"The most awesome resignation letter: My breasts are too big to fit here!"
Netizens who had been prepared and pursed their lips tightly when they saw this Weibo posted by Qin Hao were immediately stunned. They clapped their thighs hard and burst into laughter. Of course, there are also many naughty netizens who, after seeing this Weibo post, started teasing Qin Hao.
"Teacher Qin Hao, I didn't realize how big your breasts are. If they are stretched to death, they are B, right?"
"Nonsense, Teacher Qin Hao is obviously a C cup, how could you distort the facts so much?"
"Haha, don't make trouble. This is a resignation letter written by Teacher Qin Hao to imitate a woman's mentality, okay, you guys are ridiculous!"
"The most sentimental resignation letter: The world is so big, I want to see it!"
Suddenly seeing Qin Hao's newly updated Weibo, the eyes of netizens who had been paying attention to this topic lit up for no reason, and they all liked the Weibo post.
"Awesome, my brother, this resignation letter is really interesting!"
"Fuck! Why do I suddenly feel like I'm bursting into tears when I suddenly see this? I've never lived for myself even a day in my life! Damn it, the world is so big, I want to see it too!"
"Haha! I am a traveling traveler. I usually like to travel around the world and see the world. When you come back, you will have a different view of everything in the world!"
"That's so good. Life is definitely more than endless work. The state of life I appreciate most is being on the road!"
At this time, many netizens were intensely discussing this most sentimental resignation letter. Suddenly they heard another crisp reminder sound from their mobile phones. At this time, many people couldn't help but exclaimed: "Fuck! Qin Hao. The teacher posted on Weibo again, isn’t this too fast?”
"The most courageous resignation letter: liberalize the policy, resign and go home. Take good care of your health and have another baby!"
"Pfft! Teacher Qin Hao, are you married? How dare you say such shameless words if you are single?"
"As a mother of children, I have to admit that this is indeed the most courageous resignation letter!"
"As a single person, I kneel down to you. You are so courageous!"
"The main conflict now is not having children, but raising them. I can hardly afford to raise one, and you actually want to raise two?"
"The weirdest resignation letter: The factory is too small and there are few girls, so it's not easy to pick up girls."
"Haha, Teacher Qin Hao, although you are telling the truth, are you here to work or to pick up girls?"
"There's nothing wrong with saying that I go to work just to pick up girls. Okay, this is very Qin Hao..."
"Pfft! Teacher Qin Hao, can we still pursue it a little bit?"
"The most formal resignation letter: I won 8 million in the lottery and went home to imitate the rich man who has a mistress."
"Pfft! Is this a resignation letter that follows the rules? Aren't you the luckiest resignation letter?"
"Actually, I can't understand it this way. No matter who has so much wealth in this world, how can he still go to work? Thinking about it this way, isn't this the most reasonable resignation letter?"
"Resignation letter from the richest man: My family has 300 acres of land, 30 cows and calves, and more than N chickens, ducks, and geese. My parents are old and have no intention of taking care of them, and they are unable to do what they want. My parents called me to discuss it. After discussing this matter, I decided to go home to fulfill my filial piety and share the pain of labor with my parents. I also know that it is not good to resign now, but filial piety comes first in everything, and I am a filial son, so there is nothing I can do about it."
"Haha, this is the real rich guy!"
"This rich man is a filial son! If his family is so awesome, why would you go out to work? Wouldn't it be better to just work at home honestly?"
"I don't think this is the richest resignation letter, but this is the most pretentious resignation letter. If anyone dares to resign from me like this, I will beat him to death!"
"Yes, anyone who dares to write this in his resignation letter is definitely trying to commit suicide!"
"The most honest resignation letter: My IQ is too low to do this job."
"Haha, this is too honest. For such an honest employee, I think I can only agree to his request!"
"This is so self-deprecating. I wonder what outrageous things this company must have done to force employees to do this!"
"Pfft! I think this is purely a black company. If you have a low IQ, how can you be recruited?"
"9. The funniest resignation letter: I want to be as free as a dream and go home to raise pigs."
"Pfft! This is the funniest thing, right? But you're right, raising pigs is indeed freeing, and more importantly, raising pigs has a better future than working!"
"Yeah, I think so too!"
"The most free thing for me is to be a pig!"
"The most difficult resignation letter: This matter has happened recently, but it has not been accomplished! I am so ashamed. I thought that virtuous people will do their best, and everything will be beneficial. I wake up and realize that there is no virtue in my power. It interferes with the company's affairs. I deeply think that I must go, and I want to think about it, but I am confused.
Why do you want to go? Investigating his fault, it was due to lack of ambition and not weakness. He left now because he thought about it for several days and made a decision for the control of the crowd.
When I go, everyone will be happy. I will stay and everyone will mourn. If you seek happiness, everyone will be happy and everything will go smoothly. "
Netizens who had been following Qin Hao suddenly saw this Weibo post and were a little confused for a moment. I read it from beginning to end and found that I didn't understand it; I read it from end to beginning again, and suddenly I felt more and more confused.
"F*ck! I'm so ashamed of my country and people. I read it five times and I didn't understand what it all meant!"
"I feel the same. Back then, I was just a scumbag who couldn't even understand the meaning of real words and function words in classical Chinese! Teacher Qin Hao, why do you bother me so much? I really kneel down to you!"
"I have been working here for almost a year. But I still haven't accomplished anything, which is very embarrassing. I privately believe that only by letting talented and moral people work hard can everything go smoothly. I think to myself After a while, I felt that I was powerless and often hindered the development of the company. I deeply felt that I had to resign from here. When I thought of resigning, I was so panicked that I couldn't live a good life.
The reason why I want to resign is that my mind is not on my current job. It’s not that I have no ability. Resigning now is a decision I made after thinking about it for several days and for the benefit of everyone in the company.
If I resign, everyone will be much better off, but if I stay, it will only make it harder for everyone. So for the sake of everyone having an easier time and making things easier to handle, please be sure to approve it. "
Netizens on Weibo were immediately in awe of the blogger after seeing this Weibo post. The blogger of this Weibo is also a big V certified by Weibo. His nickname is **crying Linlin. The certification information is that he is the leader of Qin Hao’s fan support group.