Superstar

Chapter 44: You have to be elegant (middle)

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The program on the radio was still going on, and many listeners standing in front of the radio couldn't stand it anymore and started laughing wildly, holding their stomachs.

At this moment, they couldn't help but have an idea: Someone go turn off the radio.

But I'm afraid if anyone dares to turn off the radio in anger at this time, I'm afraid they will fight to the death.

I haven't heard such interesting cross talk in many years!

Apart from those words that flatter politics and praise virtues, cross talk is still very artistic and charming!

If all crosstalk actors said this about crosstalk, then crosstalk would continue to decline like this!

The art of cross talk has been ruined by Sun Wenlin and his gang! Damn it, I have to kill them!

Ma Zitao's home.

Teacher Ma’s sons, daughters, grandchildren, all came to the family for a reunion today.

They didn't understand why the old man was so interested today and even took the whole family to the restaurant for a meal.

But when they sat on the sofa at home and listened to the cross talk between the old man and the young man named Qin Hao, their eyes lit up.

"Grandpa, is this really what my idol told you all the time?" Teacher Ma's most beloved grandson was holding his arm and asking.

"Nonsense, can't you even hear your grandpa's voice?" Teacher Ma's youngest son slapped his son in the face at this time and said dotingly.

He glanced at his father at this time and said: "Dad, although I don't understand cross talk very well, I can tell that this cross talk is different from the old jokes in the past. It's great that you talked about cross talk today. It seems that you It’s going to be popular too!”

Teacher Ma also had a smile on his face at this time: "Well, these are all books written by Xiao Qin. This kid is really a genius! From broadcasting to writing novels, singing, and folk arts, there is nothing he is not proficient in! I am all Why are you so angry at such an old age?"

"Grandpa, his most awesome thing is actually cursing!" Teacher Ma's eldest grandson rushed to say at this time. At the same time, he crawled to his grandfather's ear and said flatteringly: "Grandpa, can you give me a Qin Hao’s signature!”

"Hahaha..." Teacher Ma laughed after listening to his grandson's words: "Yes, his cross talk is also cursing!"

"Yes, this Xiao Qin's mouth is quite damaging. However, although what he said is funny, it is still very interesting to understand carefully!" Teacher Ma's wife also said with a smile at this time.

On the radio, Qin Hao’s lines were still so funny:

"There are many elegant people who wear perfume, but I can smell the smell of scum."

"In my bones."

"After so many ups and downs in the past twenty years, now,"

"Um,"

"I have achieved this, reading all over the world without having any code in my heart."

"I don't know if it's coded or not, but it must be quite clear."

"I'll pay you back in two days."

boom!

The top of Weibo exploded again!

"Hey, Teacher Qin Hao, how old are you? You have been watching movies for more than 20 years?"

"Please give me seeds! Teacher Qin Hao is a good man and has a safe life!"

"Pfft, you are impatient. You have to ask Teacher Ma Zitao for it!"

"Teacher Ma has an old heart and a wonderful spirit!"

At this time, Teacher Ma glanced at the mobile phone handed over by his grandson and couldn't help laughing. Finally, he said with some embarrassment: "What are the children shouting? Listen to the cross talk!"

"As the saying goes, dramas and Category III films both bring happiness to people."

"Ouch."

"It's true. I'm going to put it crudely, but the truth is true. People in the upper class never watch Category III movies,"

"Well,"

"They all mean it."

"Oh—it's better to watch."

"Hahaha, Xiaohui, how did you know that there is such a good cross talk!"

Lin Xiaohui looked at her grandfather, who was usually stern and unsmiling, and felt a little uneasy. He said in a low voice: "This... this is a program on our station. I am now Teacher Qin Hao's assistant! I thought, I thought... you wouldn't like it..."

"Hahaha, grandpa is old, but his thinking is not old yet. This Xiao Qin is good, and his cross talk is even better! Although his lines are a bit vulgar, but the truth is not vulgar!" The old man glanced at his favorite granddaughter, Said loudly.

"Listening to the malicious words, Lin Xiaohui also showed a sly smile at this time.

"You can disagree with my aesthetic views."

"Um."

"But you have no right to take away my aesthetic rights."

"This pair."

"Let me and the people retain this secular right."

"Um."

"There is an old saying that goes well, a concubine is not enough to make plans."

"This is?"

"Again, elegance is not fake,"

"Um,"

"My grandson is just pretending."

"Oh—you really dare to say that!"

"It's true, especially in our industry. All those who engage in literature and art are like this, and it's not a big deal. They demand this elegance and that elegance all day long. If you have this skill, you can memorize the script and improve your business! "

Suddenly hearing this, Qin Hao’s fans on Weibo left messages:

"Here it comes, the main dish is here!"

"Hehe, let's see. I said it's impossible for Teacher Qin Hao to suffer!"

"You said that your radio station can just improve its business if there is nothing to do. Why do you have to provoke Qin Hao? It's not like you don't know his temper!"

As a result, many netizens have criticized Qin Hao's vulgar radio stations, media and public figures before.

"The radio stations in our neighboring provinces held another meeting two days ago."

"How to say?"

"What do you think we should do?"

"They're working really hard at this meeting."

"No one listens to Yamen Radio's programs, and the staff have nothing to do except for meetings."

A radio station leader from a neighboring province who had bombarded Qin Hao before had already received several calls, so he reluctantly turned on the radio. However, when he heard Qin Hao's words, he couldn't help but smashed the table in anger.

"One day I happened to see this leader coming out of the small hair salon at the door. He smiled when he saw me and said, Comrade Xiao Qin, come home. Let me tell you what elegance and vulgarity are."

"Oh—this leader is so elegant. He doesn't even dare to leave his name, so he returns it to a certain leader."

Qin Hao sighed: "It's not appropriate not to go, so go ahead."

"must go."

"As soon as I entered the house, oh, there are couplets hanging on the wall. It's very cultural."

Ma Laiji seemed a little curious: "How to write couplets?"

"I have been sleeping on the beach for two and a half years, and today the waves hit me and I turned over."

"oh?"

Qin Hao laughed loudly and said: "Oh - when I saw it, this was a bastard."

"puff!"

Fans who had been listening to Qin Hao Xiangsheng all had the same reaction at this time. Of course they knew that Qin Hao was mocking the leaders who said they were elegant but were actually very dirty, so they couldn't help but feel worried for him.

This guy really dares to say and do anything!

You insulted me in a vague way, and I scolded you and your fans in a big way, telling you to get out of here in despair!

If you say I'm vulgar, I'll tell you a cross talk where you want to be elegant, exposing your fake elegance and really vulgar side! It leaves you speechless!

Repay grievances directly and never back down!

It doesn’t matter what official organization you are, it doesn’t matter what kind of leader you are, it doesn’t matter what kind of meager V you are, it doesn’t matter what star you are!

I am such a person!

Qin Hao is probably the only one in China who dares to mock the leader so blatantly!

However, precisely because of this, Qin Hao can be loved by so many fans because of his unique personality charm!