Zhu Tai's question went round and round, and then turned back to Xiaobai.
"I think all the white fans sitting in front of the TV are very curious, when was Xiaobai's first love?" In fact, he wanted to ask whether his first love was a man or a woman.
The corner of Yan Su'ang's mouth moved slightly, but he didn't respond. Because of this question, he was also very curious.
Xiaobai said: "Is first love the first time in love?"
Zhu Tai nodded like pounding garlic.
Xiaobai said: "No."
Yan Suang was very satisfied with this answer.
Zhu Tai was very dissatisfied, "Is there no secret love?"
Xiaobai said: "This, yes."
Zhu Tai was satisfied.
Yan Suang was very dissatisfied. Although he couldn't interfere with Xiaobai's life before he met him, he still felt depressed knowing that Xiaobai had been attracted to others.
Zhu Tai smiled and said, "Who is it?"
"I talked about this with Zhiqing and Brother Xiong before." Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "In the end they all agreed that I had a crush on Chang'e."
…
Zhu Tai said awkwardly, "Is it because you are a pig?"
Xiaobai said: "Because Chang'e can attract free pigs." In this way, you can do business without capital.
…
Yan Su'ang considered whether to buy a pigsty in order to house his cute little white pig.
The time of the program is limited, although Zhu Tai still has many questions to discuss with Xiaobai, but time waits for no one, he can only stop when enough is enough.
After the show, he even exchanged phone numbers with Xiaobai.
Yan Su'ang was vigilant in his heart, and said with a smile: "Why do you only want Xiaobai's number and not ours?"
Zhu Taidao: "Everyone in the circle knows that the mobile phone number of the Great God is not given casually."
Yan Su'ang wanted to say something, but seeing that Xiaobai had already written it on the note, he had no choice but to give up.
After Zhu Tai left, Yan Su'ang said to Xiaobai in a low voice: "Don't give your phone number to outsiders casually in the future."
Xiaobai said, "I didn't give him his cell phone number."
"Then what you just wrote on the paper is..."
"The phone number at home." He paused, "It's the house I rented."
…
Yan Suang patted his head with a smile, "Good job."
Jia Zhiqing is the only one living in that house now, right? It's okay for him to be harassed anyway.
"How did you come up with the idea of giving him the phone number there?"
Xiaobai said: "Because I don't remember my mobile phone number."
…
Yan Suang nodded with a smile. "You don't have to call yourself anyway, it's okay if you don't remember."
It's better that no one else remembers, so that the only one who calls Xiaobai is himself.
It was already ten o'clock in the evening when we took the rented van back to the hotel.
Xiaobai's room is a double room shared with Jia Zhiqing.
Yan Su'ang looked at the small gap between the two beds unhappily, and when he was about to ask Xiao Bai to live in his big suite, Lian Juexiu suddenly walked in from the outside, "There are reporters in the hotel."
Jia Zhiqing jumped up immediately, tied two extra knots in his pajamas, and looked around warily, "Where is where?"
Lian Juexiu said: "It's a reporter, not a terrorist, so don't be so nervous."
Jia Zhiqing worried: "Will he install a pinhole camera in my room to secretly take pictures of my sex?"
Lianjuexiu said, "What's the use of that?"
…
Jia Zhiqing coughed dryly, "I mean, when he took pictures of Xiaobai, he also swept me along."
Yan Su'ang stared at him, "Then why don't you just buy a spacesuit and wear it to sleep."
Jia Zhiqing automatically shut up.
Yan Suang turned to Lianjuexiu and said, "Do you want to change rooms for Xiaobai?"
…
Jia Zhiqing thought depressingly: Great God, don't you have the same worry
Lianjuexiu said: "I'm not worried about the pinhole camera in the room. After all, this hotel has hosted many important people, so the security facilities should be fine. I'm more worried about them staying and taking pictures of something."
Although he didn't say what it was, everyone present knew who had that thing most in his heart.
Yan Suang raised his eyebrows and said, "What are you all looking at me for?"
Lian Jue Xiudao: "Anyway, if you don't read it today, you can see the headlines on the front page of the magazine tomorrow."
Yan Su'ang said: "Don't tell me I will definitely be photographed, okay?"
Lianjuexiu asked, "Do you want to bet?"
