Then we all had some fun together for a while and drank quite a lot, mainly because they wanted to rip me off. It had been a while since we had a drink together outside like this, and we were all very happy, mainly because I was the one treating.
The next day, they each took three days off from their respective workplaces, preparing to have some fun. The guy with glasses also took a rare break from relaxing with us for two days. Finally, we started discussing where to go for fun. Kaizi's suggestion was to go to a coastal city, wear bikinis on the beach, and it would be so relaxing. Although I also wanted to go for that, but in the end, considering that I only had 10,000 yuan, it probably wouldn't be enough, so I ignored it.
Fatty Cao’s suggestion was to find a snack street or something like that and eat there for a few days. This was probably his dream, but he did not get everyone’s consent, so everyone voted against it.
Finally, everyone thought about it and went to ask Glasses. Glasses told me that there was a ghost town in Chongqing which was quite interesting. We guessed that we had never been to Chongqing, and we didn’t know if it was a professional habit, but we wanted to see the legendary ghost town, so we agreed. Kaizi and Fatty Cao also thought it was quite interesting, so we decided to go and have some fun together. After all, Chengdu is quite close to Chongqing.
But when it comes to Chongqing, I think of the story my master told me since I was a child. I have always been curious about where my parents went, but my master didn't tell me, so I didn't ask. I will really ask my master when I have time.
Anyway, since everyone had discussed it, we headed straight to the train station without taking any luggage, as we would only be there for three days. However, I still took some necessities with me, such as cow's tears and some talismans. I've gotten into the habit of carrying these things with me.
Sitting on the train, everyone was talking and laughing all the way. It is said that there are many beautiful women in Chongqing, and it is actually true. We were dazzled by the sight of them along the way, especially Glasses who was very active. I don’t know if it was because he had been typing at home for too long, but his mouth was never idle. He would chat with anyone he caught, especially on the train. When Glasses saw a beautiful woman, he would go up to her, ask for her phone number, and talk about life. I looked at the beautiful woman’s boyfriend next to her, and my eyes were about to burst into flames, so I immediately pulled Glasses back.
Just kidding, that beautiful girl's boyfriend looks like a fitness coach, with muscles all over his body. I estimate his abdominal muscles are equivalent to those of four of us, provided that we all have abdominal muscles. I won't talk about the fat guy, who has fat all over his body and just a few bones. The handsome guy is better. I just remember that he excitedly told us some time ago that he had four pack abs, which made us despise him for a while. As for me, ahem, let's not talk about abdominal muscles.
Anyway, I felt that if that man came up and fucked the four of us, he would have at least an 80% chance of success. When I pulled my glasses away, she turned around and said to the beauty, "Look at your boyfriend, he looks like a baboon. It's a pity that you are so beautiful."
I didn't care about anything when I heard that. I immediately jumped out of the glasses one meter away. Sure enough, the man couldn't stand it anymore. But this is normal. No matter which man is called a baboon, he will probably get angry. The man walked up to me, lifted up my glasses and said, "You have the guts to say another word?"
**It's a naked threat, but it seems that this baboon brother really doesn't understand glasses. Based on my understanding of glasses, he will definitely say something next.
"Baboon." The man with glasses pushed his glasses frame and said these two words calmly.
"We three don't know him." Kaizi and I immediately said to the baboon.
"No explanation needed. You two, one, two, three. Four of you, come out and fight me." The baboon's face turned red with anger.
"Okay, husband, stop making trouble. Besides, they are right. You just look like a baboon. It's okay. I love you as a person, not your appearance." Suddenly, the beautiful woman next to the baboon came up to persuade them to stop fighting.
I felt really fucked up when I heard this. Is this woman's way of trying to stop a fight? This is simply adding fuel to the fire.
"If anyone calls me a baboon again, I'll beat him to death." The baboon brother glanced around the carriage. Those who were watching the fun naturally didn't dare to say anything.
"Baboon, help me put it down first." Suddenly, the word "baboon" came from the mouth of Glasses who was still held by the baboon. Many years later, after Glasses became successful, someone asked me to evaluate him. I said: Sometimes I don’t know what Glasses is thinking. He dares to do things that ordinary people want to do but dare not do. He is brave to challenge. Some people say that there is only a fine line between genius and madness. I think they are talking about him.
Sure enough, just as everyone expected, Glasses flew five meters in a parabola. Although I wanted to go up and help when I saw Glasses being beaten, I held back when I saw the baboon's biceps. I kept telling myself in my heart that it was all Glasses' fault and he deserved to be beaten.
Anyway, the most this guy would do is beat up Glasses, and he wouldn't dare to cause any real trouble. I just watched as the guy rushed forward and punched Glasses who had just stood up, and Glasses fell down again.
But within a few seconds, Glasses struggled to stand up again, saying, "If you have the guts, beat me so hard that I can't stand up."
When the baboon heard this, he rushed forward and punched Glasses again, and Glasses fell down again. Then he stood up again and let the baboon hit him. I feel that this scene is so similar to the scene in Stephen Chow's movie "Lord of Destruction" where Stephen Chow fights the black bear
But at least Star has the Invincible Hot Wheels, so what can Glasses do? Type? Not for fighting. Seeing Glasses accumulating anger and about to explode, suddenly, a police officer came over.
"What are you doing, fighting? When you get off the bus, follow me to the police station." The conductor saw this situation and said angrily to the baboon and the man with glasses.
The originally angry baboon, upon seeing the flight attendant, lifted up his glasses, hugged them, and said with a smile: "No, no, we are just friends, we are just joking."
"Is this how you play? Don't think we policemen are stupid. Come with me and we'll go to the police station to explain later." The flight attendant still insisted on taking the two people to the police station.
Suddenly, the baboon smiled and whispered something in the conductor's ear, and then the two of them went to the toilet in a lewd manner, which probably took five or six minutes.
Finally, the conductor came out with a satisfied look on his face and said, "Okay, make fewer jokes among friends in the future. It's not good if things get out of hand." After saying that, he looked at the baboon meaningfully, turned around and left.
I guessed that these two people must have had an affair when they went to the toilet. When I saw the policeman's butt twirling as he walked away, I became more convinced of my idea.
"Bah, you idiot. You're just lucky this time because it happened on the train. If I see you somewhere else next time, I'll cut off your tongue." After saying this, Baboon even showed off his hair to pretend to be handsome, even though he had a buzz cut and had no hair to shake.
After the baboon had gone far away, Kaizi rushed over, pulled up his glasses and said, "Brother Glasses, next time you curse someone, you have to be more careful. At least pick someone that the four of us can handle."
"Nothing, I'll draw circles and curse him when I get back, and see if he dies." Glasses said domineeringly, and finally adjusted his glasses and said: "Mortals who only know how to act recklessly, the wisdom of mortals."
Seeing him say this, I knew that he had gone insane from typing so much, so I couldn't help but smile and said, "Okay, it's nothing serious, I still have to play later."
"It's nothing, just some superficial injuries. It's much better than the inexplicable injuries I got last time."
I knew that the mysterious injury that Glasses mentioned was the one I beat him with, but I didn't tell anyone, so no one could know. This time Glasses' injury wasn't too serious, and after a short rest, he was alive and kicking again. However, Kaizi, Fatty Cao, and I kept a close eye on him and didn't let him mess around again, otherwise he might run into a baboon again.
Apart from this, there was nothing special on the train. Finally, we got off the train in a place called Changshou District, and then transferred to Fengdu. I was full of curiosity about this ghost town, so I would wait until I got there to see how many ghosts there were in the ghost town.