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Chapter 65: Ideas for new cross talk

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Dong Shihua's expression changed at this time and said: "You have the nerve to ask me why I came back early. Why don't you tell me what you did this morning?"

"No... I didn't do anything!" Xiao Qinqin denied.

"I know you won't shed tears until you see the coffin!" Dong Shihua took out the plan of "I Love Memorizing Lyrics" from his bag at this time, put it in front of his sister, and asked

"Tell me, where did this come from?"

Xiao Qinqin's expression changed again, and she asked angrily: "Why, this plan didn't pass?"

On the other hand, Dong Shihua felt a sore nose when he heard this. Although my sister doesn't like to talk, she has been paying attention to herself. She had never told her sister about these things. She only complained about them alone when she stayed up late. Unexpectedly, she knew everything.

Sighing slightly, Dong Shihua said earnestly: "Qinqin, can you tell me where this comes from? This plan is very well done, but if it's not ours, we can't use it! "

Xiao Qinqin's eyes were bright at this time: "So, this plan has been approved? I knew he wouldn't lie to me!"

Dong Shihua stared at each other and asked, "Who is he?"

Xiao Qinqin laughed again at this time: "A man who wants to flirt with you gave this to me in order to please me!"

"Impossible. This plan is worth at least several million. How could it be given to you for nothing? Tell me who he is. Don't count the money for him when he is sold!" As he said, Dong Shihua As if he suddenly remembered something, he asked:

"What were you listening to just now? You were so happy. I've never seen you smile like that!"

"Uh..." Xiao Qinqin hesitated a little at this time and said, "It's just a cross talk on the Internet. It seems to be quite popular and quite funny..."

"Huh, why didn't I know you still like to listen to cross talk? Let me see!" Dong Shihua said, and walked to the computer to find out.

"Hey, don't look at it. If I tell you, it's over!" Xiao Qinqin said with a bitter look on her face at this time: "I'm willing to go to such great lengths to help you because I like you." , you are still afraid of wolves before and tigers behind!"

Dong Shihua took a breath at this time, grabbed his sister's ears, and said sternly: "Will you tell me or not?"

Qin Hao arrived at the unit a little late this time, but no one troubled him again. Even when many colleagues at the radio station met him, whether they knew him or not, they would say hello with a smile and call him Teacher Qin affectionately.

This really made Qin Hao feel flattered.

When he arrived at the office, he found that Lin Xiaohui was snickering and looking at Qin Hao from time to time, which almost made Qin Hao look bad.

"What are you laughing at? You are so happy?"

"Good deeds will be rewarded with good deeds, and evil deeds will be rewarded with evil deeds. It's not that I won't be rewarded. The time has just arrived!" Lin Xiaohui said and handed the phone to Qin Hao.

Qin Hao couldn't help laughing when he saw it.

"On the evolutionary history of a bitch: @Sun Wenlin."

This long Weibo post was posted by Qin Hao’s fan number 10086. He posted several screenshots on Weibo in succession. The first few screenshots are the meager screenshots posted by Sun Wenlin attacking Qin Hao, and the next few are meager screenshots of his apology to Qin Hao. The funniest thing is that they are also accompanied by a photoshopped picture.

The main image of this picture shows a prisoner with his legs kneeling on the ground, but his face has been transformed into Sun Wenlin's fat face, and a very conspicuous word "mean" is carved on his forehead.

"I'm sorry, Teacher Qin Hao. I solemnly apologize to you for my previous words and deeds: I'm really too mean. I didn't learn to practice swordsmanship, and I didn't learn to practice gold swords and silver swords. Now I have reached the level of swordsmanship." The highest state of human-sword integration, that is, the legendary bitch! I hope you, sir, will not remember the villain’s faults and just treat me like a fart!"

Qin Hao was a little stunned at this time. It seemed that only he knew this kind of joke in the world. Could it be that this guy was also a time traveler

"Hehe, Teacher Qin Hao, I got these jokes without swear words from your mouth, and I told 10086 these jokes to avenge you. How do you want to thank me? "

Qin Hao suddenly realized at this time that it turned out to be what he usually said when he cursed others. At this time, he asked with some curiosity: "Is this number 10086 a hacker? But hacking other people's meager money like this is not an aboveboard method. Let him stop. Of course I have to avenge this revenge myself!"

Qin Hao was a little angry when he saw the remarks made by the Quyi Association and Sun Wenlin at first, but he calmed down a lot after seeing that the official accounts of Sun Wenlin and the Quyi Association were hacked.

But there was still a fire in his heart.

Damn it, why are you just saying my cross talk is vulgar

You tell me to get out of the cross talk circle, so why the hell do I have to get out of the cross talk circle

According to this, if you let me die, I will never survive!

At this time, he just wanted to ask why!

It was when he saw the meager article published by the Folk Art Association that he had an idea for the cross talk he was going to talk about today.

After hearing Qin Hao's words, Lin Xiaohui immediately understood what he was thinking, and her beautiful eyes instantly shone with surprise.

Immediately, he sent a private message to Qin Hao's fan number 10086, conveying Qin Hao's meaning completely.

After a while, Lin Xiaohui received a reply: "Teacher Qin Hao is the real pure man, I will stop immediately!"

At this time, Sun Wenlin couldn't make up for his meager income, so he could only watch it through his apprentice's mobile phone. However, when he saw the shameful picture on Weibo, he was so angry that he gritted his teeth and smashed his apprentice's cell phone to pieces!

"Maler Gobi, bring me another mobile phone!" Sun Wenlin roared at his apprentices, but all the apprentices were a little timid. Several apprentices holding mobile phones, upon hearing this, quickly put their mobile phones away. Put it in your pocket.

Sun Wenlin was so angry that he walked up to an apprentice in three steps and took out a mobile phone from his pocket without any explanation, and dialed a series of very familiar numbers.

The call was quickly connected, and Sun Wenlin complained with tears in his eyes: "Director Zhou, that host named Qin Hao on your station has gone a little too far! Ah! He hacked my humble account and published slanderous information wantonly. Should your station handle this seriously..."

Before he finished speaking, he heard a beep from the phone and the other party had hung up. When he called again, he could only hear the sweet prompt tone of the customer service lady:

"Sorry, the user you dialed is currently on a call. Please call again later..."

Sun Wenlin became angry again and immediately raised his hand holding the phone!