When Lorist saw El for the second time, El seemed to be... running naked? If it's not streaking if you don't have an inch of hair, your body is covered with plaster powder, and running out of breath is not streaking, then Lorist doesn't know what streaking is.
One and a half months after the heroic rescue incident, Lorist finally recovered from the pain of losing money. Fatty Shi also talked less recently, and his ears became more clean. Good luck also returned, a nobleman hired Lorist to give his child a one-month basic swordsmanship training, and the salary was three goldfords. This good thing was introduced to him by Professor Crude of the academy. Originally, the nobleman entrusted him with Professor Crude, but he said he couldn't spare the time and recommended Lorist.
That night, after two hours of swordsmanship training for the noble boy, Lorist saw the night breeze and the autumn air was refreshing. On a whim, he decided to walk all the way back to the academy and buy something for supper on the way.
As soon as he turned the corner of the street ahead, Lorist remembered that there was a small shop selling braised beef. Fatty Shi took him there once or twice, and the taste was pretty good. Well, go buy some stewed beef, and then bring a barrel of ale back to stop Fatty Shi's mouth. Just as he was thinking about it, a person rushed out from the corner of the street, his whole body was pale, and when he looked again, he turned out to be naked.
One day, I encountered a mental illness. Lorist hurriedly took a few steps to the side, preparing to avoid the madman rushing towards him.
Unexpectedly, when the lunatic ran past, he took a look at Lorist, stopped in his tracks, turned around and grabbed Lorist's shoulder, and shouted happily: "Hey, it's you brother, that's great, help me!" Brother, do me a favor, lend me this outer cloak."
The voice sounded familiar. Lorist wanted to break free at first, but after hearing the voice, he looked it over carefully, huh? Isn't this El? His body was covered in plaster powder, he was out of breath from running, sweat and smudges formed abstract patterns on his body.
"What's the matter with you?" Lorist was very surprised. He had never heard of any club whose leader was a fan of street performance art.
"Don't mention it, I lost the bet with someone. Let me cover this cloak of yours, hurry up." El urged.
Well, this outer cloak was originally used to prevent light rain at night, and the moonlight is very good tonight, and the weather is fine, so let me lend it to him.
Lorist took off his outer cloak and put it on again for El. El turned around and continued running, and kindly reminded: "You run too, or it will be too late."
Why am I running, I'm not crazy... Lorist turned around and was dumbfounded...
When did such a large group of people come round the corner in the dark, holding a broom, a bamboo pole, poking the stove's insert, and a water spoon, what is this going to do? It's so late, it's not going to be ready for street cleaning, is it
Before Lorist could figure out what was going on, he heard the crowd shouting: "They're in the same group..." "He gave the clothes to that prostitute..." "Beat him..." "Don't let him Run away..." "Catch him..."
As a result, Lorist was surrounded with water, and brooms, bamboo poles, water spoons and other things were thrown at him. While covering his head with his hands, Lorist shouted, "Stop... what are you doing... what the hell is going on?..."
In the chaos, I heard only "beat him to death..." "... bathroom... peeping....", "... accomplice..." and other miscellaneous phrases.
Lorist wanted to fight back, but he found that none of the people who were beating him were grudges, they were all ordinary people. Now it's not easy for him to fight back. If he can't handle it, he will die. In desperation, Lorist had no choice but to use fighting energy to protect himself, and was beaten hard.
An old lady finally squeezed to the front with a water ladle, looked at Lorist a few times and said, "Take off your grudge."
"What?" Lorist couldn't understand.
"I told you to withdraw your protective fighting spirit!" the old lady said loudly.
"What do you want to do?"
"How can I teach you a lesson if you don't withdraw your vindictiveness? You old arms and legs, you get tired and flustered after hitting you a few times. It's just a tickle for you!" The old lady's tone seemed to teach her a lesson. grandson.
At this time, the people nearby were already tired from beating, and they all stopped. Those outside only knew that they were beating people inside, but they didn't know who they were beating. Shouting there: "Where's the little thief?" "Catch it..." "Bring it out, bring it out..."
Seeing that the people around him had stopped, Lorist also breathed a sigh of relief, withdrew his anger and said to the old lady, "Okay, but what happened..."
Before he finished speaking, he saw the bottom of a water spoon grow bigger in front of his eyes, and it hit the eye sockets with a "dang" sound, and the gold stars danced in front of his eyes. Oh, it hurts so much, but I heard the old lady scolding: "I told you not to learn well..."
"Bang" again, "I told you to peek in the women's bathroom..."
"Boom" "I told you to put on a plaster statue..."
Originally, Lorist wanted to protect himself with fighting spirit after the first blow, but when the old lady scolded him for peeking in the women's bathroom and pretending to be a plaster cast, he became discouraged. I finally understood why El was running naked with plaster all over his body. My god, El, you wait for me...
