"Hahaha, hello, everyone, I brought my girlfriend here to buy underwear..."
Ye Feng happily accepted the attentions of the girls. After nodding to them one by one, he nodded and smiled at the salesperson, and then said as if he was pointing out a mountain, "Please help me get two pieces of underwear. One is an E cup, the red one in the window at the door; and the other is an A cup, the white lace one hanging in the lower left corner over here!"
Oh my god, was I really wrong? How come this guy has no idea what embarrassment is? He acts more natural than the women themselves in the lingerie store.
Jiang Yixue was stunned, and only then did she realize what a big mistake she had made.
What was even more difficult for her to understand was how this guy knew what size he was wearing!
What's even more unexpected is that the piece that this guy picked happened to be her favorite one.
Is this what it means to be in tune with each other
Thinking of this, Jiang Yixiu's intention to tease Ye Feng suddenly disappeared, and what was left was a little bit of sweetness.
"Okay, I'll go get the goods for you sir. Ladies, please come this way. The fitting room is here."
The shopping guide listened to Ye Feng's words and stood there in a daze for a long time before she came to her senses and forced a smile.
Shit, I was just having fun, how could I have forgotten that buying underwear is not like buying coats where you can try them in the hall, but you have to go to the fitting room.
As soon as he said this, Ye Feng's face turned bitter. He turned his head to look at Jiang Yixue and Su Xiaoqin and said, "How can you buy new clothes without someone to help you check whether the size fits and whether the style is suitable? I'll accompany you."
Seeing that this damn guy not only said so, but also really intended to follow her into the fitting room with a lot of bags, Jiang Yixue frowned and said three words: "Get lost!"
She was now increasingly certain that her previous decision was a mistake.
Talking about embarrassment with a guy whose face is as thick as a city wall is like playing the lute to a cow.
"Hello sir, we have a rule here that only female guests can enter the fitting room."
Just then, the shopping guide Miss Ye hurried over and looked at Ye Feng with helplessness on her face.
The Uniqlo fitting room in Sanlitun, Beijing, was a sensation and became famous throughout the country. She didn't want her own store to become famous overnight.
However, she secretly admired Ye Feng's thick skin. Male customers entering a women's lingerie store were rare, and those who even thought about going into a fitting room were even rarer!
"Brother Xiaofeng, I'll go in then..."
Su Xiaoqin held her underwear, smiled sweetly at Ye Feng, and slipped into the fitting room.
She was really tempted by Ye Feng's proposal and wanted Brother Xiao Feng to help her with some advice.
"Xiaoqin, wait for me, let's try it together, you help me take a look!" Seeing this, Jiang Yixue hurriedly squeezed in.
What a bullshit rule! Doesn’t this isolate humans from the opportunity to come into contact with beauty
Looking at the backs of the two women, Ye Feng sighed and felt that the thin door of the fitting room was the farthest distance in the world.
After standing there and sighing a few times, Ye Feng turned to other parts of the lingerie store.
It's not easy to come to this place once. The more I look around, the more experience I can gain. I hope I can master the skill of unbuttoning underwear with two fingers as soon as possible.
"Little sister, this dress doesn't suit you. You are thin, and wearing black will make you look even thinner. It's better to choose pink or light blue, which will make you look rounder and better."
"Sister, the one you picked is nice, but not perfect. Purple makes you look elegant and mysterious, but I think red is better, as it is passionate. I believe that when you wear this, you will discover something different than before!"
"Auntie, um, Auntie, just pretend that I didn't see anything and didn't say anything..."
While wandering around the lingerie store, Ye Feng consulted the women in the store and gave his own opinions.
He was chatting and laughing, and speaking with such confidence that the salesgirl following behind him was stunned.
She had seen too many men lingering outside lingerie stores waiting for their other half, but rarely saw men entering lingerie stores. And she had never seen or heard of men helping other women choose lingerie and giving advice in lingerie stores.
Moreover, with many years of experience in the industry, she had to admit that every piece of advice Ye Feng gave to these women was very pertinent, and could be said to be the most suitable underwear for these women to wear.
It can be said that this guy is simply a woman's intimate partner in choosing underwear.
Perhaps, I can suggest to the boss to add two male shopping guides, and maybe I will get different results!
Thinking of this, the shopping guide asked Ye Feng with a smile on her face: "Sir, our store is now recruiting shopping guides. I wonder if you are interested. If you are willing to come, all treatment will be preferential."
A shopping guide in a lingerie store
When Ye Feng heard this, he was immediately moved, but thinking that he would be going to the capital soon, he could only sigh and shake his head, saying: "Thank you for your kindness, but I want to be the man of the God of Medicine. Choosing underwear for women is just my hobby."
Huh?!
As soon as the shameless words came out of his mouth, Ye Feng's gaze suddenly froze. He saw a set of pure black lace hanging on a shelf not far away. The underwear was pitifully small, and each side was probably only the size of a peach.
Moreover, this set of underwear is not only small, but also translucent. It is conceivable that if it is worn on a person, some visible things will naturally be seen, and some invisible things will also be easily seen.
"Sir, you have great taste. This is a new set of sexy lingerie we have in our store. If your two girlfriends..."
Following Ye Feng's gaze, the salesgirl smiled immediately, but as soon as she said that, she felt something was not right, and quickly changed her words: "I think if those two beauties put it on, especially the taller one, it will definitely look very beautiful."
Jiang Yixue put it on? !
Ye Feng's eyes lit up when he heard this. If this set of small ** was worn by Jiang Yixue, who had a body comparable to that of a sex bomb, the scene would definitely be extremely spectacular!
Thinking of this, Ye Feng couldn't help but take off the underwear, put it in front of him, gestured, and laughed evilly.
"Sex maniac, hooligan, pervert, shameless..."
Just as Ye Feng was intoxicated by the beautiful scenery of his imagination, a cold voice full of anger and disdain suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Han... Teacher Han..."
Hearing the voice, Ye Feng turned around with a look of shock on his face.
Who else could it be other than Han Xiaoyun who was racking her brains to scold him
"Ye Feng, you are such a talent. Yesterday you peed against the wall, today you ran to a lingerie store and smiled foolishly while holding a sexy lingerie. Are you going to run naked on the street tomorrow? Disgusting!"
Han Xiaoyun knew that if they were to argue, even ten of her would not be a match for Ye Feng, so she didn't even wait for him to speak. She sneered, said a lot of words, turned around and walked out of the store.