'Baji' Wang Guangqi is the team leader of "Man's Tears".
'Chi Chi' Qian Yongjing is another impromptu team with two singing groups.
At the beginning of the show, the leaders of the two teams choked on each other.
Wang Guangqi looked at the opposing team with disdain and said, "Our side is full of stars, and some of them are famous international directors and superstars. You can't do it."
The crew of "Tears of Men" smiled implicitly.
Qian Yongjing said unconvinced: "We are a new force here! Some are the future, some are young, and some are future international superstars!"
"Okay!" The team behind him talked enthusiastically.
Wang Guangqi looked behind depressed, "Why don't you look happy at all?"
Qian Yongjing continued: "Because they are in Cao Ying and their hearts are in Han, they actually want to stand by my side."
Stars who act in movies rarely appear on variety shows, and TV entertainers and singers are a little more. So Wang Guangqi glanced around in his team, and after not finding any familiar faces who often appear on the show, he could only turn to Yan Su'ang and say, "Master, you refute him fiercely for me."
Just as Yan Su'ang was about to speak, Qian Yongjing rushed over, "Master, the barbecue you invited last time was delicious."
Yan Su'ang smiled and said, "It's easy to talk about."
Wang Guangqi jumped up, "I don't know why you guys go to have barbecue?"
Qian Yongjing said: "Because the Almighty originally wanted me to call you to come out, but I lied to the Almighty that you were announcing it on the Internet."
Wang Guangqi gritted his teeth and stared at him, "Really?"
Qian Yongjing replied without regret: "Actually, you were at home eating instant noodles that day."
Wang Guangqi said proudly, "I don't eat instant noodles."
Qian Yongjing hurriedly said, "You can't say that."
"Why?"
"Because in this way, no advertisers will ask you to shoot instant noodle advertisements."
Wang Guangqi hurriedly made amends and said: "Director, help me get rid of this episode." Then, he showed a very enthusiastic smile to the camera, "I eat instant noodles every day, and I don't eat anything else except instant noodles. "
Yan Su'ang suddenly said lightly, "Actually, I think it's better for you to say you don't eat instant noodles."
Both Wang Guangqi and Qian Yongjing were stunned for a moment, "Why?"
Yan Su'ang said: "Even people who don't eat instant noodles have started to eat this brand of instant noodles. Isn't this a bigger gimmick?"
Wang Guangqi and Qian Yongjing looked at each other in blank dismay, then gave thumbs up at the same time and said, "The great god is the great god, master."
Qian Yongjing suddenly said: "We seem to have left the first host for a long time, is it okay?"
Wang Guangqi looked at Xiaobai who was sitting on a big grape, and whispered, "He seems to be in a daze, so it shouldn't matter."
Qian Yongjing said: "Then why don't you just leave him alone?"
"Why?"
"This way we can have more shots."
"Hey, that makes sense." Wang Guangqi looked at the screen as soon as he finished speaking and said, "Wait, the camera doesn't seem to be shooting us."
Qian Yongjing pushed him to Xiaobai's direction, "Let's lean closer, and then lean closer. Only in this way will we be able to show up."
Wang Guangqi said suddenly: "Xiaobai's face is so pale."
"That's why he's called Xiaobai."
"I want to touch it."
Qian Yongjing frowned and said, "This is not good."
Wang Guangqi was surprised, "You actually feel bad?"
"Well, I'd rather have a kiss."
"..." Wang Guangqi said deeply, "This should be what I did, I am the 'baji', you are the 'quack'."
Qian Yongjing ignored him and looked at Xiaobai enthusiastically, "Can I let my brother kiss you?"
"ah!"
With a scream, the surroundings fell silent.
Qian Yongjing turned his head to look at Lianjue who suddenly squatted and said, "Director Lian, are you alright?"
Lian Juexiu glared at Yan Su'ang bitterly, then stood up slowly, "It's okay, I'll tie my shoes."
Qian Yongjing suddenly yelled "ah" and squatted down.
Wang Guangqi said, "What are you doing?"
"I tie my shoes too."
Wang Guangqi snorted and said, "You are wearing leather shoes, and there is a fart shoelace."
