Ahem, on the first day of school, I woke up early for the first time. Why? Because I was welcoming the new students. I don’t know who leaked the news at that time. Later, there was a rumor that it was spread by the school teachers, saying that there would be many female students coming this year. As a result, all the male students rushed to welcome the new students, not realizing that this was a conspiracy of the school.
That's right, it was a conspiracy. The school announced that the class would start at 7 o'clock, and the first 30 students to arrive would serve as the reception staff for the new students. Kaizi had to drag me to get up at 6 o'clock to grab a spot, but Fatty Cao and Glasses would never go. Fatty Cao said that he had no love for beautiful women, mainly because he was a sleepyhead. Glasses said that he wanted to leave time to type, but he typed really fast, leaving Kaizi and I far behind.
To get back to the point, when Kaizi and I arrived at the registration office, there were already seven or eight people sitting there looking sick. Based on our experience, we could tell at a glance that these comrades had just worked an all-nighter, and after working an all-nighter they still had to receive new students. They were truly worthy of being role models for perverts like me.
At seven o'clock, about fifty people had arrived. When our teacher saw that there were more than twenty people, he did not ask them to leave but said with a smile: "It's okay. The school leaders understand that everyone wants to welcome new students, so they have approved an additional twenty places."
Everyone was quite happy and said that the school leaders could understand the students. Only later did they realize that they had been cheated.
Everyone should remember that when I first arrived, there were only a few people coming to receive me. In fact, I only saw a teacher and a senior. The reason was that they all knew that reception work was not an easy job and didn't want to come at all. Although we sophomores were seniors of freshmen, there were still many things we didn't know.
Anyway, we were quite excited when we arrived at the reception desk, and indeed there were quite a few beauties, but it was totally disproportionate. Let me put it this way, there were ten people being received, five men, three women of average looks, and the remaining one was a beauty. How could we sort them
When they see a pretty girl, they all rush forward. When they see a man or a Fengjie, they dare not make eye contact with the teacher who is giving orders. This is the same as when the teacher asked questions in class before, everyone dared not make eye contact with the teacher. Even if there is an average-looking person, many people will go up to greet him. When they see a handsome guy, they will not pay any attention to him. So everyone feels very cheated.
However, it didn't take long before I discovered something even more annoying, that is, it was really damn hot today. It was okay in the morning and everyone felt very comfortable, but at noon, the sun was shining brightly on the ground, and it felt like it was being roasted on the ground by a fire. Later I realized that I didn't check the weather forecast when I went out today, and the hottest temperature today was 39°.
But at noon, I remembered that the school was kind enough to provide meals. I saw the teacher holding a box of lunch and walking towards us. I felt that the teacher was so cute. But when we took the lunch and opened it, tears could not help but flow. When I saw my lunch, I knew what was original ecology and green food. Damn, if you put shredded meat in it, it would kill people. I secretly took a look at the teacher's lunch. I felt that this guy must have put all the meat of fifty people into his bowl. It was all meat, and there was no trace of rice.
But we can't not eat, and eating authentic green food under the scorching sun is really a great feeling.
Suddenly, a beautiful figure walked out of the train station. The beauty had long hair, a high nose bridge, a cherry mouth, and was wearing a sports outfit. She looked extremely elegant.
Suddenly, Kaizi, who was eating a lunch box next to me, threw it away and yelled, "My cousin is finally here. How come she's here just now? We've been waiting for a whole day." Then he ran towards the beautiful girl.
Everyone was originally ready to rush forward, but when they heard Kaizi say that it was his cousin and that he himself rushed forward, the others didn't dare to rush forward either. Later, Kaizi went up and said a few words to the beautiful girl, then ran to the teacher to register, and then helped the woman carry her bag and so on.
Finally, when Kaizi was sending the woman to the car, I asked, "Kaizi, when did your cousin come to our school?"
After hearing what I said, the beautiful lady was stunned for a moment, gave Kaizi a blank look and said, "Who said I'm his cousin? But you're quite smart." The first sentence was said to us, and the second sentence was of course said to Kaizi.
As soon as everyone heard what the beautiful woman said, they understood everything. It was obvious that Kaizi was cheating, but this was also his own cleverness. Then, Kaizi walked towards the road to happiness amid everyone's envious and jealous gazes.
