"No, damn it, how can this **** thing work? I am so elegant, handsome and charming, and I have charmed thousands of girls, but I can kiss this old man? Absolutely not.[kanz:ww.看..中,文,网" Wu Zhicong listened to what I said, and stepped back repeatedly, shaking his head like a drum.
"Brother Cong, please stop, if you let that old bastard get up, we will both be finished. I'm still a virgin, I can't die like this." I looked at the old bastard trembling less and less, and I was about to cry.
"You can't do that even if you kill me. Didn't you say you haven't had your first kiss yet? Go over and have some close contact with that old bastard and let him take your first kiss." Wu Zhicong shook his head.
"This won't do. What should I do if I am traumatized by my first kiss? Next time I kiss a girl, I will vomit. Brother Cong, you are a veteran and must have fought in the battlefield for a long time. When the time comes, you can go out and brag to others that you have kissed a zombie." I said to Wu Zhicong, and I became more and more anxious.
"Get lost, that can be called a zombie, it's just a pile of rotten flesh, if I were to kiss it, I would kill myself."
"If you kiss him and kill yourself, you can save my life, right? If you let him get up, we'll both be doomed."
"Get lost." Wu Zhicong also looked a little worried. Looking at his expression, I quickly said, "I will never advertise if I kiss him. I guarantee it with my character."
"Can I trust you?" Wu Zhicong said.
"Of course you can. A friend of mine has kissed her before, and he said it felt even better than Lin Chiling. Think about it, there are many people kissing beautiful women nowadays, but how many have kissed this rotten meat? Oh no, it should be a zongzi. You can brag to others when you go out drinking with them, and then you can say that this zongzi is a thousand-year-old beautiful woman zongzi. Wouldn't that be more prestigious?"
"This." Wu Zhicong hesitated a little.
"My salary will be doubled in two years." I said through gritted teeth.
"Hold down that old guy. It's just a kiss. How can I be afraid of him?" Wu Zhicong said while gritting his teeth.
When I heard Wu Zhicong say this, I immediately breathed a sigh of relief. It seems that my ability to deceive people has not deteriorated. Such a handsome young man from the 21st century can kiss a pile of rotten meat.
I quickly ran to the old man and held down his shoulders to prevent him from struggling. Wu Zhicong also sat directly on the old man's chest and placed the knife covered with gems beside him.
"Brother, I'm going to move my mouth, please cooperate, don't do a French kiss." Wu Zhicong swallowed his saliva and moved his mouth upwards. I watched his mouth getting closer and closer to the rotten meat. I don't know how many years this rotten meat has been there. I didn't know it at first, but now that I got closer, I smelled a foul odor, and I suddenly had the urge to vomit.
When Wu Zhicong's mouth was still five centimeters away from the lump of meat, he immediately raised his head, exhaled deeply and said, "Boss, I can't do it, damn it, just kill me."
"Don't have any psychological pressure. You should imagine that she is Lin Chiling. She is Lin Chiling." I comforted Wu Zhicong.
"I don't like Lin Chi-ling, I like my little flower." Wu Zhicong's tears were rolling in his eyes, and I felt upset too. Xiaocong, the boss is sorry for you.
"He is your Xiaohua, you imagine he is your Xiaohua." I continued: "Close your eyes, imagine you are riding on your Xiaohua's chest, then kiss her deeply, and then suck hard."
"Damn it, Xiaohua, here I come." Wu Zhicong took a deep breath, yelled, and his head was filled with worry again.
Five centimeters left, four centimeters, three centimeters, it's almost there, and I was getting anxious watching because I felt that this old zombie was about to stop trembling, and if it dawdled any longer this time, it would probably not make it.
Two centimeters, there are still two centimeters between the two lips. I saw that Wu Zhicong's tears had already dripped onto the face of this old man.
The child has wronged you...
"Ah, I can't do it." Wu Zhicong stood up and yelled, "It's impossible for me to kiss this thing."
When I was about to persuade him, he picked up the knife covered with gems and yelled, "I can't kiss these things of yours." Then he slashed down with the knife. With a puff, a few drops of black blood splashed on my face. I looked at the old zucchini and found that his head was separated from his body. His body shook for a while and then he was completely motionless.
Wu Zhicong also fell to the ground with sweat all over his forehead, gasping for breath and said, "Damn it, boss, how smart are you? You knocked him out with one knife, and you insist on making me kiss him? I'll do it." After saying that, he lay on the ground gasping for breath and took a rest. I looked at the old bastard and he was motionless. I breathed a sigh of relief and lay down, looking at the ceiling, which was full of totems.
"By the way, Xiao Cong, what happened to you guys after you came in? Why have you been trapped here for twenty days?" I suddenly thought that they were trapped here for so long, and something must have happened, so I immediately asked him.
"What? I've been trapped here for so long?" Wu Zhicong was surprised when he heard it. "There was nothing wrong when we entered this ancient tomb, and we brought a lot of dry food. Later, I walked into a corner and looked back. There was a wall behind me. All of them disappeared. Then I kept wandering in this ancient tomb. Maybe this ancient tomb is too big, so I didn't meet them at all. Anyway, we brought a lot of food, so nothing happened."
"Those three bastards outside have been chasing me for a long time. Every time I hid, they would find me in less than ten minutes. Later, I accidentally fell into a trap. Fortunately, it was just a pit, so I hid in it. I don’t know how long those bastards have been looking for me, but they never found me. I hid in the pit. My dry food is almost gone, so I wanted to come out to look for Fang Pengguang and the others, but those three guys chased me here, and then I ran into you."
I felt relieved when I heard him say that. I originally thought they were all dead, but now it seems that they were just trapped in some traps or mechanisms. Fortunately.
"Here, biscuits and water." I threw a few packets of biscuits and water to Wu Zhicong. Wu Zhicong took them without any hesitation and ate them up voraciously. I felt a little sad seeing this. He was only 19 years old and he came here to risk his life. Oh, what a trick of fate.
"By the way, boss, does what you said just now about doubling my salary for two years still count?" Wu Zhicong suddenly looked up and asked with a smile on his face.
"Hehe, it doesn't matter. Didn't I tell you to give it a kiss before you can add it? Otherwise, just hold that head and kiss it a few times, and what I said just now will work just as well." I said after coughing.
"Fuck you." Wu Zhicong was about to rush over to hit me, but suddenly there was a loud banging sound from the stone door, which was even louder than the initial sound, and cracks appeared on the stone door.
Damn, those three rookies outside are about to come in.
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