Su Yi glanced at everyone and said, "Then we need to go back and study more."
"I'm familiar with it. I often see it when I play games." Mu Nanxi said, "What do you mean? Chasing someone is related to the Thirty-Six Stratagems?"
"Of course there is." Su Yi smiled mysteriously, "When boys chase girls, they usually have a common problem, that is, I like you, so I will bully you."
Several boys were hit by this and suddenly fell silent.
Yan Tong asked: "How do you pursue her? If you don't attract her attention, she may not even know you exist."
"NONONO." Su Yi shook his finger, looking very knowledgeable. "When it comes to chasing a goddess, the first strategy should be to throw out some ideas to attract some jade. First, you have to know what her specialties and interests are, then work hard on those areas, pretend not to know and ask her questions. The questions you ask are what she is good at and what she is interested in. After a few times, won't she pay attention to you?"
"Isn't this the same trick that Ye Mengfan used on Si Yajie? I didn't see that grandson succeed." Mu Nanxi said with a smile.
Su Yi shook his head again, "That's because he didn't do it right. He went up to her with a wretched look of 'I want to eat you' and kept pestering her. Which woman wouldn't be afraid? We are asking, but we should try not to flatter her or make awkward conversations. Of course, if we want to get along with the goddess, we have to use the second strategy of making a feint to the east and attacking in the west. You all know that to pursue a girl, the most important thing is to have a good relationship with her friends. Buy off and settle all the friends around her. You are afraid that no one will speak well of you in front of her. In this way, the goddess will gradually change her mind about you, right?"
"The third strategy is a series of strategies. You should gradually improve your relationship with her, understand her temperament, comfort and encourage her when she is frustrated in her studies, accompany her when she is sad, and share her happiness with her. Let her feel that with you around, the whole world is safe and happy. When the time is right, you can use a strategy to create something out of nothing, create a difficult situation, and be a hero to save the beauty. In difficult situations, it is easiest to develop a love that is worth a lifetime."
"Pfft!" Lu Zhan burst into laughter and looked at Yan Tong, "Isn't this the trick you told Nan Xi about before?"
"What trick? Has Yan Tong also given advice to Nan Xi?" Su Yi asked.
Lu Zhan shook his head, trying not to smile, "No, no, that was a chat in our dormitory." The content of the chat was Su Yi, but he couldn't say it in front of Su Yi.
Su Yi turned his gaze to Yan Tong, "Sleeping talk? What does that mean?"
Yan Tong felt a little embarrassed when he mentioned this. At that time, he didn't know Su Yi very well. He dissected her and laughed while touching her neck. "No, it's just some jokes. Besides, I only have one plan. It's not as complete as yours. Keep talking. I'm listening with great interest."
Su Yi smiled and continued with the previous topic, "Just now we talked about being a hero saving a beautiful woman. Then, when the goddess has feelings for you, don't rush to confess your feelings. First, play hard to get and deliberately flirt with a sister who has a good relationship with her. Show just the right amount of intimacy to make her jealous and upset and make a fuss. Don't try to coax her. At this time, it is wisest to just sit back and watch the fire. Let her get angry and get angry again. Don't see her, don't coax her, keep a distance, so that she can't scold you or ask you anything she wants. She feels unwilling and yet You can't let go, and you are tortured by the itchy feeling every day. When she can't help but come to question you, you use a self-torture trick, pretending to be sick, or a serious one, and tell the goddess that you didn't go to see her during this period because you found that you fell in love with her, but you didn't dare to love her, fearing that the goddess would not like him, so you stayed away. At this time, as long as the goddess has feelings for you in her heart, she will immediately turn sadness into happiness, anger into surprise, and shyly tell you that she likes you too, and then the two of you will tell your true feelings, and the tree will bloom, and it's done. "
After she finished speaking, everyone looked at her in a daze, and then nodded, all thinking about something thoughtfully.
Although these words were spoken in a joking manner, they still made sense and the boys all felt that they had learned a lesson.
Only Lan Fuchu had no expression. He looked down at her and said coldly, "How could you talk nonsense and mislead the students."
Su Yi chuckled, "Why are you talking nonsense? I think what I said makes sense."
Lan Fuchu raised his eyebrows, unmoved, "What if after all this, I still can't move the other person?"
"Unless that goddess is like you and wants to be a monk without desires, otherwise, with such beauty and sincerity, which woman wouldn't be moved?"
Everyone burst into laughter.
A monk.
These three words really suit Lan Fuchu.
Lan Fuchu said calmly: "Your statement itself is not sincere, it is obviously mixed with scheming, how can it be pious?"
"Love is piety. Other methods are just to make love seem less abrupt."
Lan Fuchu shook his head and disagreed.
Su Yi added: "Besides, if you really can't move her, it also proves that the goddess really doesn't have you in her heart. It's best to just run away. It's also a relief to die early and be reborn early."
"No matter what, using tricks to gain love will only change the flavor of love." Lan Fuchu's eyes were serious.
Su Yi frowned slightly and hesitated for a moment. Not wanting to argue with him about this topic, she waved her hand and said, "Okay, whatever. Everyone has their own aspirations. I think it's feasible, but you think it's not. We just need to stick to our own ideas. There's no need to argue about right or wrong. It's just a small discussion. It's not a big deal."
After saying that, I thought to myself: This guy is really strange. I don't see him being interested in anything in normal times, but why is he suddenly interested in arguing about love? He also emphasizes letting things take their own course and being serious? Hey, many relationships nowadays start because of loneliness and boredom, right? If he says that you have to be extremely pious and serious, then most relationships won't work.
While eating shabu-shabu, Mu Nanxi tilted his head slightly and said to her, "Anyway, I think what you said just now makes sense. I've learned a lot."
Su Yi ate a piece of beef and smiled, "Of course, you won't go wrong if you follow my instructions."
Mu Nanxi chuckled, "Okay, if it really works someday, I'll treat you to a big meal."
"It's a deal."
We had a very enjoyable meal and at the end, since we had nothing to do, we suggested going singing and went to the KTV room.
Summer vacation has just arrived, and everyone needs to vent their depression appropriately.
In the KTV room, Lu Zhan and Yan Tong held the microphone and howled, making the girls laugh so hard that they fell over.
Lan Fuchu and Fu Jinglun both sat quietly, and although their postures were proud of their elegance, they looked out of place.
Fang Jiayi and Su Yi were sitting near them cracking melon seeds. Fang Jiayi glanced at Fu Jinglun's profile and asked Su Yi, "Xiaoyi, what are your plans for the summer vacation?"
Xu Xu was suddenly notified today that he had entered the second round of PK, so there will be two updates in these three days. It’s still the same as before, the second update will be at 0:00 at night, and the third update will be at 9:00 in the morning. Muah!
(End of this chapter)