Uncle?
Watching Zhou Jinyuan change his uniform on the spot, and change his body to preside over the consecration, the onlookers were stunned.
Have they ever seen such an astonishing operation, and the doctor can replace the priest
"You guys go back first, and take my brother with you by the way. I'll go back with them later." Zhou Jinyuan said to his colleagues in the hospital.
"... Well, Dr. Zhou is really versatile." Colleagues had black lines on their faces. Although they knew that Zhou Jinyuan was a Taoist monk, they were still shocked when they saw him put on the cassock.
I want to complain, it's already off work time, and I don't seem to be able to say anything when I'm going to "rescue the field"...
I can only applaud God!
Those villagers were more shocking than the doctors. Just now they were trying to persuade people not to be superstitious, but now they are going to consecrate them! Are you a genius doctor or a magic stick!
And I heard that this group was invited by Xiangluguan. Thinking back, it's no wonder that this expert who doesn't know whether he should be called a doctor or a Taoist priest would say that about their teacher.
They are regular soldiers!
Xianglu Temple is a very famous Taoist temple in Haizhou Province. If the teacher really dares to make trouble, let alone the issue of whether there are certificates or not, have you ever dealt with so many Taoist priests
The person who called to inform the teacher before, hurriedly called again and told the other side, if you come, don't show up, go back, this is really a master...
Daoist Zhao was helped to the car of the Third Hospital, accompanied by a young Taoist priest, and left the village with the free clinic team.
Zhou Jinyuan changed his equipment and carried Daoist Zhao's mahogany sword behind his back. He followed the remaining young Taoist priests to the factory, and followed a group of villagers to watch.
Some people asked him loudly, "Are you a doctor or a Taoist priest?"
"Nonsense, of course it's a Taoist priest. I knew that the doctor who treated me just now was so accurate, it must have been calculated!"
"Scared, did you figure out that you have some kind of illness?"
Zhou Jinyuan explained as he walked: "I have two jobs, just like you will go out to work in slack. One thing is another thing. Seeing a doctor is not calculated, and fortune-telling is not during working hours."
By the way, he popularized the concept that all evils and madness are diseases.
Originally, if Zhou Jinyuan pretended to be a doctor and advertised to some superstitious villagers that he was sick and went to the hospital, not everyone would listen.
Now, as the person in charge of a Dharma meeting, he explains when to go to a Taoist temple and when to go to a hospital. All villagers, whether they have faith or not, firmly believe in it and regard it as a standard.
——It is also due to the fact that Xianglu Temple is a well-known Dao Temple.
When we arrived at the master's house, the factory owner was a bit dissatisfied at first. He invited Master Gao Gong. The master was injured and put a doll on top of him. But seeing so many people watching and respecting the Taoist leader, he was happy again. Woke up, Dajue regained face.
Zhou Jinyuan did not disappoint him either. He was very aura in every gesture. He was also a young man, but compared with his nephews, he was very different.
"Tai Chi is high and thick, light and clear is heaven. A person can cultivate to the Tao, but he is a real immortal. The journey is over three thousand, and the time is 40,000 years. The alchemy opens the treasure book..." Zhou Jinyuan recited the subject along with the music in the dojo The writing is fluent and rhythmic.
Although he had only read it, he remembered every word of the long consecration text, and the ceremony was even more perfect.
The mage in charge sang together with a group of young Taoist priests, and some chanted alone. He not only had to memorize the steps, but also memorized the corresponding instructions and actions of each sentence, and assumed the most important responsibility.
After a consecration ceremony, it took nearly two hours.
"... the great way is boundless and inconceivable merit." After reading the last sentence, Zhou Jinyuan relaxed after finishing the ceremony. He was really tired after sitting in the clinic for a day and following such a long ceremony.
"Master, drink water!" A little Taoist respectfully offered mineral water.
— Even the old mages in the temple, with many years of experience, have to prepare and review the text before doing different rituals.
But Uncle Zhou didn't have any time to study at all, so the long and awkward text passed without a single stutter.
"Thank you, Daoist, let's go to the restaurant!" The owner of the main house warmly invited.
"No, let's have some boxed lunch. Brother Zhao is still in the hospital." Originally, it would be fine to have a drink at the master's house after the ceremony, but Zhou Jinyuan remembered that Brother Zhao was already in the hospital, and they didn't enjoy eating and drinking here. Go back and see him early.
