"Brother Duck will definitely kill me!"
After Zhao Yage hung up the phone, Ke Liangji's face turned pale and he was sweating profusely.
"Look, isn't this normal for you?"
Shen Yu looked at his reaction and found that this was the correct way for Ke Liangji to open up.
"That's not the problem! Didn't you hear that Brother Ya said that I was dead? If it were the past, she would have said it immediately, but this time, she was silent for a long time before saying it. She must be trying to kill me. A way! Shen Yu, you have to save me!"
"Don't worry, the worst she can do is get beaten up by her..."
Listening to the conversation between the two straight men, Asaba Rika rolled her eyes. It was obvious that Yage-san was not angry.
"Don't worry, Liangji-san, you won't be killed! Yage-san is actually very gentle and kind, how could she kill someone? She must have been frightened by you and emboldened to say that."
Asaba Rika said: "If you look at the TV series, the bad guys who were beaten away still gritted their teeth and said, 'You will definitely come back if you wait for me.'"
"Can this be the same?"
"It's the same. For example, if Mr. Shen Yu suddenly runs up to me and says, 'Li Xiang, I like you, let's get married,' I will definitely say, 'Pervert, I won't agree to it.'"
Shen Yu looked strange and said speechlessly: "Can you use someone else to give an example? How can I confess to you?"
Asaba Rika pursed her lips and felt angry for a while before muttering: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I can't agree to it anyway!"
After hearing what she said, Ke Liangji felt a little relieved, but Shen Yu asked him to go back to school. Now he would not dare to go back even to death.
"She must be blocking me at the school gate! Shen Yu, let's squeeze in tonight? We have such a good relationship, and I want to tell you something from my heart."
Bai Xiaomeng: "Meow?"
"I won't sleep with you, I'll sleep with the cat." Shen Yu hugged Bai Xiaomeng and played with her.
"What else is there, cat? You're not sleeping with Rika."
Asaba Rika blushed and defended: "I don't want to sleep with him either!"
Ke Liangji was a little troubled: "Then what should I do? I have already said the words, and it is too late to regret now..."
"If Liangji-san wants to pursue Yage-san, he must first change his image."
Asaba Rika observed Ko Liangji from a distance. From the aesthetic point of view of any normal woman, Ke Liangji's current image is negative.
In fact, his appearance is not bad, but he looks too slovenly. He also concentrates on computer research. Looking at his classmate Shen Yu, he looks very clean and tidy.
"how to change?"
"At least like Mr. Shen Yu, you have to change into clean clothes, and then your hair should be cut short. There is a lot of oil on your face, so you need to wash it off."
"It's so troublesome, I suddenly don't want to chase her anymore."
Shen Yu: "..."
Asaba Rika: "..."
As a good friend, Shen Yu felt that he still had to help him. Although he didn't know how to chase girls, he had never seen a pig running or eaten pork. Some image matters, regardless of the likes and dislikes of men and women. it's the same.
Shen Yu took Ke Liangji to the bathroom to wash his face.
He took his own facial cleanser, squeezed some of it and gave it to Ke Liangji, teaching him how to wash his face to make it cleaner.
"How's it going? Is it easy to use?" Shen Yu was quite proud to see that he was able to wash it vigorously.
"Not bad… "
Ke Liangji studied very seriously, with bubbles all over his face. He asked Shen Yu in surprise: "I said something was wrong with you after you came back from summer vacation. You also learned how to use facial cleanser. Is this what you use? It's just troublesome." A bit off, but it feels really good..."
As Ke Liangji rubbed his face, fine mud quickly came out on his fingers. After washing it twice, he couldn't rub it out anymore.
After rinsing it off with water, Ke Liangji felt like a brand new person. His face was no longer greasy, and his skin tone was much fairer.
He picked up Shen Yu's facial cleanser and looked at it. It was a Japanese brand, but he couldn't tell what it was about.
There are two of the same ones on the sink, one of which is almost used up.
