"roll!"
Yu Sheng and Shi Hu kicked open the door of Canghai Villa.
"Why!"
Walking on the street, the two sighed at the same time. Shi Hu took out a small wine bottle and took a sip, then handed it to Yu Sheng and said apologetically, "Brother, I'm sorry. I didn't know you were a salesperson, so I was a little too heavy-handed."
"I..." After taking the bottle and taking a sip, Yu Sheng said speechlessly, "But you are quite good at fighting. I was completely confused by your fighting style."
Shi Hu laughed and shook his head, saying, "What's the point of being able to fight these days? You can't even make a living, let alone the job you finally found. It's all tears. But you're pretty good at fighting, brother. I fought for a long time, and you only got a few scratches. Your physical fitness is much better than I expected."
"..." Yu Sheng was speechless, not knowing whether this was a compliment or a joke. Although this Shi Hu was shorter than him, his whole body was full of explosive power.
The two sat on the side of the road in silence!
"Sure enough, money is not so easy to make (I should have listened to the system earlier)."
"Yes, it's difficult. It's really a matter of money that makes a hero fall."
The two frustrated people were complaining to each other, and then a passing auntie threw ten yuan to them.
“…” Yu Sheng was immediately furious and yelled, “Damn it, I’m not a beggar. Believe it or not, I’ll kill you.”
"Psycho!" The old lady was shocked and quickly quickened her pace and disappeared from the street.
Someone nearby seemed to have picked up ten yuan and said speechlessly, "Ten yuan can buy ten big steamed buns. People nowadays are really generous."
Yu Sheng looked at Shi Hu speechlessly. This guy is simply shameless.
After sitting there blankly for two hours, the two sighed and stood up at the same time.
Shi Hu clasped his hands and said, "Mountains and rivers bring us together, so let's meet again in the future!"
"See you later!" Yu Sheng nodded. After sitting for two hours, he still couldn't come up with any good solution.
However, just after taking two steps, Shi Hu retreated stealthily.
Yu Sheng asked speechlessly: "What are you doing?"
"Look!? Beautiful girl!" Shi Hu pointed at someone not far away and said excitedly.
Looking in the direction of his eyes, Yu Sheng was slightly stunned. Where was the beauty? He only saw a woman weighing more than 200 kilograms eating French fries.
"Damn! You have such a good taste," Yu Sheng complained speechlessly.
He stood up and prepared to leave, only to hear Shi Hu say with a crazy look on his face: "What do you know? This is called plumpness, how can those mediocre women compare to it. Miss Luo Mingzhu is not only beautiful, but also very kind."
Looking at Shi Hu in complete silence, Yu Sheng sighed and said, "Okay, it's beautiful, okay? Take your time to look at it."
"No." Suddenly Shi Hu's eyes lit up, and he grabbed Yu Sheng and said, "I can't come to work tomorrow. I haven't confessed my feelings to Miss Luo Mingzhu yet. You have to help me!"
"Me?" Looking at Shi Hu speechlessly, Yu Sheng smiled incredulously, "Brother, you are not kidding. Stop it, go back and take a shower and go to bed."
Seeing that Yu Sheng was unwilling to help, Shi Hu begged him seriously: "If you help me, I will teach you the peerless magic skills I have practiced. How about it?"
He was stunned for a moment. Although this stone tiger looked stupid, his kung fu was indeed very powerful.
After hesitating for a while, Yu Sheng asked: "How can I help you? I don't even have a girlfriend. I don't know how to chase girls."
Seeing Yu Sheng agreed, Shi Hu was immediately delighted and said, "You are quite skilled. Let's save the beauty. You go like this... like this... and then..."
Listening to Shi Hu's obscene plan, Yu Sheng's mouth twitched and he said speechlessly: "Such an old-fashioned TV drama plot, is it okay?"
"That's how it's played on TV. Art comes from life. Don't worry, whether you succeed or fail, I will teach you my unique skills. From today on, we are brothers. Go quickly." Shi Hu encouraged.
I took a deep breath and looked at the sky which was almost dark. It seemed that if I did nothing today, I would gain nothing.
If you help Shi Hu once, you can at least get a martial arts secret book.
Nodding, Yu Sheng walked straight to the coffee shop and said to Shi Hu, "You better be careful. Don't blame me if you fail."
"Don't worry!" Shi Hu said as he tidied his clothes and combed his hair.
When I walked into the cafe, Luo Mingzhu was eating cake alone. She seemed to have a very good appetite. Most people only ordered one portion, but she ordered three, and she had almost finished all of them.
"Oh my god, I really can't do it. You can't treat her as a woman at all." Yu Sheng was speechless, but he gritted his teeth and rushed forward.
He walked to Luo Mingzhu's desk, sat on it, and lifted Luo Mingzhu's chin with one hand. "Hey, girl. Do you want to go out and play with your brother?"
Luo Mingzhu raised her head, glanced at Yu Sheng, and put down her knife and fork.
In a flash, there was a cracking sound, and Yu Sheng let out a scream. A giant foot like an elephant kicked Yu Sheng away.
The chubby girl stood up, walked to Yu Sheng's side, and said angrily: "You bastard, am I such a casual woman? Just because you are short and ugly, you dare to tease me. You don't know how to live or die! Today I will let you know that we beautiful flowers are not something that you stinky men can destroy whenever you want."
As he said that, he kicked him and crushed him.
“… Damn it, someone’s going to die! What’s wrong with this woman? She’s so strong.” A trickle of blood slid from the corner of Yu Sheng’s mouth. He was actually kicked by her and suffered internal injuries.
Looking at that kick that was like Optimus Prime, Yu Sheng was so scared that he almost called for his mother.
At this moment, he blocked the kick with his foot. Shi Hu shook his elegant square head and said in a Cantonese accent: "Girl, please forgive me when you can. My brother is just coveting your stunning beauty, although it is a bit abrupt. But if you want to blame someone, you can only blame it on your beauty."
"So handsome!" Luo Mingzhu's eyes changed, and her heart was beating fast as she looked at Shi Hu's graceful figure.
Shi Hu walked over and took Luo Mingzhu's hand directly, "Beautiful girl, would you like to be my bride?"
"Handsome guy, isn't this a bit abrupt? Can you start with your girlfriend?" Luo Mingzhu said somewhat at a loss.
However, Shi Hu said with a frivolous look on his face: "No. A goddess as beautiful as you doesn't need to be a girlfriend. You are obviously the best wife in the world."
"So handsome!" Luo Mingzhu said in a crazy way.
Yu Sheng, who fell to the ground, almost vomited up the food he had eaten the previous night. He yelled, "Hey, I'm telling you two to stop disgusting me. Damn, this is called handsome. He's as tall as me, and his facial features are as clear as mine."
Luo Mingzhu comforted Shi Hu and said, "Handsome guy, wait a moment."
Then he walked in front of Yu Sheng, who was shocked and asked, "What do you want to do?"
But Luo Mingzhu said seriously: "What do you know? Concentration is the essence, you pedantic guy. How dare you interrupt my little brother's proposal to me!"
Bang!
As he spoke, he was kicked more than ten meters away by Yu Sheng. When he returned to Shi Hu's side, Luo Mingzhu said delicately, "You can continue."
Shi Hu looked at Yu Sheng pitifully: "Brother, you did a good job. You have suffered."
Yu Sheng cursed in his heart: Damn, these two psychopaths. There must be something wrong with their brains. But what's going on? Why are these people so strong? Am I getting weaker
(End of this chapter)