After hearing this, I looked Chen Lei up and down. I didn't expect that such an honest country boy could have such skills. This really shows that appearance is not the best way to judge a person. Chen Lei scratched his hair and suddenly asked me, "Comrade police, what was that thing just now? It looked very creepy, like a monkey, but when you look closely, it's not a monkey. It's really strange."
I shook my head and said to him, "This is a charm monkey. Forget it. You won't understand even if I tell you. I don't think we can stay here for long. Let's pack up and leave overnight."
Although Chen Lei reacted quickly, the sudden appearance of the monkey still scared him. After listening to me, he nodded and squatted down to clean up.
“Woo woo woo…”
Just when we had packed up and were about to go out, we suddenly heard the cries of ghost monkeys outside. My face turned pale when I heard it. It sounded like there were at least a dozen ghost monkeys outside, or even more. Thinking of the sharp claws of the ghost monkeys, cold sweat broke out on my back. You know, although I have some skills to catch ghosts, I can't do anything about creatures like ghost monkeys that are half ghost and half demon, and they are also very fast.
Listening to the shouting outside the door, I definitely can't go out through the main door, otherwise they will make dumplings directly. Where did the monkey that attacked Chen Lei just now come from? It suddenly occurred to me that the monkey did not come in through the main door, but appeared directly on the stone statue, which means there is a passage behind it. I thought about it and ran to the back of the stone statue to take a look. Sure enough, there is a hole here that can accommodate a child in and out.
At this time, Chen Lei had already closed the gate of the dilapidated temple, and the monkeys kept banging on the gate. I looked at the crumbling gate and felt that it could not hold them back for long. However, looking at the hole in front of me, it was obvious that I was too small to fit through it.
At this time, Chen Lei saw me in a daze and ran over. When he saw the cave entrance, he said happily: "Police comrade, why don't you get out first? This gate can't hold for much longer. Although you are educated people, don't be so particular at this time. Emergency situations must be dealt with urgently."
"Oh my god, what does this have to do with anything? What are you talking about?" I looked at what Chen Lei said, but it confused me instead.
"Aren't you standing here in a daze because you feel it's embarrassing to go through this dog hole?" I didn't expect that Chen Lei, who is usually honest, would joke with me at this time. Do I look like the kind of person who cares about face? At least this kind of situation is not acceptable.
"Don't you realize that this cave is too small and I can't get out?" I said speechlessly.
When Chen Lei heard what I said, he shook his head and said, "Ha, that's no big deal, watch me." After that, Chen Lei walked forward and kicked the hole, and immediately the hole was kicked to a size large enough for an adult to enter and exit.
"Oh my god, this is a shoddy project." After saying that, I quickly got out.
After I went out, I waited for a while and Chen Lei came out. As soon as Chen Lei came out, I heard the sound of the door of the house falling down with a "bang".
"Oh shit, run." After saying that, I didn't care about anything else and just found a direction and started running. Chen Lei followed closely behind me. After running for a while, I realized that there were towering trees all around. People like me who don't go into the mountains often would be trapped if they got lost. But actually, I was lost now, but luckily Chen Lei was beside me. He was a native mountain man, so there would be no problem.
I ran as fast as I could, out of breath and sweating all over. Chen Lei wasn't much better than me. We kept running for about ten minutes. I couldn't run any more, so I sat down under a big tree. Chen Lei also sat down next to me, panting, and said, "Comrade police, I think we can get rid of them now."
I nodded, took a breath and said, "Well, maybe I can. I really can't run anymore." At this time, I felt my nose was very red. It was also very cold in the forest. I suddenly realized that I was only wearing a T-shirt. I was embarrassed.
Not long after we rested, suddenly there were a dozen black shadows above us, moving back and forth on the branches, and roaring "Woo woo woo...", as if they were angry because we ran away. It seemed that they had discovered us.
When I saw this, my vision went dark. I was stunned. How could they catch up with us again? It was impossible. We were running so fast and didn't make any noise along the way. There was no reason for them to catch up with us, unless they had a way to track us. But there was nothing on us that they liked, etc.
I suddenly thought of the story that my master told me, that the Yin-Yang master used a can of lard to lure out the monkeys. Could it be that these monkeys like lard very much? I suddenly remembered that Chen Lei bought a can of lard when he was in town. Could it be that these monkeys came to us because they smelled the lard
Although the reason may be found, it seems that this discovery cannot solve the fundamental problem now. It's really a headache. Looking at the roars of the monkeys on the branches getting louder and louder, I feel that they may rush down to attack us soon. There is no way. I took out the talisman in my hand and looked at it. The "Talisman to Suppress Evil Spirits" is no longer reliable. I have used it at the beginning. The reckless behavior has no effect on these monkeys. At most, they will suffer minor injuries, which cannot solve the fundamental problem.
The 'Five Thunderbolts Talisman' is too powerful, I think it can kill them instantly, but it's a pity that there are too few of them, so I can only kill a few. But I can use it to save my life when I'm in real danger later. My eyes turned to a talisman that I haven't used for a long time.
To be honest, I haven't used the 'Summoning God General Talisman' for a long time. The main reason is that it is too unstable. If I can get a great character, it's fine. But if I'm unlucky and get a few cowards, then I'm doomed. The risk is too high.
However, looking at the current situation, the chance of surviving by using the 'Summoning Divine General Talisman' is much higher than not using it. After careful consideration, I decided to use it. After all, I have used this thing before and had good luck.
I immediately told Chen Lei about the effect of this talisman, and asked him not to be too surprised no matter what he saw me like later. After hearing this, Chen Lei nodded. He should feel that there is no hope now, so he was naturally happy to see that my talisman still has this effect.
I did it right away. I covered my mouth and spit while looking at the 'Talisman to Summon the Gods' in my hand. Although I looked calm on the outside, I was chanting wildly in my heart, 'Namo Amitabha, Jade Emperor, Tathagata Buddha, Guanyin Bodhisattva, all the gods and Buddhas in heaven, please bless me, and bring me some awesome person.'
"God bless me, please obey my command." I shouted to the sky, feeling very powerful. Many birds and beasts around were scared away by me. Then I picked up the talisman and stuck it on my head. Suddenly, I felt that the world had become quiet.
"Who is calling me?" Suddenly a lazy voice came in my head.
"I don't know which immortal has come. I'm sorry for not welcoming you in person." I said.
"Hahaha, there is actually someone who doesn't know me, Old Sun?" Suddenly, the voice in my heart said arrogantly.
At this moment, I was actually shocked when I heard his words. Let me ask, which other immortal can call himself Lao Sun
"Fuck, Brother Chen, I'm so rich." I yelled at Chen Lei, who looked at me in confusion. But I suppressed my excitement and asked, "Are you the legendary Sun Dasheng? Sun Wukong, Fighting Buddha, Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"
"Woohaha, wrong, I am Sun Xiaosheng, my name is Sun Wuman, Fighting Monkey, the Great Sage of Qidi"
I was sweating when I heard his words: "Hey, Great Sage, did you give the wrong name? How about giving it again?"
"I am who I am, Sun Xiaosheng, Sun Wuman, Fighting Monkey, Great Sage of Qidi"
When I heard his words, I was extremely disappointed. I originally thought it was the Monkey King leaning over, but it turned out to be a dick that popped out from nowhere. Fuck, this is the Monkey King, give me back my Monkey King!!!