"Shen Yu, your facial cleanser is almost used up, why don't you let me use it first? I'll give you a new one next time I buy it."
"You go out and buy it later. I'm allergic to anything else."
Shen Yu took the facial cleanser from his hand and put the two pieces together, looking very stingy.
Shen Yu accompanied him out after washing his face. Rika Asaba looked at Ke Liangji and was shocked: "Classmate Liangji, it turns out you are so white!"
She even came forward to take a look curiously, but Ke Liangji ran away in a hurry. Only Zhao Yage was immune to the disease of gynophobia, and other girls were still inaccessible.
"He washed away two layers of mud. Can it not be white?"
Shen Yu looked at the time and said, "Liangji and I will go get a haircut together. You can stay at home and paint by yourself."
"Yeah! Shen Yujun can also do a hair style!"
"I do not need."
"I will keep an eye on my family, Mr. Shen Yu, please come back soon!"
…
Shen Yu and Ke Liangji went out. Listening to Asaba Rika's words, Ke Liangji said with envy: "Chen Yu, I always thought it was impossible for a two-dimensional girl to come to reality and live together. It wasn't until I saw you two that I realized it was me. It’s shallow.”
"You only see that she is cute, beautiful, family-oriented, gentle, hard-working, virtuous, can draw, cook, is not aggressive at all when she is angry, will be very happy when receiving small gifts, and will tell me 'come back soon' ', but I don't know that she actually..."
"Actually what?"
Chen Yu tried hard to think about the bad side of Li Xiang, but no matter how he searched for impressions about her, he couldn't find anything bad. It was just that she was a little clingy, a little naive, easy to make fuss, and even in some people's eyes. In her eyes, even these shortcomings are part of being cute. The problem is that Rika is so clever that she fixed all these shortcomings.
For example, being a road idiot is not scary. What is scary is that even though she knows she is a road idiot, she still insists on going out and wandering around by herself. But Rika is not like that. She can stay at home and draw obediently.
"Actually, she's stupid."
Chen Yu held it in for a long time before he found such an inverted adjective.
"Isn't it the right thing to be stupid?"
Ke Liangji said: "Coolness is also part of being cute. Little fool, little fool, little fool all sound a bit doting. Even the little fool's attack power is very weak."
"So what do you want to say?"
"I want to ask when you two will get married. I follow your daily posts on Bizhan every day. Don't talk about me. Don't other fans leave messages asking you to get married? Aren't you a little behind on your credits? You can get extra credits by getting married. , then you can graduate early..."
"That's fake daily life."
"It looks really good to me."
"Brother Ya is also following your daily life. Isn't there a second-level trumpet in the comment section who makes trouble all day long to get you married and calls you a scumbag? It belongs to her! Don't tell her that I told you. …”
“…”
"If you want to pursue Yage, I suggest you delete all the wives on your phone."
"This is not okay! Brother Duck can take it away, but he can't throw away his wife!"
The two came to the barber shop while chatting.
Shen Yu basically gets his hair cut once every month and a half. He has medium-long hair and doesn't usually take care of his hair style, but he washes and blow-dries his hair diligently every day.
After entering the hair salon, the hair-washing girl came over to greet the two of them.
Ke Liangji shuddered and changed to a hair-washing guy.
Shen Yu also changed to a hair-washing guy. It wasn't because Li Xiang was waiting for him at home, so it would feel weird to let his little sister wash his hair, but because the shampooing guy was stronger and it was easier to wash. feel.
The two Tony teachers looked at the two young men in the mirror and asked with a smile: "What hairstyle are you going to get?"
Shen Yu looked at himself in the mirror. He wanted to say that he could just cut it short as before, but somehow he worked hard and wanted to change his image.
"What hairstyle do you think suits me?"
"Your face is thinner and your facial features tend to be straight. Make a diagonal front texture. You can also blow it back for formal occasions to look more chic and generous..."
"How long?"
"About an hour and a half."
Chen Yu listened to the time, hesitated for a moment, and then said, "Then let's take a look at it."