"..." Yan Suang sighed, "Your trick is very old-fashioned." Isn't it just to make him discipline himself through the game? "What bet?"
Lianjuexiu said: "If I lose, I will wash ten pairs of socks for you. If you lose, you will wash ten pairs of underwear for me."
Jia Zhiqing said with emotion: "It turns out that the socks of the Great God are as smelly as Lian Juexiu's underwear."
…
Yan Su'ang's eyes turned cold.
Jia Zhiqing immediately lowered his head and said, "I mean, it turns out that Lian Juexiu's underwear smells worse than the socks of the Great God."
…
Lianjuexiu said: "I've been struggling recently."
Thinking of the unpaid salary, Jia Zhiqing lost his momentum, "In fact, your underwear and socks are much more fragrant than my towels."
Xiaobai said: "This is the truth."
…
Yan Su'ang suddenly laughed and said, "I want to change the bet."
Lian Juexiu asked warily, "What do you want in exchange?"
"If I lose, I will wash a hundred pairs of underwear and a hundred pairs of socks for you."
Such a big deal
Lian Juexiu became more cautious about his next bet. "What if I lose?"
Yan Su'ang glanced at Jia Zhiqing, smiled and said: "Just you and Jia Zhiqing, let's do the fake show and make a formal relationship."
…
Jia Zhiqing protested, "Why did you put me together with a hundred pairs of underwear and a hundred pairs of socks?"
He paused, and then said: "No, why should his bet have something to do with me?"
Lian Juexiu nodded and said, "I also think this bet is too mean."
…
Jia Zhiqing was silent and speechless, only a thousand lines of tears.
Why is it always him who gets hurt? !
Yan Su'ang dragged Lian Juexiu to the bathroom and closed the door.
"Actually," Yan Su'ang smiled confidently, "Isn't Jia Zhiqing a pretty good wife?"
Lian Juexiu was stunned and said, "You want to empathize with someone else?"
"I heard that Aunt Lian likes him very much."
"I don't know what my mother thinks." Lian Juexiu was both happy and sad. "At the beginning, my mother has some opinions on him. She thinks his image is not satisfactory."
Yan Su'ang thought, Aunt Lian is a reserved person.
Lian Juexiu continued: "But after he put down his bangs and changed into that plaid suit, she thought he could still look."
Yan Su'ang thought, Aunt Lian's rhetoric is not only subtle, but also sharp to the point.
"After getting along for a while, she thought he was a good person. Apart from being a little lazy, he was filial, enthusiastic, and very clever. Although he was greedy for petty money, he had insightful views on many serious matters."
Yan Su'ang asked curiously: "On what business is he very insightful?" It's hard to imagine that Jia Zhiqing would have a very insightful day, he always thought that he could only see the world with his eyes, and turned to face the wall.
Lian Juexiu thought for a while and said, "Uh, for example, some feminist issues. My mother is a feminist."
…
Both of them felt that this topic was very cold.
"Juexiu." Yan Su'ang patted him on the shoulder suddenly, "You're not young anymore, it's time to settle down."
Lian Juexiu asked embarrassingly, "Have you been possessed by my mother's soul?"
"I'm serious." He coughed dryly, "Think about it. When you came out, your mother almost bought the Italian Mafia to kill you. Now she finally changed her mind and accepted your sexuality. If you It was revealed that Jia Zhiqing was just a cover-up..."
He gestured with his eyes, please imagine the result for yourself.
Lian Juexiu couldn't help shivering.
"You can also see that even Auntie now regards Jia Zhiqing as her future daughter-in-law."
Lian Juexiu said honestly, "I didn't see it."
Yan Su'ang said angrily: "If it wasn't for the future daughter-in-law, would she run to the hospital all day long? Didn't she bribe the Italian Mafia to kill him long ago?"
…
Lian Juexiu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Don't make it sound like my mom buying Italian mafia is like buying pasta."
Yan Su'ang said: "That's what you said at the beginning."
Lian Juexiu automatically skipped this topic and said: "Okay. Even if my mother regards him as a daughter-in-law, but there are unpredictable things in the sky, and people have good and bad times. Who stipulates that I can't break up with him? Wait for my mother When I go back to the United States, I can just find a reason to say that we broke up?"
Yan Su'ang said: "And then waited for her to come back from the United States? Then in the process of reconciling you, I accidentally discovered the truth of the matter..."
