"Tell me, how should we deal with this?" Cui Zuofei, who was covered in bandages and lying on the bed like a mummy, said to us angrily.
The man who had squeezed him so hard that many of his bones were dislocated and I sat on either side of his bed. I whispered, "Brother Cui, I think we can implement our party's lenient treatment plan. What do you think?"
"Get lost, you've been tortured so hard that all your bones are dislocated, how can you just let it go like this?" Cui Zuofei said angrily.
"What do you mean by dislocation of bones all over the body? It's just a dozen bones, why make such a fuss?" the man opposite said. I nodded in agreement and said, "That's right, brother Cui, this can be cured by resting for a few days, why do you have to make such a fuss?"
At this moment, that guy and I are on the same front, and we must not retreat.
Cui Zuofei got even angrier when he saw me and said, "You still have the nerve to say that. You are who you are. You almost broke my balls. You have to give me an explanation."
Looking at Cui Zuofei's expression, I knew that he was really angry. After all, anyone would be angry if their balls were kicked and more than a dozen bones in their body were dislocated.
I thought about it and said, "Brother Cui, I don't think we can be blamed for this."
Cui Zuofei rolled his eyes and said, "So you mean to blame me?"
It's all your own fault. If you hadn't hugged me now, wouldn't things have turned out like this? But I can only think about this in my mind. I'm afraid that if I really make him angry, he will ask his backer, Mr. Chang, to come out and get rid of me.
"Do you really want to listen?" I asked.
"explain."
"As the saying goes, dreams occur frequently every day, and the spirit can predict good and bad luck. Zhuangzi saw an illusory butterfly, and Lu Wang foretold a flying bear. Such bad omens are the retribution for your son's past life..." Before I could finish my words, Cui Zuofei had already picked up a banana and threw it at me.
"Don't try to fool me with my tricks. Am I that easy to fool?" Cui Zuofei continued, "Just tell me how to solve it today, or I will really fight you today."
I know that Chang Tianqing exists, and the guy on the other side should know about it too. Suddenly, the guy on the other side said, "I'll give you a whole blue diamond, and then it will be much easier to play Landlord."
"What? You want to get rid of me just for a blue diamond? Am I such an easy person to get rid of? How long is the blue diamond?"
"It's an annual fee. I'll find you an expert to help you win a few million beans first. How about that?" the guy opposite tempted. I knew he was an expert right away, and he must also know Cui Zuofei very well.
"Well, let's talk about this later. I just want to drink some wine, but I usually like to drink 20-year-old Moutai. I really can't drink it if it's not 20 years old." Cui Zuofei suddenly sighed.
"Hehe, what a coincidence. A customer of my Yi Fu Restaurant just gave me some Moutai. It's a little old, more than 30 years old. It's a pity that after 10 years, it's not as old as your favorite 20 years, Brother Cui. But it's still drinkable."
"No, no, I don't want your wine. Look at what the customer gave you. Is it appropriate for me to take it?" Cui Zuofei pretended to be shy at this time.
"It's suitable, absolutely suitable. What's our relationship? I'll get you some wine later." said the guy opposite.
"Well, my bones are almost healed, but my penis and hands still hurt." As Cui Zuofei said this, he glanced at me, as if he wanted to see what I would take out.
At this time, I thought, no, it’s not possible. I can’t afford to buy more than 20 years of Maotai. The annual fee Blue Diamond has been taken away by the guy across the street. I guess Cui Zuofei is not interested in any other membership. This really worries me.
Cui Zuofei looked at me for a long time without saying anything and then said, "This injury has delayed the business of the store. How about Xiaojiu come back and help me for two days until I recover?"
After hearing this, I guessed that this was Cui Zuofei's condition. After thinking about it, I came back to learn something from Cui Zuofei. There was nothing wrong with staying a little longer, so I said, "Okay, I'll stay for a few days."
"Haha, okay, let's go and drink some Moutai." Cui Zuofei shouted happily.
"No, Brother Cui, you just lie down, I'll get it." The guy opposite said, but Cui Zuofei ignored him and jumped up directly, full of energy. The guy opposite and I were stunned. It turned out that this bastard was lying to us. However, we dared not say anything, after all, Cui Zuofei's fighting ability was there.