"I'm wronged! It's not me... vomit..." Lorist's cry sounded so miserable.
Lorist was beaten hard by the old lady's water spoon, and took advantage of his unpreparedness to lie on the ground and find an opening between the crowd's legs, getting kicked and kicked many times. The clothes I wore after I got out of the siege were not only dirty, but also torn with holes, so that I was almost naked.
I found a corner and just sat down to take a breath when a copper coin fell on the ground in front of me. It turned out that a person passing by saw Lorist thought he was a beggar, and he looked a bit miserable, so he couldn't help feeling sympathetic, so he gave alms.
Lorist grabbed the copper coin and gritted his teeth in hatred: "El, El, wait for me..."
But where to find El? Lorist remembered what Fatty Shi had said, that this guy has always lived in nowhere, always elusive. Although he is the boss of the community organizations in the three neighborhoods, his subordinates are responsible for the business. But his uncle was the owner of the Red Crow Tavern, and El was most afraid of this uncle.
By the way, go to his uncle Gary Lando, the old man is a decent man, and if he knows that Al goes to the women's bathroom and pretends to be a plaster cast to spy on women taking a bath, it will definitely give Al a very good memory.
Lorist stopped a taxi, but it took a lot of effort to convince the coachman that he was not a beggar, and finally the coachman agreed to take him to the Red Crow Tavern after paying the fare first. When Lorist got out of the car, the coachman said politely: "Sir, although your outfit is very individual, I still have to advise you to change before going in, otherwise there is no guarantee that you will not go in." Will be thrown out. Good luck, sir."
Luckily, Lorist was not thrown out, and Gary Lando still remembered this young man who beat his nephew to the point of lying on the ground. The only thing that puzzled the old man was, who could make this young man with good skills so miserable? To say that he was not injured, he didn't see the bloody wound, but he was beaten badly with a bruised nose and a swollen face.
"How did you do this?" Gary Lando asked.
"Uncle, did you see El? I'm all because of him!"
Lorist said that just because he saw El running naked on the street, out of kindness, he borrowed a cloak to cover him up. Who would have thought that he would be regarded as El's accomplice and beat him for nothing? At the same time, only to find out that El went to the women's bathroom and pretended to be a plaster cast to peek at the woman taking a bath and caused public outrage, so he was chased naked. If he had known that, he would have pretended not to know El, and let him die.
The drinkers and maids next to them leaned forward and backward with laughter, and interjected one after another: "It's not surprising, what El likes to do most is these voyeuristic things. When the maids in the tavern are having fun with the guests or taking a bath, who doesn't like it?" If he peeped at it, you can find out by asking."
The old man Gary Lando's face was dark, and he ordered his maid, Louise, to serve Lorist a glass of rye ale, before turning around and going out to find El.
Not long after, the old man grabbed El's ear and came in. El was wearing pajamas, and there were a few footprints on the pajamas, which were obviously kicked up by the old man while lying on the bed.
The old man gave El a few times from time to time, and said in his mouth: "Tell you to go to the women's bathroom, tell you to put on a plaster cast, and do less embarrassing things, isn't it fun to peek at old ladies taking a bath every day..."
El cried out in pain and retorted: "I'm not peeping, I'm just practicing stealth, who is interested in watching old women take a bath..."
The old man pushed El down in front of Lorist: "Say, what's going on?"
El looked back and saw Lorist was startled: "Huh? What's the matter, brother, wasn't he fine just now on the street?"
Lorist wanted to throw the wine glass in his hand at his face: "What do you think? Why are so many people chasing you? Do you still have the face to ask me?"
El understood: "So you were caught by them? Didn't I kindly remind you to run away? You will suffer if you don't listen to my brother."
"I... Damn, why didn't I go to the women's bathroom to peek at me!" Lorist was angry.
"Don't be angry, my brother, I'm sorry to apologize to you, how about this, I have invited you tonight's wine, you should drink as much as you can." El patted Lorist on the shoulder generously.
Hi, did I come to you for a few drinks? Lorist was suddenly discouraged. He should have known how lazy and shameless this guy was from the last time he dealt with him. Maybe he shouldn't have come to settle accounts with this guy.
Here El has already ordered the maids in the tavern to serve all the drinkers a glass of ale as his treat, which caused the drinkers to applaud, ignoring the dark complexion of the old man Gary Lando.
The old man gave him a shudder: "Treatment, have you ever paid for a treat? Tell me clearly why you are going to the women's bathroom tonight. If you don't make it clear, don't blame me for breaking your leg, so that you won't be ashamed and conspicuous when you go out every day."
Al clutched his head and finally calmed down. The matter is actually not complicated. El did make a bet with someone before going to the women's bathroom, and he didn't lie about that.
