Qin Hao: It’s raining so hard that there’s a lot of water on the road, but it does have the same benefit!
Ma Zitao: Oh—I can’t even get out, so what’s the benefit
Qin Hao: From now on, you don’t need to go out to see the sea, just the capital!
Ma Zitao: Oh—
…
"Hahaha! Teacher Qin Hao is so funny. This annual meeting is indeed not in vain!"
"That's right, despite the many celebrities at the annual meeting, I'm here specifically for Teacher Qin Hao!"
"Damn it! Teacher Qin Hao's cross talk was so perfect for the occasion! It couldn't be a temporary creation, right?"
"I think it looks like it. Otherwise, why would you say such a cross talk at the annual meeting just after it rained? I have to say, Teacher Qin Hao is so talented!"
People in the audience stopped using their chopsticks at this time. Some were looking at the performance on stage with smiles on their faces, while others were quietly praising.
…
Qin Hao: That’s not all. Many people also took photos and uploaded them to Moments or sent them to friends, asking, “Guess where this is?”
Ma Zitao: What’s there to ask
Qin Hao: Don’t tell me, you really did come back. Talk about Sanya
Qin Hao was acting for himself at this time, shaking his head and saying: "Well, that's not right - guess again -"
Ma Zitao: Okay? It’s really flattering…
Qin Hao: Phuket
Guess again!
Bali
Let me tell you, you must expand your imagination!
Ma Zitao: Where is this
Qin Hao: After a while, someone said again, isn't this the public toilet in the eight major alleys in Beijing? I peed there for a long time!
Ma Zitao: Hi!
…
As soon as the two of them finished speaking, everyone in the banquet hall laughed like crazy.
Some people pointed at Qin Hao and laughed so much that they were speechless; some people were so happy that they couldn't breathe; some people even laughed so hard that they shed tears, but they were still listening to Qin Hao's cross talk with their ears pricked up. , for fear of missing a detail.
Qin Hao: There are also young couples who have successfully hooked up with each other and want to go to the Drum Tower to take wedding photos.
Ma Zitao: Getting married.
Qin Hao: After the shooting, the two of them were standing on the road. The girl said that I want to ask you a question now, and you have to answer me seriously.
Ma Zitao: What are you talking about
Qin Hao imitated the girl's movements and tone of voice, and said: I want to ask you whether you love me, whether you will be good to me all your life, and whether you will fall in love with anyone else besides me
Ma Zitao: Oh—this is enough.
Qin Hao: At this time, it suddenly started raining heavily...
Qin Hao was talking at this time and imitating the girl's movements in the rain. Sometimes he pulls the shoulder straps, sometimes he twists his hair. The exaggerated performance really amused many of the audience.
Ma Zitao: It’s raining heavily. Why are you two still doing this
Qin Hao: The boy said, if you want to ask me one thing, then I will tell you two things now.
Ma Zitao: What are you talking about
Qin Hao: Now you have two choices. One is that you drown here alone, and the other is that we both drown here together.
Ma Zitao: Oh—it’s raining so hard!
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"Oh, I'm going to go, I can't stand it anymore, but you're making me laugh so hard!"
"There are so many people in China who talk about cross talk, but I only recognize Teacher Qin Hao!"
“I didn’t really listen to cross talk very much before, but after listening to Mr. Qin Hao’s cross talk, I was completely hooked!”
"Hey, have you noticed that the cross talk performed by Teacher Qin Hao on the spot is much funnier than what you heard on the radio!"
"That's because you didn't watch Mr. Qin Hao talk about cross talk and also perform it? I just can't help but laugh when I see his movements. Is this a sequelae?"
The audience in the audience talked a lot, and the crosstalk on the stage continued:
At this time, Qin Hao continued to imitate the girl's movements, pretending to be surprised and said: "Ah! There are so many fish, why are there still fish here?"
Ma Zitao: What's going on
Qin Hao: At this time, a voice came from the telephone pole not far away. That's my fish. I just bought it from the vegetable market. Please return it to me!
Ma Zitao: Oh—the water is so deep, you have to climb onto the telegraph pole!
Qin Hao made a throwing motion at this time and said: "Okay, just wait, I will throw the fish to you right now!"
Ma Zitao: Okay, don’t let anyone hit you down again!
Qin Hao continued to imitate the girl's accent: Oh, the water is so deep! Help, help, someone help me! Are we both going to die here together? So what does our love...our love mean
Ma Zitao: This is true love!
Qin Hao: At this time, a few waves appeared on the water, and a frogman jumped out! This young couple was shocked!
Ma Zitao: That’s not the case! This is so scary!
Qin Hao: That girl told the young couple that the water is so deep, why don’t you run for your lives, why are you still flirting here? No, I'm off work now, I have to go back and cook!
Ma Zitao: Are you still going to work dressed like this
Qin Hao: The frogman said, I saw the weather forecast earlier and it said it was going to rain heavily in Beijing. Didn’t you buy this diving suit in advance
Ma Zitao: "Good guy, I have to swim home now!"
The audience in the audience burst out laughing when they thought of their own situation, which seemed to be no different from that of the young couple!
Qin Hao: The girl asked the frogman, where did you buy this diving suit
Ma Zitao: I also want to buy a set.
Qin Hao: The frogman said that it can’t be bought now and it has been sold out long ago!
Ma Zitao: Hi!
Qin Hao: The frogman said again, but I can give you two sets!
Ma Zitao: That’s a good feeling!
Qin Hao: The young couple quickly put on their diving suits and swam forward! After a while, the girl pointed to a palace in front and shouted, look, there really is a Dragon Palace!
Ma Zitao: Oh - time travel, this is -
Qin Hao: The boy curled his lips and said, where did the Dragon Palace come from? It's the Forbidden City!
Ma Zitao: Hi!
"Hahaha, that's so interesting. Teacher Qin Hao, can you stop being so funny? It makes my stomach hurt from laughing!"
"Teacher Qin Hao, you are really awesome!"
"I haven't heard much cross talk, and I didn't know there was such a great person in the cross talk world before, but I can guarantee that this is definitely the best cross talk I have ever seen in my life!"
"Yes! I know Teacher Qin Hao. I just heard people say how bad-tempered he is, how impulsive he is, and how he likes to fight with others. I have never had the patience to appreciate his works. I didn't realize it until now." How many precious spiritual treasures I have missed!”
"From now on, I will be a brainless fan of Teacher Qin Hao!"
As soon as Teacher Ma finished speaking, the audience began to burst into laughter.
Someone even uploaded the video to the Internet and posted a Weibo post: "Teacher Qin Hao is performing cross talk at Feng Yin Huafu's annual meeting. New work, highly recommended!"