In the past, I always thought that the amusement park was a place for rich and handsome men to play. Later, I found out that I was wrong. It turns out that only sluts come here to play. The rich and handsome men all go to have sex. Who has the time to come to this lousy amusement park to play? The purpose of sluts coming to the amusement park is nothing more than to hook up with a fair, rich and beautiful woman. At this moment, I look at the many girls around me. I feel so happy. It is so much better than lying in the hospital and looking at the miserable face of that old lady.
At this time, Fang Pengguang also had a stupid look on his face. Although we were just beaten up, we only felt pain for a while. It would heal in a short while. I have been beaten by a bull head before, so how can I be afraid of this group of hooligans? I just let them do what they wanted. Ahem.
"Brother Xiaojiu, what are you going to do next?" Fang Pengguang looked at the countless pretty girls who kept passing by him, swallowed his saliva and asked me.
After listening to Fang Pengguang's words, I thought about it. But after thinking for a long time, I still had no idea. After all, I didn't go out to play often. So I said to Fang Pengguang: "Tell me, you are more experienced in playing."
Who knew Fang Pengguang would immediately reveal a lewd smile when he heard what I said. He looked at the crowd on both sides and whispered to me: "According to the general practice, you should first pick up a girl, and then accompany them to a haunted house or something. Once these girls are scared, they will desperately squeeze into your arms. At that time, hehe..." After that, he laughed lewdly.
When I heard this, I thought it was a good idea. I said to Fang Pengguang, "Then you go first and catch one for me to see."
"Learn from that." Fang Pengguang touched his messy hair and walked towards a beauty who looked about 20 years old. At this time, he didn't know that there were two footprints on his chest and the eye circles on his left eye were like a panda's. His nose was red and his hair was like a chicken coop. However, he felt good about himself at the moment. He walked to the beauty and snapped his fingers. He said obscenely: "Hey, little beauty, do you want to go to the haunted house with your brother?" After saying that, he blinked at the woman disgustingly. It made me feel sick.
There was a crisp sound of "slap". As expected, the beauty's aesthetic taste seemed to be quite normal. She slapped Fang Pengguang on the face. Then she cursed him, "You bastard, pervert." Then she turned around and left. The people around him also saw Fang Pengguang's actions just now. There were bursts of laughter immediately.
Fang Pengguang came back with a bitter face, scratched his hair and said, "Brother Xiaojiu, it was a mistake. That girl didn't know how to appreciate her level. Luckily I was the one who got on top. I only got slapped. If you had been on top, she would have probably chopped you with a knife."
I couldn't help but smile at Fang Pengguang's expression and consoled him, "Not really. That girl doesn't look too cruel. Maybe she saw that you are so handsome and slapped you in the face, and took the opportunity to touch your face."
Fang Pengguang, who was originally passive, suddenly raised his head and stared at me. I felt uneasy. After a while, he slowly said, "That makes sense. I didn't expect this girl to be so naughty." After that, he immediately turned around and walked towards the beauty and said, "Hey, beauty. If you wanted to touch me just now, just touch me directly. Why are you beating around the bush? This is not good. Isn't there a song that goes like this: If you want to touch, just touch me, but be open and honest."
"Pa. Pa. Pa." Three consecutive slaps. I vaguely felt that Fang Pengguang's face was swollen. Then the woman yelled at Fang Pengguang: "Does this count as touching you? Do you want me to continue touching you?"
At this time, Fang Pengguang's face turned pale. He said: A good man does not fight with a woman. Then he turned around and ran back. However, this time Fang Pengguang's mental state was obviously much better than before. After returning, he touched his hair and said: "See? This girl is addicted to touching me. Alas, being handsome is troublesome."
Actually, if Fang Pengguang said this normally, I wouldn't feel anything. After all, he does look good. He dresses very fashionably. He is indeed a handsome guy. But at this time, his face was swollen. He still had a dark circle under his left eye. Blood was slowly flowing from his nose. He looked even uglier than the unlucky guy.
"Ahem." I coughed twice. Looking at Fang Pengguang's expression, I said, "I said I can go over and get her phone number, QQ, etc. for you. Do you believe me?"
"You. Even a handsome man like me can't do that. Don't go. Otherwise, you'll be chased and hacked." Fang Pengguang looked at me with contempt. I actually knew that my current situation was not much better than Fang Pengguang's. My face was also covered with bruises.
"Just tell me what I would say if I came. You know I won't do anything that doesn't benefit me." I said to Fang Pengguang with a smile.
"If you want to come, I'll give you a thousand dollars. Hum. If you don't want to come, give me five hundred dollars. How about that?" Fang Pengguang said as if he was sure of winning.
"Deal." I smiled and thought to myself, you idiot, get ready to pay.
I then walked towards the beauty and said to her, "Hi, beauty. Can we be friends?"
The beautiful woman glanced at me coldly and said, "What? You also want to learn from that guy just now and let me 'touch' you."
It seems that she saw that I was in the same group with Fang Pengguang. I smiled awkwardly, scratched my head and said, "To be honest, I made a bet with my friend. If I can get your phone number and QQ, he will give me 1,000 yuan. I will give you 300 yuan. How about you give me your phone number and QQ?"
"I want six hundred. Otherwise I won't give it to you." The beautiful woman said firmly.
"No, pretty girl, you have to leave some for me. How about this, 50-50." I then quietly took out 500 yuan from my wallet and pretended to hug this pretty girl. She saw me taking out the money and didn't resist. I did this because I didn't want Fang Pengguang to find out. I secretly gave the money to this pretty girl. Then we pretended to have a conversation. Then she took out a piece of paper and wrote down her contact information. You know what, she's quite dedicated. She even wrote down her home address and other things. Finally, she said to me, "Handsome guy, next time you have such a good thing, remember to call me."
I smiled after hearing this, waved at her and turned to walk back. At this time, Fang Pengguang behind me was already dumbfounded.
"How about it." I waved the note with the beautiful woman's contact information in front of Fang Pengguang and said, "Hurry up and give me the money."
"Brother Xiaojiu, how did you do that?" Fang Pengguang looked at me in admiration and said, "You are so useless. Why would she still give it to you? Is it because she has a heavy taste?"
"Give me money. I'll tell you if you give me money." I looked at Fang Pengguang with contempt.
Fang Pengguang immediately took out a thousand yuan and handed it to me. Then he asked me, "Brother Xiaojiu, tell me quickly. How did you do it?"
I smiled and didn't hide anything from Fang Pengguang. I told the woman everything I said. Anyway, the money was already in my hands. Fang Pengguang couldn't beat me. I wasn't afraid that he would go back on his word.