Lian Juexiu looked at him strangely, "What are you trying to say?"
Yan Su'ang put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Have you ever thought about... the fake show is real."
"I haven't thought about it." Lian Juexiu replied very quickly.
"Then you can think about it from now on." Yan Suang coaxed, "Think about it, if you settle down, even your aunt will leave all the worries about your diet and daily life to Jia Zhiqing. Even if something happens, she I will only contact Jia Zhiqing. Then you will... "
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Lian Juexiu was immediately drawn out a beautiful blueprint, "Liberated."
Yan Su'ang added another spoonful of oil, "And your underwear and socks have been washed for you."
Lian Juexiu suddenly said: "You say so much, but you want me to make this bet with you."
Yan Su'ang did not deny it.
"And the reason why you want to make this bet with me..." The corner of Lian Juexiu's mouth twitched, "It's to throw Jia Zhiqing out, so that I don't have to fight Xiaobai with you all the time."
Yan Su'ang patted his shoulder vigorously, "Brother."
Lian Juexiu squinted at him, "But why am I that trash can?"
"Do you think Jia Zhiqing is rubbish?"
Lian Juexiu said with conscience, "...it's okay."
"Then you are not a trash can."
"It's not a trash can, it's like a shelter."
"Be honest." Yan Su'ang resorted to his trump card, "You really have no intention of throwing him down."
Lian Juexiu suffocated and said: "There used to be..."
"That's right. Now it's time to turn a one-night stand into a one-night stand." Yan Su'ang began to plan the blueprint again, "And the one-night stand has to go out to hunt often. The night stand is so good, as soon as you go home, someone will cover the bed, etc. Come back." He paused, "You haven't gone hunting for a long time, have you?"
Lian Juexiu said angrily, "My mother is here, how can I get out..."
"As long as you take care of Jia Zhiqing, this tormenting day will be over." Yan Su'ang's eyes lit up. And his better days are not far away.
Lian Juexiu pondered for a long time before saying, "Even if I agree to the bet, you have to be able to win."
"No problem." Yan Su'ang laughed very, very deeply.
Zhu Tai's question went round and round, and then turned back to Xiaobai.
"I think all the white fans sitting in front of the TV are very curious, when was Xiaobai's first love?" In fact, he wanted to ask whether his first love was a man or a woman.
The corner of Yan Su'ang's mouth moved slightly, but he didn't respond. Because of this question, he was also very curious.
Xiaobai said: "Is first love the first time in love?"
Zhu Tai nodded like pounding garlic.
Xiaobai said: "No."
Yan Suang was very satisfied with this answer.
Zhu Tai was very dissatisfied, "Is there no secret love?"
Xiaobai said: "This, yes."
Zhu Tai was satisfied.
Yan Suang was very dissatisfied. Although he couldn't interfere with Xiaobai's life before he met him, he still felt depressed knowing that Xiaobai had been attracted to others.
Zhu Tai smiled and said, "Who is it?"
"I talked about this with Zhiqing and Brother Xiong before." Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "In the end they all agreed that I had a crush on Chang'e."
…
Zhu Tai said awkwardly, "Is it because you are a pig?"
Xiaobai said: "Because Chang'e can attract free pigs." In this way, you can do business without capital.
…
Yan Su'ang considered whether to buy a pigsty in order to house his cute little white pig.
The time of the program is limited, although Zhu Tai still has many questions to discuss with Xiaobai, but time waits for no one, he can only stop when enough is enough.
After the show, he even exchanged phone numbers with Xiaobai.
Yan Su'ang was vigilant in his heart, and said with a smile: "Why do you only want Xiaobai's number and not ours?"
Zhu Taidao: "Everyone in the circle knows that the mobile phone number of the Great God is not given casually."
Yan Su'ang wanted to say something, but seeing that Xiaobai had already written it on the note, he had no choice but to give up.
After Zhu Tai left, Yan Su'ang said to Xiaobai in a low voice: "Don't give your phone number to outsiders casually in the future."
Xiaobai said, "I didn't give him his cell phone number."
"Then what you just wrote on the paper is..."
"The phone number at home." He paused, "It's the house I rented."
…
Yan Suang patted his head with a smile, "Good job."