Qian Yongjing said sincerely: "It doesn't matter if you don't have shoelaces, the director must flatter you tight."
The director yelled: "Cut!"
Wang Guangqi looked at Qian Yongjing, and Qian Yongjing looked at Wang Guangqi. After three seconds of affectionate staring, they looked up at the ceiling at the same time.
The editor and director walked over angrily, "What are you two doing?! How much film was wasted with this long piece of nonsense."
Qian Yongjing said aggrievedly: "I can't help it, it's too smooth."
Wang Guangqi said: "Brother Zhong Yao used to come out and punch each of us and throw them back."
Qian Yongjing then said with emotion: "The opportunity to speak freely today is really precious."
Wang Guangqi looked at him with concern, "Yes. It seems that once you open your mouth, you can't stop."
Qian Yongjing wanted to say more, but was stared back with a vicious stare from the director, "Xiaobai."
Xiaobai woke up from his daze.
"Why don't you talk?"
Xiao Bai said: "They didn't say the dialogue in the script."
"..."
Qian Yongjing looked at Wang Guangqi and said, "What script?"
Wang Guangqi also said, "Is there such a thing?"
The editor and director had a splitting headache, "The reason why the ratings of this show are getting lower and lower is because of you two."
The two said in unison: "Why?"
"Because the audience has a headache!" The director chased them away impatiently, "Go, go, stand aside for me! Xiaobai and I will have a chat alone."
Qian Yongjing wailed on Wang Guangqi's shoulder, "We have fallen out of favor."
Wang Guangqi put his shoulders on his shoulders, and sighed: "There is no way, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves before die on the beach. Xiaobai is young and beautiful, and we are old, this is the reality."
Xiao Bai suddenly said: "You are just yellow-skinned, you are not too old."
Qian Yongjing almost vomited blood, "If we are too old, we will carry oxygen tanks, why are we here?"
Wang Guangqi suddenly supported his head and said, "The light is too strong, it makes me dizzy, give me some oxygen."
Qian Yongjing said: "Fuck! Don't try to use artificial respiration to cheat my first kiss."
"You still have your first kiss?"
"The eighty-ninth first kiss is still there!"
The director couldn't bear it anymore, "Are you going to get out?"
"Get lost." Wang Guangqi and Qian Yong walked to the side holding hands like little daughters-in-law.
The director took a deep breath, and was about to speak to Xiaobai, only to hear two "ah" in succession, followed by crackling, and the studio was in chaos.
The choreographer looked at the dangling people and his head hurt even more, and he roared angrily: "What happened?!"
A staff member also imitated him and yelled: "The gossip boy was hit by a falling lamp!"
The director didn't even have the strength to curse people this time, "How many hits?"
"One, Wang Guangqi."
The director breathed a sigh of relief.
The staff continued, "But Wang Guangqi pushed Qian Yongjing to the ground when he fell, and now Qian Yongjing seems to have sprained his ankle."
The choreographer shook his body and said weakly, "What are you guys doing?"
"Onlookers."
The director broke out completely, "Look around you! Why don't you call an ambulance?!"
Escorted by everyone's sympathetic and caring eyes, Gossip Boy, the pair of brothers and sisters, embarked on the journey to the hospital again.
Regarding this, Gao Qin concluded: "If I were his manager, I would definitely find a hospital for them to be their spokesperson."
Jia Zhiqing echoed, "Well, by the way, I can also get a discounted VIP card for them. It will be much easier to get in and out in the future."
Gao Qin said: "The advertisement is called: I still want to come after I leave."
"..." Jia Zhiqing realized with conscience: "This hospital will go bankrupt."
Gao Qin said: "Then change the name to 'I don't want to leave'. This way there will be a regular source of customers."
"..."
"One Mountain Is Another Higher" originally took the route of three hosts.
Zhong Yao was in charge of the entire show, and the Gossip Boy led a team to mediate the atmosphere.
Now Xiaobai is a newcomer, obviously he hasn't entered the situation yet, but the gossip boy is an old man, but something went wrong soon. The director had to feel that the fleeting time was not good.
