But when the three of us walked a few steps, we saw an office. Inside, a doctor was checking a patient's pulse. There was also a 50-something-year-old woman looking at the two of them with concern.
Because they were close to the door, I heard the doctor say to the patient: "This time you have several hemorrhoids in your mouth. Go home and eat a few pounds of arsenic and some rock sugar, and you will be cured..."
When the three of us heard this, we immediately stopped and looked at the doctor. Isn't this guy a poisoner? As a people's policeman, I feel that I have to step forward at this time. But just as I was about to go in and ask the doctor, the patient suddenly stood up and said to the old lady in her 50s next to him: "Mrs. Li, it seems that your son wants to be a doctor too much. He has mental disorders. You can buy some medicine and take it first..."
I immediately broke out in a cold sweat. It turned out that the patient was the doctor. The doctor was just a mental patient who pretended to be a doctor. Sure enough, as soon as the patient finished speaking, the doctor drooled and looked like an idiot.
"Oh my god. This is a lousy place. It's hard not to become a psychopath if you stay there for too long." I said in a cold sweat.
"I agree." Liu Peng and Fang Pengguang also wiped the sweat off their foreheads and said.
But this did not stop us from moving forward to the fifth floor. We continued to walk up the stairs. Suddenly, a doctor in doctor's clothes rushed out from above, holding a bunch of medical records in his hand.
"Hey, doctor. Where is the dean's office on the fifth floor?" I asked the doctor casually. After all, I was too lazy to find it after going up to the fifth floor. I asked now so I could go there directly later.
The doctor looked to be in his fifties and was bald. After hearing what I said, he smiled and said to me, "You've found the right person to ask me. You know, I've been working in this hospital for a long time. Come. I'll take you there if I have nothing else to do." The doctor looked quite normal.
"That would be the best. Thank you, doctor." I smiled at the doctor after hearing that. The doctor took us upstairs. But after walking two floors, I felt that the doctor was kind enough to take us upstairs, but now the atmosphere was too silent. No one said a word. Would it make the doctor feel that we were too indifferent
"Doctor, how long have you been working here?" I asked the doctor.
"It's been more than 30 years. It's quite a long time." The doctor pushed his glasses and said.
"More than 30 years is a long time. So what do you do in the hospital?" Liu Peng asked casually.
"I'm doing research." Suddenly the doctor stopped talking, turned around and smiled at us. His mouth was drooling, and he looked like an idiot.
I felt something was wrong as soon as I saw him. I asked carefully, "Are you a researcher? What do you research?"
"Being studied." The doctor giggled.
"Fuck you." I kicked him after hearing that. Then the three of us rushed over and beat him up. But we were very measured in our attacks. It only hurt but didn't injure him. It only hurt for a while but he wouldn't suffer any problems.
After I beat him, I kicked him into a corner. I angrily said to Fang Pengguang and the others, "Damn it! Is there no normal person in a mental hospital?"
Suddenly, two men in suits and ties came down from upstairs. They looked to be in their thirties. One of them yelled at us, "Who is making a fuss? Can't you see our minister is inspecting?"
"Finally, two normal people have arrived." Liu Peng looked at the two people and sighed, saying, "I am Liu Peng, a police officer. You two can continue to inspect. We are investigating the case."
I suddenly felt something was wrong. I asked this person, "What kind of minister are you?"
As soon as I finished speaking, two staff members suddenly ran out from upstairs. They rushed over and grabbed the two men who claimed to be ministers. They apologized to us and said, "I'm sorry. These two patients are sick again. The police are joking around like this. Please don't mind."
I was sweating coldly at this moment. What was going on? But at this moment, two men in suits suddenly grabbed the two staff members. One of them said apologetically, "I'm sorry. These two patients always think they are the staff here. We couldn't catch them after trying for a long time. We had to use this method to lure them out."
I admit that I am actually confused now. What is this? It's like playing Infernal Affairs. Damn it. Just like that, the two men in suits took the two so-called "staff members" downstairs.
"Brother Xiaojiu, why don't the three of us leave? I'm worried that we'll become mentally ill if we stay here any longer." Fang Pengguang looked at the four people going downstairs and suggested to me.
I also swallowed my saliva and said, "What a shame. Just be smart later. Remember, don't trust anyone except the three of us. If they want to play Infernal Affairs, I will play with them."
"Okay." They replied. Although the three of us started to walk upstairs, the strange thing was that no so-called mentally ill patients appeared during the period. We reached the fifth floor without encountering anyone. In fact, this hospital is quite large. One floor is also very large. As soon as we went up, a person passed by us. The strange thing was that he was holding his leather shoes and said, "Sell this batch of stocks to me. Just make 5 million. Have you bought the island I asked you to buy for me in Africa last time? If you have, I will come here in my helicopter in a few days."
I looked at this guy. There were holes in his socks. He still had money to buy an island. The most important thing was that he bought an island in Africa. It was really weird. But at this time, I was a little used to it. Everyone who came in was weird.
There are more than a hundred rooms on this floor. We started to search from the left. It was really shocking to see the signs on the doors of those houses. The White House, Zhongnanhai, etc. are all ordinary. There are countless space stations and Ultraman planets above. There is also a room called the PLA World War II Command Post. This is the one I remember most clearly because when we just passed this PLA World War II Command Post, a patient rushed out and hugged Fang Pengguang and shouted, "Chief."
I originally thought Fang Pengguang would kick him. Unexpectedly, Fang Pengguang actually cooperated and hugged him in his arms and asked, "Xiao Qiang, what's wrong with you, Xiao Qiang."
The patient turned around and lay in Fang Pengguang's arms. He looked at Fang Pengguang lovingly and said, "Commander, Xiaoqiang was shot more than a dozen times just now. He was also hit in the butt by a rocket launcher. It seems that I can no longer accompany you to help you eliminate Jiang's bandit army." After saying this, he imitated the way of spitting blood on TV. However, he didn't spit out blood, but spit out a lot of saliva. Then he punched Fang Pengguang in the mouth.