Every time after a ticket is issued, the car can maintain extreme tranquility.
Lian Juexiu, Xiaobai, and Jia Zhiqing, who was unconscious or in a coma, squeezed into the smelly car and finally came downstairs to Xiaobai's house.
The moment of parking.
Xiaobai and Lianjuexiu seemed to let out a sigh of relief at the same time.
Lian Juexiu looked back at Jia Zhiqing who was lying soundly asleep in the filth, and the lustful thoughts in his heart disappeared in an instant. For the first time, he felt that there was nothing difficult about Liu Xiahui. As long as he has seen that person put on Jia Zhiqing's current appearance, he will definitely reach the realm of Taoism in an instant.
"Uh, if there's nothing else, I'll just..." Lian Jue Xiuxiu was about to find a place to clean the car from head to toe, when Xiaobai opened the rear door and waved to him, "I'll grab my feet, you grab my feet." Hands, let's carry it up together."
Lian Juexiu looked at the pile of yellow and white mixture, resisted the surging stomach acid and said, "Why did I grab my hands?"
"Because it's heavier over there."
Lian Juexiu compared each other's body shapes and could only silently accept the proposal.
He jumped out of the car, opened the door on the other side, grabbed each limb, and was about to pull in his direction.
Jia Zhiqing struggled uncomfortably.
"Wait." Lian Juexiu stopped the dismemberment action that might have the effect of pulling and breaking in time, "How about I do it alone?"
Xiao Bai nodded directly and closed the door.
…
Lian Juexiu resignedly dragged Jia Zhiqing out.
The stench came out violently, and the difficulty was comparable to that of stealing corpses.
Lian Juexiu held his breath, gritted his teeth, hugged him horizontally, and rushed up without looking back.
Xiaobai wanted to catch up, but the phone in his pocket rang at the right time.
The narrow staircase is like a witch's castle, spiraling without end.
Lian Juexiu held his breath, took three steps in parallel, rushed to the top floor, then threw Jia Zhiqing to the corner, lying on the railing panting heavily.
If he had known that he would come here to work as a driver and porter, he would have preferred to be annoyed to death by reporters on the set.
At least they don't stink that much.
After waiting for about three minutes, Xiaobai's figure still did not appear.
Lian Juexiu became impatient.
Even if you're on crutches, you should be able to get there by now, right
He couldn't help shouting down: "Xiaobai!"
There was a rumbling sound in the corridor.
Before he could hear Xiao Bai's answer, the door on the top floor was slammed open from the inside out.
A muscular man with a fleshy face poked his head out from inside and yelled viciously: "Who? Who disturbed my sleep?!" As he spoke, he slowly stretched out an arm and bent it upwards. One by one arched.
…
Lian Juexiu gasped.
If this sentence is placed in the background of ancient China, it is Xianxia, and the development of the story is that a monster just woke up from a deep sleep.
If this sentence is placed in the ancient Western background, it is fantasy. The development of the story is that a dragon has just woken up from a deep sleep.
But looking at the current situation, the above developments are of course useless.
Lian Juexiu analyzed based on his many years of experience as a director, the following plot is definitely a scholar meets a hooligan, there is no reason to talk about it.
He immediately looked down at his toes, trying to make himself invisible and invisible again.
"Hey, did you scream and scream here just now?" The muscular man obviously didn't intend to let him go on like this.
Lian Juexiu quickly raised his head, shaking his head like a rattle, "It's not me. Uh, it's actually him!" He pointed at Jia Zhiqing who was huddled in the corner.
"Him?" The muscular man looked suspiciously at the figure lying on the ground like a pile of mud.
"Yes, yes, yes." Lian Juexiu's head immediately nodded again, "Because he was here just now, screaming and drinking madly, so I couldn't help knocking him out. The problem has been solved. You Just go on sleeping."
The muscular man looked at him for a while, then suddenly said, "Aren't you fooling me?"
Lian Juexiu was startled. Generally speaking, a person who usually looks like him shouldn't be able to turn his head so fast. But he quickly denied it: "Of course not."
The muscular man raised his eyebrows upside down, "Don't look at my well-developed limbs and think that my mind is simple!"