Jia Zhiqing is the only one living in that house now, right? It's okay for him to be harassed anyway.
"How did you come up with the idea of giving him the phone number there?"
Xiaobai said: "Because I don't remember my mobile phone number."
…
Yan Suang nodded with a smile. "You don't have to call yourself anyway, it's okay if you don't remember."
It's better that no one else remembers, so that the only one who calls Xiaobai is himself.
It was already ten o'clock in the evening when we took the rented van back to the hotel.
Xiaobai's room is a double room shared with Jia Zhiqing.
Yan Su'ang looked at the small gap between the two beds unhappily, and when he was about to ask Xiao Bai to live in his big suite, Lian Juexiu suddenly walked in from the outside, "There are reporters in the hotel."
Jia Zhiqing jumped up immediately, tied two extra knots in his pajamas, and looked around warily, "Where is where?"
Lian Juexiu said: "It's a reporter, not a terrorist, so don't be so nervous."
Jia Zhiqing worried: "Will he install a pinhole camera in my room to secretly take pictures of my sex?"
Lianjuexiu said, "What's the use of that?"
…
Jia Zhiqing coughed dryly, "I mean, when he took pictures of Xiaobai, he also swept me along."
Yan Su'ang stared at him, "Then why don't you just buy a spacesuit and wear it to sleep."
Jia Zhiqing automatically shut up.
Yan Suang turned to Lianjuexiu and said, "Do you want to change rooms for Xiaobai?"
…
Jia Zhiqing thought depressingly: Great God, don't you have the same worry
Lianjuexiu said: "I'm not worried about the pinhole camera in the room. After all, this hotel has hosted many important people, so the security facilities should be fine. I'm more worried about them staying and taking pictures of something."
Although he didn't say what it was, everyone present knew who had that thing most in his heart.
Yan Suang raised his eyebrows and said, "What are you all looking at me for?"
Lian Jue Xiudao: "Anyway, if you don't read it today, you can see the headlines on the front page of the magazine tomorrow."
Yan Su'ang said: "Don't tell me I will definitely be photographed, okay?"
Lianjuexiu asked, "Do you want to bet?"
"..." Yan Suang sighed, "Your trick is very old-fashioned." Isn't it just to make him discipline himself through the game? "What bet?"
Lianjuexiu said: "If I lose, I will wash ten pairs of socks for you. If you lose, you will wash ten pairs of underwear for me."
Jia Zhiqing said with emotion: "It turns out that the socks of the Great God are as smelly as Lian Juexiu's underwear."
…
Yan Su'ang's eyes turned cold.
Jia Zhiqing immediately lowered his head and said, "I mean, it turns out that Lian Juexiu's underwear smells worse than the socks of the Great God."
…
Lianjuexiu said: "I've been struggling recently."
Thinking of the unpaid salary, Jia Zhiqing lost his momentum, "In fact, your underwear and socks are much more fragrant than my towels."
Xiaobai said: "This is the truth."
…
Yan Su'ang suddenly laughed and said, "I want to change the bet."
Lian Juexiu asked warily, "What do you want in exchange?"
"If I lose, I will wash a hundred pairs of underwear and a hundred pairs of socks for you."
Such a big deal
Lian Juexiu became more cautious about his next bet. "What if I lose?"
Yan Su'ang glanced at Jia Zhiqing, smiled and said: "Just you and Jia Zhiqing, let's do the fake show and make a formal relationship."
…
Jia Zhiqing protested, "Why did you put me together with a hundred pairs of underwear and a hundred pairs of socks?"
He paused, and then said: "No, why should his bet have something to do with me?"
Lian Juexiu nodded and said, "I also think this bet is too mean."
…
Jia Zhiqing was silent and speechless, only a thousand lines of tears.
Why is it always him who gets hurt? !
Yan Su'ang dragged Lian Juexiu to the bathroom and closed the door.
"Actually," Yan Su'ang smiled confidently, "Isn't Jia Zhiqing a pretty good wife?"
Lian Juexiu was stunned and said, "You want to empathize with someone else?"
"I heard that Aunt Lian likes him very much."
"I don't know what my mother thinks." Lian Juexiu was both happy and sad. "At the beginning, my mother has some opinions on him. She thinks his image is not satisfactory."
Yan Su'ang thought, Aunt Lian is a reserved person.
