"Haha! Teacher Qin Hao is so powerful! Liu Zhilong thought that Teacher Qin Hao's cross talk was begging for his forgiveness, so he booked a screening room at the Seoul Grand Theater and hired a simultaneous interpreter to translate for them on the spot. As a result... Teacher Qin Hao’s cross talk only started for two minutes, and the scene was already a disaster... "
Almost all netizens laughed out loud after seeing this Weibo post. They all knew what these attacking sticks were like, so it was easy for them to imagine the scene at that time.
Suddenly, everyone saw Qin Hao’s certified Weibo and retweeted this Weibo, commenting at the same time: “Thank you Korean cross talk fan Smita, I just want to say to you: Well done!”
"Pfft, Teacher Qin Hao, you are so stupid. Liu Zhilong and those Koreans will feel sorry for you!"
"Haha, Teacher Qin Hao, you've had enough. If you can't calm down for a while, I've sprayed water on my girlfriend three times!"
"With this function, you can also get a girlfriend. Your girlfriend has such a strong taste!"
"Haha, I studied in South Korea, and I think that although Teacher Qin Hao's interpretation is a bit exaggerated, it basically fits the mentality of these stick guys!"
"Yes, I usually come into contact with Koreans. Their nationalism is too narrow-minded!"
"Let's take a look at some of the weirdest Korean things I've ever seen!"
Someone put forward such a suggestion on Weibo, and it immediately attracted the attention of most netizens. Many netizens complained on Weibo, and then many netizens forwarded comments one after another, and the top of Weibo was extremely lively.
However, the complaint did not last long, and soon it went wrong and turned into all kinds of black and Korean jokes.
Qin Hao was lying at home and browsing Weibo at this time. He was attracted by this Weibo for a while. When he opened it, he didn't find any high-level blackmail. These complaints were just simple blackmail.
He immediately took a deep breath and posted a Weibo message with a smile:
"U.S. leader: "The United States has a flight plan to land on Mars."
Russian leader: "Russia has plans to fly to the moon again"
Japanese leader: "Japan has plans to launch an unmanned lunar probe"
South Korean leader: "What you do is nothing. We in South Korea have plans to realize a manned rocket landing on the sun."
Heads of State: "If we do that, the astronauts will be scorched!"
South Korean leader: "We in South Korea are not fools. We are preparing to land at night!!"
Fans who were scrolling through Weibo were eager to give it a try when they suddenly saw Qin Hao’s Weibo post. After reading it, they were stunned for a moment, and then burst into laughter.
Fans immediately shocked Qin Hao and responded below:
"Laughing and pissing, how can you not be an idiot even if you have a stick? If you land at night, the sun won't be so hot?"
"Haha! You arrogant sticks, please land at night and burn them to death!"
"Damn it, Teacher Qin Hao, how does your head look like that? Oh my god, it's so funny to me!"
…
"The three East Asian countries and the United States began to compete for the moon...
Chinese people: "Chang'e-1" has gone to heaven, and the moon will be ours from now on.
The Japanese are not convinced: "Moon Goddess" went to heaven earlier than "Chang'e 1", and the moon belongs to us.
The Americans sneered: The "Apollo" landed on the moon 30 years ago and left a mark. There is no doubt that the moon belongs to the United States!
The Chinese and Japanese were very annoyed and unable to refute, but they found that the Korean was flipping through the "Encyclopedia of Korean Mythology" and asked him in surprise what he was doing.
The Koreans said confidently: I am looking for evidence that the moon was created by our ancestors. "
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"Hahaha, this is really funny, but it also fits the little stick's peeing characteristics!"
"No, Confucius is Korean, Xi Shi is Korean, Li Shizhen is Korean, even the Dragon Boat Festival that we have celebrated for thousands of years is Korean!"
"Hey, haven't you heard? Even Jesus is Korean!"
Looking at the dirty jokes on Weibo, netizens’ admiration for Qin Hao can no longer be expressed in words, and they all worshiped:
"I'm convinced, I'm really convinced, Teacher Qin Hao, you are the real professional Black Han Ten Thousand Years!"
"That's right, Hei Han, you are the professional!"
…
“In 2046, South Korea’s aerospace technology advanced by leaps and bounds and launched a satellite orbiting Mars.
As a gift, a South Korean satellite airdropped a copy of "The Complete Collection of Korean Mythology" to Mars, which caused a stir among the Martians.
Martian A: Hey, the book says we are descendants of Koreans.
Martian B: This at least explains the origin of our species.
Martian A (crying): No wonder we are so ugly...
Boom!
South Korean satellite airdropped another "Korean Plastic Surgery Guide"... "
Qin Hao posted another Weibo post, which was once again popular among fans.
"Teacher Qin Hao, you've really had enough. Could it be that being a radio anchor is just your disguise? Your real occupation is actually a joker!"
"That's right! I also think Teacher Qin Hao is a professional hacker for ten thousand years!"
…
Qin Hao looked at the feedback on Weibo, and a faint smile gradually appeared on his face. However, this smile did not last long, and a new reminder popped up on the Weibo interface:
"The new work "Facing the World with a Smile" has been signed with Xinhua Publishing House and is ready to be published and distributed. I hope you will support it! At the same time, I hope that all of us in the country will have an open mind and face the world with a smile."
The blogger is Chen Xiao, and the certification information is that he is a member of the Beijing Writers Association and a famous best-selling author.
Qin Hao had an impression of this person. When he first released "The Wine Will Come", he was fooled by young writers from the Beijing Writers Association, and this Chen Xiao was one of them.
The reason why Qin Hao was attracted to this Weibo was not because of the name Chen Xiao, but because he saw his name mentioned in the comments below.
As the youngest generation of young writers in China, Chen Xiao also has an extremely large fan base. As soon as this Weibo post was posted, it was also popular among fans. Among his fans, there are also netizens who follow Qin Hao. When they saw his Weibo post, they seemed to have something different to say, so they all responded below:
"Teacher Chen Xiao, there seems to be something in your words. Are you saying that someone lost their grace in handling something?"
"Hey, who can it be? Don't you know that legendary shit-trouble Qin Hao? I heard that he beat up a Korean star not long ago."
"Well, I know about this. But it's also my fault that stickman is too special in what he says and does. He's not unjust even if he gets a beating! Why does Teacher Chen Xiao speak for that stickman?"
This fan of Chen Xiao is also a master who is afraid of chaos in the world: "Don't you know that there was some bad blood between Chen Xiao and Qin Hao?"