"Absolutely not." From what he said, Lian Juexiu analyzed that he is a man with well-developed limbs and a simple mind.
Sure enough, the muscular man proudly said: "I have tested IQ, and I have sixty points! Pass."
…
Lian Juexiu said sincerely: "Very few people can get this score, you are really amazing."
The muscular man was indeed more proud.
Lianjue Xiuqian stood up and apologized.
"Okay, I'm going to sleep, you can continue to scream."
Lian Juexiu immediately said: "It's not me, it's him."
The muscular man looked at him narrowly, "Hey, you're very clever, I didn't fool you."
Lian Juexiu laughed dryly. If he was fooled by someone with an IQ of sixty, he would change his name to Lien Fifty-Nine.
The muscular man said suddenly: "But, I still think you are lying to me."
"Uh, why?"
"Because you don't look like a nice person."
…
The phone rang suddenly, and Lian Jue Xiufei picked it up in a hurry, and said quickly: "No matter what it is, I will answer this opportunity to call you!"
third floor.
With Jia Zhiqing on his back, Lian Juexiu opened the door with the key he found in his pocket, and after entering, he slammed it behind his back.
Jia Zhiqing grunted, put his arms around his neck, found a more comfortable position, and continued to fall asleep.
Lian Juexiu threw the key on the table casually, hugged the man across his chest with his backhand, then stumbled into the bathroom, and tiptoed into the bathtub.
Jia Zhiqing twisted his body.
The clothes on her body were all crumpled, and the t-shirt was half-tucked up on her chest, revealing the red beans on her left breast, standing gracefully on her fair skin, like strawberries on a cream cake, exuding sweet temptation, ready to be picked.
Lian Juexiu's jaw clenched, he immediately took off his coat, and closed the bathroom door smoothly.
Xiaobai hurriedly felt Imat.
Yan Su'ang still stayed in Ma Rui's office and refused to leave.
Gao Qin said helplessly: "Are you really going to make it public?"
"If Xiaobai agrees."
Gao Qin raised his eyebrows, "Then I'm relieved."
Yan Su'ang smiled nonchalantly: "Don't worry, I will get the permit soon."
Gao Qin looked at his watch, "Since the phone call just now, he should be here soon."
Yan Su'ang pointed towards the door with his chin.
"What are you doing?"
"Aren't you going out?"
Gao Qin said, "This seems to be Imart."
Yan Su'ang smiled and said, "Are you sure you want me to go out?"
"Our security guards here are not vegetarians." Gao Qin said slowly, "It's impossible to snatch someone from their ten fingers."
Just as he was talking, the inside line suddenly rang.
Yan Su'ang pressed the answer button neatly.
The secretary said sweetly, "Xiaobai is here."
Yan Su'ang said in a sweeter voice: "Please come in."
Xiaobai pushed the door open and came in. Gao Qin pointed out the door and said, "Xiaobai, go, wash the bathroom out of the chocolate smell and come back."
Xiao Bai was stunned.
"He's in the period of adolescence, don't pay attention to him." Yan Su'ang stood up, pulled Xiao Bai aside and sat down, and said softly, "How drunk is Jia Zhiqing?"
"I vomited badly." That smell still lingers in Xiao Bai's breath.
"You..." Yan Su'ang's complexion suddenly changed, and his fingers lightly stroked his cheek, "What's wrong with your face?"
"What?" Xiaobai looked at him inexplicably, "Do you have acne?"
Yan Su'ang suppressed the anger in his chest, and said calmly: "There are fingerprints."
Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "Oh. He probably swung him when he was about to call you."
"You called me... he hit you?" Yan Su'ang smashed the words Jia Zhiqing countless times in his heart.
Xiaobai saw his anger, and quickly explained: "No. He just doesn't want you to pick him up. He didn't mean it. Don't be angry with him."
Seeing his anxious eyes, Yan Su'ang forced the corners of his mouth, and said each word: "I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all. I don't have the slightest intention to tear him apart."
Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, "Well, that's good."
For the sake of Jia Zhiqing being his cousin, Gao Qin finally interrupted this dangerous topic and asked, "How is he now, is he alright?"