Lian Juexiu continued: "But after he put down his bangs and changed into that plaid suit, she thought he could still look."
Yan Su'ang thought, Aunt Lian's rhetoric is not only subtle, but also sharp to the point.
"After getting along for a while, she thought he was a good person. Apart from being a little lazy, he was filial, enthusiastic, and very clever. Although he was greedy for petty money, he had insightful views on many serious matters."
Yan Su'ang asked curiously: "On what business is he very insightful?" It's hard to imagine that Jia Zhiqing would have a very insightful day, he always thought that he could only see the world with his eyes, and turned to face the wall.
Lian Juexiu thought for a while and said, "Uh, for example, some feminist issues. My mother is a feminist."
…
Both of them felt that this topic was very cold.
"Juexiu." Yan Su'ang patted him on the shoulder suddenly, "You're not young anymore, it's time to settle down."
Lian Juexiu asked embarrassingly, "Have you been possessed by my mother's soul?"
"I'm serious." He coughed dryly, "Think about it. When you came out, your mother almost bought the Italian Mafia to kill you. Now she finally changed her mind and accepted your sexuality. If you It was revealed that Jia Zhiqing was just a cover-up..."
He gestured with his eyes, please imagine the result for yourself.
Lian Juexiu couldn't help shivering.
"You can also see that even Auntie now regards Jia Zhiqing as her future daughter-in-law."
Lian Juexiu said honestly, "I didn't see it."
Yan Su'ang said angrily: "If it wasn't for the future daughter-in-law, would she run to the hospital all day long? Didn't she bribe the Italian Mafia to kill him long ago?"
…
Lian Juexiu wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and said, "Don't make it sound like my mom buying Italian mafia is like buying pasta."
Yan Su'ang said: "That's what you said at the beginning."
Lian Juexiu automatically skipped this topic and said: "Okay. Even if my mother regards him as a daughter-in-law, but there are unpredictable things in the sky, and people have good and bad times. Who stipulates that I can't break up with him? Wait for my mother When I go back to the United States, I can just find a reason to say that we broke up?"
Yan Su'ang said: "And then waited for her to come back from the United States? Then in the process of reconciling you, I accidentally discovered the truth of the matter..."
Lian Juexiu looked at him strangely, "What are you trying to say?"
Yan Su'ang put his arm around his shoulders and said, "Have you ever thought about... the fake show is real."
"I haven't thought about it." Lian Juexiu replied very quickly.
"Then you can think about it from now on." Yan Suang coaxed, "Think about it, if you settle down, even your aunt will leave all the worries about your diet and daily life to Jia Zhiqing. Even if something happens, she I will only contact Jia Zhiqing. Then you will... "
Lian Juexiu was immediately drawn out a beautiful blueprint, "Liberated."
Yan Su'ang added another spoonful of oil, "And your underwear and socks have been washed for you."
Lian Juexiu suddenly said: "You say so much, but you want me to make this bet with you."
Yan Su'ang did not deny it.
"And the reason why you want to make this bet with me..." The corner of Lian Juexiu's mouth twitched, "It's to throw Jia Zhiqing out, so that I don't have to fight Xiaobai with you all the time."
Yan Su'ang patted his shoulder vigorously, "Brother."
Lian Juexiu squinted at him, "But why am I that trash can?"
"Do you think Jia Zhiqing is rubbish?"
Lian Juexiu said with conscience, "...it's okay."
"Then you are not a trash can."
"It's not a trash can, it's like a shelter."
"Be honest." Yan Su'ang resorted to his trump card, "You really have no intention of throwing him down."
Lian Juexiu suffocated and said: "There used to be..."
"That's right. Now it's time to turn a one-night stand into a one-night stand." Yan Su'ang began to plan the blueprint again, "And the one-night stand has to go out to hunt often. The night stand is so good, as soon as you go home, someone will cover the bed, etc. Come back." He paused, "You haven't gone hunting for a long time, have you?"
Lian Juexiu said angrily, "My mother is here, how can I get out..."
"As long as you take care of Jia Zhiqing, this tormenting day will be over." Yan Su'ang's eyes lit up. And his better days are not far away.
Lian Juexiu pondered for a long time before saying, "Even if I agree to the bet, you have to be able to win."
"No problem." Yan Su'ang laughed very, very deeply.