On the other side, Teacher Tony also asked Ke Liangji. Ke Liangji pointed at Shen Yu and said, "Look at his whole body for me."
"Ah? Have you cut off your long hair?"
"cut."
An hour and a half later, the two of them had their hair done and came out. If they had suddenly bumped into each other on the street, they would have been stunned and unrecognizable.
"Damn it, Shen Yu, why did you do this? You act like a little star!"
Chen Yu was walking on the road, and the street lights reflected on his face. If there were fifty girls who looked at him sideways in the past, there were at least a hundred of them now. He was so handsome that he looked like a celebrity.
"You see, if I do your surgery, it won't have the same effect as yours!"
"It depends on the face..."
Shen Yu looked at Ke Liangji. The one who had changed the most was of course him. His long hair had been cut short, he had a blowjob, and even his beard had been shaved off.
Ke Liangji's temperament is a little different from Shen Yu. He has a feminine temperament. When he has long hair, he looks like a girl. When he cuts his hair short, he looks like a pretty boy.
But from an aesthetic point of view, it is definitely a thousand times better than the original image.
After sending Buddha to the West, Shen Yu accompanied him to buy facial cleanser, a new razor, and two bottles of hair styling lotion, one for each of them.
…
After Ke Liangji returned to school anxiously, Shen Yu also returned home.
He took the styling water and was about to put it on the second floor, when he happened to meet Rika Asaba coming out of the shower.
She was holding a few changes of clothes in her arms and was wearing a pajamas with a big rabbit printed on it. She was stunned when she saw Shen Yu...
Then he exclaimed with a voice that was twenty decibels louder than usual: "Shen Yujun!! You! You are so beautiful!!"
Li Xiang rushed up to Shen Yu, stood on tiptoes and looked at him carefully, and walked around him twice curiously to make sure that he was just getting a haircut, not plastic surgery.
I don't know if the water temperature in her bath was too high or something else, but her little face is still flushed and she keeps praising, "Shen Yujun is so beautiful."
Girls are also very lustful. Shen Yu felt uncomfortable when she looked at her and asked her: "Why are your eyebrows so light..."
Only then did Rika Asaba realize that she had taken a shower and taken off her makeup. She let out an ouch, covered her face and ran back to the room.
"It's not ugly, so what..."
Shen Yu murmured, put away the styling water, and went downstairs to work.
I was busy until twelve o'clock in the evening, but I still had to wait for the running result of a program. Shen Yu set the alarm clock for one hour, and lay down on the table to rest for a while, feeling sleepy.
Rika Asaba was also painting upstairs until twelve o'clock.
She was used to Shen Yu coming to her door every day and coughing, but she didn't see him coming tonight, so she curiously opened the door and came out to take a look.
The lights in the living room were still on, so she quietly went downstairs and went to the studio to see him.
Sure enough, Shen Yu was still working. The code on the screen was flashing and he was sleeping lightly on the table.
Rika held her breath, quietly came to him, and secretly looked at him for a while.
Beiqi bit his fist gently, looking very troubled—
"Yage-san touched Liangji-san's face, and then Liangji-san confessed to me. If I touch Mr. Shenyu too, will he confess to me?"
"Shen Yu-Jun is asleep now, perfect opportunity!"
"So what if he's asleep, Rika is a coward, and I don't dare to touch him!"
"Rika is a coward! Rika is a coward!"
Somehow, Li Xiang stretched out her little hand towards Shen Yu, touched his right cheek, and then pinched it gently...
Just for a moment.
Li Xiang was so nervous that her heart almost jumped out of her throat!
Seeing that Shen Yu was still awake, she breathed a sigh of relief and hurriedly ran upstairs with a red face, like a kitten that had stolen food.
Until only Shen Yu was left in the studio, he lay motionless and slowly opened his eyes. The skin on his cheek seemed to still have the warmth of that little hand...
I feel very sleepy, but I can't sleep anymore.
Another sleepless night.
.
.