"Wow, this talk show is so awesome!"
"Yes! That's so well said! Although this little girl's performance is very exaggerated, it is not unacceptable!"
"I feel like this little girl is born to be a comedian, it's really great!"
"Haha! Yes, I think that although the cross talk between Sun Wenlin's two apprentices was also very funny, it may not be as good as this talk show! If the two contestants enter the finals at the same time, who can win? The champion is really an unknown number!”
At this time, the audience burst into laughter and praised Ma Li one after another.
"One time I was absent because I needed to go to the toilet, and the emperor punished me by standing in the toilet for a week. Oh my, but I am very popular, and all the civil and military officials in the court interceded for me!"
Ma Li smiled brightly at this time and said proudly: "The emperor must have been unable to hold back the psychological pressure. On the eighth day, he came to pick me up at the toilet door."
Just as she said that, she took out a loudspeaker from her waist and said: "The emperor just said, hello - Li Changzai, are you there? Li Changzai, please come out! I said the emperor, I am here, the emperor said you do not come."
At this time, Ma Li suddenly made a disgusted expression, pinched her nose and said, "I just want to tell you, come out of the men's room as soon as possible. Everyone in the court has been holding it in for a week."
"Hahahaha!" Suddenly hearing this, Xia Qing no longer bothered to ask Qin Hao questions. She covered her mouth and almost burst into tears. Jia Changan is no better than Xia Qing at this time. The only advantage is that he doesn't have to cover his mouth, and his smile is really wild and uninhibited.
Even Jia Changan, who usually has a cold demeanor, was laughing like this at this time, not to mention the audience at the scene? I saw everyone in the audience blushing and laughing loudly, and there were even many audience members who were not laughing at all. At this time, they were looking for tissues in their bags!
"After I came out, I felt that everyone looked at me strangely. They were eight meters away from me. Later, I felt embarrassed myself, and the smell dissipated for another week."
After everyone had finished laughing, Ma Li posed again with a hand holding flowers, and at the same time a firm light bloomed in her eyes: "After these half a month, I have thought clearly. If I want to gain a firm foothold in this harem, , I had to continue to be promoted. A year later, I was finally promoted... "
Seeing everyone looking at her curiously, Ma Li couldn't help but feel a little shy, covered her mouth and said with a smile, "I gave birth to a baby."
"Pfft, hahaha—" the audience was stunned again.
Immediately afterwards, Ma Li stretched out her hand and gestured at Qin Hao, and said: "Look at the boy we gave birth to. He is white, fat, has a fat head, big ears, and is round..."
"Hahaha, it amused me to death. This means that her child looks very similar to Teacher Qin Hao!"
"That's necessary. Look at Teacher Qin Hao's face turning green—"
"You give me something that is rare for the emperor, and you don't even let go. Just look here, look, even my girl is looking at you. My girl said, "What are you looking at? This guy, scare the emperor, why am I looking at you?" !”
Seeing this, the audience went crazy again. After bursting into laughter, they all muttered:
"I feel like after this show is aired, this sentence will definitely become popular!"
"That's right! Isn't this sentence originated by Teacher Qin Hao? After this girl interprets it like this, it will definitely become a new generation of Internet buzzwords!"
"So, I just admire Teacher Qin Hao. Just saying a word can have such a funny effect!"
"The two of us started having sex, and when the emperor saw it later, he realized that this was my biological child! He immediately decreed that I should be named Concubine Li. I told the emperor, I don't know how to fly standing up."
The audience at the scene was already numb at this time, and many people could no longer laugh. At this time, they were holding their stomachs and groaning. More people fell down laughing and couldn't help but slap their own thighs!
"The emperor said that I would just make you a noble concubine. Is that okay? I wasn't happy at that time. I thought to myself, I can't even fly standing up, so you still want me to fly on my knees?"
Ma Li said stupidly at this time.
Many spectators at the scene had just recovered a little at this time, but when they heard this, they suddenly broke down and laughed so much that they were out of breath.
"Don't do it! I was having a serious argument with the Emperor, and the Emperor died with a bang. You may think it was a coincidence, but I went back to do the math later. The Emperor must have died from exhaustion from reviewing the memorials."
Seeing Ma Li telling jokes seriously, many audience members couldn't help it and wanted to leave the studio and go outside to calm down. But I really wanted them to leave, but I was a little reluctant to part with this wonderful performance on the stage. For a while, many people were in a dilemma.
"In two days, there will be a new emperor. I don't know him very well! I heard that this kid does nothing every day and only loves hunting. It's not interesting for me to bring him around in the palace. I thought I'd go and see the excitement. . I was enjoying the cool under the shade of a cat tree. Suddenly, I saw an old sow with black background and white flowers running after the emperor."
After hearing this, many people imagined the scene in Ma Li's mouth and burst into laughter again.
"Why am I chasing the emperor? When I turned around, the emperor was holding two piglets in his hands. How could I not chase him? The emperor shouted while running, saying, Li, promise, hurry up and help me get that sow Stop it for a moment!"
After saying that, Ma Li put her hands on her head as if to shade the sun, and said, "I told you, Your Majesty, I don't want to go, it's too hot outside!
The emperor said you can do it! If you feel too hot, I'll find you a cool place later! I said okay and came to Leng Gong. "
"Hahaha!" At this time, many viewers who were holding back their laughter could no longer hold back and burst into laughter.
At this time, the stage lights came on, and a joyful smile appeared on Ma Li's face. She gestured with her hands and said, "So everyone knows, one word can make things happen, and one word can also ruin things. How about I How can you end up like this because of your poor mouth? Okay, okay, I won’t say any more, I see the snow has stopped outside. Go out and warm yourself up... "
At this moment, a voice came from all the way away: "My Lady, where are you going?"
Immediately afterwards, the father-in-law who fanned before appeared on the stage again and asked with squinting eyes.
Ma Li said, "Father-in-law, I think it's too cold in the house. I'll go out to warm myself up."
"No, it's over 40 degrees below zero outside! It's too hot!"
"Pfft!" After hearing what the father-in-law said, everyone at the scene burst into laughter again.
"No, can you tell the emperor that I'm not hot right now, I'm cold!" Ma Li said while blowing hot air into her palms.
The father-in-law glanced sideways at Ma Li and said, "Which emperor? The one who was hunting? He passed away..."
At this time, Ma Li suddenly looked shocked and asked, "Why did you die?"
"Stealing the piglets again, they didn't run away, and the old sow was gouged to death."
At this time, the audience was staggering with laughter again, and many people were discussing in low voices: "This emperor is so worthless, why would he be thinking about stealing pigs when he has nothing to do!"
"That's right! Letting an old sow be humiliated to death is too shameless, isn't it?"
"Absolutely, luckily he can think of it!"
"I'll just tell you, it'll happen sooner or later! Where's the new emperor? I'll tell him!"
The father-in-law pointed at the observer's seat and said with a smile: "The new emperor, he is sitting right here. Go talk to him!"