With his explanation, the boss has nothing to complain about, "That's right, Daoist Zhao has worked hard too, please say sorry for me and Daoist."
After all, what happened to Daoist Zhao here, the boss even took an extra red envelope on purpose.
…
Sitting in the car on the return journey, Zhou Jinyuan took off his cassock, folded it neatly, and put it together with the ritual artifact, and then ate the packed lunch with the young Taoist priests.
He didn't eat dinner at all, and went directly to rescue the scene. He was so hungry after all the hard work, and he collapsed on the seat and took a nap after eating.
When it was almost time to reach the Third Courtyard, the little Taoist woke up Zhou Jinyuan, "Master?"
"... um, are you there yet?" Zhou Jinyuan rubbed his face and got up, "My colleague sent me a message that the person was in the emergency room for an examination and was still resting there. It's really not a big deal, but I'd like to observe at the foot of the mountain overnight It's better, you go with me to see him first."
It was already late when Zhou Jinyuan brought him to the emergency room.
The emergency center tonight seems to be a little busy. As soon as you enter, you can see a dozen or so young people who smell of alcohol sitting there. They are more or less injured, some are hanging water, and some are bandaging.
It's not surprising that many people come to the emergency department after drinking too much alcohol at night like this, and it's not surprising that they are injured, after all, accidents are more likely to happen after drinking alcohol.
The emergency doctor that Zhou Jinyuan knew was holding a patient's hand and saying something. Seeing Zhou Jinyuan coming, he greeted him, "The bed inside is fine, you can go and have a look."
"Thank you." Zhou Jinyuan glanced at the patient's hand, only to see that the hand was drooping extremely weakly. As soon as the patient spoke, there was a strong smell of alcohol, and he said with his tongue out, "Doctor, what the hell is wrong with me? what… "
The doctor on duty said with a headache: "I just said, you're drinking alcohol."
Another young man sitting next to him who was bandaging also spoke with his tongue open: "Nonsense—why can't you move your drinking hand? Is it because someone beat you to a bone..."
The doctor on duty continued to quarrel with the drunks: "No, and you just said that he has been hiding and hasn't touched anyone."
Zhou Jinyuan took a look at them, and then led the little Taoist priests inside. Daoist Zhao was lying on his back, in good spirits, and there was a disciple serving beside him.
"Brother hasn't slept yet? Will you not sleep well here, or I will take you to a bed in our department." Zhou Jinyuan asked. There are still vacant beds in the TCM ward, which is much better than the emergency environment.
"No need, I don't want to move if I want to get up. Even if it's noisy here, my mind is enough." Daoist Zhao saw them and asked a few words about today's ceremony. Hearing that everything went well, he breathed a sigh of relief.
"It's a good thing you are there, Junior Brother Zhou, otherwise we would have lost our credibility. And we have to wait until the next auspicious day to start work, which will delay the Lord's family a lot."
Daoist Zhao said in his heart that he was fortunate to know that Zhou Jinyuan had an amazing memory, and he would definitely be worried about being someone else.
"It's also a coincidence, it's time for me to help today." Zhou Jinyuan and Daoist Zhao said a few words politely, and asked all the little Taoist priests to go back, including the disciple who had accompanied the bed before. He simply stayed here to accompany him tonight.
"It's nothing serious for me, just rest. You can call a nurse if you need anything, so don't bother Junior Brother Zhou." Daoist Zhao hurriedly said, Zhou Jinyuan had worked hard all day, and he was embarrassed to ask someone to stay in bed again, especially since it was nothing serious.
"It's better to be vigilant by yourself. In case you need to go to the toilet, and I'm a medical student, these juniors will let them go back to rest." Zhou Jinyuan was young and older, and he had subdued the little Taoist priest many times. Ladies and gentlemen, they heard the sound and told Daoist Zhao to have a good rest, and prepared to go back obediently.
Seeing his resolute attitude, Daoist Zhao said embarrassedly: "I'm going to trouble my junior again. I wonder if you are sleeping next to me."
"I've already said you're welcome. I'll go get some hot water." Zhou Jinyuan took the cup and walked out, sending off the little Taoist priests, who still had to go up the mountain.
As soon as Zhou Jinyuan went out, the doctor on duty was about to come in, so he almost bumped into him.
The doctor on duty just got away, and said to Zhou Jinyuan: "Master, I didn't ask you just now, I heard that you did it on the spot after the free clinic today, and fought with the village god?"