Xiaobai said: "Well, it's okay. Even the director is taking care of him."
The harmonious atmosphere was interrupted strangely.
Yan Su'ang touched his nose, his eyes were full of gloating.
Gao Qin stared at him, and said coldly: "Who said that it would be good for an outsider like Lian Juexiu to be a coachman?"
Yan Su'ang spread his hands and said: "When a person becomes enthusiastic, the Arctic Ocean can't freeze it. You have to understand Lian Juexiu's spirit of learning from Lei Feng and taking the initiative to invite Ying."
"It was you who instigated it."
"I'm just talking about the facts. Jia Zhiqing doesn't want to see you and doesn't want to bother me, so I can only find him. How do I know that he will be a nanny after being a coachman?"
Gao Qin stood up suddenly.
Yan Su'ang knowingly asked, "Where are you going?"
"Catch rape."
Yan Su'ang rolled his eyes, and immediately stood up and said, "We're going too."
"You?" Gao Qin frowned, but when his eyes met the calculating smile on his face, he knew it immediately. "You can go, but if there are any bloody scenes that cause someone's fear and obstacles to the future, so that someone else can only be a toad that can't eat swans for the rest of their lives, don't blame me for not reminding you in advance."
Bloody scene
Some bad images related to the blood-stained bed sheets automatically appeared in Yan Su'ang's mind.
From Lian Juexiu's state of obsession when he was making movies, it can be seen how complete the bestiality is preserved in him. In this way, Jia Zhiqing's chance of surviving is indeed too small, and the chance of no bones remaining is too great.
Originally, I wanted to use the two of them as teaching materials, so that Xiaobai could understand that men and men can also have feelings for each other. But thinking about it now, this textbook is very likely to be negative.
While he was swaying left and right there alone, Gao Qin had already opened the door and walked out quickly. He didn't expect to see a cousin whose lower body was dripping with blood, biting the bed sheet and crying aggrievedly.
Because asking Jia Zhiqing to do this kind of thing...it's too unaesthetic.
Every time after a ticket is issued, the car can maintain extreme tranquility.
Lian Juexiu, Xiaobai, and Jia Zhiqing, who was unconscious or in a coma, squeezed into the smelly car and finally came downstairs to Xiaobai's house.
The moment of parking.
Xiaobai and Lianjuexiu seemed to let out a sigh of relief at the same time.
Lian Juexiu looked back at Jia Zhiqing who was lying soundly asleep in the filth, and the lustful thoughts in his heart disappeared in an instant. For the first time, he felt that there was nothing difficult about Liu Xiahui. As long as he has seen that person put on Jia Zhiqing's current appearance, he will definitely reach the realm of Taoism in an instant.
"Uh, if there's nothing else, I'll just..." Lian Jue Xiuxiu was about to find a place to clean the car from head to toe, when Xiaobai opened the rear door and waved to him, "I'll grab my feet, you grab my feet." Hands, let's carry it up together."
Lian Juexiu looked at the pile of yellow and white mixture, resisted the surging stomach acid and said, "Why did I grab my hands?"
"Because it's heavier over there."
Lian Juexiu compared each other's body shapes and could only silently accept the proposal.
He jumped out of the car, opened the door on the other side, grabbed each limb, and was about to pull in his direction.
Jia Zhiqing struggled uncomfortably.
"Wait." Lian Juexiu stopped the dismemberment action that might have the effect of pulling and breaking in time, "How about I do it alone?"
Xiao Bai nodded directly and closed the door.
…
Lian Juexiu resignedly dragged Jia Zhiqing out.
The stench came out violently, and the difficulty was comparable to that of stealing corpses.
Lian Juexiu held his breath, gritted his teeth, hugged him horizontally, and rushed up without looking back.
Xiaobai wanted to catch up, but the phone in his pocket rang at the right time.
The narrow staircase is like a witch's castle, spiraling without end.
Lian Juexiu held his breath, took three steps in parallel, rushed to the top floor, then threw Jia Zhiqing to the corner, lying on the railing panting heavily.
If he had known that he would come here to work as a driver and porter, he would have preferred to be annoyed to death by reporters on the set.
