"You don't seem to like me very much and you're cursing me in your heart." The voice of the so-called Sun Wuman appeared in my head again.
"No, I didn't say that." I said perfunctorily.
"Do you need my help? I'll help you." Sun Wuman said.
"It was there just now, but it's gone since you came. You'd better leave quickly." In other words, the invited god can only leave voluntarily, otherwise I'm too lazy to waste time talking to him. What a joke, I can't entrust my own life to Sun Wuman, who may not even be as good as a coward.
"No, I just want to help you. I keep my word. If I say I will help you, I will definitely help you." Sun Wuman said firmly.
I was so embarrassed. To be honest, when I heard him say "No", I had already concluded that if I really dared to give him the control of my body, I would be dead. That was clearly the tone of a child acting coquettishly. Have you ever seen a tough guy act coquettishly
At this time, the monkeys on the branches seemed to be impatient, and they rushed down one after another. It felt like there were at least thirty monkeys. When I saw this, I said to Chen Lei behind me: "Be careful." After that, I reached out to take out the "Five Thunder Bombing Talisman".
But when my hand was halfway extended, I couldn't move it at all. Not only my hand, but my whole body was unable to move. This situation was the same as the feeling of Brother Hu possessing me. I knew that this Sun Wuman had already controlled my body. I watched the monkey getting closer and closer to my body, but Sun Wuman was still standing there motionless, making a cool move.
I watched the monkeys getting closer and closer, and I was extremely anxious, but this Sun Wuman didn't move at all. One of the monkeys was only one meter away from me. I felt like my brain was blank, and I could even see the monkey hair on the monkey's body. I felt like I was really dead this time.
But just when he pounced on me, in the blink of an eye, the monkey flew back. I looked and found that it was my right foot raised high that kicked him away. I was immediately overjoyed. I didn't expect that this Sun Wuman really had some skills.
Just when the monkey flew back, Sun Wuman suddenly grabbed the hair on my head with his right hand and pulled off a handful of hair. Then he put it in front of his mouth and blew a breath. The hair flew out and a stick appeared in my hand. This stick was not physical, but a stick formed by an energy body that glowed red like Hu Erge's fist.
"Oh my god, what is this? I didn't expect my hair could have such a brutal power to blow out a stick. Boss Sun, can you teach me how to blow it?" I looked at the stick in front of me, and my eyes suddenly lit up. If I could have this ability, when I encounter ghosts in the future, I can just grab a few strands of hair and blow them out to make a stick. How cool would that be? Now let's not talk about its combat effectiveness, it's cool just to look at.
"Who told you that my stick was blown out from your hair?" Sun Wuman asked in confusion.
I was stunned when I heard what he said, and asked, "If you're not going to blow it out with my hair, then why are you grabbing a handful of my hair?"
"Well, I usually watch Journey to the West too much. I saw that my idol Sun Wukong likes to pull out his hair when fighting. So I feel uncomfortable if I don't grab a handful of hair before fighting."
When I heard that, my face turned green. I touched the spot on my head where I had lost hair, and tears were already streaming down my face. My handsome hairstyle, I am so miserable. The TV drama is killing me.
At this time, Sun Wuman no longer cared about my reaction. He controlled me to pick up the stick and rushed into the monkey pile to fight. Suddenly, the shadows of the sticks were flying everywhere, the sky was dark, and the sun and moon were dim. Although it was already night and there was no light, that's the idea. Sun Wuman was really strong.
The monkeys were knocked away one by one. This Sun Wukong was full of monkeys, and he was really ruthless. In the bloodiest redemption, he hit a monkey on the head with a stick. The brain juice splashed everywhere, and the monkeys fell down one by one.
I looked at Chen Lei carefully. There were only three or four monkeys surrounding him. With his ability, he could just barely protect himself. I didn't have to worry about him. After fighting for about three minutes, more than a dozen monkeys were lying down.
Just after Sun Wuman blew another head, a monkey that looked slightly bigger than the other monkeys climbed up a tree, roared "Woo woo woo...", turned around and went into the dense forest. The remaining monkeys immediately stopped attacking and followed the bigger monkey into the dense forest.
When Chen Lei saw that all the monkeys had run away, he immediately sat down on the ground. There were many wounds on Chen Lei's back and chest, but I, under the control of Sun Wuman, was fine. Well, I can't say that I was fine, but at least I had one less tugging of hair.
"Boss Sun, you are my idol. I have decided to follow you in the future." I looked at this record, it was so cool, do I need to fight Qi Chaoyang in the future? My brother Man can send him flying with a fart.
"Hehe, I haven't accepted any younger brothers for many years." Sun Wuman said pretentiously. At first glance, this guy is a monkey who keeps up with the trend and basically understands all these Internet languages.