El has a dream. He hopes to reproduce the thieves profession in the era of magic civilization. It is said that the thieves at that time were not the current thieves. Reconnaissance, tracking, traps, etc. are omnipotent, as well as the mysterious thieves' union. Al was fascinated by it.
Coincidentally, El's family vindictiveness is a rare dark attribute, so El believed that his ancestors were the legendary thieves, so he practiced hard the innate skills of those legendary thieves. These skills are all his own. I figured it out, for example, he was yelling about stealth or something.
Two days ago, El was drinking with his friends, and he was bragging about how good his thieves skills were, but a friend said that if the thieves skills were really good, they would not be lost. In the book about the adventures of heroes in the age of magic civilization, there is a passage in which it is said that the thief sneaked into the bathroom of the princess of the enemy country and eavesdropped on the plot set up by the princess and her lover to frame the hero. I don't want you to sneak into the bathroom of some princess, here, see the public bathroom at the intersection in front of you? If you can enter the women's bathroom and hide until they close without being noticed, I will admit that the thieves you said are very skilled...
Al agreed, but he found it easy to sneak in, but there was no place to hide. The women's bathroom is a big room, except for the three big and four small bathtubs, it is empty, which is clear at a glance. The two corridors are also straight, and there are five big and three thick aunts patrolling from time to time.
Finally Al hit on an abandoned plaster cast in a corner of the bathroom. This plaster cast looks like a life-size man standing in meditation. Maybe the bathroom owner thought it was a bit inappropriate to place it in the middle of the women's bathroom, so he moved it to the corner.
El first entered the women's bathroom late at night to smash the plaster statue and took it away, and then went in before the women's bathroom opened the next night, covered his body with plaster powder, and stood there pretending to be the plaster statue.
El is very confident, thinking that no one will find him. One is that the plaster statue is placed in the corner, facing the wall, and as long as he poses, he will mostly pass by others. The second is that the lights in the women's bathroom are not very bright, coupled with the mist of water vapor, even if I make a little movement, it will not attract the attention of others.
The truth is the same, but there is an accident in everything. No, the two young women came straight to El with laughter, and then stopped beside El. It turned out that the two women were looking for a place where no one was around to have a private conversation.
A woman with a plump body is telling her best friend about the passionate and romantic night she spent with her lover last night, while another woman who has no human experience is envious and afraid at the same time. The plump woman was so excited that she tore off a piece of rag around the waist of the plaster statue next to her.
The plaster statue was originally naked, although it was moved to a corner, but some female customers raised objections. Finally, the bathroom owner got a rag and wrapped it around the waist of the plaster statue to avoid being indecent.
Er pretended to be a plaster statue and naturally wanted to wrap the rag around his waist, but at this moment, the plump woman tore it off, and felt a chill down below, but the plump woman pointed to her little bird and said to the other woman: "Come on, look, the average male bird looks like this. Don't look at him as small, as long as we fiddle with it a few times, it will become thick and long. If you use your beak, it will be so hard fastest."
The plump woman rubbed her hands a few times as she spoke, and said joyfully, "Yes, it's this kind of hand feeling. Sister, you can try it a few times, and it will become longer and harder in no time."
The woman next to her opened her mouth wide in horror, watching the plaster statue trembling. But the plump woman still didn't realize it, she still bowed her head and fiddled endlessly: "Look, girl, it's like this, it's getting longer and harder, and it will spit at you after a few more strokes. It's like this..."
He licked it desperately several times, and opened his mouth, and then the bird in his hand spat out as he wished.
"This is too fast, and it's not as big as my boyfriend last night. It's really useless..." Fengying woman commented.
El couldn't play anymore, especially the last sentence of the plump woman, it was too lethal to him. "It's really useless, it's really useless...."
Pushing away the two women in front of him, El jumped off the base of the plaster statue and ran towards the exit of the bathroom, wanting to find a place to cry. "It's really useless, it's really useless..." At this moment, only this sentence echoed in his mind.
"The plaster statue came alive..." "My God, Goddess, what's going on?"
"No, that's a human disguise, that's a man..." The one who reacted quickly had already come to his senses.
"It's a man, naked, and catch this peeping whore..."
The entire women's bathroom was in chaos, and the plump woman over there realized it, and she screamed heart-piercingly from embarrassment: "Catch him, dare to take advantage of my old lady, beat him to death..."
The three thick-backed aunts guarding the bathroom door stared dumbfounded at a naked man rushing out of the women's bathroom. They didn't realize it until they heard the screams inside: "Stop me, you shameless sneak peek in the women's bathroom." villains!"
Then the whole street erupted.
El came back to his senses after running out of the bathroom, but now people were chasing a street behind him, and he couldn't find some clothes to hide his ugliness, so he had to continue running. Then he turned the corner and saw Lorist.
This is the second meeting between Lorist and El, and both are injured. Lorist hurt his body, while El hurt his soul. For this reason, he felt inferior for a long, long time.