"No, I am not the kind of person who doesn't care about loyalty." Wu Zhicong shook his head: "Don't worry, it's just a few evil cult members who were blown to pieces. Tomorrow I will open my Yin-Yang eyes and shoot them to death. Let them know how many eyes Prince Cong has and how powerful Second Master is."
"What Second Master?" I asked.
"Erlang Shen, don't you think I look like Erlang Shen now? So cool." Wu Zhicong said to me with a little excitement.
"You're crazy." I gave him the middle finger and went back to my room to sleep. I don't know if I am a heartless person. Tomorrow is such an important day, I should have insomnia, but as soon as I lay down, I fell asleep in less than ten minutes.
The next day, very early in the morning, horns were blown in the distance and firecrackers were set off everywhere, making it just like Chinese New Year. I originally felt quite festive, but when I thought about the wedding of that pretty boy and Qiuxiang, even though I was going to grab the bride, I still felt uncomfortable all over, so I yelled outside: "Is someone dead? Setting off such stupid firecrackers." After yelling, I felt much better.
At this time, there were wedding characters everywhere outside, and people outside were all smiling. I gave the middle finger to the outside, then washed up, and put on a suit that I picked out at Miao Long's house. Since I was going to snatch the bride, I had to surpass the pretty boy opposite in all aspects. It was impossible for him to be good-looking. Although I didn't want to admit it, that pretty boy was really handsome. I don't know how he looked like that, but he looked like Takeshi Kaneshiro. It must be a genetic mutation. Well, looks are given by parents, they are innate, not that kind of thing. I compared his temperament with his, looking at the messy hair, melancholy eyes, and sexy stubble in the mirror. His temperament is really better than Lao Yi, the Harbin Daniel Wu.
Just when I was considering whether to apply some snake oil cream on my skin to make it look sexier, Wu Zhicong pushed the door open. Damn, Wu Zhicong dressed up today, wearing a red jacket, dark jeans, and a stainless steel necklace. But he looked very energetic, and his hair was combed. When he saw me looking in the mirror, he twisted his hips and walked to my side, looked in the mirror, and said, "I'm naturally handsome, some people can't compare to me. Actually, I don't want to show off. After all, the human body and skin are inherited from parents. Hey, why did my parents make me so handsome? Ah, fuck, Xiaojiu brother, what are you doing? Don't do it."
The last few sentences were after I took action. What action? I shaved his head! I have to say that Wu Zhicong is a little handsome, but to put it bluntly, he is a sissy, with non-mainstream long hair. Damn, I don't believe you can still be handsome after shaving your hair? It happened that I had a pair of scissors next to me at the time, so I pushed Wu Zhicong to the ground with one hand, and then pressed his arm with my knee to prevent him from screaming.
"Brother Xiaojiu, don't do this. I don't want it, I don't want it." Wu Zhicong obviously knew what I was going to do. This kid usually valued his hair more than his name, and at this time he struggled like crazy.
"You can scream, but no one will pay attention to you even if you scream your throat out." I sneered, then grabbed his bangs and cut them off with one click. Immediately, the hair on his forehead floated down, and before he could react, I had just cut it off.
"Ah!" With a scream like a pig being slaughtered, Wu Zhicong actually pushed me off the bed, causing me to fall so hard that I rubbed my shoulders and stood up and said to Wu Zhicong, "Fuck, don't do this, it hurts... Xiaocong, don't scare me, calm down."
At this time, Wu Zhicong's eyes slowly turned red. Fuck, it can't be that serious. Can this stimulate him to open his Yin-Yang eyes? He is too fragile. At this time, his right hand holding his hair is shaking constantly, and his eyes are also turning red.
"Xiao Cong, don't ejaculate. I still need your help at night. If you ejaculate, you will have no strength at night." Wu Zhicong has to lie down for several days after using the Yin-Yang Eyes once. If he uses the Yin-Yang Eyes like this now, he will be miserable.
Fortunately, Wu Zhicong took a deep breath and calmed down slowly. Then he hugged his legs and started crying convulsively. I looked at Wu Zhicong and shook my head. Damn, is it necessary? I gave him a middle finger, and after making sure that he would not continue to go berserk and turn into a yin-yang eye, I turned into the bathroom and continued to study whether to apply snake oil ointment.
"Hey, are you okay? Why did you scream in there just now?" Miao Long also pushed the door open at this time. He saw Wu Zhicong lying on the bed with his legs hugged and twitching, while I was looking at the mirror smugly. He immediately looked at me in shock. I didn't care at first, but then I thought and said, "Fuck, uncle, don't get me wrong. He wanted to show off. Bah, no, he wanted to show off so I pushed him down. Fuck, what the hell is going on."
“Young people nowadays are really daring.” Miao Hu left after saying this. I looked at Miao Hu’s back and shook my head bitterly. Damn, what the hell is going on? I’m being wronged. Then Wu Zhicong also recovered, but his face looked as if he had been raped by a hundred dinosaurs. He was so miserable.
Fortunately, there is a barber shop in this village, which has everything. I took Wu Zhicong to the barber shop to get his hair cut, and they styled his hair into a bullet head. But, how should I put it, if a handsome man looks handsome, any hairstyle will make him look handsome. If Wu Zhicong hadn't cut his hair, he would have been a pig and a sissy, but with the bullet head, he would have been a combination of Sylvester Stallone and Donnie Yen. He looked more manly and handsome. Fortunately, this village is full of men. If he were in the city, he would have been kidnapped and raped by dinosaurs. Okay, I admit that I am envious and jealous, but there is nothing I can do. Although I am not ugly, I am a little inferior compared to those handsome guys. It's okay at other times, but now I am competing with that pretty boy Zhang Biao, and I always feel bad for losing to him in an event.
Wu Zhicong also calmed down quite quickly, mainly because I was coaxing him like a big shot, praising his new hair and so on. The compliments made me feel sick, but kids are kids, and he started laughing when I coaxed him like that. Then he started saying that I was a sissy. My hair was not short at that time, and I guess if he couldn't beat me, he would have rushed up and cut my hair.
Well, this is just a small episode. I also saw Qiuxiang. I don’t know what their custom is. Qiuxiang wore a white wedding dress and was very beautiful. There were also two bridesmaids, both of whom were very beautiful. Then they started to go from house to house to toast and pay respects to the elders.
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