His gaze was still following Zhou Jinyuan respectfully, wandering around the little Taoist priests who didn't dare to surpass his uncle. These are all the pawns of the great gods in their sect...
"This is too outrageous, the magic stick didn't show up." Zhou Jinyuan looked at him speechlessly, "Here, my brother was injured, and I presided over a consecration in his place. I said—why do you always have a doctor in the emergency department?" On the front line of spreading rumors, I have long wanted to ask, how did it spread? Who took the lead?"
He was very curious about the emergency department, why he was so busy at ordinary times, why he still had time to spread rumors, "Is it—"
"Huh? Really? I don't know either?" The doctor on duty smirked innocently twice, "I don't know who said it... so you are not a battle but a consecration?"
"Well, by the way, I told you that I went to help after get off work. You didn't talk nonsense to Director Xie, did you?" Zhou Jinyuan suddenly said vigilantly.
Director Xie is not in the courtyard at the moment, so don't go to work tomorrow and drag him to educate him.
"No!" The doctor on duty had just finished speaking, when the drunk man yelled again.
"Doctor—doctor, come here—"
A pretty big guy, twisted his body a few times like a slug, and shouted coquettishly.
The doctor on duty had goosebumps all over the floor and had to go there.
The patient who drank too much just now held the doctor on duty, "Doctor, why can't I move my hands—"
The doctor on duty felt a bit overwhelmed, "I just said that you will not recover this day. This is the radial nerve damage caused by alcoholism. You have been drinking for a long time, how can you recover so quickly!"
"You, you are talking nonsense, drinking, fighting back nerves... damage." The patient grabbed the white coat.
On duty, I was afraid of encountering patients who had been drinking, especially this group of people who had gotten into a fight after seeing it, they messed around and didn't follow the words. The doctor on duty couldn't lose his temper with him, so he pulled the white coat back from his hand dumbfoundingly.
"Let me take a look, the radial nerve is damaged by alcoholism?" Zhou Jinyuan walked over, squeezed the patient's hand and looked at it, not only the wrist was hanging down, but also the knuckles could not be flexed or stretched.
"Who are you? Why are you grabbing my hand?" As soon as the young man spoke, the smell of alcohol came to his face again. "Only a doctor can grab my hand."
"I'm also a doctor, don't you want to treat your hand?" Zhou Jinyuan pressed his pulse and said very forcefully, "Sit down! I'll take your pulse!"
With this scolding, not only the slug-like patient, but also the few companions sitting next to him couldn't help sitting up straight, like elementary school students being taught by a teacher.
The doctor on duty secretly admired the great god in his heart, and the young people in society who drank too much dare to teach...
"I'll take a few needles." Zhou Jinyuan touched it. A lot of needles were used in the free clinic today, but the rest should be enough.
"Don't, don't..." The patient drank too much, and began to enter the stage of inexplicable sadness and tears, and looked timid and did not dare to look at the needle in Zhou Jinyuan's hand.
The little Taoist priests were supposed to go away, to see what kind of nerve injury the master had treated with acupuncture, so they stayed and watched curiously. The patient couldn't even lift his wrist, and it looked quite serious.
Such a disease is called radial nerve injury in Western medicine, but in Chinese medicine, it is a wilt syndrome, just like Qu Guanfeng's leg. Zhou Jinyuan selected more than a dozen acupoints on the damaged hand, including Quchi, Shousanli, Zhigou, Yangxi, etc., to nourish qi and blood, soothe meridians and activate collaterals.
The doctor on duty looked at the acupuncture points he had pricked and thought there was something scientific about it.
Although he doesn’t know what acupoints are in these places chosen by the Great God, and what their specific functions are in Chinese medicine, but after studying modern anatomy, he will know that deep branches of the radial nerve are distributed in the deep parts of certain acupoints!
In addition, the patient began to cry after being needled—the needle feeling was too strong and he was a little uncomfortable.
…
At this moment, a few young people trotted into the emergency center, looked around at the door, and then stared at this side.
The doctor on duty noticed them and thought they were companions of these drunks and came to see them.
As a result, the next moment, those people pointed to this side and said: "The bastard is over there!"
They strode towards this direction, staring at those young people who had drunk too much, still muttering something, looking rather fierce.
The expressions of the doctor on duty and the medical staff all changed. It was worse than encountering a patient who drank too much. Another group of people came to seek revenge from the patient!