Everyone watched Kaizi and the beautiful girl walk away and then squatted down to eat their lunch boxes. Unexpectedly, I saw a beautiful figure walking towards me from not far away, and I recognized her. It was Han Keer. At this time, Han Keer was pulling a suitcase and wearing a white miniskirt. She glanced at the registration office of our school and then walked towards us.
I stood up and ran towards her, yelling, "Han Ke'er, what are you doing here?"
But suddenly someone shouted from behind: "This guy is from the same dormitory as the guy just now, and he still wants to use the same trick, everyone, come on."
"Little cousin, why are you here? I missed you so much."
"Wife, why didn't you tell me you were coming?"
"Fuck, that's my wife, why are you running away?"
"That's my cousin."
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Suddenly there was a noisy sound from behind.
I was stunned when I heard these words. It seemed that everyone thought that I was as shameless as Kaizi. How could I be like him? In fact, Han Keer was really a great beauty, and she was very elegant, and her face was very white. I felt that it was the result of too much contact with dirty things.
Han Keer was also startled. Seeing so many people rushing towards her, she thought it was a robbery. But when she saw me rushing to the front, she shouted, "Brother Jiu, what's going on?"
"Where are those guys behind?" I ran up to her and said breathlessly.
The group of guys behind me were also stunned. Seeing that Han Ke'er and I really knew each other, they didn't dare to rush forward anymore, which made me despise them for a while.
"Um, Brother Jiu is also studying at Chengdu Art Institute?" Han Keer asked me with a smile.
"Well, I'm here to welcome new students today. Come on, I'll take you to school." I said with a smile. Although I didn't help much when they were dealing with the extremely evil Yin Sha, we had fought together before, so I was still very enthusiastic.
Then I took her to the teacher's office to register, and then took her to find a restaurant to eat. It was boring to eat alone just now, but it was a different feeling to be with a beautiful woman.
When Han Ke'er heard me saying that I wanted to treat her to a meal, she disagreed and insisted that she treat me first. She said that it was a token of my appreciation for saving Sister Han. I thought about it and nodded in agreement, since it was just a meal anyway.
Then we found a random restaurant and started eating. On the way, I called Li Mingyao and told him that someone invited him to dinner and asked him to come over. When he heard that, he stood in front of me with a smile in five minutes. But when he saw Han Ke'er, he was stunned again. I told him that Han Ke'er invited him to dinner.
Later we ordered a few dishes and started chatting while eating. Han Keer told us that Sister Han was recovering well and would be discharged from the hospital soon.
I nodded and smiled at Li Mingyao and asked, "Old Li, you are really fast today. You knew it was a beautiful lady inviting you to dinner, so you came so quickly."
Li Mingyao scratched his unkempt hair and said, "No, I just happened to be here to do some business."
As soon as I heard him talking about business, I became interested and asked, "What's that sound? Is it solved?"
"It's just an ordinary storefront. It violates the Feng Shui rules. I will go and fix it later." Li Mingyao said nonchalantly. However, as soon as he finished speaking, Li Mingyao, who had originally had a rosy face, turned pale in an instant, and a trace of blood flowed from the corner of his mouth.
Han Ke'er and I looked inside and supported him, asking him what happened. Li Mingyao's eyes bulged out as if they were about to fall out, and his face looked hideous. The people eating around him were also scared.
Someone called 120, but after five minutes, Li Mingyao seemed to be a little better and pulled us out immediately.
Li Mingyao took Han Keer and me to an alley, squatted down, and held his head. Han Keer also wanted to call 120 immediately, but Li Mingyao said it was okay, it was an old problem, and it would be fine after a rest, so we should not worry. But how could we not worry? He looked like he had epilepsy just now. Could he have epilepsy? But he didn't look like he had epilepsy.
Although I was curious, I also knew Li Mingyao very well. He said this just because he didn't want us to worry. How could what happened just now be a normal thing? I'm not a fool. However, Li Mingyao didn't want to say it, and I didn't force him. I just whispered in his ear: "Don't hide anything, just say it. Remember, you and I are brothers."
I saw Li Mingyao's body tremble after I finished speaking. He was silent for a while and said, "I will tell you when I can. Please don't force me now."
Han Keer and I looked at each other and could only nod helplessly.