At least they don't stink that much.
After waiting for about three minutes, Xiaobai's figure still did not appear.
Lian Juexiu became impatient.
Even if you're on crutches, you should be able to get there by now, right
He couldn't help shouting down: "Xiaobai!"
There was a rumbling sound in the corridor.
Before he could hear Xiao Bai's answer, the door on the top floor was slammed open from the inside out.
A muscular man with a fleshy face poked his head out from inside and yelled viciously: "Who? Who disturbed my sleep?!" As he spoke, he slowly stretched out an arm and bent it upwards. One by one arched.
…
Lian Juexiu gasped.
If this sentence is placed in the background of ancient China, it is Xianxia, and the development of the story is that a monster just woke up from a deep sleep.
If this sentence is placed in the ancient Western background, it is fantasy. The development of the story is that a dragon has just woken up from a deep sleep.
But looking at the current situation, the above developments are of course useless.
Lian Juexiu analyzed based on his many years of experience as a director, the following plot is definitely a scholar meets a hooligan, there is no reason to talk about it.
He immediately looked down at his toes, trying to make himself invisible and invisible again.
"Hey, did you scream and scream here just now?" The muscular man obviously didn't intend to let him go on like this.
Lian Juexiu quickly raised his head, shaking his head like a rattle, "It's not me. Uh, it's actually him!" He pointed at Jia Zhiqing who was huddled in the corner.
"Him?" The muscular man looked suspiciously at the figure lying on the ground like a pile of mud.
"Yes, yes, yes." Lian Juexiu's head immediately nodded again, "Because he was here just now, screaming and drinking madly, so I couldn't help knocking him out. The problem has been solved. You Just go on sleeping."
The muscular man looked at him for a while, then suddenly said, "Aren't you fooling me?"
Lian Juexiu was startled. Generally speaking, a person who usually looks like him shouldn't be able to turn his head so fast. But he quickly denied it: "Of course not."
The muscular man raised his eyebrows upside down, "Don't look at my well-developed limbs and think that my mind is simple!"
"Absolutely not." From what he said, Lian Juexiu analyzed that he is a man with well-developed limbs and a simple mind.
Sure enough, the muscular man proudly said: "I have tested IQ, and I have sixty points! Pass."
…
Lian Juexiu said sincerely: "Very few people can get this score, you are really amazing."
The muscular man was indeed more proud.
Lianjue Xiuqian stood up and apologized.
"Okay, I'm going to sleep, you can continue to scream."
Lian Juexiu immediately said: "It's not me, it's him."
The muscular man looked at him narrowly, "Hey, you're very clever, I didn't fool you."
Lian Juexiu laughed dryly. If he was fooled by someone with an IQ of sixty, he would change his name to Lien Fifty-Nine.
The muscular man said suddenly: "But, I still think you are lying to me."
"Uh, why?"
"Because you don't look like a nice person."
…
The phone rang suddenly, and Lian Jue Xiufei picked it up in a hurry, and said quickly: "No matter what it is, I will answer this opportunity to call you!"
third floor.
With Jia Zhiqing on his back, Lian Juexiu opened the door with the key he found in his pocket, and after entering, he slammed it behind his back.
Jia Zhiqing grunted, put his arms around his neck, found a more comfortable position, and continued to fall asleep.
Lian Juexiu threw the key on the table casually, hugged the man across his chest with his backhand, then stumbled into the bathroom, and tiptoed into the bathtub.
Jia Zhiqing twisted his body.
The clothes on her body were all crumpled, and the t-shirt was half-tucked up on her chest, revealing the red beans on her left breast, standing gracefully on her fair skin, like strawberries on a cream cake, exuding sweet temptation, ready to be picked.
Lian Juexiu's jaw clenched, he immediately took off his coat, and closed the bathroom door smoothly.
Xiaobai hurriedly felt Imat.
Yan Su'ang still stayed in Ma Rui's office and refused to leave.
Gao Qin said helplessly: "Are you really going to make it public?"
"If Xiaobai agrees."
Gao Qin raised his eyebrows, "Then I'm relieved."
