The storm after the exposure of the second episode:
There is no impenetrable wall in the world.
The matter between Yan Su'ang and Xiaobai was finally a hole dug by the media.
The covers of major magazines have posted photos of the two happily selling pork in a pork shop. Even a blind man can see the turbulent tide of love between the two.
Yan Su'ang, who was filming in the United States, rushed back as soon as he got the news.
Even Juexiu didn't pounce on him at that time.
"Master, I know you're in a hurry." The taxi driver drove out of the airport calmly, "But, even if you squeeze my arm into a lotus root, the car won't speed up."
"Really?" Yan Su'ang raised his hand.
The driver stomped on his feet in pain. The gas pedal whizzed down, the speed whizzed up, and the car whizzed away.
Outside the Xiongxiong pork shop, passers-by wandered.
suddenly—
A taxi arrived in a storm, setting off a stormy sea, causing girls in miniskirts on both sides of the street to scream.
The wind blows.
The taxi doors opened, the pork shop doors opened.
Xiao Bai just squatted on the ground like that, mopping the floor silently, his bangs were sticking wetly to his forehead, and there were two obvious blushes on his face.
Yan Su'ang's heart throbbed, the name slipped from his mouth twice, but he couldn't say it.
Xiaobai raised his head, his tired and dazed eyes became brighter after seeing the person, "Ang."
Yan Su'ang rushed forward, crouched down and wrapped him tightly in his arms.
"sorry… "
Thinking of how he took good care of Xiaobai, who was usually reluctant to say even serious words, was exhausted under the bombardment of the media, his heart was numb with pain.
"Sorry for what?" Xiaobai was stunned, and then frowned, "Could it be that you cheated on me?"
"Of course not!" Yan Su'ang hugged him even tighter, so that he could experience the anger he felt for his distrust in return. But in the end, grasp this measure, for fear of hurting him. "There must be a lot of reporters here today."
"Yeah!" Xiao Bai suddenly became excited, "I bought all the pork."
…
He guessed the beginning, but not the ending.
Yan Su'ang let him go slowly, and said calmly: "Can you explain it more clearly?"
Xiaobai said: "Because many reporters came, the store was blocked. So Brother Gao Qin asked them to line up one by one, buy ten catties of pork, and answer a question."
…
Sure enough, it was something Gao Qinjia Xiaobai would do.
"Then what did you ask today?"
"Well. Someone asked me if you and I were really together."
Yan Suang said: "Then how did you answer?"
Xiaobai said: "I said you are in America, not together."
…
"anything else?"
"And do we live together? I said you live in an American hotel."
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"How far have you and I developed. I said you drive a lot and rarely walk."
…
Yan Su'ang said: "So the pork is sold out?"
"Yeah." Xiaobai nodded happily, "I've discussed it with my little starling and asked him to deliver more goods tomorrow."
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Yan Su'ang brushed aside the bangs on his forehead, sighed, took out his mobile phone from his pocket, dialed the number and said: "I entrust you with the matter, I want to modify the content... let the reporters come more violently."
The third new guy in the extra episode:
Since Jia Zhiqing was coaxed and kidnapped by Lian Juexiulian and threatened to go to the United States, the pork shop has become even more busy.
So under Yan Suang's repeated urging, Xiaobai finally decided to invite someone.
The popularity of Xiongxiong Pork Shop in this city is definitely no less than that of IBM, so when the job advertisement is popular on the Internet, cover letters immediately flood in.
Because there were too many people, Yan Su'ang and Xiaobai had no choice but to recruit Gao Qin and Feng Yalun, and each of them cut out a quarter of the selection.
The final selection results are as follows:
Yan Su'ang: 8.
Gao Qin: 1.
Xiaobai: 123.
Aaron Feng: 12.
…
Yan Su'ang saw how heavy the box was carried by Xiaobai, and then carried out again, wiped his face and said, "Did you see it?" I didn't expect Xiaobai to be lazy. But stealing can't be traced. It is not very good to find two random letters to deal with.
Xiaobai said: "I read every one of them."
Gao Qin said, "Do you think they are all very good?"
Xiaobai nodded and said, "Yeah." He began to explain one by one, "I was the class monitor in elementary school. I won the recitation competition participation award in middle school. I won six big red flowers in kindergarten... "
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123 divided by 3, 41 per person, fair enough.
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A total of 27 were selected in the end, and then cross-selected with each other, leaving 3.
Gao Qin nodded and said, "These are really good."
