The atmosphere in Qin Hao's live broadcast room was quite lively at this time. Many of Qin Hao's biggest fans spontaneously started buying gifts and couldn't stop.
From the cheapest slaps and lollipops to the most expensive luxury cruise ships, although the prices of these gifts vary, until Qin Hao returned to his seat again, the gifts in the live broadcast room were even Never broken.
Even Qin Hao couldn't help being shocked when he saw it. In just a short time, his wealth in the live broadcast room increased by half a million again!
Qin Hao couldn't help but sigh at this time, pointed to the camera in front of the computer and said? : "You guys, you must not listen to me! If you waste money like this, won't the website become cheaper in the end? Why don't any of you ask me for a bank card account number?"
"Pfft! Teacher Qin Hao, please be more careful! You are the major shareholder of Waiwai Live. Even if the website is cheaper, doesn't the money still belong to you in the end?"
"Hey! Aren't I going to test you with a question?"
Qin Hao suddenly showed a mean expression at this time and said: "It seems that you are not sleepy yet. I can't be lazy even if I want to. Now I invite you to enjoy the stand-up comedy "Ugly Empress"!"
After hearing Qin Hao's words, everyone in the live broadcast room laughed again. Many people felt that Qin Hao was different from what they imagined, and seemed to have a funny nature, so they also laughed and complained:
"Teacher Qin Hao, can you talk about stand-up comedy? Isn't this stand-up comedy just storytelling? There are only a few jokes over and over again. I was tired of hearing them when I was a child. Can you change it?"
"Teacher Qin Hao, your reputation for cross talk is unscientific! How can a queen be ugly!"
"Don't worry, just be patient and listen. If you don't listen, you don't need to pay for it!"
At this time, Qin Hao picked up the Xingmu purchased during the day, patted it on the desk, and said in a tone of voice: "The grass is idle and the flowers are everywhere. When will the dragon and the tiger fight? Look up at Wu, Yue, Chu, and then look at the Liang, Tang, Jin, Han, and Zhou dynasties."
Thank you friends for coming. From today on, I will tell you a long stand-up comedy called Ugly Empress. As for the story, it’s not too far away from now. If there are elderly people at home, you can go back and ask. Of course, those who ask uncles and uncles don’t know, but those who ask grandfather may know. "
Hearing Qin Hao's closing poem, everyone in the live broadcast room couldn't help but their eyes lit up, and they immediately stopped noisy. They couldn't help but subconsciously pricked up their ears and listened carefully to Qin Hao's cross talk. Of course, there were also many people who relied on their quick hands and immediately refreshed the screen in the live broadcast room:
"Teacher Qin Hao, you are so funny. Even if you say something nice, don't you want no money?"
Just when everyone was holding back their questions and about to type it out, they heard Qin Hao's voice: "The Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period... Don't ask, I probably didn't catch up."
"Pfft! Teacher Qin Hao, you are so bad! If our grandfather had lived at that time, how many years would we have lived?"
Where did this story take place? Linzi, Donglu Linzi, why is it called Linzi? Because it is east of Zibo. In the Spring and Autumn Period, this was the capital of Qi State. When King Xuan of Qi, Tian Bijiang, was in power, it was spread like this a story.
On this day, when I got up early in the morning, the Yin'an Palace was brightly lit, Wen Dong and Wu Xili were in the two rooms, and the great eunuchs were waiting on both sides. King Qi Xuan turned around the screen and took his seat. There was a dragon bookcase on the table, and his face was as sinking as water. When the civil and military ministers saw this, their hearts were raised in their throats.
It's broken. What's wrong? Chen Banjun is like a tiger. He is the emperor. Most of them are two hundred and fifty. You look happy this time. You may not be sick for some reason. If they lose their heads, these guys will be killed.
Therefore, the ministers were all afraid and thought, "What's going on, Your Majesty?" But no one asked. One more thing is worse than one less thing. If you ask, you won't be prepared for the disaster that will happen. They all stand here silently and watch.
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Everyone holding their mobile phones couldn't help but smile knowingly when they heard what Qin Hao said was interesting.
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Looking at King Qi Xuan again, he slapped the table with his hand and said, "Hey, what the hell are you talking about? What is this?"
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Everyone laughed when they heard Qin Hao's vivid Donglu dialect! Even some fans from Donglu couldn't help but get excited after hearing this familiar accent again, and immediately bought gifts!
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The eunuch next to him saw it and said, "Your Majesty, Chitose, why are you so anxious?"
"I had a dream last night. This dream made me feel uncomfortable."
"Your Majesty Qian Sui, what did you dream about?"
"It's a long story. I was sleeping at night, lying down, and I felt drowsily. In front of my eyes, there was a flower, a big pot of flowers. On this flower, Twelve leaves and one flower. I stood here and watched. Suddenly, the mountains collapsed and it started to rain.
This rain has wet these flowers. I think it’s good. If there is a drought, these flowers will die. This rain is good. Dry flowers are getting rain. I am just beautiful. This flower is dry. It came out of the basin, and I followed it, running back and forth, to the inner courtyard of the palace, Zhaoyang Main Courtyard, following the door of Zhaoyang Main Courtyard, and squeaking in. I was scared when I Just wake up.
