When the audience saw the way this little fat man walked, they couldn't help but take a breath. In fact, many girls could not help but cover their mouths and exclaimed in surprise.
For some reason, Qin Hao always felt that the fat man in front of him gave him a very familiar and close feeling, so he smiled and said, "Let me introduce myself first!"
At this time, the little fat man bowed respectfully to the three observers and the audience, and said, "Dear three teachers and audience friends, hello! My name is Chu Yun, from Yujin City..."
Qin Hao was also happy at this time and said: "Jin City is the hometown of folk art and has produced many famous cross talk artists. What are you going to perform for us today?"
The little fat man laughed shyly, stared at Qin Hao and said, "I came here today not to perform, but to worship Teacher Qin Hao as my teacher!"
"Oh..."
Xia Qing and Jia Changan immediately laughed when they heard this, and looked at Qin Hao with some ill intentions, as if they wanted to see how he would reply to the little fat man. The audience in the audience also let out a long "O-" at this time, which immediately heated up the atmosphere of the scene.
"Why do you want to become my disciple? There are so many famous crosstalk masters in Jin City. What makes you travel thousands of miles to Tanzhou to become my disciple?"
"It was your speech at the Golden Microphone Awards Night that inspired me, awakened me, and made me find the direction of my life again. My purpose of wanting to learn cross talk from you is also very simple. It is just to make my My family can live a better life!"
"Okay! This is the simplest and most realistic purpose of the competition that I have heard so far on this stage. So, as long as you can make all three of us laugh and pass the preliminary round, then I will accept you As a disciple, even if you seem to be about the same age as me!"
"Okay! Today I am going to perform a stand-up comedy for everyone. I hope all of you who like cross talk will like my cross talk!"
"Okay! There are a lot of people here, and it's getting late. Let's start now!"
The lights on the stage dimmed and then lit up again. Chu Yun was already standing inside the small table on the stage. He wiped the sweat on his forehead with a handkerchief, clapped the tree in his hand, then smiled and said:
"Recently, I have been unhappy. I feel that life is not happy. So the question is, what is happiness? I asked many people this question, but they all gave me different answers. Some people It was said to have a house, some people said it was necessary to have a car, and some people said it was necessary to have a girl. So I also summed it up, it was probably about having a car, a house, and a group of wives and concubines. Thinking about it again, isn’t this what Qin is talking about? Teacher Hao!"
As soon as Chu Yun finished speaking, the scene burst into laughter, and even the three observers were not immune. Qin Hao pointed at him and said, "Shhh, keep your voice down!"
"Hahaha-"
The audience at the scene instantly jumped up and down with joy. The worst ones were those who had just drank water. They either squirted or choked. The scene was extremely lively.
"Compared with Teacher Qin Hao, I have nothing in love, career, money, and beautiful women, so I am not happy. Since I am not happy, I have to pursue happiness! I have fallen in love with a girl recently, and every time I pass by I saw her waving to me when I went to the window of their building, and later I realized that she was cleaning the windows with my family!"
"puff!"
Hearing this, the audience laughed happily. After laughing, they felt that this joke seemed a bit familiar, as if Qin Hao had used the same joke in his previous cross talk. But this was different from Qin Hao's previous cross talks, so they turned their curious eyes to Qin Hao.
Qin Hao probably guessed Chu Yun's intention at this time, and he couldn't help but secretly sigh at how smart this kid was, and a faint smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
"Later, I confessed my feelings to the girl. She was also a nice person and agreed to me after touching my face. I originally thought that the girl was showing her closeness to me, but later I found out that this girl was as short-sighted as... Eight thousand degrees. I was wondering before, if this girl is not blind, how could she like me?"
Hearing this, while everyone was laughing, Qin Hao's eyes couldn't help but light up, and his affection for this little fat man deepened. He is not only using the memes that Qin Hao has already used, but he is also innovating in his own way.
"I just got my girlfriend, so I have to treat her to a meal first! I took her to a restaurant for dinner. She insisted on eating lobster, and I insisted on eating crayfish. She insisted on eating lobster, and I insisted on eating it. Crayfish. After going back and forth, we started to quarrel. Later, I got angry too. I slapped the table and stood up and said, 'What's wrong, little? What's wrong, little? I can't satisfy you anymore!'"
At this point, the atmosphere at the scene boiled up again. While bursting into laughter, many people also shouted "U--" loudly, which immediately brought the atmosphere in the studio to a climax.
"Good guy, as soon as I finished saying this, everyone around me looked at me strangely. This girl looked a little embarrassed and ran out of the hotel in a flash."
As soon as Chu Yun finished speaking, a look of loneliness appeared on his face, which immediately made the audience laugh.
"Although my girlfriend is gone, life still has to go on! So I ordered another abalone fried rice. When the rice came, I used chopsticks to flip it from top to bottom. I didn't see a trace of abalone. I immediately When you get angry, the most basic trust between people is gone!"
Chu Yun sighed at this time and said rather bitterly.
"Pfft, hahaha—this guy is so funny! This is the best cross talk I've ever seen except for teacher Qin Hao's cross talk!"
At this time, the audience in the audience burst into admiration.
“I called the waiter over at that time, scolded him in the face, and then said in a bad tone: “Call your chef over, I have to ask him where the abalone is!”
After a while, a tall and thick man came over and asked me: "What did you ask me to do? Didn't you see that I was busy?"
I got angry at that time and said loudly: "What's wrong with you? Where is the abalone in your abalone fried rice? Look for it and see if you can find it!"
The master chef was also happy and said: "My name is Abalone!"
Hearing this, the audience staggered with laughter again. They pointed at Chu Yun, but could not say a word. Many people even cried with laughter at this time!