"Uh, forget it."
When Sun Wuman heard me say this, he immediately became anxious and said, "No, no, today I see that I have a connection with you, so I will accept you as my 38th little brother."
"Um, I'm the thirty-eighth. I'm so lucky. May I ask where the thirty-seven younger brothers ahead of me are? I'll treat them to a meal when I have time." Looking at Sun Wuman's strength, I thought those thirty-seven people must not be ordinary, at least not much better than me. It would be nice to make friends with them.
"They are all dead."
"Uh, they're dead." I nodded after hearing that, and suddenly I felt something was wrong. I was shocked. I felt something was wrong: "Boss Sun, why are they dead..."
"I don't know, he's dead anyway." Sun Wuman seemed to really not know.
I sighed. Never mind. This monkey is a complete lunatic. His strength is abnormal, but his intelligence is just so-so. As expected, a monkey is just a monkey.
At this time, I regained control of my body. I walked to Chen Lei and asked, "Brother Chen, are you okay? Is it serious?"
When Chen Lei saw me asking him, he shook his head and said, "I'm fine, just a little skin broken. I'll be fine after a rest. But comrade police officer, you were really awesome just now. You killed so many monkeys by yourself." As he said that, he looked over there at the pile of monkey corpses.
I chuckled and saw that Chen Lei was recuperating, so I sat down to rest. To be honest, I was not injured much, but you have to know that monkey Sun Wuman actually likes to do some difficult moves, like the first kick at a 75° angle. My small ligaments can't stand such torture. Now my legs are actually shaking.
After sitting down, I prepared to find Sun Wuman to establish a better relationship with him, because you know, he is a super powerful guy.
"Boss Sun, what do you like to do in your daily life?" I asked Sun Wuman. I knew that I should start the conversation by talking about his hobbies, and then slowly arouse his favor towards me.
"Read Journey to the West." Sun Wuman replied.
"Well, besides Journey to the West." Oh my god, this monkey is really cool and likes to watch TV.
"Besides Journey to the West, it's still Journey to the West."
"Don't you have any other hobbies besides Journey to the West? Like monkeys or something like that."
"Besides Journey to the West?"
"Yes, besides Journey to the West, what else do you like?" I asked expectantly.
"I figured it out, the sequel to Journey to the West." Sun Wuman said suddenly excitedly.
"Well, don't you like female monkeys or something? Those arms and legs, just think about it, don't you get excited just thinking about it and want to do something?" I said to Sun Wukong in a vulgar way.
"Why should I like female monkeys? What else can I do with a female monkey? You talk so obscenely, do you want to do it with a female monkey?" Sun Wuman asked innocently. Okay, I admit that I am evil. Since he likes Journey to the West, I will start with Journey to the West.
"Boss Sun, what part of Journey to the West do you like? Is it the White Bone Demon, the part where the seven spider spirits take a bath, the Kingdom of Women, the paradise for men?" I said excitedly.
"What's so good about that stuff? I like to watch the part where my idol, Sun Wukong, wreaks havoc in the sky, causing heavy casualties among all the gods in the sky. Even Taishang Laojun couldn't do anything to him. In the end, he made him develop flaming eyes and golden pupils. Don't you feel passionate when you watch those parts?"
"Damn it, why would I be so passionate about a bunch of men? As for the havoc in heaven you mentioned, I suggest you read a novel called The Legend of Wukong and you will understand the truth about the havoc in heaven."
"Okay, it's getting late, little brother. I'm going home first. When you want to see me in the future, use your talisman to find me. When you use it, just think of my name and he will come over." After I said that, there was no voice in my head.
I shook my head. I always felt that I had nothing in common with this monkey. I didn’t know if he was too naive or I was too evil. Well, it’s all the same.
Finally, Chen Lei and I waited until the next day, but the monkeys still didn't come back. The strange thing was that when the sun rose and we shone the light on the monkeys on the ground, the corpses had turned into foul-smelling pus, which was extremely disgusting.
Chen Lei also looked around and led me in one direction. The forest was slowly filled with the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, and it seemed to be full of vitality. However, no one knew how many secrets were hidden in this beautiful forest.
After another five hours of walking, Chen Lei was exhausted because he had walked for five hours on an empty stomach, as he had left the dilapidated temple in a hurry and had no food to eat. Suddenly, Chen Lei called out in a low voice, pointed to the sky and said, "Comrade police, we are almost there, I see smoke from cooking."
I listened to his words and looked up. Sure enough, there was smoke rising from the kitchen not far away. I could even smell the fragrance of rice. I followed Chen Lei to their village, Hongye Village.