"Ye Feng, who was that girl wearing sunglasses just now? She's so mysterious. Is she pretty?"
As soon as the girl in sunglasses and Aunt Xue left, Jiang Yuxin, Wenrou and Li Chouchong ran back.
Qi Yourou was particularly gentle, and he gossiped to Ye Feng like a string of cannonballs.
"I don't know who it is..."
Ye Feng shook his head, and then said disdainfully: "But her face is definitely prettier than yours, a dead parrot."
"Fuck, darling, how dare you say I'm ugly!"
Wenrou was about to give Ye Feng a shove, but after rolling her eyes, she showed a sly smile and said, "So who is prettier, her or Yuxin?"
Ye Feng instinctively prepared to start from the facts and say that the girl in sunglasses was a little prettier than Jiang Yuxin. But before he could say it, he turned his head and saw Jiang Yuxin's expectant eyes, and he realized that this damn parrot spirit was looking for trouble!
If he said that the girl with sunglasses was prettier than Jiang Yuxin, Jiang Yuxin would probably be disappointed.
"Of course Yuxin is prettier..."
Ye Feng blurted out, "How many people in this world can compare to our Yu Xin?"
When Jiang Yuxin heard this, she immediately smiled happily.
"Fuck! Flatterer!"
Wenrou saw that Ye Feng was not fooled, so she gave him a middle finger and said with a sly smile: "Yuxin is the prettiest, but that's not necessarily true. Then who is prettier, her or Sister Yixue?"
This damn parrot!
Ye Feng felt a headache. No matter who he talked about this time, he would probably offend the other person seriously.
"Of course my elder sister is prettier than me. Wenrou, you are not allowed to tease Ye Feng anymore." Fortunately, Jiang Yuxin did not make things difficult for Ye Feng. After pinching Wenrou, she smiled sweetly.
Ye Feng let out a long sigh and looked at Jiang Yuxin with gratitude.
"You actually defended him..."
Wenrou glared at Jiang Yuxin angrily, then sighed deeply and pretended to cry, saying, "Okay, I'm all alone now, and you two teamed up to bully me."
The word "a pair" made Jiang Yuxin blush and reach out to scratch Wenrou's itch.
"Okay, I'm not kidding you anymore..."
After a few moments, Wenrou almost couldn't breathe due to her laughter. After she begged for mercy, she curiously asked Ye Feng, "You saved her just now. What reward did she give you?"
"The reward for the yarn..."
Ye Feng shook his head speechlessly and said, "I just signed my name."
"Signature? Where is it? Let me see it quickly. I just felt that she looked familiar, as if I had seen her somewhere before."
"It wasn't her who signed for me, but I who signed for her." Ye Feng was even more helpless.
"You give her an autograph..."
Wenrou was stunned for a moment, then she held her belly and laughed, saying, "You actually signed an autograph for a star?"
"What? Can't I sign autographs for celebrities?" Ye Feng curled his lips and said disdainfully: "Just now, Aunt Xue gave me a business card, intending to make me famous, but I tore it up..."
"A big baby is a big baby! Awesome!"
Wenrou gave Ye Feng a thumbs up.
Ye Feng touched his nose, looking very proud, but he was regretting it to the core.
An autograph can't be earned with real money, at the very least you can just hold my hand for a while longer!
If I had known this, I shouldn’t have tried so hard to get an autograph. It would have been much more practical to just ask for money!
"Brother, thank you so much this time. If it weren't for you, I would be in such a mess this time!"
At this moment, Li Chouchong, who finally found an opportunity to speak, held Ye Feng's hand tightly, bursting into tears of gratitude.
If it weren't for Ye Feng, he would probably be drinking tea in the police station by now.
It might even happen that you might end up going to the cell and crying while singing "Tears Behind Bars".
How could I forget that I not only saved the girl in sunglasses, but also saved this stink bug
Holding Li Chou Chong's hand, Ye Feng's eyes lit up immediately and he said, "Haha, I should help you, I should help you..."
"Brother, how about you sign an autograph for me too?"
Li Chouchong felt his scalp tingling under Ye Feng's gaze and scratched his head.
Sign the shit!
Is my name so attractive
Ye Feng was so angry that his eyes turned red. He exerted a little force with his hands and said with a fake smile, "Given our friendship, signing is inappropriate."
friendship
I just met Ye Feng today, it seems like we don't have much of a relationship...
Li Bouchong was stunned by Ye Feng's words. When he looked at Ye Feng's eyes, he immediately realized that Ye Feng wanted to ask him for some benefits. His dry bark-like face turned bitter and full of grievance.
"Brother, look at my store. It doesn't have anything you want, and all the money I earn is hard-earned. How about this, if there's anything you like in this store, just take it. We're all brothers!"
Damn it, why do I always run into poor people like this
Ye Feng was speechless. He sighed, patted Li Chou Chong on the shoulder and said, "How about this, get me some poisonous insects, real poisonous insects! Like the poison dart frog just now."
"Brother, what do you want poisonous insects for?"
When Li Chouchong heard this, he immediately looked at Ye Feng warily.
"Fuck, can I use it to kill someone?"
Seeing that Li Chouchong was trying to make excuses when Ye Feng made such a small request, he suddenly became angry.
Li Chouchong was frightened by Ye Feng's appearance. His face was filled with fear and he didn't even dare to speak.
Wenrou helped him out. She glared at him and said, "You stupid bug. I'm your big baby. I'm going to buy you some broken bugs. You look so scared. Do you act like a man? Go and get them now. Don't wait for me to beat you up."
"Yes, how could a friend of Sister Rou kill someone? Look at my brain..."
Li Chouchong finally woke up from his dream, patted his head and breathed a sigh of relief.
But he didn't know that Ye Feng really didn't scare him.
Ye Feng cultivated the poisonous insects originally to deal with Chen Wu, so it is not an exaggeration to say that he was killing people.
"Poisonous insects, I only have a few scorpions, spiders, and a few centipedes..."
Li Chouchong said as he led Ye Feng into the house.
Scorpions, centipedes...
Ye Feng frowned.
To refine a poisonous insect, at least five poisonous substances are required. Scorpions, spiders, centipedes and poison dart frogs only make up four poisonous substances. One more poison is needed to complete the task.
But in this capital city, if you want to get poisonous snakes, I'm afraid the only place you can find them is in the zoo.
However, the snakes in the zoo are all captive, and their toxicity cannot be compared with that of the wild ones.
Just when Ye Feng was feeling a little worried, Li Bouchongru suddenly remembered something and said, "I don't dare to raise poisonous snakes, but I heard that someone seemed to have released a group of poisonous snakes on the mountain over at Savage Mountain. They were quite poisonous and killed a few cows."
How many cows have been poisoned to death
When Ye Feng heard this, he was immediately delighted.