Ghost Stories on the Internet [388] Li Shigao is still crazy
I was in a good mood for a while, so I dragged Li Shigao to a clean restaurant near the entrance of No. 18 Middle School and sat down in a secluded corner. Li Shigao was really rude to me and ordered eight dishes in one go. Li Shigao was still the same, with a wretched expression on his face and messy hair. [Text first published on Fei|Su: Chinese, Wen|Net
"Brother, don't you have money to wash your hair? You made your hair so dirty." I looked at Li Shigao's hair, which looked greasy and disgusting. I thought about it and said, "I'll take you to the hair salon to wash your hair after dinner."
"Hey, okay, the lady must have a good figure and good skin." Suddenly, Li Shigao said to me in a lewd way. Looking at Li Shigao's expression, I almost beat him up. What kind of understanding ability does he have? Do I have to find Xiaojie when I go to the hair salon to wash my hair? Damn, this lewd old man has not changed.
"Get out, get out, go to Harbin to see your widow Wang." As I said this, I remembered the widow Wang that Li Shigao used to talk about all day long. Widow Wang was probably in her forties. Her husband died early, and she sold tofu at the vegetable market at the intersection of Fuzetang Street. At that time, Li Shigao often went to buy tofu and take advantage of her. However, Li Shigao was a smart man in normal times, but he was not very smart when it came to women. Originally, you had to do it secretly to take advantage of her, and the widow might even be happy to let you do it. However, Li Shigao once pressed his hands directly on that pure source of milk in public. At that time, the vegetable market was at its peak, and Widow Wang almost fought with Li Shigao to the death.
"A good man doesn't eat twice-cooked meat, that's all in the past." Li Shigao said calmly, "Since I'm here in Chengdu as the head of Maoshan, I have to act like a head. So I tell you, even if you force me to go to a prostitute, I have to ask for a lady who costs more than 500 yuan. I can't accept a lower price. After all, I'm the head of the sect after all."
"Uncle ***, a good horse doesn't eat meat that has been cooked twice, right? Damn it, it's grass that has been turned back. I've already brought you in, get out of here. Besides, people may not be willing to give you 5,000 yuan even if you look like this." I looked at Li Shigao with contempt. At this moment, Li Shigao was picking his nose with his little finger. He didn't look like a master at all. If I hadn't seen him kill the Evil Bull Head before, I wouldn't have believed that he was the head of Maoshan.
"It's all the same." Li Shigao sighed and said with a sad look, "I know you and Cui Zuofei dare to call me brother, scold me, and fool me. They treat me like an ancestor in Maoshan. They really want to worship me with incense and candles under my bed. I have been feeling that something is wrong for a while. Now that you scold me, I feel much better. It's really strange."
"You are a despicable person. Isn't it good enough that someone worships you as an ancestor? I also want someone to worship me as an ancestor." I know that what Li Shigao said is not false. From the last time I came into contact with those people from Maoshan in Meishan Town, I could feel that they respected Li Shigao very much, as if Li Shigao was an enlightened master. Many things are like this. If I were born in Maoshan and grew up listening to the legend of Li Shigao, saying how powerful and great Li Shigao was, I would probably worship him as an ancestor. But my first impression of him when I met him was that he was a wretched old man. So even though he became the head of Maoshan later, I still feel that he is just a wretched old man.
"You don't understand. Maybe you feel it's fresh at the beginning, but you will get bored if it keeps going on like this. When I get out of bed in Maoshan, I need two boys to serve me and pass me clothes. Oh, what a miserable life." Li Shigao sighed.
When I heard what he said, I stared at him and said bitterly, "Are you kidding me? Isn't this bad?" I finally understood that people with good destinies are all similar, but miserable people all have their own miserable destinies.
At this time, the dishes came up. There were eight dishes, seven of which were meat dishes and only one was a vegetarian dish. This was the only vegetarian dish I ordered. Looking at the way Li Shigao was wolfing down the food, I even suspected that he was being abused. Why did he look like he hadn't eaten meat for several months
"Slow down, slow down. No one is trying to snatch it from you. I want to tell you what you are doing. It looks like you are committing a sin." I asked Li Shigao. Li Shigao swallowed the meat in his mouth and said, "You don't understand my pain. Although we in Maoshan don't shy away from killing, as the leader I have to pretend to be cool. The rule for the leader of our Maoshan is that we cannot eat meat. Of course, this is a tradition. It's just for the leader to pretend to be cool. He says that he is pure-hearted and has no desires, and is wholeheartedly pursuing the way to immortality. Damn it, I feel like if I don't eat meat anymore, I will really starve to death and become an immortal." After that, he buried his head in his food again.
"Zizzi." Looking at Li Shigao's pitiful appearance, I can only say that he deserves to be punished. Who told him to be so pretentious? Pretending to be pretentious comes at a price. This is probably his price. I thought about it and asked, "No, if you are so smart, don't you know about cheating?"
"What the hell, I have two boys guarding me even when I sleep in Maoshan. Only when I go to the toilet no one follows me. But as a sect leader, how can I hide in such a place to eat? Anyway, there are people following me at other times. What kind of style is this for a sect leader?" Li Shigao said bitterly, but after a pause he said, "But I ate secretly in the toilet twice, and the taste was really unique."
"Oh my god, it's the stench, okay, okay, let's get down to business. I've been talking nonsense with you for so long, what exactly is the reason for coming to Chengdu this time?" I looked around. The business of this restaurant was not very good at this time. The waiters were all chatting outside the storefront. When Li Shigao heard what I said, his face became more serious. He coughed and said, "There are actually two reasons for my visit this time. One is because of the zombies in Chengdu, and the other is about my junior brother, the Taoist Master Jianglong. I plan to let my disciples take him back to Maoshan."
"Master Jianglong is your junior fellow apprentice? No wonder he's so jumpy. I know about his affairs, and I was the one who dealt with the snake demon. Just talk about the zombie matter, and skip the second thing." I was still surprised when I knew that Master Jianglong was Li Shigao's junior fellow apprentice. But then I thought about it, the two of them looked about the same age, and both were from Maoshan, and most importantly, both were jumpy. I don't think I would believe if you said they had no relationship.
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