Zhou Jinyuan felt that he was also a young man who often surfed the Internet, and felt that these people were too good at playing, as expected of e-sports.
On the contrary, the team members were happy when Zhou Jinyuan told them not to be so exaggerated, "Expert, why are you so embarrassed? Seeing how young you are, don't be so conservative."
Zhou Jinyuan: "...It's because your operation is too flamboyant!"
They laughed again, and the air was full of joy.
"Wait, is this what we call show operation?" I don't know who it is, but it matches Zhou Jinyuan's number in memory, "Expert, you were the one who used to ride the wheelchair on the street? Who operates you to show off hahahaha .”
"Pfft, is it Expert Zhou?"
"I know experts must be different..."
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
How should I put it, before meeting these people, Zhou Jinyuan also thought that his operation was enough to show off.
Zhou Jinyuan said speechlessly: "I think, if you speak louder, people passing by will hear it."
Everyone also laughed and laughed a few words, and instead of shouting loudly, they hummed a few words comfortably.
Within a few tens of seconds, someone suddenly remembered something and asked the teammates next to him: "Hey, aren't you live broadcasting? Have you turned it off?"
The man squinted his eyes and said as a matter of course: "It's not closed, I will continue later."
Everyone looked at his computer in unison. Indeed, if you have good eyesight, you can still vaguely see some dense bullet screens on the screen, which are so thick that they completely cover the screen. It is very lively at first glance.
Just been live broadcasting the whole time? !
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
Damn, won't the outdated Internet celebrity come back to life again, did you get a photo of your face just now
The LJJ players burst into laughter.
"Damn it, pills, what I yelled just now was broadcast live."
"Oh, I found out too late. Not only passers-by heard it, but everyone in the neighboring province heard it."
"Has the room been sealed yet?"
"I feel that this wave is going to be a hot search."
Fusheng Wuliang Tianzun, whether these people can still do it, Zhou Jinyuan turned his back a little, "It's okay, I'll come... Let me tell you how to pay attention to your posture in normal times."
While doing massage, Zhou Jinyuan interrupted to talk about the health-preserving class. This time, he actually brought some traditional Chinese medicine for soaking his hands, which can help invigorate blood circulation and dredge collaterals. Usually, he can use these herbs to heat water, and then do manual exercises after soaking.
After the end, Lu Meng expressed his gratitude in various ways, and gave Zhou Jinyuan a doll, which he said was their LJJ mascot, green and shiny, with six horns on his head, "By the way, Expert Zhou, let me give you some more LJJ coins, okay It is used to give rewards to our live broadcast room, just in time for you to watch the replay tonight."
Zhou Jinyuan: "...Thank you, I still won't watch it."
He also left his contact information. If other people have any health problems in the future, they can go to him for consultation.
Everyone reluctantly shook hands with Zhou Jinyuan, and someone threw a towel at him: "Come often when you are free, expert!"
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
…
After all the treatment and nonsense, when the team member who started the live broadcast returned to the computer, it was already half an hour later.
He suddenly discovered that the popularity of the live broadcast room had soared several times, and people kept coming in.
"Hey, so many people?" The team members all wowed, and this number also broke the record for the number of people online in his room.
[Finally back, I just want to see how long you guys can last... I already knew that LJJ is not a serious team!]
[Did you know you made a big news?]
[Crying loudly, those who saw the news on Weibo are late!]
[It's okay, someone must have recorded the screen, there is evidence to suspect the car!]
[Sao is still LJJ Sao, as soon as I entered the live broadcast room, my whole family was shocked]
[Hahahahaha, I'm late, what the hell were you doing just now, there are a lot of online stories on Weibo, it's unsightly, and even said that all LJJs were analized by the runner-up]
[No trouble, everyone is just being played by a doctor ♂, I admire this doctor!]
The teammate immediately searched and found that all the fast-paced online media manuscripts came out, and the popularity of the strange entries of #LJJ直播训论白# was also rising. He couldn't help but burst out laughing, "Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I'm dying of laughter Already!"
After laughing enough, the team members explained, "It's nothing, let me tell you seriously, we are really doing massage, can't you see it clearly? Didn't Lao Lu bring back the attending doctor before? Our Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, Haizhou Third Hospital Expert. Not me, it's really comfortable!"
