"Hahaha, why don't you say anything? @Qin Hao loves singing."
"If you love singing, why don't you go ahead and sing? Why are you still occupying the radio station and not taking a shit?"
"Hmph! A newcomer needs to have the consciousness of a newcomer. He dares to bully our Oppa. He is really looking for death!"
After all, Song Lei is an old man of the Beijing Radio Station. He has been operating this meager operation for several years, and his mass base is more than double that of Qin Hao
Under such violent bombardment, Qin Hao's fans could no longer hold their nerve, and their voices were gradually lost in the overwhelming abuse.
Qin Hao suddenly laughed at this time. Anyone who knows him knows that he is really angry now. His fingers were flying on the keyboard, and after a while, a piece of steaming bread was freshly baked.
"Dear comrades, @forest path, @crying Linlin, @Qin Hao fan number 1, @Qin Hao fan number 10086, you should never be like idiots, because they will drag your IQ down to theirs level, and then use their rich and incomparable experience to defeat you!
Dear comrades, I don’t even want to scold them. They are actually very pitiful. When they were first born, their mother carried them wrongly and enlarged the placenta... "
At Beijing Radio Station, Lin Xiaohui was sitting on a chair and was sad. Suddenly hearing a vibration, she immediately picked up her phone and saw Teacher Qin Hao tagging her. Out of curiosity, she clicked on it.
When she saw Qin Hao's words "Dear comrades in arms," she burst into laughter. She knew something was wrong, but she couldn't control it anyway, and finally slipped out of the chair, holding her stomach and laughing so hard that she couldn't stand up straight.
There is not much difference between Weibo's reaction and Lin Xiaohui's reaction at this time. As soon as Qin Hao's memo was sent out, the entire memo exploded!
"Holy shit!"
"Teacher Qin Hao took action, it's really extraordinary!"
"Pfft, you should never be as knowledgeable as idiots, because they will bring your IQ down to their level, and then use their rich and incomparable experience to defeat you! Oh my god, I laughed to death!"
"Hahahaha, her mother threw away the baby and raised the placenta! I laughed so much that I burst into tears!"
Song Lei looked at the computer screen and was so angry that he wanted to smash the computer! Finally, he gritted his teeth and sent a message: "Qin Hao, why didn't you brush your teeth this morning? You talk so dirty!"
Qin Hao's answer was quite quick: "Although you brush your teeth frequently, your mouth still smells like shit; although you bathe often, you still smell like scum."
As soon as this meager post was posted, the following replies immediately flooded the screen:
"Hahahaha, Teacher Qin Hao, you are so funny!"
"Have you ever seen such a scolding battle? Teacher Qin Hao is really challenging a group of them!"
"Aren't you very arrogant? Why aren't you awesome now? I scold you, and you continue to scold me!"
Song Lei replied again, and his anger could be seen between the lines: "As a public figure, how can you curse others? Your quality is really too low, and I am really ashamed to be associated with you!"
Qin Hao replied: "Oh, the threshold of the expensive circle is too high. I really can't get in! Think about it, the IQ must be below zero. Do you think ordinary people can get in?"
"Poof! We really can't enter a team with a negative IQ!"
"Teacher Qin Hao, you are so talented. You are a classic in singing, classic novels, classic broadcasting, and even your curse words are classic!"
"Yes, Teacher Qin Hao, I love you so much!"
Song Lei became angry from embarrassment: "Qin Hao, why don't you show some face?"
Qin Hao: "Can I ask you for a few faces? I think you have three levels of face and three out of three. It shouldn't matter if you have a few less faces."
"Three floors inside and three floors outside, is that still a human being? Emma, Teacher Qin Hao, you are so funny!"
Song Lei also saw at this time that as long as he spoke, Qin Hao could scold him in a fancy way and simply stopped talking.
Qin Hao saw that Song Lei was silent at this time, and then sent a humble message: "Teacher Song, don't be discouraged, you still have advantages. How do you look? Your physical appearance is relatively low. I can see your appearance. Exercise my courage. Oh, by the way, your photo also has a special feature: hang it on the door during the day to ward off evil spirits, and put it on the bedside at night for contraception!
When you are alone and empty, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can use a knife to cut it, peel it, chop it, and at the same time, you can vent yourself and shout loudly, I will kill the pen, I will kill the pen, I will kill the pen! "
Qin Hao's fans went crazy at this time, and they all replied on Weibo:
"Put it on the bedside as a contraceptive? Oh my god, Qin Hao, why are you so funny?"
"Wow, hahaha, Teacher Qin Hao, you've done enough, it's such a loss!"
"Damn, I've gained so much knowledge! It turns out that cursing can be so artistic! Teacher Qin Hao is here, please accept your respects as a student!"
"What is cursing, what is venomous tongue? Originally I thought I was pretty good, but today I really opened my eyes!"
Song Lei was completely crazy at this time: "Qin Hao, you are such a scumbag!"
Qin Hao smiled and typed a sentence in the window: "It doesn't matter what I am, but I have already seen that Teacher Song Lei, you are a well!"
Many people were shocked:
"Well, what does it mean? Is there some other allusion?"
"Haha, are you calling him a frog in the well?"
There were different opinions, but no one got to the point.
Seeing that his appetite was almost whetted, Qin Hao immediately replied: "The well is - two horizontally and vertically!"
"Pfft, laugh and pee!"
"Oh my god, I'm so happy!"
"Teacher Qin Hao, why is your head so long? How did you come up with these words?"
With Qin Hao as the vanguard, his fans will regain their morale and regroup to criticize Song Lei and his fans.
At the beginning, there were fans who helped Song Lei to retaliate, but Qin Hao's fighting power was so strong that he scolded Song Lei's fans away one by one.
Looking at the jokes filling the screen, Song Lei felt like crying. At this time, his lungs were so angry that he felt that the notebook in front of him was extremely glaring. He simply picked up the notebook and threw it to the ground.
"Teacher Qin Hao is so powerful that he can fight one against a hundred without falling behind at all. He is truly a role model for our generation!"
No one expected that this battle would end in this way. They were even praying that Qin Hao would not lose too badly!
However, I didn't expect that Qin Hao actually won the battle in such a feng-like way!
One against a hundred, no one will be left behind!
This is definitely a textbook victory that can be written into the history books!
Wang Xu is a professional troll in Tieba. His daily job is to blast the bar, post replies, and do all kinds of high-level hacking. His men also gathered a group of professional sailors.
For them, the most glorious and greatest thing in the world is holy war. One of the things he is most proud of is that a few years ago, he led his team to blast a post about a Korean celebrity who beat Chinese fans for a week. In the end, the official had to shut down the post.
However, today when he was earning a small fortune, he personally witnessed a real holy war!
A holy war in which one person challenges a group of people!
He was so shocked that after the holy war ended, he personally posted a message in the group: "Everyone, hurry up and follow a radio anchor named Qin Hao on Weibo. If you don't have an account, just register one. People like this That’s the real holy war!”