Supreme Medicinal God

Chapter 185: Wiping my butt feels uncomfortable

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"Three liang of skullcap, two liang of licorice, two liang of peony, twelve jujubes, a bucket of water..."

After taking the prescription from Zhao Rihua and glancing at it, Ye Feng judged that Zhao Rihua should have improved this prescription based on the Scutellaria baicalensis Yiwu Decoction recorded in "Treatise on Febrile and Miscellaneous Diseases" by Zhang Zhongjing, a generation of medical sages.

Inflammation in the human body is mostly caused by evil diseases of the Taiyang and Shaoyang meridians, and Scutellaria baicalensis can clear away heat, so it is used to purge fire...

Zhigancao and jujube are sweet and soft, and can harmonize with the taiyin meridian, clearing away heat at the same time without harming the body...

White peony root is sour and astringent, mainly astringent, it can make the fire purge and lose the medicinal effect.

After staring at Fang Zi for a moment, Ye Feng nodded slightly.

He had to admit that this prescription of Scutellaria baicalensis Yiwu Decoction was indeed good. If someone suffered from internal heat and diarrhea, he should be able to recover as before as long as he took one course of treatment.

"Great doctor, have you seen any skills?" Seeing Ye Feng nodding there, Zhao Rihua teased.

The faces of the graduates from Tongren Medical University who followed him also showed expressions of watching a good show.

This recipe is the final product they formed after two years of improvement based on the Scutellaria baicalensis Yiwu Decoction recorded in Zhang Zhongjing's "Treatise on Febrile and Miscellaneous Diseases".

If there were no problems in the clinical trials, they almost all thought this prescription was perfect.

And what exactly causes the elderly and children to have side effects after taking this prescription is what they have been working hard to study. But unfortunately, I haven't found any clues until now.

Maybe Ye Feng is indeed a doctor, but if he can see the clues in such a short period of time, it is definitely a dream.

And if he could see it, then they could just kill him head-on.

"This recipe is really good..."

Ye Feng nodded casually and said with a smile: "This is a more successful improvement on Zhong Jingfang. It is a good prescription for patients suffering from internal heat and diarrhea."

"I can tell it's Zhong Jingfang. It seems you didn't lie. You did study medicine for a few days..."

Zhao Rihua glanced at Ye Feng in surprise when he heard this. After saying a word of praise, he changed the subject and was about to say that Zhong Jing was famous. It's not surprising that you can see that. But before he could say anything, his eyes widened. .

Because at this moment, Ye Feng actually held the prescription with both hands and tore it into pieces of paper with a hiss.

"what are you doing?!"

Seeing this scene, Zhao Rihua was so angry that he blew his nose and stared.

Although he was already familiar with this recipe, it didn't matter whether it was ripped off by Ye Feng or not.

But tearing off the prescription prescribed by a doctor in front of him is the greatest humiliation to a doctor.

"Tear up the waste paper..."

Ye Feng gave Zhao Rihua a strange look and said calmly.

boom!

As soon as he said "waste paper", the fire in Zhao Rihua's heart suddenly jumped up.

Although this prescription has side effects, it is still the hard work of him and these students for two years. Now it is called waste paper by Ye Feng. How can he accept it? !

"Why do you say that the prescription we developed is useless paper?"

"You didn't even get through the door of Ren Medical University, but you tore up the prescriptions developed by us seniors. Do you want to practice?"

Before Zhao Rihua could speak, the young and energetic graduates behind him, who had long been dissatisfied with Yiying Tongren Medical University who had snatched the position of medical director when they first arrived, began to attack Ye Feng with all kinds of words. .

Especially one of them, a big black man, rolled up his sleeves and looked like he was going to fight Ye Feng.

"Don't scare me. With your small body, even ten of you are no match for me..."

After glancing at the big black man, Ye Feng curled his lips disdainfully, and after being half-daunted by the guy, he said in a leisurely manner: "The prescription that has been researched cannot cure diseases, but can actually make people sick. Use it as toilet paper." My butt feels sore, what is it if it’s not waste paper?”

"Can you say that again!"

Zhao Rihua was completely angry. He stepped forward, stared into Ye Feng's eyes and roared.

"Teacher, are your ears not working well?"

Ye Feng blinked, then leaned into Zhao Rihua's ear and said loudly: "Teacher, I said this recipe you studied is so harsh even if you wipe your buttocks..."

Zhao Rihua's whole body began to tremble. He was not a young man, so how could he be deaf.

And on the contrary, in his prime of life, he has sharp ears and eyesight. Ye Feng's roar next to his ear made his eardrums buzz, and there was only one sound left in his ears -

Wiping your butt feels uncomfortable!

"you… "

Zhao Rihua, who was completely angered by Ye Feng, raised his hand tremblingly, ready to slap Ye Feng.

"Teacher, what's wrong with you? Didn't you ask me to say it again?"

Ye Feng touched his nose, looking confused as to why Zhao Rihua was so angry.

"Ye Feng, stop making trouble, apologize to Professor Zhao, and speak clearly."

Seeing that the atmosphere was already tense, and Zhao Rihua, who was always known for his good manners, was ready to hit someone, Jiang Yixue calmly pulled Ye Feng back and smoothed things over.

"I'm right, a prescription that can't cure someone is just waste paper that's not even as good as toilet paper..."

Ye Feng sighed and repeated his conclusion. Seeing that Zhao Rihua was so angry that he was about to find someone to do something to him, he continued unhurriedly: "The efficacy of Scutellaria baicalensis Yiwu Decoction is to remove fire and stop diarrhea. But The prescription you came up with is good for treating adults, but when the elderly and children drink it, not only can they not stop diarrhea, but their intestines will leak like a faucet that cannot be turned off. What do you think it is used for?"

As soon as he said this, Zhao Rihua, who was originally preparing to find someone to do something for Ye Feng, froze as his hands trembled.

He remembered that he only told Jiang Yixue that this prescription would have side effects on the elderly and children, but he did not say what the specific side effects were.

But now, Ye Feng revealed in one bite that the side effect was dysentery.

And just as Ye Feng said, the elderly and children who participated in the clinical trial did not have diarrhea after drinking Scutellaria baicalensis Yiwu Decoction. Instead, they had to run to the toilet more than ten times a day, and their intestines could not stop gushing like the faucet. People are almost suffering from dehydration.

It can be seen that this recipe comes from Zhong Jingfang. Although this is a bit of a skill, it is not surprising...

But it's a bit incredible that you can see the side effects of the prescription at a glance, and describe it as if you saw it with your own eyes.

Especially the one who sees all this is an eighteen-year-old young man who can't even call him 'kid'...

Even at this moment, Zhao Rihua had a ridiculous idea in his heart -

Could it be that I was really mistaken? This little guy who can make people's heads explode is really a miracle doctor? !