On the pale bottom, black handwriting sprinkled all over the screen like a machine gun, and strange heads emerged from the deep diving bottom, and began to flicker and spit out subtitles frequently.
A series of @, even the coffin board of the zombie fan was pried off.
Recalling Gu Zhang: "Who pried open my coffin board!"
I am worried and weird: "The horn of the elementary school students' charge is played, Chen Chaochao charge!"
Su Jin: "I just dissected an author on the operating table, then got off the operating table, and found another one to die~"
Dawn Breaking Dawn: "Every street writer has an unyielding soul, save yourself~ Don't be eunuch anymore!"
Broken tooth: "404 drifts past Yo~"
"Hey, I finally opened a new book, touch the dog's head of the author's son, it has been collected!" A book fan who thinks he is cold and humorous.
"You still have too high fantasies about the author. I bet the book should be cut within 100,000 words. I have watched this process four times!" An old book fan who thinks he is senior.
"Such a chrysanthemum on the list, are you sure that the spilled blood is not other colors of paint? Collect it~" heavy taste readers.
"Suspense Author Survival Guide, is this your true portrayal? It's so interesting, I'm in love with you!" There is no doubt that the fans who have just entered the hole visually!
"Click to see, only three chapters, the ticket is torn!!!" The incarnation of a reader's grievance.
"Gui beg, don't cut it anymore~" A good reader who has already collected Knife Mouth Tofu Heart.
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"..."
"..."
Behind the screen silently, with a secret and triumphant smile on the corner of his mouth,
"What a nice group~ It's full of love and sunshine, all of them are knives-mouthed tofu, and even Tucao is so civilized. Except for the number of people in the group is not very lucky, everything is harmonious!"
As for the handwriting with a little bit of color and sexism, Chen Chaoqi was able to skillfully filter it out.
Is the eunuch swollen
Eunuchs have also made outstanding achievements in history, and they have made indelible contributions to the country’s arduousness and stability~
The author who seems to be a peeping screen is constantly refreshing the background of the writer.
Click +1!
Favorites +1!
Click +2!
Collection +2!
Hello, brothers, go forward together, and the data is "swish". This shows that the children in the group are spitting and collecting, which is equivalent to "calling no, but the body is very honest!" "
There is really philosophy everywhere in life!
The blue light of the screen shone on his face, and the corners of his mouth opened wider and wider, and then suddenly stiffened in the next moment.
Click, refresh!
Click again to refresh!
Breathing out a stale breath, waiting patiently for 30 seconds, knocking the mouse vigorously, the screen refreshed with blue light once again!
Title of work: "Suspense Author Survival Guide"
Words: 7544
Click: 69
Collection: 69
It has been a minute, and the numbers on the screen are like a heart pulse that has stopped beating, completely dead!
One minute is enough for Chen Chao to eliminate the reason for the data delay of the terminal network, which is that the collection is really not up!
Calculate, one per second on average. This is too slow and too short, is it like the fleeting aunt, the last lingering breath of menopause!
In front of the screen, Chen Chao's cheeks were stiff and painful, the brilliance in his eyes dimmed, and he looked a little sluggishly at the group of zombie fans who were chirping after being fried.
"Obviously, hundreds of people have exploded out of the group, and they are still discussing happily, but why, my collection doesn't move anymore, don't these people just collect it!"
Chen Chao silently closed the group chat, with tears of grievance flashing in his eyes: "It turns out that the reason why zombies are called zombies is not because their hearts are black, so hypocritical!"
There was still four and a half days to complete the task, but the number was still 1/3, and Chen Chao's confidence in his heart was instantly vented by half.
According to past experience, if you don't come to test the push, it will be very difficult to increase by 30 in 4 days.
In theory, is it more likely to play dead than a bottle cap
It is Chen Chao's collection increase, which can stay at a precise value for a long, long time without moving.
"Does this number stay at 69 this time?"
Chen Chao's teeth are itchy, this number is not annoying, but if linked to a collection, he instantly hates the value of max!
Very upset!
Chen Chao could use a knife on the characters that crawled out of the book. Could it be possible for the readers on the other side of the screen to be violent
If you can, it's not impossible to try it. Unfortunately, his bloated figure can't get into the network cable port!
"The task that I thought was the easiest to complete has turned out to be the hardest. The reality has taught me a good lesson!"
Chen Chao felt that his face was slapped by reality, but fortunately, no one saw him in the room. His eyes were rolling frantically.
The logical ghost's engine runs at full power and high speed, and all kinds of grotesque and even dark ideas are rolling in his mind:
Of course, the option of swiping tickets has never been in Chen Chao's mind. It is like his loyal love hanging in suspense, and there is no blasphemy of some money in it.
Selling money in exchange for collection is an insult to collection, and it is a waste of money.
There are already a bunch of zombie fans in the group, and another group of robot collections, isn't it a brain shortage!
"Knock on the doors going up and down from door to door, would you like them to pay attention?"
If it is in the original self-built building, this approach will probably work, but this kind of high-level neighborhood relationship has always been weak, I am afraid it is not easy to implement.
"Make a QR code and distribute flyers in the community. It's a bit low and the efficiency is too low!"
"Or go to the group to cry for another wave of misery, to gain some sympathy, no, this time is a bit too much, the group of guys in the group have developed antibodies, it won't work!"
After all, Chen Chao just wanted to collect it for nothing, and he didn't want to pay the cost of money.
After thinking about it for a while, Chen Chao's eyes suddenly lit up, and a great idea popped out!
"I can't solve the problem, you can give it to my newly attracted iron fan trio~"
Chen Chao began to type new chapters on the keyboard... testimonials!
[Title: The author is heartbroken to death, ask for help! 】
[Content: Sitting in front of the computer screen, looking at a few collections that are lonely, my heart almost stopped beating for 69 seconds! 】
[Reaper passed me by. At this moment, I realized that I might not be suitable for writing a book unless...]
[A miracle happened! 】
[If, in 48 hours, the collection of this book can exceed 100, then I will continue to code words, otherwise, I can only regret to say sorry, the story content of this book will be sealed in my mind forever , No one will know! 】
[I left the keyboard with my hands and gave everything to the readers in front of the screen. You will decide the continuation of this book! ! ! 】