On the computer screen, Dong Shihua’s complaints continued.
I have to admit that Dong Shihua's performance was quite perfect, so it also attracted the attention of a large number of netizens and viewers. In fact, as long as she opened her mouth slightly, many viewers would laugh subconsciously.
"Qin Hao lives above me.
Some people say that Qin Hao has no friends.
I think this is nonsense,
I just chatted with him for half an hour backstage,
After all, we haven't spoken a word in the more than a year we've known each other. "
"Hahaha - this is a good paragraph, nothing wrong with it!"
"666! This paragraph is great!"
Not only the audience at the scene, but also the celebrity guests leaned forward and backward in amusement, and clapped vigorously.
“Qin Hao is very diligent.
He once endorsed a red wine brand.
The brand of red wine is called Kouhe [Huoer Sheng]er.
He sent me several boxes of mouth and children,
Then after I drank, I called Qin Hao,
I said Qin Hao, you can't be so nice. "
When Dong Shihua's complaint ended, the scene suddenly exploded, and all the audience cheered crazily. Huang Hua was laughing so much that he slipped down from his seat and knelt on the ground with a pop, worshiping Dong Shihua.
Weibo exploded again at this time!
"Damn it! I'm so sorry! You're such a beautiful and experienced driver from Dongda! You really drive fast when you don't agree with me!"
"Dirty-Dong Shihua train has started! Brothers and sisters, please sit tight!"
"Sister, be safe! Who said female drivers are unreliable? Beauty Dong is so slapped in the face!"
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As time went by, Ma Zitao, Chu Yun, Zhou Siyu and others also took to the stage to complain about Qin Hao. Several people have rich experience in performing on big stages, so they performed very well when making complaints, pushing the atmosphere of this show to the highest point.
Huang Hua walked slowly to the stage and carefully looked at Qin Hao. After seeing that he didn't seem to be moving, he said cautiously: "Now I'd like to invite the main star of this issue of "Tucao Conference" - Qin Hao. teacher!"
When Qin Hao just stood up from his seat, Huang Hua was like a frightened rabbit and rushed to the celebrity guest seat, as if Qin Hao would hit him.
The audience at the scene suddenly remembered that "beating people" seemed to be one of Qin Hao's weaknesses, and they all laughed.
At the same time, Qin Hao was also given the warmest applause.
When Qin Hao stood firm in front of the microphone, he smiled and said: "Hello everyone, I am Qin Hao—"
Immediately, he smiled and looked at the guests in the audience who were complaining, and said: "Do you know what it feels like to sit there and listen to your complaints? It suffocates me to death! I am also very curious, I am just that As soon as I invited you, you actually came, and you spared no effort to complain about me? Have you all forgotten my illustrious reputation on Weibo?"
After hearing Qin Hao's words, the faces of the celebrity guests couldn't help but change. A rather flamboyant young man like Huang Hua quickly stood up and bowed to Qin Hao.
After seeing this scene, the audience in the audience and the audience immediately burst into laughter with gloating.
However, at this moment, Qin Hao smiled and said: "Don't look at Teacher Dong who is beautiful and has a good figure.
In fact, Teacher Dong Shihua is an old artist.
So what is her real age
We didn't find it,
But we found a piece of real information—
It was teacher Dong Shihua who studied in the Soviet Union.
Xiaohui and Siyu, do you know about the Soviet Union? "
At this time, the audience at the scene and the audience in front of the TV also noticed these two girls. Judging from their looks, they were definitely born in the 90s. Therefore, after hearing Qin Hao's words, they immediately burst into laughter.
Seeing Qin Hao pointing the finger at Dong Shihua, many male spectators at the scene shouted indignantly: "This grandson of Qin Hao is so wicked! Even a charming woman like Miss Dong can speak out. !”
Of course, these ardent fans are still a minority after all. In the blink of an eye, their shouts were silenced by thunderous applause and laughter.
Feeling the audience's response, Qin Hao paused and then said: "The guests there, Huang Hua and Hu Yang,
They hang silk, they have no taste -
I like Lin Xiaohui,
As for Lin Xiaohui, there is something wrong with her brain.
like me. "
"Huh-"
Just as the audience cheered loudly, Lin Xiaohui's pretty face suddenly turned red. Then she lowered her head shyly, not even daring to look at Qin Hao again.
"Besides, Teacher Dong Shihua, I like Teacher Dong Shihua very much. She is already this age and she is so beautiful. Really, she has a very good figure and is very sexy. But at her age, I want to face your Taking photos of someone masturbating is considered ***.”
As soon as Qin Hao finished speaking, the entire scene exploded! Many spectators even whistled loudly.
Weibo is also in chaos at this time!
"My brother is awesome, Teacher Yuanlai Qin Hao is the real veteran driver, the legendary car god!
"I originally thought that Dong Shihua's complaints had reached the extreme level of filthiness, but I didn't expect that compared with Teacher Qin Hao, he is still a little filthy and a big filth!"
"Teacher Qin Hao is really a talent! I fell to my knees after listening to this piece!"
At this time, no one is discussing "Laughing Forest Hegemony" on Weibo anymore. There was almost no malicious abuse.
If a program achieves such a goal that there are no objections, then it is not far from death!
"Lin Xiaohui, what are you doing now? Are you still working as an assistant? Oh, assistants are called teachers now!"
"Teacher Hu Yang, a famous assistant director, has a hobby of raising a lot of cats. Many people don't understand. Teacher Hu Yang said, you don't understand. Drinking cat poop coffee every day consumes a lot of cat poop."
At this point, Qin Hao pointed at Chu Yun and said, "That buddy I can't name, I know you, stay here and fix my phone later."
"Huang Hua, Zhou Siyu, you still want me to hit you, and you still want to be famous. Are you as important as Mr. Wei?"
"Why should I be on this show? Don't people complain about you online every day? Because there are only a few people in China who dare to complain about me in person. They are the only ones who think that my love of beating people is a legend."
Qin Hao raised his fist at this time, which immediately shocked several celebrity guests.
"Many people complain about me being fat. What's wrong with me? Have I eaten your food? We would rather be fat than be thin!"
When Qin Hao's complaints came out in rapid succession, the audience was stunned for a moment.
After a while, they finally woke up from a dream and immediately applauded enthusiastically.
The first issue of "Tucao Conference" ended perfectly like this. Even after a long time, the jokes in it were still talked about by the audience.