"Can cross talk be called art now? I think even art has been ruined by you grandsons!"
"That's right, that's right. You see, the words you said when you first came out have hardly changed in twenty years. How can you still be so stupid?"
"Ignore them! Teacher Qin Hao will definitely not let us down! @Qin Hao loves singing, what are you going to say tonight?"
Suddenly, Qin Hao's meager reply came: "You have to be elegant!"
It's okay that Qin Hao didn't reply, but as soon as he replied, everyone on Weibo started making trouble again, and all the fans left messages:
"@Qin Hao Fan No. 88, what have you done? Even Teacher Qin Hao knows that you have to be more elegant!"
Qin Hao's fan No. 88 immediately posted a wronged expression, and then wrote: "Teacher Qin Hao, you have wronged me. I am the kind of person who specializes in helping old ladies cross the road!"
After a while, Qin Hao's meager reply came: "@Qin Hao Fan No. 88, I don't want you to show off your wealth like this!"
At first, everyone was a little confused at this time, but they immediately remembered the news that happened some time ago about a college student who was cheated when he helped an old lady cross the road, and they laughed instantly.
"Oh my god, Teacher Qin Hao is really funny. Just saying this to you, I can guarantee that the cross talk will be fun!"
"Yes, it's so special, I didn't expect it at first!"
…
Qin Hao's meager reply came after a while: "I mean, the cross talk name calls you elegant."
boom!
Qin Hao's words completely ignited the atmosphere of Weibo. Especially Qin Hao's fans couldn't help laughing when they saw this Weibo.
Damn it, didn’t you say Teacher Qin Hao was vulgar
Are you still pretending to improve your quality
There are also those sanctimonious crosstalk actors who always follow what others say. When others say that Teacher Qin Hao is vulgar, you will only agree with him!
Look at teacher Qin Hao. After being criticized for being vulgar, he immediately came up with someone who must be elegant!
Are you okay
"Hahaha, Teacher Qin Hao is so funny. Are you talking about yourself?"
"Hey, why do I hear a smell of gunpowder from the name of this cross talk?"
"I also feel that this cliff is not a simple cross talk!"
"Haha, Teacher Qin Hao, what kind of trouble are you trying to make? You are declaring war on the entire radio industry!"
"Just put up with what people say and don't go against them! But, I like it!"
"Fuck them to death!"
"With Qin Hao's cross talk circle, you will definitely not be lonely anymore! @Sun Wenlin, tremble!"
"As a fighter, Teacher Qin Hao, you are qualified!"
"Teacher Qin Hao, come on, destroy them!"
It can be said that this episode of "Quyi Miscellaneous Talk" became popular before it was broadcast, and many Weibo users also saw this Weibo from the hot topic.
At first they didn't take it seriously, but when they realized that Qin Hao was the initiator of the humble scolding war a few days ago, their curiosity was suddenly aroused.
A guy who uses a verified account to curse people on Weibo actually has the nerve to persuade people to be elegant
Dear, can you stop being so funny!
But we can't blame them. After all, the crosstalk that has appeared in this plane are all traditional jokes, such as eight screens, selling cloth heads, and counting treasures. They have never heard of such an interesting cross talk reputation!
At this time, Qin Hao was also writing his meager account at home, otherwise he would not have been able to reply in such a timely manner.
Suddenly, the phone rang. When he saw it was his mother, he quickly answered the call.
"Hey, son, when did you start talking about cross talk again? Why didn't I know?"
Qin Hao smiled and said: "Hey, there are so many things you don't know. I can't know what I ordered and have to report to you, right?"
"Why do those bastards on Weibo always scold you? Do you know where their home is? I will take the neighbors to smash the windows of their home tomorrow!"
Qin Hao suddenly broke into a cold sweat when he heard this, and said quickly: "If you don't get jealous, you are a mediocre person! It's okay, your son is also a celebrity. The more they scold me, the more popular I become!"
My mother's voice became arrogant again: "That's right. I don't want to say who gave birth to you! But you are not a celebrity. At most, it is just a personal name!"
Qin Hao hung up the phone dumbfounded at this time.
It was already 9:45 in the evening, and it was only fifteen minutes before the broadcast of "Miscellaneous Folklore" started. Many people have already taken out the antique radios at home and tuned to the Beijing literary and art channel. They are looking at the clock on the wall expectantly, hoping that ten o'clock will come soon.
Wu Qingqing is a recent college graduate. However, she was supposed to have entered the company as an intern, but during her physical examination, she was found to have a tumor in her brain.
Fortunately, the tumor is not terminal, and if surgery is performed as soon as possible, there is a high chance of recovery.
However, the high cost of surgery is undoubtedly a huge sum of money for her family. Her parents had already crossed the threshold of all relatives' homes at this time, but the money they borrowed was just a drop in the bucket for the surgery fee.
No surgery means death!
Lying in the hospital bed, she felt useless. At the same time, she was tired of waiting for death every day.
Looking at the smiles that bloomed from time to time on the faces of the patients around her, she only felt bitter. She hadn't smiled in nearly a month.
Unlike the patients around her who were nearly middle-aged or already married and had children, she was still very young and had not even had a serious relationship.
Is it really fair for fate to treat her like this
Every time he thought about this, he would feel that life was dark and without any hope. It seems that for her, the meaning of life now is to wait for the last day to arrive.
At this time, the elder sister in the next bed turned on the radio again, causing her to frown frequently.
The eldest sister is an avid cross talk fan. She has been listening to the folk art talk on the Beijing Radio Art Channel for the past few days. It seems to be a program hosted by an old host. Although it is a bit boring, the eldest sister enjoys it.
But as a young man, Wu Qingqing was not interested in the old man's cross talk. Although his job is good and his baggage is OK, those jokes are too old and seriously out of touch with modern society.
If nothing else, let’s just talk about learning to hawk as mentioned yesterday. In today’s society, there is no place to listen to it, okay? How many children in big cities have heard of this? How many children of her age would be interested in these clichés
The already familiar music sounded, and the familiar voice of Teacher Ma sounded: "Dear audience friends, good evening, everyone, I am your old friend Ma Zitao. Today I want to introduce a new friend to you, that This is the teacher Qin Hao next to me!
Originally, Wu Qingqing was ready to cover her ears and sleep, but when she suddenly heard these words, she immediately propped her ears up.
The name Qin Hao is not unfamiliar to her at all!