I have to say that I am a real slut. Although I am now a policeman and have the skills to slay dragons, I can never hide the fact that I am a slut. A slut should live a slut's life. I am living a pure slut's life now. I lie in the hospital bed, eat, sleep and watch TV all day. I am bored to death. The important thing is that this TV can only search for two channels. One is the channel that broadcasts the Central News Network all day long, and the other is the idol drama of two unknown Korean stars.
I don't need to talk about the Central News Network. Although I don't understand it, I can still pretend to be cool and pretend to care about national affairs. But I really can't help but criticize that idol drama. I feel that all Korean idol dramas are basically the same. The men are always tall, rich and handsome. They are always pretentious. They talk pretentiously, walk pretentiously, and do everything pretentiously. And the women are always white and beautiful. They are very beautiful. Other men don't like them. But when they see the male protagonist, they squeeze up like cows.
Chinese idol dramas have made a big breakthrough. They are the exact opposite of Korean idol dramas. In Chinese idol dramas, the male protagonist is always a sissy, but he is definitely very handsome. The female protagonist comes from a wealthy family. Then the sissy's counterattack begins. This is probably the biggest selling point in China. All sissy like to see other sissy counterattacks. So the majority of people who watch idol dramas in China are sissy. However, Chinese idol dramas have another big breakthrough. No matter who the male or female protagonist is, one of them must have a terminal illness like cancer. Then after a long separation, the doctor will tell you: I'm just kidding.
I watched this idol drama in front of me. The hero and heroine have been together and broken up for seven or eight times. I just want to ask the screenwriter why they don't let them get married. Isn't this funny? Watching the woman on TV hugging the tall and handsome guy and crying, she was still yelling: "I don't want to break up. I don't want it."
"No, your uncle." I couldn't bear it any longer. I turned off the TV. Damn it. It's not that I have a bad temper. People who know me know that I have a good temper. But I have been lying here for 25 days. I watched these two break up for 25 days. I watched them finally get married and they still make a fuss. The doctor told me to rest for a month before I can go out. There are still five days. Damn it. I really don't know how to get through it. I stared at the ceiling in confusion. This is the most boring hospitalization I have ever had. I used to think that hospitalization was pretty good. Someone brought me food and someone played with me. Now they are all busy and have no time to accompany me. And maybe this time it is indeed a little too long. I am annoyed myself.
"Brother Xiaojiu, what are you doing?" Suddenly, Fang Pengguang's voice came from the door. I looked towards the door. Fang Pengguang was wearing a red suit and his hair was made to stand up with hairspray. He looked quite decent.
"Pengguang, you are so nice. You finally came to see me. You haven't come to see me for five days." I said to Fang Pengguang with a smile. Usually, I was always facing that big nurse lady, which made me feel depressed. Now I was very excited to see Fang Pengguang.
Who knew Fang Pengguang scratched his hair and said to me: "Hey, I'll come see you when I have time. Actually, I'm here to see a doctor with my girlfriend." As soon as Fang Pengguang finished speaking, a long-haired girl walked out from behind him. She was dressed quite fashionably, wearing a pair of sunglasses and red hair. She was a standard beauty. When she saw me, she smiled at me and said: "Hello. My name is Tan Ya. I'm Pengguang's girlfriend."
I looked at the woman in front of me and she seemed quite unfamiliar. So I said casually, "Pengguang, where is Xiaofen from a few days ago? Why can't I see her?"
Who knew that Fang Pengguang's smiling face suddenly froze as soon as I finished speaking. Tan Ya also turned to look at him.
Fang Pengguang twitched his lips and said to Tan Ya: "I believe this is a beautiful misunderstanding."
"Do you think I will believe you?" The girl named Tan Ya stared at Fang Pengguang and asked.
"Believe it. You must believe it. My brother was just joking. Right, Brother Nine." After saying that, Fang Pengguang turned around and winked at me.
I thought about it. I didn't want you to show off. So I pretended to be stupid and said, "Oh, no, no. It's not Xiaofen. It's Xiao Taohong. It doesn't seem right. I got them mixed up when you brought two girls out last time. But that Tan Ya is... I believe this guy won't play two girls at the same time. I believe he runs a shipyard."
When Tan Ya heard this, he turned around, raised his fist and asked Fang Pengguang, "Do you know what fists are used for?"
Fang Pengguang swallowed his saliva and said weakly, "It's used to cheer for the team."
"It was a beating." After saying that, Tan Ya punched Fang Pengguang in the stomach. I don't know if Fang Pengguang was pretending to be stupid or what. He immediately fell to the ground and didn't move. I was stunned. Later, Tan Ya glared at me. Then he said angrily to Fang Pengguang: "Mr. Fang, remember this. This matter is not over. I will let my brother chop you up. Fuck." After saying that, he left with his hips twisted.
Seeing Fang Pengguang still lying on the ground, I yelled at him, "Okay, man, that old woman is gone, why are you still pretending to be stupid?" But after I said that, Fang Pengguang still didn't move. I thought, if he wants to lie on the ground, he can lie on the ground, it's none of my business. After waiting for about three minutes, Fang Pengguang coughed and slowly stood up.
"Brother, there's no need to lie on the ground and act stupid. Why are you afraid of a woman?" I looked at Fang Pengguang with contempt. Fang Pengguang stood up and covered his stomach with one hand. After hearing what I said, he walked to my side with a gloomy face and said, "Brother, she is a black belt in karate. She is so close. If you let her punch you, she will probably kill you."
"What? Gangsters." I was stunned after hearing that. Thinking about the girl's thin figure, how could she be associated with the legendary black belt? But maybe she lived up to the saying: thin is thin, but with muscles.
Then Fang Pengguang sat beside my bed and rubbed his belly. After a while, his phone rang. When he answered the phone, his face became bitter. After hanging up, he asked me, "Brother Jiu, it's over. She wants to find someone to beat me up."
"Fuck you. You're a policeman and you're afraid of being beaten up." I really despised him from the bottom of my heart.
"No. His brother is the leader of the gangs in this area. She asked me to go to the nearest amusement park tomorrow to learn about this matter. According to the rules of the underworld, both sides will fight." Fang Pengguang said bitterly.