"There is a gas station outside my door. I think it's quite expensive to refuel now. I fill up a tank of gas and get a newspaper. Occasionally, I give you a map. The best thing is, I give you a GPS. I applied for a card to earn points. I applied for a card. , after accumulating points, I will go every day and work hard every day.
Good luck. It's been two months, so I asked him to get a GPS.
I was told that I can't bring it to you because the GPS requires 700,000 points. I said, how much does this tank of oil cost? one cent. Oops—then according to what you mean, Qin Shihuang can’t even get a GPS while he’s still alive! This guy, that is to say, Qin Shihuang drove 24 hours a day, and he still can’t get a GPS! "
Hearing this, the audience laughed like crazy again. Even several observers had a smile on their lips.
"Well, that's fine. Then give me a map!
Where are you going, where are you going? I also need a map. Do you know that you are a bicycle? Do you know
Hey, if you’re angry with me, let’s forget about it, huh! I won't play with you anymore. I'm leaving, I'm going to eat! "
The audience burst into laughter again.
"There is a Cantonese Morning Tea next to our community. It is a very expensive restaurant called Cantonese Morning Tea. It is very expensive. Sit there and stay there. I want to take a look and see how other people order, because I didn't eat it. Let’s get through it—
A big white fat man sat next to me. He took out a hundred yuan from his pocket and threw it on the table. Give me a hundred yuan for breakfast! As a result, the waiter said that this is not sold in half portions—"
When they heard the words "Big White Fatty", the audience burst into laughter. Because some time ago, when Qin Hao and Ma Zitao were talking about cross talk, Qin Hao had another very special nickname, which was "Big White Fatty". Therefore, when they suddenly heard these four words, people couldn't help but turn their attention to Qin Hao sitting in the observer's seat.
It was at the same time that people realized that this joke about "not selling half a portion" had also appeared in Qin Hao's previous cross talk, and they all immediately felt a strong sense of involvement, and many people were patting themselves on the back. His thigh burst into laughter, immediately igniting the atmosphere of the scene again.
"At this time, I felt very happy, as if I was about to find happiness! After eating, I felt bad again. I went to the bathroom, turned on the faucet, cold water, and splashed it on my face, trying to calm myself down. I Say a few words to yourself in the mirror, alas! Chu Yun, you can do it, you are a great person, I think highly of you, you are good. The only difference between you and Superman is... The only difference between you and Superman is... you don't Wear pants.”
"puff!"
The audience burst into laughter again. However, Qin Hao's eyes became more solemn. Of course he remembered that in the original plane, Yue Yunpeng and Guo Degang had a similar cross talk with each other. But he has never performed this cross talk in this dimension.
In other words, if such a long stand-up comedy was put together by Chu Yun himself, it can be said that this kid is a natural cross talk actor. Thinking of this, Qin Hao looked at Chu Yun again, with a burning light flashing in his eyes.
Chu Yun's cross talk continued: "What you and Superman have in common are blue long johns. I'm optimistic about you. You're good. I support you. I left. I turned around and went out. I looked at the door to the toilet and looked across. , a man came out of the toilet opposite. I was wondering at the time, why did this guy escape from the women's toilet? I took a closer look, oh - isn't this a big white fat guy? "
"Hahaha! How funny! Isn't this fat white guy talking about Teacher Qin Hao?"
"Look at Teacher Qin Hao, look at Teacher Qin Hao! Hahaha!"
At this time, many viewers have also realized that Chu Yun's cross talk organically connected all the jokes in the cross talk that Qin Hao said before. When I heard the scene he described, the scene that Qin Hao had imagined when he was performing this cross talk naturally appeared in front of his eyes, and he couldn't help laughing for a moment.
Xia Qing and Jia Changan were both familiar with Qin Hao's cross talk. After hearing Chu Yun's cross talk, they couldn't help but point at Qin Hao and burst into laughter.
"The big white fat guy ran away when he saw me running away. Just as he ran, a woman came out of the toilet and shouted loudly, catch up with him, it's him, talking nonsense in the toilet! I was so scared that I didn't dare to come out - catch up with him quickly , many people caught up with this big white fat man, and there was a crackle and a slap in the face, and I was secretly happy when I was next to him, and I felt happy!"
As soon as Chu Yun finished speaking, he bowed to the audience and the three observers and walked to the front of the stage again.
Qin Hao also laughed at this time: "Since the recording of this program started, you are the first one who dares to make fun of the observers. You know that over the years, few people have dared to make fun of me like this..."
As soon as Qin Hao finished speaking, the audience and observers laughed at the same time. Many people looked at Qin Hao teasingly at this time, as if they wanted to see how Qin Hao would judge this cross talk!
"Hey, Teacher Qin Hao, aren't I paying tribute to you?"
Chu Yun showed a shy smile at this time and said: "Teacher Qin Hao, can you help me achieve my previous wish?"
"You dare to suppress me like this on the stage, do you think I can still survive for you?" Qin Hao looked at Chu Yun with a smile at this time.
"I've passed! I've passed! I've passed!" Before Qin Hao finished speaking, the audience and friends at the scene all shouted loudly at the same time.
"Snapped!"
At this time, Qin Hao reached out and slapped the red button in front of him, causing everyone to gasp and complain in a low voice: "This cross talk is so good, how can you not give it to me?"
"Let me express my attitude first. You are too smart and you were born to eat this bowl of rice. But I have to say that this cross talk of yours is a bit opportunistic. By stringing together my previous jokes, you have an inherent advantage. ! In addition, if you want to become a disciple, I will naturally be stricter, and at the same time, it is also to avoid suspicion. Chu Yun, do you agree with what I say? "
Chu Yun lowered his head at this time and said: "Master, what you have taught me is that I will definitely strengthen my originality and strive to create a cross talk style that is exclusive to me, Chu Yun!"
Qin Hao glanced at Xia Qing next to him at this time, and praised: "You are so smart, you can see through it at one point! At the same time, you are also thick-skinned, so you are very suitable for eating our bowl of rice!"
After Qin Hao finished speaking, the audience burst into laughter again. Even Xia Qing covered her mouth and let out a sweet laugh.
"But I still say the same thing. As long as you can pass the preliminary round smoothly, then I will reluctantly accept you as my disciple... Now that I have pressed the red light, it depends on the other two teachers!"