"Xiaobai, I don't think the Gossip Boys will be able to come for a while." The director began to regret that he was too strict at the time. If he had known about it, he would have treated them as background music and endured it, and he shouldn't have rushed there. But who would have thought that the lamp would fall? Thinking about this, the choreographer became angry again, "Where's the lighting engineer? Where's the person in charge of the props team?"
The staff said: "I was called to the office by the senior management."
The director wiped his face, "Forget it. Anyway, I won't live long after I get out."
The staff asked: "Then shall we still record today?"
"Nonsense!" He dared to guarantee with his head that the crew of "Tears of Men" would only come once, and if he didn't record today, he would have no chance. Although "Man's Tears" has not yet been released, it is very popular nowadays. In particular, several of his leading actors are big names, but Zhang Jiajia's absence still makes him feel a little bit of a fly in the ointment.
Lian Juexiu stared impatiently at Yan Suang and said, "Is this what you think is good publicity?"
"Of course." Yan Su'ang's face remained unchanged, "The gossip boy's matter will definitely be the headlines tomorrow. Our exposure rate will naturally be high."
Lian Juexiu looked at him, "Are you going to tell me that you also expected that the gossip boy would have an accident?"
"Not this time. But with how often they go to the hospital every few days, I can expect the next time."
"..."
The director stopped Xiaobai and said: "You will choose a team leader from the two teams later, and then forget about the script and play as you like."
Xiaobai froze for a moment and said, "Play casually?" Even if it was his first time participating in "go! go! During su... superstar, Fade Chen also gave him the script, but this time the director actually let him play it casually
The director solemnly entrusted: "Don't worry. This time it's not a live broadcast, and we can make up for any problems. We still have post-production editors, so there will be no problems."
Xiaobai nodded.
"By the way, who are you going to let be the leader of the two teams?"
"Yan Su'ang and Lian Juexiu."
The director looked at him with admiration. The two of them are indeed the biggest stars present, but Xiaobai unexpectedly thought of disrupting the two teams, but that's fine. To save the crew of "Tears of Men" from losing too badly, everyone will feel uncomfortable.
"Okay, that's it." The director looked at him appreciatively, "How did you come up with this idea?"
Xiaobai said: "I am familiar with them."
"… oh."
'Baji' Wang Guangqi is the team leader of "Man's Tears".
'Chi Chi' Qian Yongjing is another impromptu team with two singing groups.
At the beginning of the show, the leaders of the two teams choked on each other.
Wang Guangqi looked at the opposing team with disdain and said, "Our side is full of stars, and some of them are famous international directors and superstars. You can't do it."
The crew of "Tears of Men" smiled implicitly.
Qian Yongjing said unconvinced: "We are a new force here! Some are the future, some are young, and some are future international superstars!"
"Okay!" The team behind him talked enthusiastically.
Wang Guangqi looked behind depressed, "Why don't you look happy at all?"
Qian Yongjing continued: "Because they are in Cao Ying and their hearts are in Han, they actually want to stand by my side."
Stars who act in movies rarely appear on variety shows, and TV entertainers and singers are a little more. So Wang Guangqi glanced around in his team, and after not finding any familiar faces who often appear on the show, he could only turn to Yan Su'ang and say, "Master, you refute him fiercely for me."
Just as Yan Su'ang was about to speak, Qian Yongjing rushed over, "Master, the barbecue you invited last time was delicious."
Yan Su'ang smiled and said, "It's easy to talk about."
Wang Guangqi jumped up, "I don't know why you guys go to have barbecue?"
Qian Yongjing said: "Because the Almighty originally wanted me to call you to come out, but I lied to the Almighty that you were announcing it on the Internet."
Wang Guangqi gritted his teeth and stared at him, "Really?"
Qian Yongjing replied without regret: "Actually, you were at home eating instant noodles that day."
Wang Guangqi said proudly, "I don't eat instant noodles."
Qian Yongjing hurriedly said, "You can't say that."
"Why?"
"Because in this way, no advertisers will ask you to shoot instant noodle advertisements."
Wang Guangqi hurriedly made amends and said: "Director, help me get rid of this episode." Then, he showed a very enthusiastic smile to the camera, "I eat instant noodles every day, and I don't eat anything else except instant noodles. "
Yan Su'ang suddenly said lightly, "Actually, I think it's better for you to say you don't eat instant noodles."
