But I just dare to think about it, and I will definitely not be stupid enough to rush up and call my sister-in-law.
This street is very wide, with a diameter of about ten meters. There are old buildings on both sides, and many shops. For example, a shop is very creatively named "Signature Shop". The sign of this shop says: Since you are dead, why not leave your name in the world? You only need 50 million ghost money to sign your name on the signature wall of this shop, and it will be immortal...
There are also shops selling cigarettes, food, and even souvenirs. There is also an even more outrageous one, a birthmark shop where you can get your birthmark printed. Deng Zhonghua and I went in to take a look. There were all kinds of birthmarks, but the prices were ridiculous. A beauty mole cost 30 billion ghost money.
There are even dragon birthmarks, just like tattoos. When I saw it, I thought, how dare you be born with dragon tattoos? That's awesome. Although in ancient times, if you had dragon tattoos on your body, you would be beheaded, unless you were born into the royal family.
Obviously, Deng Zhonghua coveted the dragon birthmark. Not to mention him, I coveted it too. However, the price on it cannot be bought with ghost money. It must be bought by a special government official, that is, someone like Heibai Wuchang who wants to be reincarnated. But who would be willing to be reincarnated like Heibai Wuchang or the Ten Kings of Hell? "
Anyway, the shops here are quite varied and interesting, which are basically not seen in the world of the living. Even when Deng Zhonghua and I were walking on the street, a ghost with a rather wretched look suddenly ran out, with a bowed body and wearing loose clothes.
He patted my shoulder and said, "Hey, stay."
I turned around, frowned at him and asked, "What are you doing?" This guy was just like a ticket scalper.
He looked around with a sly look, then kicked out two CD-like things towards his chest and said, "I have some good stuff, do you want some?"
“Fuck you.” I kicked him away, but when he came up to explain to me, I realized that I had misunderstood him. He told me, “Brother, this thing is called a male and female plate. Think about it, if you are a man in this life, how unhappy it would be to be reborn as a woman in the next life. Buy a male plate, and I guarantee that you will be reborn as a man in the next life…”
But after listening to him, I kicked him far away and cursed: "Don't you know that our party now promotes that having a boy or a girl is the same? You are still discriminating against genders here. Otherwise, I have something urgent to do and I have to beat you up now."
Of course, Deng Zhonghua next to me had a look of desire on his face. He was probably persuaded by the vendor. However, this thing called men's plate and women's plate must be a scam. If it was really such a good thing, why would they sell it in such a secretive way
I dragged Deng Zhonghua along and continued to stroll around. It was an eye-opener. When Deng Zhonghua and I walked under the Naihe Bridge, it was already an hour later. When I saw the Naihe Bridge and the Wangchuan River, I couldn’t help but curse, “Fuck.”
In fact, my first impression was that Naihe Bridge and Wangchuan River were small bridges and streams that were a bit eerie and elegant. I didn’t expect that the Wangchuan River was just like the Yangtze River, with turbulent waves.
What destroyed my view of the underworld even more was the Naihe Bridge. This Naihe Bridge was fifty meters wide, and there were fifty teams queuing up and walking up step by step. It was densely packed with ghosts.
"Brother, can you cut in line?" I was very anxious. After all, who knew whether the Tianli Sect had stopped the relic from repairing the seal and then hidden the location? If I went directly to tell the ghost catcher, he would ignore me. I could only find Meng Po.
"Get lost! I'm the only one who cuts in line with others. I've never heard of anyone cutting in line." The tall and strong ghost in front of me turned around and glared at me, but didn't cut me in and continued to wait.
I cursed inwardly, if this wasn't the place of the underworld, I would cripple you. But I just thought about it in my mind. Deng Zhonghua and I lined up obediently. Many of the people in the line were sitting on the ground playing Landlord (bought in the town), and there were also many people bragging to others about how many billions they had earned in their lifetime. Among the seven or eight people around me, four said that they were billionaires in their previous lives.
I was really impressed. The team was still moving slowly forward. After taking pictures for about three hours, I was finally in our team and reached the top of the bridge. I also saw what the top of the bridge looked like.
There are basically no ghosts on the other side of the bridge. These ghosts are blocked outside the railings. There are fifty entrances, and there is a ghost catcher at each railing. Only one ghost is allowed in at a time. The ghost who enters will be allowed to pass only after he drinks Meng Po soup, and then another ghost will be allowed in.
There were also ten stalls at this time. These stalls were just like the herbal tea stalls in ancient times. There was a beauty sitting in each pavilion. However, after a rough look, I didn't see Meng Po.
"What are you standing there for? Go and drink Meng Po soup."
The roar of the ghost brought me back from my thoughts. I smiled and nodded, and just as I stepped over the railing, I didn't expect that the railing started beeping like an alarm.
The ghost looked at the railing in surprise, then suddenly looked up at me and said, "Your life span has not yet ended? What are you doing here?"
"I want to see Meng Po. I have something urgent to ask her." I looked at the ghost and pleaded. The ghost glared at me and said, "Ms. Meng Po, can you see me just because you say so? If I let you see me after saying a few words, wouldn't it be very embarrassing for me? And it would also make me feel guilty."
"Then hide your conscience." I know these ghosts are like this, and I handed over 3 billion ghost money with a smile. This is the money I haven't used up last time. The ghost took a look at the ghost money, squinted his eyes and accepted it, coughed and said: "Go in and find counter No. 1, and say that the business you are handling requires Meng Po to come out and sign. Don't tell them that I told you."
"Oh." I nodded and walked in. This is the top of the bridge. The middle is very wide, feeling a bit like a small square. I waited inside for a while, and Deng Zhonghua was let in by the ghost. Then I pulled Deng Zhonghua to the No. 1 counter on the far left to find Meng Po.
The person serving soup at counter number one was actually a beauty with red lips and white teeth, wearing a black dress. It seemed that all ten beauties were wearing the same outfit. It must be their work clothes.
Deng Zhonghua and I walked to the tea stall. Although it was a tea stall, it actually only had a table and a big pot. The beauty was making soup next to the big pot. Deng Zhonghua and I sat at the table and the beauty came over and asked, "You want to apply for the No. 001 Mengpo Soup service, right?"