Tales of Herding Gods

Chapter 168: old men

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Daxu, a village for the disabled.

As usual, the village chief slumped on the recliner at the entrance of the village with the pharmacist, drinking tea slowly. Suddenly, the pharmacist turned sideways and said: "Village Chief, have you been paralyzed for a long time? It seems that you have been paralyzed like this for the past two days, and you didn't move when the darkness invaded, didn't you go back to sleep in your room? See you paralyzed here."

The village chief said lazily, squinting his eyes, "Yaoshi, your mind is in a mess. Ever since Mu'er left, your mind has been in a mess."

The pharmacist sneered and said, "My mind is disturbed? It's obviously yours that is disturbed! Look at me, I wash up and clean every day, but you are unkempt, just barely died on the couch."

The village head said: "It was obvious that you moved me to the entrance of the village yesterday morning, and then at night, you forgot to send me back to the house. Didn't you get upset? What you do every day, suddenly you forgot to do it."

The pharmacist laughed angrily: "I forgot to take you back to the house, you won't walk back by yourself? Won't you fly back? What's the use of your extraordinary cultivation base?"

The village chief was silent for a moment, then said sadly: "You know, I don't have legs, I don't have hands..."

The pharmacist went crazy, this dead old man was left hanging in the dark last night, the curses and monsters in the dark did not kill him, yet he still had the face to say that he had no legs.

He was about to argue with reason, when he raised his head suddenly, the village chief immediately became more energetic, and said with a smile, "Is it such a pleasure to have a friend come from afar? Fellow Daoist, you feel relaxed."

An old man and a young man came up from the lower reaches of the Yongjiang River, came outside the village, and walked towards the village.

The village head looked at the pharmacist, and said hastily, "Where is your comb? Don't hide it. I know you always wear a comb, and it's in your arms! Take it out, I haven't washed it for two days, how can I meet guests?"

The pharmacist sneered, unmoved.

The village chief smiled and said, "It's my fault for being lazy these two days."

The pharmacist gave him the comb, and the village chief Yuan Qi controlled the comb, combed his hair, and it was at least tidy.

The young patriarch and the law-enforcing elder came and stopped to pay respects. The village chief smiled and said, "The handicapped person cannot return the gift. Please forgive me. Please sit down. Pharmacist, let's have some tea."

The young patriarch sat down, looked at the law enforcement elder standing beside him, and said with a smile: "I am no longer the patriarch of the Holy Cult, and there are not so many rules, let's sit down together."

The law enforcement elder also sat down, unloaded the bamboo basket behind him, and put it aside.

The pharmacist fetched the tea set, boiled a new pot of water, poured in the tea leaves, and poured tea for the two of them after being bored for a while.

"The pharmacist is the way of drinking in the south." The young patriarch laughed.

The pharmacist smiled and said, "I was born in the south, and I'm used to drinking tea from the south. The tea from the north is used to watching the buds rise and fall, while the tea soup from the south has a clear bottom that illuminates people's hearts. Each has its own advantages."

The young patriarch smiled and said, "No wonder you two often sit here. Village chief, I'm here for a few days, what do you think?"

Before the village head could speak, the pharmacist clapped his hands and laughed, "Okay, that's great! This old man has almost suffocated me to death since Mu'er left, and he's paralyzed here every day, neither talking nor moving."

The village head glared at him, and said to the young patriarch: "You are free now, it would be a pleasure to come and stay for a few days to quiet your mind."

The young patriarch said: "I have a lot of admiration for the Taoist brother. The holy leader has been cultivated by you. He is really outstanding and extraordinary, so I want to ask for advice. The holy leader is born with a domineering body, and he has practiced the three elixir skills of the domineering body. His ability is really extraordinary. .I don’t know much, I don’t know that there is a hegemony in this world, and I happened to ask Brother Dao for advice these few days... "

"Tyrants!"

The village chief and the pharmacist looked at each other, and suddenly burst out laughing. The two old men were not too young, and their mouths were wide open, tears and snot were streaming down their noses, and they couldn't breathe.

"Overbearing body... hahaha!"

The village head laughed so hard that he fell off the couch, and the pharmacist also laughed so hard that he fell off the couch and beat the ground with his hands, unable to get up.

The young patriarch and the law enforcement elder were baffled by their laughter, and the law enforcement elder felt embarrassed: "How boring are these two people? There is no point in laughing, but they laughed so hard that they almost lost their breath. I stayed with the patriarch at the Here, after a long time, will it also become this crazy look?"

The village chief paused for a moment, lying on the ground panting, the pharmacist pointed at the young patriarch and smiled, "We have fooled the patriarch of the Demon Cult too! Hahahaha!"

The village chief laughed wildly again, and the pharmacist was beating the ground again.

After a long time, the village head floated up and fell back on the reclining chair. Yuan Qi combed his messy hair with a comb. The pharmacist went a little further, patted the dust off his body, washed his face again, then escaped another small comb from his bosom, tidied it up, and then came back, sat down seriously, and said apologetically: " Two Taoist brothers, there are only the two of us left in the village, and every day we are bored to death. The cockpod dragon ran out to hook up with a male, and a bunch of little cockpololongs hatched from the nest. It is rare for someone to tell us a joke, so It’s bound to be a little out of sorts.”