Both Wang Guangqi and Qian Yongjing were stunned for a moment, "Why?"
Yan Su'ang said: "Even people who don't eat instant noodles have started to eat this brand of instant noodles. Isn't this a bigger gimmick?"
Wang Guangqi and Qian Yongjing looked at each other in blank dismay, then gave thumbs up at the same time and said, "The great god is the great god, master."
Qian Yongjing suddenly said: "We seem to have left the first host for a long time, is it okay?"
Wang Guangqi looked at Xiaobai who was sitting on a big grape, and whispered, "He seems to be in a daze, so it shouldn't matter."
Qian Yongjing said: "Then why don't you just leave him alone?"
"Why?"
"This way we can have more shots."
"Hey, that makes sense." Wang Guangqi looked at the screen as soon as he finished speaking and said, "Wait, the camera doesn't seem to be shooting us."
Qian Yongjing pushed him to Xiaobai's direction, "Let's lean closer, and then lean closer. Only in this way will we be able to show up."
Wang Guangqi said suddenly: "Xiaobai's face is so pale."
"That's why he's called Xiaobai."
"I want to touch it."
Qian Yongjing frowned and said, "This is not good."
Wang Guangqi was surprised, "You actually feel bad?"
"Well, I'd rather have a kiss."
"..." Wang Guangqi said deeply, "This should be what I did, I am the 'baji', you are the 'quack'."
Qian Yongjing ignored him and looked at Xiaobai enthusiastically, "Can I let my brother kiss you?"
"ah!"
With a scream, the surroundings fell silent.
Qian Yongjing turned his head to look at Lianjue who suddenly squatted and said, "Director Lian, are you alright?"
Lian Juexiu glared at Yan Su'ang bitterly, then stood up slowly, "It's okay, I'll tie my shoes."
Qian Yongjing suddenly yelled "ah" and squatted down.
Wang Guangqi said, "What are you doing?"
"I tie my shoes too."
Wang Guangqi snorted and said, "You are wearing leather shoes, and there is a fart shoelace."
Qian Yongjing said sincerely: "It doesn't matter if you don't have shoelaces, the director must flatter you tight."
The director yelled: "Cut!"
Wang Guangqi looked at Qian Yongjing, and Qian Yongjing looked at Wang Guangqi. After three seconds of affectionate staring, they looked up at the ceiling at the same time.
The editor and director walked over angrily, "What are you two doing?! How much film was wasted with this long piece of nonsense."
Qian Yongjing said aggrievedly: "I can't help it, it's too smooth."
Wang Guangqi said: "Brother Zhong Yao used to come out and punch each of us and throw them back."
Qian Yongjing then said with emotion: "The opportunity to speak freely today is really precious."
Wang Guangqi looked at him with concern, "Yes. It seems that once you open your mouth, you can't stop."
Qian Yongjing wanted to say more, but was stared back with a vicious stare from the director, "Xiaobai."
Xiaobai woke up from his daze.
"Why don't you talk?"
Xiao Bai said: "They didn't say the dialogue in the script."
"..."
Qian Yongjing looked at Wang Guangqi and said, "What script?"
Wang Guangqi also said, "Is there such a thing?"
The editor and director had a splitting headache, "The reason why the ratings of this show are getting lower and lower is because of you two."
The two said in unison: "Why?"
"Because the audience has a headache!" The director chased them away impatiently, "Go, go, stand aside for me! Xiaobai and I will have a chat alone."
Qian Yongjing wailed on Wang Guangqi's shoulder, "We have fallen out of favor."
Wang Guangqi put his shoulders on his shoulders, and sighed: "There is no way, the waves behind the Yangtze River push the waves ahead, and the waves before die on the beach. Xiaobai is young and beautiful, and we are old, this is the reality."
Xiao Bai suddenly said: "You are just yellow-skinned, you are not too old."
Qian Yongjing almost vomited blood, "If we are too old, we will carry oxygen tanks, why are we here?"
Wang Guangqi suddenly supported his head and said, "The light is too strong, it makes me dizzy, give me some oxygen."
Qian Yongjing said: "Fuck! Don't try to use artificial respiration to cheat my first kiss."
"You still have your first kiss?"
