"Xiaojiu, how long have you been here?" Cui Zuofei asked while playing QQ Landlord.
"It's been almost a month." I counted the days and said, the days go by so fast. Before I knew it, a month had passed. I had fooled four or five rich people in this month, all of whom were idiots. None of them really got into trouble. I have almost 10,000 yuan in my pocket. This job makes money really fast.
Brother Cui looked outside at the sky. It was getting late and the sun was about to set. "Do you know why your master asked you to come to me?"
Isn't it just that you can make a lot of money here, so I come to make more money? What else can I do? I thought so in my heart, but I said, "Brother Cui is busy with business every day, and the master is afraid that you can't handle it, so let me help you."
"Your master wants me to train you. Look at yourself. What else can you do to catch ghosts besides using talismans? Without the talismans, you are just a piece of trash. Any small monster can kill you in seconds. What's more, what will you do if you encounter a boss in the future?" Cui Zuofei said without turning his head while looking at the computer.
Although I am unwilling to accept it, it seems to be true. What else can I do without the talisman? I might die if I encounter a ghost. "Brother Cui, how did my master ask you to train me? You are not here to let you train my ability to deceive people, right?"
Cui Zuofei smiled contemptuously: "Do you think my ability is just my mouth? You will know my strength in the future."
"Forget it, how do you want me to train you, Master? Just wait for customers here? And then we help them solve their problems?"
"No, you will know when you come with me to a place later."
"Where are we going?" I asked puzzledly.
"You'll know when you get there. Leave the talismans in the store. You won't need them later."
“By the way, Brother Cui.” Before I could finish my words, Cui Zuofei suddenly yelled, “Fuck you, idiot.”
I thought Cui Zuofei was mad at me, so I wanted to apologize first, after all, we were on someone else's land. Before I could continue talking, Cui Zuofei continued to yell, "Fuck you, do you know how to play? If you don't know how to play, get out of here. I still have one card left. You f*cking exploded and played a pair, but what about the landlord? Damn, it's ok to let the landlord go with two cards, after all, you took them back, but the landlord still had one card left and you f*cking played a 3... Oh my. My happy beans." He cursed while typing away on the keyboard quickly.
I stared at him blankly. It turned out that he had lost the game of Landlord. I thought it was something else. After thinking about it, I prepared to go out to buy groceries. After all, it was almost evening and I hadn't eaten dinner yet.
Walking to the computer: "Brother Cui, what are we having for dinner tonight?"
Cui Zuofei turned his head and looked at me. I saw that his eyes were almost gone with laughter. "Xiaojiu, what do you want to eat tonight?" That voice was more than just **. It was simply **.
No, it smells like conspiracy. I said weakly, "Brother Cui, anything is fine. I'm not picky about food, just a braised pork and pig's trotter soup will do."
After he finished speaking, I saw Cui Zuofei's face suddenly changed: "How can we, the cultivators, eat such meat? No, no, Xiaojiu, it seems that your heart for cultivation is not mature yet." His voice was powerful and righteous.
I have been here for nearly a month and I have figured out his personality. Wretch is his nickname. ** is his nickname. In today's terms, he is a loser.
"Then tell me what to eat."
"Well, Xiaojiu, I see that you look yellow, so you need to eat more radishes to replenish your body. Tonight, you can eat shredded radishes, stewed radishes, or braised radishes. By the way, when you go out to buy groceries, bring me a chicken drumstick. I'll let this old monk take care of the sin of eating meat."
Damn it. My face is yellow because I have been eating carrots for a month. Damn it, I am so tired of eating carrots that I want to vomit, but you still buy chicken legs every day to tempt me. Although I cursed Cui Zuofei in my heart, I still had to eat.
"Okay, Brother Cui, I'll go out and buy some groceries."
"Well, go ahead. Oh, there's one thing I forgot to tell you. Give me your QQ number and password. I've lost all my numbers. I don't even have beans for a new number."
