmth"
What about being single together as promised? You two actually had an affair before you met me
Shen Yu's face was solemn, and he always felt that something was wrong with the world.
"I won't talk about the past, I want to give it a try! You have to help me!"
"Okay, okay!" Asaba Rika likes to do these things the most. Although she is single, she has a Cupid's heart.
"I'll call her again..."
Ke Liangji said and dialed Zhao Yage's phone number again.
This time the bell rang for a while before her voice came.
"You are looking for death!"
"Brother Duck...that's the one..."
"Don't even think about touching you. Just wash your face and come here. I might slap you twice."
"Can you not talk about the oil?"
"Then what do you want to say?"
"It's just... I want to ask you to help me treat my illness... I think I can still be saved..."
"How to cure it?"
"Let's get married!"
"??... You are dead, I tell you..."
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