When leaving the hospital, Cui Zuofei openly stuffed money into the hands of the doctor who diagnosed him with more than a dozen dislocated bones in front of us, leaving us speechless.
After we went out, we took a taxi. Cui Zuofei sat in the front, and my friend and I sat in the back.
After getting in the car, Cui Zuofei directly mentioned Fuzetang. It was quite boring in the car. Thinking that he still didn't know the name of the buddy next to him, he introduced himself: "Hello, buddy, my name is Wu Jiu, you can just call me Xiao Jiu."
"My name is Yi Xinxing, nicknamed the Harbin Daniel Wu. Nice to meet you." Yi Xinxing said while bowing to me.
"Xiaojiu, this is my brother who has been through thick and thin with me. He was busy some time ago and was unable to introduce you two to each other. He is an inventor and knows a lot of things." Cui Zuofei said in the front seat of the car.
I nodded. Yi Xinxing seemed to be a simple and honest person, but unfortunately his left hand was a prosthetic hand. I had mentioned him to Cui Zuofei before, but I had never seen him.
Later, when the driver saw that we were in high spirits, he boasted to us that he was a racing driver from somewhere. Anyway, he was just bragging a lot, but I felt that there was still a big gap between him and Fang Pengguang, a half-baked racing driver. But he was really fast, and he squeezed into the crowded lane. It should have been a half-hour drive, but even in the traffic jam, he still got us there in 40 minutes. It would probably take an ordinary taxi driver 50 to 60 minutes.
After arriving at the site, the three of us split up. I went to buy some cold dishes and other snacks, Yi Xinxing ran to get his bottle of 30-year-old Moutai, and Cui Zuofei ran back to the warehouse to clean up the site and came out to drink.
I bought some cold dishes casually, and then went back and entered the warehouse. Cui Zuofei had already found an altar. Yi Xinxing had also arrived, holding a bottle of Moutai and showing off to Cui Zuofei how he got this bottle of Moutai. It turned out that Yi Xinxing helped a rich man out of a difficulty, so the rich man gave it to him out of joy. This Yi Xinxing was very different from Cui Zuofei. He was a very honest person and adhered to the principle of never cheating. He always worked hard and would never take any money from anyone who came to him unless they were dirty people.
This is exactly the opposite of Cui Zuofei. Although Cui Zuofei will help those who really encounter dirty things, most of the people who come to him are just psychological. When he meets such people, Cui Zuofei will rip them off. In Cui Zuofei's words, these people are suspicious and they are not good people at ordinary times. After all, there is a saying that if you don't do bad things, you don't have to worry about ghosts knocking on your door. Later, I thought that this is indeed the truth, so it is usually those rich people who come to Cui Zuofei.
When Cui Zuofei and Yi Xinxing saw me coming back, Cui Zuofei took out his bowls and chopsticks and said, "Let's get drunk." After that, we started eating without saying anything. In fact, only modern people dare to eat on the altar. In ancient times, the altar was an extremely sacred thing. It was used to worship gods and ancestors. How could you drink and eat meat on it casually? In the past, if you did this, you might be buried alive.
I took a sip of 30-year-old Moutai, and actually I didn't feel anything special about it. It was almost the same as white wine, but the taste was stronger. I felt that it was not as delicious as beer.
Cui Zuofei took a sip of wine, sighed and said, "Now I can drink Moutai, and it's 30 years old. When I was in college, I liked to drink with my buddies, but we didn't have enough money at that time. We spent the first half of the month in luxury, but in the second half, we didn't have enough money. Later, everyone in our dormitory came up with a trick. We drank a small glass of white wine before drinking beer. You know what, this really saved us a lot of money." Cui Zuofei's face was full of nostalgia.
When I heard this, I sighed. Yes, college life was really interesting when I think about it now. I don’t know how Kaizi, Yanjing, and Fatty Cao are doing. I must call them when I have time. I miss them so much.
The three of us drank a lot that night, and my relationship with Yi Xinxing also improved dramatically. Although we drank a lot and were both drunk, Cui Zuofei was not drunk at all. He looked very proud of himself. I was stunned at the time. Later I found out that the little finger of Cui Zuofei's right hand can detoxify and cure diseases. Of course, I didn't know this until later.