"Fuck you." Fang Pengguang kicked him directly. Then he said, "It's okay for me to play along with you. I can tolerate you spitting on me. But what's the big deal about your mouth coming close to me?" After saying that, he was still so angry that he kicked him a few times.
"Commander, no matter how you look at me, I will always be your Xiaoqiang." The patient still looked at Fang Pengguang lovingly. We were so disgusted that we ran away immediately.
What a lousy hospital! You can't play like this. We walked a short distance forward and suddenly a door opened. We looked over reflexively. Unexpectedly, it was a Taoist priest in a yellow robe. He winked at us and said, "Come in."
The three of us hesitated for a moment. The Taoist priest looked quite normal. I said, "Let's go in and take a look."
When we entered, we saw that it was actually a Taoist temple. There were many bottles and jars on the side, but they were all sealed with talismans that I didn't recognize.
"I would like to ask for your Dharma name, Taoist priest." I looked at him and immediately bowed and asked.
"My name is Jianglong Daoist. I am a disciple of Mount Mao." The Taoist bowed to us and said, "I used to travel around. Later, I found that this city was full of demons, so I came here to subdue them. But I didn't expect to be arrested as a mental patient. I was imprisoned for three years. Alas."
I was shocked when I heard that. Although I still had some doubts about this Taoist priest, his eyes did not look like a mental patient at all. I believed him now. I bowed to him and said, "Hello, senior. I am Wu Jiu. I came here because of some ghost stories. But I didn't expect to meet you. It's a great honor. I hope you can go out with us. I will send you back to Maoshan then." I thought that I would go to Maoshan in a while. Judging from the age of this Taoist priest, he should be of some seniority in Maoshan. When I go there, they will treat me better.
The Taoist who subdues dragons waved his hands at me and said, "There is no rush. It will be natural to go out. If I want to go out, I can go out easily. But I calculated that there will be a disaster outside soon, so I took refuge here."
"Well, if you really think so, I have no objection. Just contact me when you want to go out." I said to the Taoist who subdues dragons.
"Of course. My skills are pretty good. Look at this jar." The Taoist Jianglong pointed to a jar behind him and said, "This is a thousand-year-old female demon that was sealed. I fought with her for seven days and seven nights before I subdued her."
"Senior is really brave." I was shocked after hearing this. I didn't expect this old guy to be so fierce. He could even defeat a thousand-year-old witch. You know, anything with the word "thousand-year" in its name is not something to be messed with. It's easy to die if you're not careful.
"Haha. That's what happened back then. And what's sealed in this jar is a thousand-year-old snake spirit."
"This is the sealed blood demon."
"This seal is for the White Bone Demon."
"This is the sealed Great Demon King Piccolo"
"Wait a minute," I suddenly called him, "What you said at the end was mahjong."
"Lord Piccolo. I fought him for five days and five nights before I defeated him. Then I sealed him with the Mafuhaha."
"Bick, your uncle." I knew I was being tricked. Damn it. But I didn't rush up to hit him this time. After all, he was wearing a Taoist robe. He took Fang Pengguang and Liu Peng and smashed the door and left without looking back.
"Brother Xiaojiu, do you think we will become mentally ill when we go out?" Fang Pengguang suddenly asked me.
"You ask me. Who should I ask?" I said depressedly. I really understood a sentence. Mental hospitals are really not for human beings.
"Look. Dean's Office." Suddenly Liu Peng pointed in front and shouted. I saw it too. The three characters "Dean's Office" were hung high above the door. Damn it. I finally found it. No, why is the one next to it also called Dean's Office? I was stunned. The whole place was Dean's Office. Damn it. It was only then that I remembered that even the White House and Zhongnanhai have Dean's Office, so how could there not be a Dean's Office
"Brother Xiaojiu, I feel like I've been fooled." Fang Pengguang suddenly said to me.
"I agree. Liu Peng. Damn it. Call and ask what's going on. Why are there so many dean's offices?" I yelled at Liu Peng who was standing beside me.
"Okay, I'll call and ask right away." Liu Peng also looked extremely depressed at this time. He picked up his phone and dialed a number and started talking. After a while, his face darkened and he said to the two of us: "Fuck. The dean's office is not in this building at all. It's in another building. The building we are in is where the seriously mentally ill patients stay."
"What the hell? Didn't you call and ask before?" I asked Liu Peng.
"I also asked the other party. The other party replied that maybe the director was not there at the time and the mentally ill patient answered the phone. The other party didn't even know that we police were looking for Zhang Mingpeng." Liu Peng said to us.
"No. What if the person you are calling now is a psychopath? What should we do then?" Fang Pengguang suddenly changed and asked in a low voice. I also looked at Liu Peng with a puzzled look and said, "Pengguang's words make sense."
At this moment, I felt that the sky was full of mental illness and lies. What the hell was wrong with me? Suddenly, I felt a little dizzy.
No. I have to leave here quickly. Otherwise, I will become a psychopath. Thinking of this, he said to Fang Pengguang and Liu Peng: "Leave here quickly. Otherwise, we will definitely become psychopaths."
Liu Peng and Fang Pengguang naturally understood what I meant. The three of us immediately ran towards the stairs.
When we passed the Taoist priest's room, the Taoist Priest Jianglong rushed out and yelled at us: "Hey guys, come and listen to how I caught the great devil Piccolo."
Looking at the Taoist priest, I still want to say that I am a super Saiyan. No, no, don't think like that. I can't say that I am a super Saiyan. No, what if I am really a super Saiyan? Then I can save the earth. No one has proved that I am not a super Saiyan. "Pa" I slapped myself hard and cleared it. I almost fell into it. Once I fell into it, I really became a mental patient. It was too damn dangerous.
After running for a while, when passing the PLA World War II Command Post, the cockroach rushed out again, holding a tomato in his hand and squeezing tomato juice on himself. He yelled at Fang Pengguang, "Chief, please don't leave, Chief."
"Fuck you." Fang Pengguang ignored him. The three of us rushed down the building. After we rushed out, we saw the blue sky. We finally saw the blue sky.