I was still sleeping that day, probably around eight o'clock in the morning. Qiuxiang hadn't called me yet, but my phone rang. I picked up the phone and was about to turn it off, but when I saw it was Fang Yaozu, I suddenly realized that something important had happened, so I picked up the phone and asked, "Hello, Uncle Fang, what's the matter?"
"Hey Xiaojiu, I hope I didn't disturb your sleep. [, text first released] Fang Yaozu's voice on the other side didn't sound very anxious, so I felt relieved. It didn't seem to be a big deal.
"No, Uncle Fang, if you have something to say, just say it directly. There's no need to be euphemistic." I said bluntly. We could indeed skip those polite formalities with Fang Yaozu.
"Xiaojiu, it's like this. There's a problem in a hospital, you should come over here." Fang Yaozu said directly.
"What hospital? Isn't Uncle Hu there?" I asked.
"Miao Hu hasn't come back yet. As for which hospital he is in, I'll tell you when you get over." Fang Yaozu said with a smile.
"Hey, why are you being so secretive? OK, I'll be right there." I got up and put on a pair of jeans and a black suit, then ran my hands through my hair and ran to the bathroom to wash up and shave. After all, I'm now a semi-public figure. When I walk down the street, there are often parents pointing at their children and saying, "Look, this is the big hero brother on TV. We should take him as our role model and learn from him."
This kind of thing has happened many times, so I have to pay attention to my image. When I was leaving the room, I bumped into Qiuxiang. It seemed that she wanted to come to my room to wake me up. She looked at me like a monster and said, "You got up so early? This is not like our little brother Jiu's style."
"I have no choice. Several beautiful girls asked me out for dinner. I said I didn't want to go but they forced me to go, otherwise they would threaten to hang myself. Well, I am a hero after all. I can't just watch them hang themselves, right? I have to go and have dinner with them. Why did my parents give birth to me so handsome? Hey~" I said with a smile, but I didn't notice Qiuxiang's face darkened. She said directly: "If you dare to go out of this door today, I will beat you to death. If you don't believe me, you can try and see if you are really willing to selflessly sacrifice yourself to save others." After that, she turned around and went back to the house, slamming the door loudly.
"Hey, Sister Qiuxiang, I'm just kidding. Come out and listen to my explanation. I have something serious to say." I opened the door and suddenly a pillow hit me. I grabbed the pillow with one hand and said to Qiuxiang who was sitting in the bedroom watching TV, "Sister Qiuxiang, it's serious. I'm not kidding."
"No need to explain. Even if the Lord comes today, I won't let you out." Qiuxiang said with a pout. Although Qiuxiang knew that I was joking, if I really went out without her consent, I would not be beaten to death by her, but she would definitely beat me up. I would have to go to the police station later. It would be so embarrassing if others knew that I was beaten by my own wife.
"Oh." I sighed, and I took out my cell phone and called Fang Yaozu. I briefly told him that my wife and I had a quarrel, but I didn't say that my wife didn't let me go out. I asked Fang Pengguang to pick me up and then let Fang Pengguang come to testify for me. Fang Yaozu agreed immediately.
"Sister Qiuxiang, I really have something to do. My Fang Pengguang will come to pick me up later. You must believe him, right?" I said with a sigh.
"Just talk to him at the door. I'll close the door. You'll know after listening to what you say to him." Qiuxiang smiled and said, "I saw a TV series yesterday where the female lead treated the male lead in the same way."
After hearing Qiuxiang's words, I suddenly wanted to ask him to watch Kuaibo. I shrugged my shoulders helplessly. Korean movies now like to play these tricks. In fact, they are useless and can't reveal anything at all. Then I can just use two colors on Fang Pengguang and it will be ok, right
After thinking about it, I walked out of the door and closed it. I waited for about 30 minutes. During this time, Wu Zhicong also got up to continue to fool his followers. At 40 minutes, when my legs were almost weak, Fang Pengguang suddenly appeared in a very cool way. Why do I say he is cool? Fuck, in such a cold day, he was wearing a pair of beach pants with peach blossoms all over them, a mink coat on his top, and four girls wearing leopard prints behind him. Wait, girls, I looked at Qiuxiang's door with great concern and swallowed my saliva.
"Brother Xiaojiu, what's wrong? Are your legs weak from playing last night? Why do you need me to pick you up?" As soon as Fang Pengguang arrived, he showed the signature arrogant laugh of the second generation of officials.
My face turned green when I heard that. It wasn't because he was worried about me. I was afraid Qiuxiang would rush out and beat him to death, so I coughed, winked at him and said, "Qiuxiang hasn't been home these two days." I winked at him while saying that. Unexpectedly, when Fang Pengguang heard that Qiuxiang wasn't home, his face suddenly broke into a wretched smile and said, "That's perfect. Didn't Xiaojiu ask me to introduce you to some girls a few days ago? Come, these are two pairs of sisters. It took me a long time to pick them up."
In fact, I have to admire Fang Pengguang's IQ. Damn, they say that the second generation of officials are brain-dead. This data is definitely dragged down by Fang Pengguang's overall level. Can't he see the look in my eyes? At this time, I puffed out my chest and said righteously, "Nonsense, when did I ask you to introduce a girl to me? You have to tell me clearly."
Fang Pengguang narrowed his eyes, pinched his orchid fingers and gently patted my chest, and said with a lewd look: "You naughty boy, didn't you ask me to introduce you to a wife a few days ago? Now two beautiful girls are here, and Sister Qiuxiang is not here, and there are two rooms next to it. Isn't it all thanks to you that you can get the right time, place and people? Are you still worried that you can't lose your virginity?"
"Fuck you, you ruined my reputation like this." At this time, I was already cursing the Korean drama that Qiuxiang watched. In fact, I no longer blamed Fang Pengguang. This guy's IQ was already very low. Talking to him was an insult to my IQ.
"Oh my god, get lost. I was trying to help you but he's still scolding me. Don't bother with this idiot. Come with me to Hawaii." Fang Pengguang said as he turned to leave. I also wanted to sneak away when the door of Qiuxiang's room suddenly flew out. What happened next was too bloody and not suitable for children.
"Xiaojiu, how did you get injured like this? Were you attacked?" Fang Yaozu asked me with concern.
"It's all because of this kid Fang Pengguang!" I was sitting in Fang Yaozu's office with a bruised face and nose, pointing at Fang Pengguang who was working on the side.
"Oh my god, who knew Sister Qiuxiang was so fierce that she could knock the door panel away with one punch. Why didn't you tell me earlier that Sister Qiuxiang was hiding behind the door?" Fang Pengguang said and gave me the middle finger.
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