It turns out that was the last number, no wonder I was so excited.
When I was leaving, I turned to Cui Zuofei and said, "Brother Cui, don't always mention me. You need to understand your position. You are a disciple of Mount Longhu in front of customers, but you are a Taoist priest. Don't let it slip in front of customers."
Brother Cui smiled confidently and said, "Of course I know this. Go buy some food. I'm starving."
I slapped my forehead and thought, it's over, there's no hope.
The supermarket is not far from here, just two blocks away.
Soon I bought radishes at the supermarket. I stood at the door of the supermarket and looked at the big bag of radishes. Who knows how bitter I felt? I ate these crappy radishes for a whole month. It was okay at first, after all, radishes are delicious. But I got tired of them in less than ten days. But at that time, I didn't know Cui Zuofei's character, and I thought it was really like he said, eating more radishes is good for the body.
I looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle and thought, "Oh, God. Please strike this bastard to death with thunder. I want to eat meat."
"Pheasant, pheasant for sale, freshly braised. Young man, do you want a chicken? Forty-eight each, absolutely good quality and cheap, you won't be cheated."
Damn, God can’t be so helpful.
I looked longingly at the old man selling pheasants.
"Uncle, it's not that I don't want to buy it, but my family doesn't allow us to eat meat recently. My mother is a Buddhist and has been a vegetarian recently. If I go back and let them smell the meat, I'll be finished. How about this, I'll give you ten yuan, can you smell this pheasant for me?" This is the pitfall of Cui Zuofei. He didn't want to buy meat, so he wanted to show that he was not stingy, but that eating radishes was really good for the body, so he stipulated that I was not allowed to eat meat without his permission. If he smelled the meat, I would be kicked out.
The old man smiled mysteriously: "Young man, you don't understand this, this chicken is my family's secret recipe, it has all kinds of flavors except meat."
I ran over and picked up a chicken and smelled it. It didn't smell like meat, but just like carrots. I was delighted: "I want all of them, sir."
"Young man, I can see that you are a man of temperament. I will give you an 20% discount, 80 yuan each. There are 15 of them here, for a total of 1,200 RMB." The old man, no, it should be called an old bastard, is he just asking for too much
"Uncle, this is not right. How can you raise the price? Wasn't it 48 just now? How come it became 80 in a blink of an eye? Isn't this a rip-off?" I said a little angrily. Isn't this obviously a rip-off
"What do you know, kid? This is my family's secret recipe. How can it be compared with other products? Go to the market and look for this kind of pheasant yourself. It's a good thing, and the price is this. Do you want it? Don't delay my business." The old man looked calm. He probably felt that he had me in his grasp. Did he think I would be succumbed to a pheasant? Am I such a vulgar person? I want to protect the peace of the earth. But Ultraman also eats meat. So I spent 200 to buy 2, but there was nothing I could do. When the old man heard that I didn't buy all of them, he stopped giving me the so-called 20% discount...
After I bought the braised chicken, I was afraid that Cui Zuofei would come out and see me, so I ran to a very secret public toilet. As soon as I arrived, I dropped the bag of rotten carrots and held a chicken. I kissed the chicken a few times, then took a bite. What a taste.
Ahem, maybe it's behind a public toilet, this definitely smells like chicken.
I haven't eaten chicken for a long time, yes, that must be the case. After thinking about it, I didn't care. In less than five minutes, I finished eating two chickens. Although the taste was good, I was hungry. Let's not talk about the taste. After all, it's still chicken.
After eating, I felt uncomfortable all over. I thought it might be because I hadn't eaten meat for too long. I was a little weak, so I didn't care. I lit a cigarette and took a puff when I suddenly felt a tightness in my anus. I immediately threw away the cigarette in my hand and covered my anus. There was no other way. If I didn't cover it, it might be like Mount Fuji erupting. I was immediately anxious. I hurriedly looked around. God was really helping me. There was a public toilet next to me. I slowly moved in.