When Seoul, South Korea is located in Dongjiu District, it is one hour ahead of China. Their eleven o'clock is ten o'clock Chinese time.
At half past ten, many Koreans rushed to the Seoul Theater carrying their bags. These people are all young, with confident and arrogant smiles on their faces. The reason why they came here so late was simply to participate in the activities organized by Liu Zhilong.
One is to get close to the stars, and the other is to be able to clearly see the ugly face of that Chinese pig who is coy in front and respectful in back. This greatly satisfied their national pride.
When they walked into a screening room on the second floor of the Opera House, they saw that the hall was already packed with people. There was even a display of red wine and food in front of the screen. At first glance, it really looked like a noble banquet hall.
However, the location of this banquet hall is somewhat unsatisfactory.
When the eleven o'clock bell rang, the staff had already connected the live broadcast of the online radio station to the audio equipment in the center of the stage.
The girl who was translating now sat in front of the screen and moved the microphone slightly nervously, bringing it closer to her mouth.
When Qin Hao's voice sounded, her mouth also moved:
"Dear listeners, thank you very much for listening to this episode of "Folk Arts Talk" on time. The cross talk we are going to tell you next is called "Korean Learning Arts".
Ma Zitao: Brother, I haven’t seen you for a while. What have you been busy with recently
Qin Hao: Hello, brother, I have been abroad for a few days these days.
Ma Zitao: To which country
Qin Hao: A big country.
Ma Zitao: A big country
Qin Hao: Well, in a big country, the boss is the boss.
Ma Zitao: How big is it
Qin Hao: According to the combined research of all scientists, it seems to be the largest in the world.
Ma Zitao: The biggest? Russia
Qin Hao: No—
Ma Zitao: Then Canada—
At this time, many Koreans present were a little anxious and whispered: "What are they talking about? Just these two people chatting up top, and someone below is giving money? Are Chinese people really stupid? Lots of money!”
"It's just that I don't understand what they are thinking! Just listen first, the fun is coming later!"
Qin Hao: Hey—
Ma Zitao: Right
Qin Hao: Not really.
Ma Zitao: What if it’s not you? Which country is that
Qin Hao: Republic of Korea.
Ma Zitao: The Republic of Korea? It’s not a big country, so how can it be such a big country
Many Koreans realized something was wrong when they heard this, and looked at the female translator on the stage with unkind expressions.
Suddenly, the female translator suddenly stopped talking. The Koreans who were already a little angry couldn't help but stand up from their seats and shouted loudly: "Say, why don't you say it?"
The female translator looked at Liu Zhilong who was sitting next to him unnaturally, and saw that his face was also a little ugly. Only then did the female translator remember that he actually knew Chinese!
She looked at Liu Zhilong with questioning eyes, hoping to get a positive answer.
Liu Zhilong glanced at the excited crowd with a complex expression, gritted his teeth and nodded.
Although she got Liu Zhilong's approval, the female translator still felt a little guilty, and it took her a long time to stammer out the following paragraph:
Qin Hao: Look at the words "Republic of Korea" on the map. Look! The word "国" is in China, and the word "国" is in Japan. The territory they have is not enough, you say it is big or not.
Ma Zitao: Hi, so big? It means that the space is too small and the characters are too big to accommodate him.
boom! boom! boom!
The Koreans present all dropped the food or red wine in their hands to the ground, and stood up from their seats in a hurry. There were even more fanatical nationalists who picked up a piece of steak from the food shelf and threw it towards the girl at the translation desk.
"ah!"
The female translator was also frightened at this time and hurriedly got up to escape. Unexpectedly, she was tripped by a line on the ground. She immediately let out a scream and rushed towards Liu Zhilong!
Although Liu Zhilong was extremely angry at this time, he did not expect such a scene to happen. At this time, it was too late to escape, so I had to lift my foot and kick the female translator in the abdomen.
"Ah!" The female translator screamed in pain at this time, flying backwards and hitting a row of food shelves.
For a moment, the entire screening room was in chaos!
Although the Korean version of "Korean Learning" has been interrupted, the Chinese version of "Korean Learning" has continued. The listeners standing by the radio were already paralyzed with laughter, clutching their stomachs and speechless.