Feng Yalun said: "Then let's have an interview."
An undergraduate student majoring in English at a prestigious university.
English level eight, Japanese level one.
The interviewer was Yan Suang.
Gao Qin and Feng Yalun listened to the government behind the curtain.
As soon as he sat down, the man began to chatter.
A minute later, Yan Su'ang didn't say anything, and the man left by himself.
Going back in time, the English translation of the person just now into Chinese is as follows:
I am a loyal fan of Xiaobai. Xiaobai is so cute, with watery eyes and red mouth, every time I see it, I can't wait to kiss him. It's a pity that a flower is stuck on the cow dung. Alas, how could he fall in love with you? You can't be like this even if your eyes are covered with gum. Oh, of course the cute Xiaobai will never have eye mucus. Ugh, damn it, I know I screwed up this interview, but I'm not giving up. Oh, it makes me sick to see you. I won't talk to you anymore, so I won't be able to eat. I am leaving.
Listening to the laughter of Feng Yalun and Gao Qin behind the curtain, Yan Su'ang tore his resume into pieces with a blank expression.
Next up, Turtle Graduate.
The interviewer is Gao Qin.
But the other party just walked in and walked out, muttering loudly: "Ah, where is the master? Where is Feng Yalun? Where is Xiaobai? Why is he an Ojisang!"
…
Yan Suang beat the table desperately behind.
The next one is an elite of a well-known enterprise.
In view of the lessons learned from the past, Aaron Feng said straightforwardly as soon as he sat down: "Our monthly salary is 1,200 yuan a month, and bonuses are paid every month based on the business situation of the shop and your performance. We work forty hours a week. There is half a month of annual leave at the end of the year. Is there any problem?"
"So what about the year-end dividend?" Elite pushed his glasses and said, "And with the current popularity of the pork shop, you should consider listing. I think it has great market potential. Of course, if it is successfully listed, I hope I can get a certain amount of money." shares and the position of vice chairman of the board of directors... blah blah blah.”
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Yan Su'ang, Feng Yalun and Gao Qin sat in the room, looking at each other silently.
Xiaobai pushed the door open and came in, "Have you hired anyone yet?"
Yan Suang shook his head slowly.
"Great." Xiaobai smiled, "I've hired it."
…
Yan Su'ang warned: "What did he apply for?"
Xiaobai said: "No. He said he will get married at the end of the year and wants a stable job."
Yan Su'ang was relieved. Wanting to get married means that you have no unreasonable thoughts about Xiaobai.
Gao Qin said, "Then did he say anything about dividends, shares, and chairmanship?"
Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "Oh, he said he would hand out a lollipop every day."
Gao Qin and Feng Yalun: "..."
Yan Su'ang said slowly: "Has his QQ car been repaired?"
Xiaobai said: "It was good at first, but now it was towed away by a trailer."
Yan Su'ang said, "Still bumping into a telegraph pole?"
Xiaobai said: "He changed a bumper."
Yan Su'ang: "...I didn't expect the quality of QQ to be pretty good."
Revisiting the Four Old Places
One day, a certain master suddenly thought that he hadn't dated Xiaobai for a long time, so he decided to relive the sweet time back then and take Xiaobai on a tour of Night Lake.
It's just that he forgot one more thing before going - reservations.
So when we arrived, we saw only one boat again.
Convertible boat.
Xiaobai greeted the boatman: "We are here again."
The boatman happily helped them onto the boat, and then said mysteriously, "My boat has been refitted."
Yan Su'ang said, "Have you removed the Ferrari's engine?"
The boatman said, "That's so boring. In fact, I installed a canopy."
Yan Suang was pleased. He finally understood that the roadster was just a convertible, not a canopy. "Where's the canopy?"
The boatman said, "Look behind you."
…
Yan Su'ang said: "Where do I press, will they rise automatically?"
The boatman said: "This is voice-activated. You just need to say 'sheng'."
Yan Su'ang: "..."
Xiaobai called out curiously: "Sheng."
The boatman stopped the boat, walked to the stern, and shouted "ta da ta da" and covered their heads with an oversized poncho made of several raincoats.
Xiaobai applauded: "It's so advanced."
…
Yan Su'ang said: "Can you keep silent?"
The boatman said, "Are you sure you don't need me to tell you how to take it back?"
Yan Su'ang: "..."
Xiaobai said: "Take it."
The boatman collected it "tat-tat-tat", and then praised: "You are much smarter than your friend."
Yan Su'ang: "..."