"The eighty-ninth first kiss is still there!"
The director couldn't bear it anymore, "Are you going to get out?"
"Get lost." Wang Guangqi and Qian Yong walked to the side holding hands like little daughters-in-law.
The director took a deep breath, and was about to speak to Xiaobai, only to hear two "ah" in succession, followed by crackling, and the studio was in chaos.
The choreographer looked at the dangling people and his head hurt even more, and he roared angrily: "What happened?!"
A staff member also imitated him and yelled: "The gossip boy was hit by a falling lamp!"
The director didn't even have the strength to curse people this time, "How many hits?"
"One, Wang Guangqi."
The director breathed a sigh of relief.
The staff continued, "But Wang Guangqi pushed Qian Yongjing to the ground when he fell, and now Qian Yongjing seems to have sprained his ankle."
The choreographer shook his body and said weakly, "What are you guys doing?"
"Onlookers."
The director broke out completely, "Look around you! Why don't you call an ambulance?!"
Escorted by everyone's sympathetic and caring eyes, Gossip Boy, the pair of brothers and sisters, embarked on the journey to the hospital again.
Regarding this, Gao Qin concluded: "If I were his manager, I would definitely find a hospital for them to be their spokesperson."
Jia Zhiqing echoed, "Well, by the way, I can also get a discounted VIP card for them. It will be much easier to get in and out in the future."
Gao Qin said: "The advertisement is called: I still want to come after I leave."
"..." Jia Zhiqing realized with conscience: "This hospital will go bankrupt."
Gao Qin said: "Then change the name to 'I don't want to leave'. This way there will be a regular source of customers."
"..."
"One Mountain Is Another Higher" originally took the route of three hosts.
Zhong Yao was in charge of the entire show, and the Gossip Boy led a team to mediate the atmosphere.
Now Xiaobai is a newcomer, obviously he hasn't entered the situation yet, but the gossip boy is an old man, but something went wrong soon. The director had to feel that the fleeting time was not good.
"Xiaobai, I don't think the Gossip Boys will be able to come for a while." The director began to regret that he was too strict at the time. If he had known about it, he would have treated them as background music and endured it, and he shouldn't have rushed there. But who would have thought that the lamp would fall? Thinking about this, the choreographer became angry again, "Where's the lighting engineer? Where's the person in charge of the props team?"
The staff said: "I was called to the office by the senior management."
The director wiped his face, "Forget it. Anyway, I won't live long after I get out."
The staff asked: "Then shall we still record today?"
"Nonsense!" He dared to guarantee with his head that the crew of "Tears of Men" would only come once, and if he didn't record today, he would have no chance. Although "Man's Tears" has not yet been released, it is very popular nowadays. In particular, several of his leading actors are big names, but Zhang Jiajia's absence still makes him feel a little bit of a fly in the ointment.
Lian Juexiu stared impatiently at Yan Suang and said, "Is this what you think is good publicity?"
"Of course." Yan Su'ang's face remained unchanged, "The gossip boy's matter will definitely be the headlines tomorrow. Our exposure rate will naturally be high."
Lian Juexiu looked at him, "Are you going to tell me that you also expected that the gossip boy would have an accident?"
"Not this time. But with how often they go to the hospital every few days, I can expect the next time."
"..."
The director stopped Xiaobai and said: "You will choose a team leader from the two teams later, and then forget about the script and play as you like."
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Xiaobai froze for a moment and said, "Play casually?" Even if it was his first time participating in "go! go! During su... superstar, Fade Chen also gave him the script, but this time the director actually let him play it casually
The director solemnly entrusted: "Don't worry. This time it's not a live broadcast, and we can make up for any problems. We still have post-production editors, so there will be no problems."
Xiaobai nodded.
"By the way, who are you going to let be the leader of the two teams?"
"Yan Su'ang and Lian Juexiu."
The director looked at him with admiration. The two of them are indeed the biggest stars present, but Xiaobai unexpectedly thought of disrupting the two teams, but that's fine. To save the crew of "Tears of Men" from losing too badly, everyone will feel uncomfortable.
"Okay, that's it." The director looked at him appreciatively, "How did you come up with this idea?"
Xiaobai said: "I am familiar with them."
"… oh."