Qin Hao: When I arrived in South Korea, I felt a sense of crisis.
Ma Zitao: What sense of crisis
Qin Hao: Our inventions are too slow and too backward. If Koreans continue to work hard to invent like this, one day the whole world will fall behind Korea.
Ma Zitao: Is it really that mysterious? What invention
Qin Hao: Well, yes, Koreans have invented a way to claim all the good things of others as their own inventions.
Ma Zitao: Well—what kind of invention is that? Isn’t that just thick-skinned
Qin Hao: Have you never heard that beauty is so popular in Korea? People don’t even have the same skin.
Ma Zitao: How did you learn cross talk? Which master did you teach me from
Qin Hao: It’s very rewarding. The teacher also met one.
Ma Zitao: Which teacher
Qin Hao: Teacher Pu Yinglian.
Ma Zitao: What? Park Ye-ryeon
Qin Hao: Pu p—i—ao— Two sounds, Pu Yinglian.
Ma Zitao: Oh—don’t be so shameless, teacher.
"Pfft! This is so funny! On behalf of the people of the capital, I observe three minutes of silence for the Korean people!"
"There is really no one left for Jie Ni Ma! Teacher Qin Hao, come on! It's so shabby! The people of Jin City sent a congratulatory message!"
"Swear these little sticks to death. I think they are going to heaven! The people of Fengtian sent a congratulatory message!"
At this time, Weibo was in a frenzy, and people from all provinces and cities across the country sent representatives to send congratulatory messages.
In a short time, "Korean Learning" became one of the hotly searched topics on Weibo.
Suddenly, Qin Hao's conversation changed, and this cross talk immediately turned into a reward for Qin Hao's work, and his conversation with teacher Ma Zitao also turned into a conversation between him and teacher Pu Yilian:
Park Ye-ryeon: Well, are you envious? We don't care about you poor relatives, come and see our great Korea more often. It takes several hours to drive from Busan to Route 38.
Qin Hao: Teacher, we are used to it. It takes several days for Chinese people to drive from Guangdong to Northeast China.
Teacher Pu Yinglian opened his eyes and opened his mouth wide without speaking for a long time. Finally, he calmed down and said: The coast of China was also the territory of our great Korea in history.
Qin Hao said: Teacher, my family lives on the coast. My grandfather never told me. My grandfather’s grandfather has also lived here for a long time. I have never heard that there were Koreans in any village. I vaguely heard my father say that someone in the ancestor of the second uncle on Qianjie Street was careless and lost his way. Later, I heard someone said that he ran away to South Korea.
Pu Yinglian started to get angry: Qin, do you know? According to the combined research of our scientists, most of the territory and inventions of the Chinese belong to us Koreans.
Qin Hao said angrily: "It's uncle's." How did you become Korean? Our Chinese nation has a long history. There are so many things invented.
Park Yinglian: Ours is older. Our kimchi is hundreds of years old.
Qin Hao: Many of our dishes are more than a few hundred years old.
Park Ye-ryeon: Printing was invented by Koreans, more than a thousand years ago.
Qin Hao: Bullshit! Printing was invented in China, as everyone on earth knows, as well as papermaking and gunpowder. These inventions have a history of more than 2,000 years.
Park Ye-ryeon: We still have a long history. Our history is 5,000 years longer than yours.
Qin Hao: Our leader refers to the Yellow Emperor who unified the Central Plains in 5000 years. This does not mean that China’s history is only 5,000 years old.
Pu Yinglian: Our Tangun taught Dayu how to control floods thousands of years ago.
Qin Hao: I heard from my grandfather that Dayu controlled the floods because his father Gun only knew how to block the floods. Later, floods spread everywhere and he was punished for neglecting his duties. Dayu learned from his experience and changed the blockade to dredging. How did it come to be taught by your ancestor Tangun? Probably your ancestors followed Dayu and later moved to Korea. That said, we still have a long history.
When Qin Hao fans all over China were immersed in the joyful and peaceful atmosphere of Black Korea, suddenly a netizen in South Korea released a big news!