You all know, ah, my lonely king, Zhaoyang's main courtyard is not clean. Three empresses have died in the past few years. Up to now, Zhaoyang's main courtyard has been empty and the palace has been empty for three years. Could it be that the world is in chaos and demons will appear? ? "
The eunuch next to him was amused, "Your Majesty Qiantai, don't think too much about it, it's a good thing!"
"Ah, what the hell, kid, can you still realize your dream?"
"Ah, yes. I think this is a good thing."
"Ah, tell me."
"Well, dry flowers get rain... This is a good thing. Needless to say, after flying into Chaoyang Main Courtyard, it is estimated that Chaoyang Main Courtyard will need to be renovated into a flower cellar in the future. Look at what I said..."
"Go and play, go! What a mess, this is. No! What you said is wrong."
"Your Majesty Qiansui, it doesn't matter what I said is wrong. Among the civil and military officials, there are many talented people. See who is smart enough to let them come out and help you realize your dream."
"Okay, ask them."
When the civil and military officials heard this, they thought it was bad. There is no way to explain this. Your Majesty, Chitose, is moody. What do you say? Good or bad
In fact, dreams are thoughts in the mind. When a person sleeps, the brain continues to work without rest. Things that passed by during the day or things that have been seen in the past are filtered again, and they cannot predict anything.
Some people say that dreaming about water is good, and dreaming about water means getting rich; dreaming about fire is also good, as you can make money; it is best to dream about touching the moon, which means you can become an emperor. I've dreamed this dream more than 400 times, why don't I talk about cross talk here
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When the fans heard Qin Hao's self-deprecation, they burst into laughter again. At the same time, I didn’t dare to laugh too loudly, for fear that it would affect my ability to continue listening to the cross talk.
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So this thing is not allowed. But in the feudal society of that era, King Chitose became anxious because of this, and the ministers had to find a way.
As soon as he finished speaking, a veteran stood up from the writing class. How old was he? He is about fifty years old and has a very tall figure, about one meter and two meters tall.
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However, everyone had already endured it and did not want to be amused by Qin Hao. But this guy's baggage is so pervasive that even though many fans were already on guard, they were still teased by Qin Hao to the point where they leaned forward and backward.
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Wearing a nine-beam crown on his head and a purple python robe embroidered with a flat golden dragon on his body. This color could be said to be that of a powerful minister at that time. He wore an eight-treasure pearl and jade belt around his waist and held an ivory guard in his hand. He lifted up his robes and bowed before Duijinshan, saying, "I can give you long live for this dream."
King Xuan of Qi was very happy. Who is this? This is none other than Yan Ying and Yan Pingzhong, the prime minister of the court. "Oh, Prime Minister Yan, how can you realize your dream? I didn't know you had this skill."
"Yes, I have learned this before. It is auspicious for drought flowers to rain. Entering the Chaoyang Courtyard... The king is a thousand years old, and the Chaoyang Courtyard has been empty for three years. Needless to say, there is an emperor who wants to enter the palace to serve the king."
"What's the matter, my wife, Chaoyang Main Courtyard, is coming to me?"
"Yes, there is a mother of the country who is coming to accompany the king."
"Oh, you can count, so what's the matter?"
"Ah, as a minister, I can figure things out."
"Oh, do you think this lady is good-looking?"
"There is no one like him in the world. There will never be another one."
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Hearing Qin Hao's narration, the curiosity of many fans was aroused at this time: Since Prime Minister Yan praised this empress as a fairy, how could she be an ugly empress
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The monarch and his ministers rode out of the capital with five hundred imperial troops and rushed to Cangshan Fangma Ridge. They reined in their horses. King Xuan of Qi sat on the horse and shouted: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty... Your Majesty!"
"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, it's easy to call the wrong person. Calling me your empress, you can't call me mother."
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Fans burst into laughter again when they heard Qin Hao speaking the authentic Donglu dialect!
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"Where is it? Why isn't it there yet?"
"Don't worry, it's just in the mulberry forest ahead. Nothing else. The Imperial Forest Army and I are waiting here. You can go into the mulberry forest yourself and shout. If you explain the matter clearly, the empress will naturally descend from the sky."
"Okay, don't worry about it."
Whipping the horse, he came to the mulberry forest and took a look. There were no people around. There were mulberry trees all around. When he looked up, there was no one in the trees. Sitting on his horse, he reined in his horse and shouted:
"In front of this tree, behind this tree, on the left and right of the tree, everyone above and below the tree is listening. I am King Xuan of Qi, and I came here to choose the empress today. Whoever comes out will be the mother of my country. My royal empress. Empress, concubine, where are you? Concubine, come out quickly, my concubine!"
As soon as he finished shouting, someone on a tree above his head answered: "Your Majesty, a thousand years old, wait a moment, the concubine is here!"
Like a black cloud above the tree, it came down with a bang. When he stood on the ground, King Qi Xuan sat on his horse and looked up at her.
"My dear mother!"
Today, this person is 1.92 meters tall! He has red hair, big eyes, high cheekbones, and a mouth that could be grinned back if there were no ears to block it, a mouth full of fangs. Standing here, his shoulders are broad and his back is thick, and the fingers of his extended hand are as long as a stick, like Wu Song.
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The fans who still insisted on staying in front of their mobile phones were laughing like dogs. They slumped on the sofa or seats and couldn't say a word for a long time. When he opened his mouth, Qin Hao's words echoed unconsciously in his mind, and many people laughed until tears flowed out.