These are definitely not friends anymore, they are probably the ones who caused the drunks to come here, and they don't stop, they continue to come to the emergency room to seek revenge.
The doctor on duty thumped in his heart. Fortunately, he had not been in the emergency department for a short time. He immediately helped the patients up with other medical staff in a very tacit understanding, and prepared to stuff them into the duty room.
As soon as the door is closed, just call the security office, which is how they usually deal with similar situations.
But Zhou Jinyuan was not so fast. He was halfway through the needle application and was still twirling the needle under his hand. He just frowned when he heard the abnormal movement around him, and his hands didn't stop.
"Doctor Zhou, hurry up!" The doctor on duty urged anxiously. He was already standing at the door of the duty room. Seeing that Zhou Jinyuan was not in a hurry, he quickly put him down, closed the door and ran over. It was impossible to put Zhou Jinyuan and the others outside alone.
Zhou Jinyuan concentrated on administering the needles and didn't answer, but the little Taoist priests were clever, they didn't run around just now, and stopped in front of them without saying a word.
The Taoist priests in Xianglu Temple have to practice martial arts every day, and they are physically strong, but the young people on the opposite side have drunk a lot of alcohol. If they can't "persuade them to fight", they will not suffer.
This is one of the reasons why the doctor on duty dared to come over.
"Damn, are you still hiding here doing acupuncture?"
Following the other party's scolding, the patient seemed to wake up a little bit, struggling to get up, and at the same time tried to stretch his fingers, as if he could bend and stretch... The next moment, Zhou Jinyuan's palm covered his face, and he sat back, Can't move.
"What are you doing? The Taoist is still meddling in this business?"
"Sir, we have called the police..."
"What's the matter with you?"
"You dare to touch our uncle!"
"..."
The scene became more and more noisy for a while, the other party was quite inexplicable, and the medical staff were nothing more than that. I really don't know why a group of Taoist priests joined the quarrel. When did Sanyuan and Xiangluguan become brothers
The needle pierced deep into the acupoint and twirled it so hard that Zhou Jinyuan heaved a sigh of relief. His face sank and he turned his head to look at these people. Then he pulled out the magical wooden sword that was still used during the day on the back of a little Taoist priest, and rowed it out. Out of the crowd.
wooden sword
Before the opponent could sneer, Zhou Jinyuan had already swung the wooden sword out and tapped it on the opponent's leg.
The young man didn't expect him to move so fast, and he couldn't dodge in time. At that time, he only felt that he was poked like this, his legs were extremely sore, and he knelt on the ground with a plop.
For the few remaining, Zhou Jinyuan did the same thing, or slapped his back, or slapped his legs, and in an instant, they all fell to the ground! Another swip, by the way, pokes the alcoholic who still remembers, and he too goes limp.
"...Damn it!" The young man on the ground clutched his leg, the soreness still hadn't dissipated, it made him burst into tears, he couldn't move his leg in a daze, he hugged his leg with a wrinkled face, he didn't know how to relieve the pain Sour to the bones.
How could they have seen such a battle when they were fighting? It was too late for ordinary people to hide when they saw their ferocious appearance, just like those medical staff also hid in the duty room just now.
It's not like this boy, holding a wooden sword and poking them here and there, knocked them down!
"You still dare to move with needles in your hands?" It's really worrying, no wonder you are afraid of encountering drunk patients.
Zhou Jinyuan was still educating the patient to straighten him up, but he still had the needles, if the needles were pressed, it would be a bad thing to pierce them all in.
At this time, the security guards from the hospital had already rushed over, and those young people who were looking for revenge were still crying.
The security guard lifted the man away, and saw the man standing firmly, it was useless, he didn't know how painful he was when he looked at the crying posture, and when he picked up the trouser legs, there was not even a bruise at all.
This person was also taken aback, why didn't the pain stop when he stood up? After kicking my legs a few times, I really didn't feel anything.
"What are you looking at, do you still want to touch porcelain? Go see the police!" The security guard took him away.
…
The doctor on duty had only heard of a patient with a maniac subdued by the Great God, but this was the first time he saw him doing it with his own eyes, and his heart was surging at the moment.
Seeing that the matter subsided, he immediately spoke in the department group:
Those who are not on duty today will be sorry, Zhou Dashen came to the emergency room tonight, and happened to meet a few people who were drinking too much and making trouble, Yu Jian directly put them down!