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I coughed awkwardly when I heard that, and then asked the beautiful girl who graduated with big breasts, "Beauty, I know you have big breasts, but our company is special, and big breasts are useless. Just tell me, would you faint if you saw a ghost?"
"What? Ghost? Who knows about that thing? Let's talk about it when we see it. Who knows about that thing? Let's not talk about these unlucky things. Handsome guy, how about I be your secretary?" As she said that, the beautiful woman with big breasts threw me a wink.
I immediately shook my head and said, "I'm sorry, our job is not suitable for you."
When the beauty heard this, she snorted and turned her hips to find another place to work as a secretary. I shook my head, what kind of world is this? After waiting for a while, a boy who looked quite wretched came over and handed me a resume. I didn't accept it, but asked him, "How old are you? How old are you this year? What are your specialties?"
"Boss, my name is Wu Zhicong, I'm 19 years old. As for my specialties, just tell me what your company does, and I can tell you what my specialties are." Wu Zhicong looked quite smart.
Only then did I take a closer look at him. Wu Zhicong looked thin, with messy hair and glasses, but he was quite handsome. He wore a blazer on top and a pair of almost washed-out jeans on the bottom. He looked quite sloppy.
Come here, I waved at Wu Zhicong, put my mouth close to his ear and whispered, "Our company is a ghost catching and exorcism company."
"What?" Wu Zhicong was startled, and immediately held my hand and said to me, "Boss, I am definitely suitable for your company, believe me."
"Oh, what?" I asked.
"My ancestors have been catching ghosts, and I have been catching ghosts since elementary school. That's why my grades are so bad. Now I can't find a job. I also know a little about fortune-telling." Wu Zhicong said to me excitedly.
Damn it, I was even more excited at this time. You know, it’s hard to find someone who can catch ghosts now. Looking at this Wu Zhicong, the more I look at him, the more he looks like me back then. After thinking for a while, I said, "Okay, it's you. Move your things and go back to the company."
Wu Zhicong immediately said with a smile, "Okay, boss." He immediately helped me pack my things, and after we went out, we took a taxi and headed to our company.
"By the way, boss, how much does our company charge for catching ghosts?" Wu Zhicong sat in the car for a while. Probably feeling a little cold, he just found a random topic to chat with me.
"Is there any standard code for charging for catching ghosts?" I asked puzzledly.
"Yes, there are many exorcism companies like ours now, and the charges are different. But the market price is generally RMB 10,000 for a ritual, RMB 20,000 to 40,000 for exorcism, and more than RMB 50,000 for salvation. There are many other charges. I didn't remember them at that time, but they were collected by the boss, and we, the assistants, only got commissions based on a proportion." Wu Zhicong said after thinking for a while.
"What? Have you done this before?" I asked Wu Zhicong.
"Yes, to be honest, although I am only 19 years old this year, an old charlatan has been taking me on tours since I was 14. So boss, you can rest assured that my eloquence is first-class. No matter what kind of clients, as long as they come, I can fool them into giving me their money." Wu Zhicong boasted to me.
"That's not right. Do you know how to catch ghosts?" I asked Wu Zhicong doubtfully, "What are your five disadvantages and three shortcomings?"
"Of course I can catch ghosts, but that's not the main thing. The main thing is to be able to fool people. As for the five disadvantages and three shortcomings you mentioned, what are those?" Wu Zhicong scratched his head, as if he was confused.
As soon as I saw his look, I immediately understood, damn, after all this time I invited back a charlatan. Looking at Wu Zhicong's look, I sighed and thought, forget it, it's not a good idea to let him go now. I can only take it one step at a time.
Wu Zhicong was also quite smart. Seeing me sigh, he seemed to understand and comforted me, "Boss, you don't have to sigh. I understand what you mean. But let's not talk about whether there are ghosts or not. Even if there are, those who can really catch ghosts may not be as good as me at talking nonsense. So, tell me why you opened this shop?"
I thought about it and said, "To make money."
"I don't remember that. Do you think you can make money by hiring an old stubborn guy who can really catch ghosts?"
When I heard this, I immediately thought about it and realized, yes, that's right. It's really rare to find a Yin-Yang master with such eloquence as Cui Zuofei. If Mo Xuan were to open an exorcism company, he would lose a lot of money. But we are different. I am eloquent and can catch ghosts. I am a man of both literary and martial talents. And Wu Zhicong in front of me seems to have a good eloquence as well.
"Okay, but let me say this first. The performance will speak for itself. If the performance is not good, you know what I am saying." I also made my words clear at this time. After all, although Wu Zhicong said that he had a good eloquence, he had not seen it with his own eyes. It would be better to wait until he really saw it before saying anything.
"Boss, you can rest assured. If I really can't fool many people, I will resign on my own initiative." Wu Zhicong also gave me a military order.
"By the way, don't call me boss in the future. Just call me Brother Xiaojiu. Calling me boss seems too distant." I smiled. Actually, Wu Zhicong gave me a really good impression. Although he did look sloppy, seeing him reminded me of myself when I just entered society, and I immediately had a better impression of him.
I took Wu Zhicong to the door of the company which had already started renovations. I took a look inside and saw Fang Pengguang directing the workers to renovate. The store was divided into three floors. The first floor was the reception room where I talked business with customers. The middle floor was the office, and the innermost floor was converted into a bedroom. This was also my original idea. Anyway, I was too lazy to rent a house, and these two hundred square meters were enough.
Fang Pengguang ran over to me as soon as he saw me coming back. He looked at Wu Zhicong and said to me, "You're back. Who is this brother?"
I smiled when I heard that and explained, "This little brother is called Wu Zhicong, a new employee I hired, and he's a professional charlatan." I also emphasized the word "charlatan" at the end. Fang Pengguang also smiled when he heard that, and stretched out his hand and said, "Hello, my name is Fang Pengguang, please take care of me in the future. Don't worry, Brother Xiaojiu is easy to get along with."
Wu Zhicong nodded and said to Fang Pengguang: "Hello, Brother Fang, my name is Wu Zhicong. This is my first time here. I hope you can take care of me in the future."
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