The young patriarch looked behind them and saw a rooster about one person tall leading a group of rooster chicks strolling in the village. The hen flapped its wings and set off a gust of wind.

"What the hell is going on with the Overlord Body?"

The young patriarch humbly asked for advice, and said: "I would like to ask you two to give me your advice. I am indeed a little short-sighted..."

"do not talk."

The village chief held back his smile: "I'll tell you that."

After a while, the young patriarch and law enforcement elders who learned the truth were stunned, as if they had been bombarded a hundred times by thunder and trampled by bulls a hundred times, and couldn't recover for a while.

The most powerful Overlord Body will be the body of an ordinary person, and the most powerful Overlord Body Sandan Gong will be the Daoyin Art that ordinary people use to strengthen their bodies!

However, Qin Mu still practiced this kind of exercise, thinking that he is a dominant body.

This is not the key point, the key point is that Qin Mu, who firmly believes in it, used his mortal body and Daoyin skills to beat other talented geniuses to the ground, and look like a real domineering body!

The village head and the pharmacist looked at each other triumphantly, and the village head whispered: "Look at their expressions, it's exactly what I thought."

The young patriarch let out a breath of turbid air, with a strange expression on his face: "So that's how it is, so that's how it is... But there is indeed a problem with the Overlord Body Sandan Kung Fu, which is very extraordinary."

"Although the Overlord Body Three Pill Kungfu is a Daoyin Kungfu that can be seen everywhere, there are indeed problems. However, there are very few people who can cultivate this Kungfu to Mu'er's level. It can be said that there is only Muer. "

The village head said seriously: "At least I haven't seen it before. I suspect that this practice is the practice before the Great Ruins became the Great Ruins. , but I'm not sure. No one would have thought that this exercise would be perfected one day."

The young patriarch's eyes flickered: "Perhaps it can be said that before the Great Ruins became the Great Ruins, ordinary people could also cultivate, and this Overlord Body Three Pill Kungfu was the way for ordinary people to cultivate at that time. But because of a big change, , leading to the inability of ordinary people to cultivate, and the four spirit bodies also appeared after that, becoming the current mainstream."

Pharmacist's heart moved slightly, and he said: "Ordinary people can't cultivate, how can Mu'er cultivate? Just because he works a hundred times harder than others can't be justified, there must be people who work harder than him in the world. Just because the resources he consumes is A hundred times that of other ordinary people is not justified, there may be someone who is willing to spend such a huge amount of resources to stimulate the mortal body. Then, he must have something different from ordinary people."

The village chief's heart skipped a beat, and he said, "Maybe he was an ordinary person before Daxu became Daxu."

The three looked at each other, each agreeing with this idea. The young patriarch said: "Then, where did he, an ordinary person before the catastrophe, come from?"

The village chief and the pharmacist said in unison: "Wuyou Township!" After they finished speaking, they looked at each other, and their hearts were a little shaken.

Only the elder guardians were not as quick-witted as they were, and they were in a fog, so they couldn't get in their mouths.

"I don't think my thinking can keep up with them..." The elder guardian had a natural feeling of being excluded.

"Worry-free town?"

The young Patriarch's heart moved slightly, and he said, "May I ask where this worry-free town is?"

The village chief smiled slightly: "I don't know. But if fellow Taoists are interested, we can go out of the village to look for it tonight."

"Out of the village?"

The young patriarch turned his head and looked at the vast Daxu, feeling a little nervous and looking forward to it.

Come on.

He thought to himself.

It's been a long time since he felt this kind of excitement, and the old scoundrels in Disabled Village gave him the adventure and impulsiveness of his youth again.

Two old men with one foot in the coffin, together with an old man and a half-aged pharmacist, went on an adventure together in the depths of the mysterious Great Ruins, and the adventure was in the dark. Exciting yet.

Shenglin Mountain, Qin Mu ordered: "Ling'er, although this mountain is the holy land of our Heavenly Sacred Sect, it is the first time I have come here. After completing the teleportation method on this wall, I will take you out."

Hu Ling'er responded, turned around and ran out of the palace.

Qin Mu sat down in front of the wall and carefully looked at the teleportation door on the wall.

The teleportation method on this wall is a method of refining treasures. The various runes, formations, and magical powers in it cannot be used alone. They must be refined into treasures to trigger the effect of teleportation.

Many high-ranking members of the Heavenly Demon Sect refined the teleportation flag and teleportation clothes, which is the reason.

One roll of the teleportation flag, the place covered by the big flag can be teleported away, and many people can be taken away. The teleportation suit covers the body and can take itself away.

Qin Mu carefully comprehended the mystery of the teleportation method, and after a day, he finally understood the teleportation method on the wall thoroughly, but he began to think in his heart.

The teleportation method of the Tianmo Sect relies on runes to activate formations, and formations to activate magical powers. Because it is too complicated, it is difficult to directly display magical powers, so it must be refined into treasures before it can be teleported.

If you can use the supernatural power directly, you can also have the effect of teleportation, which is definitely more flexible than treasures such as teleportation flags and teleportation clothes.

Moreover, after studying for so long, Qin Mu discovered that this method of teleportation actually requires excellent calculation skills, and a higher level of cultivation in the algorithm is the only way to master the supernatural power of teleportation faster.

"I need more advanced spell books!"

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