When Qin Hao walked out of Ma Zitao's office, he found that his hands were empty, and his eyes could not help but shine.
Even if it's an old joke, it's already very rare to perform it without a script like this!
Everyone found that Qin Hao did not make any preparations after returning to his office. Instead, he walked to the computer and continued to type quickly.
At this time, there was another explosion outside Qin Hao’s office:
"Damn it, doesn't Teacher Qin Hao need to memorize lyrics? What is he doing now? Is he still writing jokes?"
"Awesome, this guy is so awesome. He didn't even make any preparations for the live broadcast?"
"It's so cool, I'm really convinced by him now!"
There was a lively discussion outside, but who knew that Qin Hao was working on a side job at this time. To be precise, he is writing a plan.
For some reason, Qin Hao had a good impression of Dong Shihua when he saw him for the first time.
The reason is simple, she is so beautiful! On the other hand, the two sisters were living alone in the world. As a man, Qin Hao naturally helped as much as he could.
Well, this second aspect is indeed a bit far-fetched. Of course, it can also be considered that this is just an explanation of the first aspect.
Sometimes, this feeling is difficult to explain in words.
At half past nine, Qin Hao had completed the planning project. Although it took only a short time, his plan was very detailed. After all, his typing speed was beyond imagination.
This plan basically mentioned all the problems that may arise, and even marked its selling points in bold fonts.
After printing out the document, Qin Hao folded it and put it in his pocket.
At this time, Lin Xiaohui pushed the door open and said anxiously: "Teacher Qin Hao, it's already half past nine, don't you need to get ready? There will be a live broadcast soon!"
"Okay, I'll go compete with Teacher Ma!"
Twenty-five minutes later, Qin Hao and Ma Zitao had arrived at the anchor position.
Li Li and other staff watching the live broadcast were sitting in the next room, staring intently at a projection screen, which displayed exactly what was going on in the live broadcast room.
This arrangement is to prevent them from affecting the effect of the show when they laugh.
Qin Hao and Ma Zitao were both wearing robes specially made by Feng Yin Huafu brought by Li Li at this time, looking particularly professional.
Direct music past. Qin Hao's voice rang out: A lot of people came today.
Teacher Ma responded: It’s full.
Qin Hao: Even the empty seats are full.
Teacher Ma: Is there such a calculation
Qin Hao smiled and said: There are millions of people here upstairs and downstairs, you are too...
Before he finished speaking, he was interrupted by the scolding teacher: Where is the second floor? Can it accommodate millions of people
At this time, whether they were sitting next door watching the performance or watching the radio at home, listening to Qin Hao talking nonsense with his eyes open, they burst into laughter.
As time passed by, Qin Hao and Teacher Ma continued to carry their burdens, and the audience next door and the audience in front of the radio also continued to laugh. It was at this time that Li Li truly realized the wisdom of her boss. This advertising contract must have been signed correctly!
On the 18th floor of Fengyin Building, a cool and beautiful woman wearing a well-fitting suit shook the red wine in her glass with one hand while leaning on the sofa to rest with her eyes closed.
Of course, if it weren't for the constant sound of Qin Hao and Teacher Ma's voices coming from the radio next to her, you would have thought she was resting. But if you see the smile on the corner of her mouth, you will definitely know that she is definitely not resting.
"Today's decision was indeed correct. This guy named Qin Hao is indeed a talent. It would be great if I could go see one of his performances in person sometime!"
Leng Meiren slowly closed her eyes, only the cross talk on the radio continued.
Qin Hao: Everyone hopes to have a good family and find a suitable partner, but it is very difficult to find one.
Ma Zitao: It’s hard to find.
Qin Hao: Take women for example. Pretty ones don’t go to the kitchen.
Ma Zitao: Yeah.
Qin Hao: I think I work in the kitchen, it’s not fashionable.
Ma Zitao: Yeah.
Qin Hao: Fashionable and wasteful spending.
Ma Zitao: Yeah.
Qin Hao: Those who don’t spend money are unfeminine.
Ma Zitao: Yeah.
Qin Hao: I can’t stand the feminine look.
Ma Zitao: Uh-huh.
Qin Hao: The one I can see cannot be seen.
Leng Meiren had just taken a sip of red wine. When she suddenly heard this paragraph, she couldn't help laughing and spit out the red wine in her mouth with a puff.
At the same time, someone posted a message on Weibo: Why are there so many bachelors? For detailed answers, see Teacher Qin Hao’s cross talk, which is being broadcast live on the Beijing Radio Art Channel.
As soon as this post was posted, it was very popular among WeBo users and received many replies within a short time. Even, many netizens started to imitate:
"Today's men, the handsome ones don't know how to take care of others, the good-looking ones don't have career ambitions, the career-minded men don't consider themselves considerate, and the considerate ones are probably too useless!"
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Qin Hao: This is a fantasy of mine. I also had a girlfriend back then.
Teacher Ma: With your appearance, can you still have a girlfriend
Qin Hao: Hey, isn’t this a bad look
Her name is "Shuang". Although I don't know what her last name is, anyway, her name is "Shuang"... Whenever I go to their house to look for her, I stand downstairs and shout "Shuang! Shuang!" You don't know how many people have come from this Look out the window and look at me!
Teacher Ma: I don’t know why you went there.
Qin Hao: Call her by her name!
Teacher Ma: Is this a name call
When everyone sitting next door to the live broadcast heard this, they burst out laughing. Li Li, in particular, even laughed to the point of tears. She kept pointing at the curtain on the wall and said nothing for a long time.
At this time, no matter what kind of relationship they usually have with Qin Hao, they have to stick out their thumbs and say no!
And more people were holding their stomachs and watching the performance on the curtain:
Qin Hao: The good days passed quickly. Later, we had a serious quarrel. She accused me of being callous, ruthless and unreasonable.
I said you were callous, ruthless and unreasonable
Who do you think is ruthless and unreasonable
I said you were callous, ruthless and unreasonable
You are so callous and unreasonable.
I'm not callous, heartless or unreasonable
To say that I am ruthless and unreasonable is worse than your being ruthless and unreasonable.
I am not callous, ruthless and vexatious at all. When it comes to being callous and vexatious, that means you are ruthless and vexatious...
Teacher Ma: Which cross talk girl did you marry
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"Pfft!" The audience who had been listening to the cross talk all shouted again.
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Qin Hao: After the quarrel, we broke up.
Teacher Ma: That is.
Qin Hao: She left me a note, "Don't look for me again, I'm dead."
Teacher Ma: Dead...
Qin Hao: My beloved Shuang died unexpectedly, and I went to the community to look for her again.
Teacher Ma: Are you still looking for it
Qin Hao: I stood downstairs with tears in my eyes and shouted, "It's so great, so great..." This time, more people were watching!
Teacher Ma: How fresh! Aren't you a total stinker