"good!"
After hearing what the monkey (Qin Hao) said, the fake Sun Wukong (Chu Yun) quickly took out some silver from his pocket and put it in the monkey's hand.
"really do not know."
After the monkey took the silver, he put it in his arms and said sincerely: "I really don't know-"
"Pfft!" All the audience were amused again at this time.
At this time, the fake Wukong went through his pocket again, put all the silver in the monkey's hand and said, "I only have so much, can you tell me where the real one is?"
"puff!"
At this time, all the audience burst into laughter again, pointing at the two fat men on the stage and laughing non-stop.
"What I'm saying is that I really don't know, where is the Monkey King?"
Monkey said sincerely at this time.
"Look at you monkey, how can you deceive a monkey?"
The fake Sun Wukong said with a bitter look on his face: "Forget it, I'll go find the Monkey King myself."
The audience burst into laughter again. At this time, they had also discovered that the fake Wukong's feet were lame, and they were a little curious about its identity.
After hearing the words of the fake Sun Wukong, the monkey smiled and said: "I didn't expect that he is still a big fan of the Monkey King."
The audience burst into laughter again, but the fake Sun Wukong seemed not to hear these sounds and said solemnly: "I came to Wuzhishan from Huaguo Mountain to find the Monkey King."
"Huaguo Mountain?" The monkey muttered at this time, "Isn't the road close?"
"That's—" the fake Sun Wukong said proudly at this time.
"But looking at your physical features, you look like a horse. Why do you worship a monkey?"
At this time, the monkey walked up to the fake Sun Wukong and said curiously.
"Pfft!"
All the audience laughed at this time, pointed at the stage with their fingers, and there was an unconcealable admiration in their eyes.
"I am Da Ma Monkey, Da Ma Monkey."
The fake Sun Wukong shook his arms at this time and said with some dissatisfaction.
"Your species is an embarrassment to both horses and monkeys."
Monkey said very seriously at this time.
The audience in front of the TV and at the scene were amused again at this time. The jokes in this sketch were so dense that it immediately gave the audience a different kind of emotion.
"Such an excellent sketch script could only be written by a genius like Teacher Qin Hao. It's really awesome!"
"Why is it embarrassing? I am a monkey from a famous family. I remember that the Great Sage Qitian stood on a somersault cloud with his feet and a golden hoop in his hand. He fought with a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals for three days and three nights, and was crushed by Tathagata Buddha to the Five Fingers Mountain. He was stunned. Did not bow to Buddha."
At this time, the big horse monkey said with a confident smile, gesturing gently with his hands.
"You said it's so lively, what's your business here?"
Monkey rolled his eyes at this time and said with some disdain.
"My grandfather's grandfather's grandfather's grandfather was the one who carried the flag for the Monkey King. At that time, my grandfather could be regarded as the leader of one person and the leader of ten thousand people."
The big horse monkey waved his arms at this time and said proudly.
Monkey curled his lips at this time and said disdainfully: "Your grandfather is second to last, what are you proud of?"
"Ha ha ha ha!"
The audience was once again amused by the monkey's tone, pointing at him and being speechless for a while.
A flash of Yu Wen flashed across Da Mahou's face, he turned around and walked away, saying: "Forget it, I must find him myself."
The monkey seemed to be aroused at this time and asked: "No, what are you going to do with the Monkey King?"
The big horse monkey looked very angry at this time and said loudly: "I want him to avenge our monkey grandchildren. Our Huaguo Mountain was occupied by the Bull Demon King."
The monkey seemed a little helpless at this time and said: "No, then what's the use of him going back? What? To be the monkey king?"
The big horse monkey waved his hand at this time and said loudly: "He will lead us to restore the glory of the monkey!"
"Then I think it is unnecessary for you to look for him, and you have trouble looking for him. Why don't you go back quickly and organize a party during the Spring Festival! Find a few monkeys to PK above, and then find 3,000 monkeys to vote below and elect The most popular monkey!”
At this time, the monkey pointed at the audience below the stage and said: "There is a monkey party during the Spring Festival!"
Different from Qin Hao's original selection of the most popular programs of the Spring Festival Gala, this selection is based on the votes of on-site contestants. It is not an exaggeration to say that the Spring Festival Gala is a PK competition. So after hearing the monkey's words, the audience burst into laughter again.
Even the audience in front of the TV couldn't help but smile at this time.
"Whoever is more capable will be the Great Sage, right?"
At this time, Da Mahou dragged his staggering steps and climbed up Wuzhi Mountain again, planted the flag of "Monkey King" on the mountain, and said loudly:
"In my heart, only the Monkey King is worthy of the words Monkey King!"
At the same time, a piece of shocking music came out, which almost shook the hearts of the audience. It was at this time that everyone felt their scalps tingling, feeling the impassioned rhythm. Many people even felt their noses sore for no reason and looked at the stage in a daze.
This song has never appeared in this plane, but it is famous in Qin Hao's original plane. This piece of music is called the Little Knife Club Overture, and it has appeared in many movies in Qin Hao's original plane.
Weibo also exploded at this time!
"Damn it! This song is so hot. Why have I never heard it before? What is the name of this song?"
"I'm asking, I've never heard this piece of music before, please help me!"
"I am an arranger teacher at the Beijing Conservatory of Music. I basically have an impression of any piece of music that has ever appeared in this world, but I can guarantee that I have never heard of this piece!"
"Damn it! My brother is so awesome. Could it be that this piece of music is the original work of Mr. Qin Hao? This song is so awesome!"
"I didn't expect that after so many years, there would still be a stupid monkey defending the reputation of the Monkey King like this!"
The monkey's eyes were a little wet at this time, and he said with some emotion: "Very good - leave this flag to me, I can also add a charging item!"
At this time, the big monkey pushed the monkey away and said angrily: "You are not worthy of touching this flag. I am not the only one. When I came, I also gathered 3,000 monkeys at the foot of the mountain. I have to wait for them all." The Great Sage of Heaven will return to Huaguo Mountain with me and take back our home!"
"Where are the three thousand monkeys?"
The audience at the scene seemed to be intoxicated at this time, shouting loudly: "Here it is! We are the three thousand monkeys!"