Yan Su'ang smiled nonchalantly: "Don't worry, I will get the permit soon."
Gao Qin looked at his watch, "Since the phone call just now, he should be here soon."
Yan Su'ang pointed towards the door with his chin.
"What are you doing?"
"Aren't you going out?"
Gao Qin said, "This seems to be Imart."
Yan Su'ang smiled and said, "Are you sure you want me to go out?"
"Our security guards here are not vegetarians." Gao Qin said slowly, "It's impossible to snatch someone from their ten fingers."
Just as he was talking, the inside line suddenly rang.
Yan Su'ang pressed the answer button neatly.
The secretary said sweetly, "Xiaobai is here."
Yan Su'ang said in a sweeter voice: "Please come in."
Xiaobai pushed the door open and came in. Gao Qin pointed out the door and said, "Xiaobai, go, wash the bathroom out of the chocolate smell and come back."
Xiao Bai was stunned.
"He's in the period of adolescence, don't pay attention to him." Yan Su'ang stood up, pulled Xiao Bai aside and sat down, and said softly, "How drunk is Jia Zhiqing?"
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"I vomited badly." That smell still lingers in Xiao Bai's breath.
"You..." Yan Su'ang's complexion suddenly changed, and his fingers lightly stroked his cheek, "What's wrong with your face?"
"What?" Xiaobai looked at him inexplicably, "Do you have acne?"
Yan Su'ang suppressed the anger in his chest, and said calmly: "There are fingerprints."
Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "Oh. He probably swung him when he was about to call you."
"You called me... he hit you?" Yan Su'ang smashed the words Jia Zhiqing countless times in his heart.
Xiaobai saw his anger, and quickly explained: "No. He just doesn't want you to pick him up. He didn't mean it. Don't be angry with him."
Seeing his anxious eyes, Yan Su'ang forced the corners of his mouth, and said each word: "I'm not angry, I'm not angry at all. I don't have the slightest intention to tear him apart."
Xiaobai breathed a sigh of relief, "Well, that's good."
For the sake of Jia Zhiqing being his cousin, Gao Qin finally interrupted this dangerous topic and asked, "How is he now, is he alright?"
Xiaobai said: "Well, it's okay. Even the director is taking care of him."
The harmonious atmosphere was interrupted strangely.
Yan Su'ang touched his nose, his eyes were full of gloating.
Gao Qin stared at him, and said coldly: "Who said that it would be good for an outsider like Lian Juexiu to be a coachman?"
Yan Su'ang spread his hands and said: "When a person becomes enthusiastic, the Arctic Ocean can't freeze it. You have to understand Lian Juexiu's spirit of learning from Lei Feng and taking the initiative to invite Ying."
"It was you who instigated it."
"I'm just talking about the facts. Jia Zhiqing doesn't want to see you and doesn't want to bother me, so I can only find him. How do I know that he will be a nanny after being a coachman?"
Gao Qin stood up suddenly.
Yan Su'ang knowingly asked, "Where are you going?"
"Catch rape."
Yan Su'ang rolled his eyes, and immediately stood up and said, "We're going too."
"You?" Gao Qin frowned, but when his eyes met the calculating smile on his face, he knew it immediately. "You can go, but if there are any bloody scenes that cause someone's fear and obstacles to the future, so that someone else can only be a toad that can't eat swans for the rest of their lives, don't blame me for not reminding you in advance."
Bloody scene
Some bad images related to the blood-stained bed sheets automatically appeared in Yan Su'ang's mind.
From Lian Juexiu's state of obsession when he was making movies, it can be seen how complete the bestiality is preserved in him. In this way, Jia Zhiqing's chance of surviving is indeed too small, and the chance of no bones remaining is too great.
Originally, I wanted to use the two of them as teaching materials, so that Xiaobai could understand that men and men can also have feelings for each other. But thinking about it now, this textbook is very likely to be negative.
While he was swaying left and right there alone, Gao Qin had already opened the door and walked out quickly. He didn't expect to see a cousin whose lower body was dripping with blood, biting the bed sheet and crying aggrievedly.
Because asking Jia Zhiqing to do this kind of thing...it's too unaesthetic.