[I don't study much, so don't lie to me. Isn't the Third Hospital a specialized hospital for baldness? Could it be that I, Lu, are young...]
[Think carefully and fear! !]
"Hahahahahaha, what nonsense! He is also very good at treating pain with acupuncture and massage. I also checked the profile of this doctor today. He has also trained foreign acupuncturists abroad. He is an expert of the Haizhou Association of Traditional Chinese Medicine. "The team member slumped in the chair, smashed it, touched the corner of his mouth.
[? Wiping your mouth is very spiritual]
[How comfortable is it, so aftertaste.]
"Let me tell you, people who don't feel it don't know how comfortable it is. I felt that when I touched me for the first time, my body instantly softened!" The team members described it happily, and started writing their thesis online.
"I heard that Lao Lu originally wanted to have an operation, so he asked the doctor to touch it a few times, so he cried and asked for a card. You can also go to the Third Hospital next time! But this week's expert seems to be very difficult to register... Will it? Met Lao Lu by chance? Then I don’t know.”
He didn't deliberately run the train with his mouth full of lies to deceive the audience, but he didn't understand carefully. Lu Meng hasn't said much about how the two met. He really doesn't know that Lu Meng and Zhou Jinyuan are receiving treatment at the Xiaoqinglong Clinic. He only knows that Zhou Jinyuan He is an expert from the Third Academy.
Of course, it is true to say that, the title of expert is still given by the Third Academy.
[... touch? Your wording is very subtle!]
[Expert Zhou from the Third Hospital? I suddenly remembered, isn’t that the Taoist doctor! That’s the one, the one that starts immediately after the free clinic]
[The father of Haizhou's invincible hair growth spirit? Isn't that the attending doctor of the male god Arthur? It's him! !]
[Okay, I'm going to the Third Hospital to apply for a health card!]
The team members glanced at it, and let out a sigh, "I seem to have read the news, am I also an expert? Damn, Lao Lu took him to drink tea, I don't know if he has left, I will stop him quickly and let him do something, bless you Check out our results for next season!"
…
Of course, it is impossible to do it by yourself. Zhou Jinyuan only recommended Xianglu Temple to them, and said that if you mention his name, you can get a 20% discount for the practice.
And as the team members opened their mics in the live broadcast room or Weibo, saying that they were actually massaged by doctors, Zhou Jinyuan, a former Internet celebrity, really came back to life.
The last time Zhou Jinyuan went to country B to teach pain, although he became famous for curing baldness in the end, at least he could write such a thing in his resume. So everyone just joked a few words and didn't expect you to be such an expert in baldness treatment, so it wouldn't be unbelievable.
The "pornographic" part of LJJ's live broadcast was intercepted and spread. People who know LJJ know that they are so flirtatious. Passers-by who don't know the truth are puzzled and said:
[Is it really comfortable to this extent? When I go for a massage, it hurts like hell.]
[Oh my god, just press it, what the hell did this doctor do! It feels weird!]
Seeing that the topic is getting more and more dangerous, Zhou Jinyuan's reputation seems to be going in a strange direction.
Fortunately, someone who went to Zhou Jinyuan's doctor said: [You finally know? It’s really so comfortable. When I went to Dr. Zhou to see my hair loss, he said that my shoulders looked very stiff. He pinched me a few times for free, and it was so comfortable that I felt so comfortable. But fortunately, I couldn’t bear it so much Call]
[And I later learned that if the technique is good, the massage will not be particularly painful, and most of the time it is super comfortable. Afterwards, I went to the rehabilitation department and registered for massage. Although I am not an expert Zhou, it is not bad, until I fell asleep...]
Upon hearing this, many people were greatly moved.
Quite a few items in the rehabilitation department of the third hospital are traditional Chinese medicine rehabilitation, such as massage, acupuncture, cupping, etc., and the price is not expensive.
It's very difficult to get Zhou Jinyuan's account now, and the baldness patients are still anxiously queuing up for an account, so there's no room for those who just want to get a massage. Including other doctors in the Department of Traditional Chinese Medicine, are also very popular. But the rehabilitation department next door is different, and there is still a lot of leeway.
When the doctors of the rehabilitation department of the third hospital woke up, they found that their numbers were fully booked, and they looked confused, "What's the situation? Did these people read the wrong numbers? This is Chinese medicine rehabilitation, not Chinese medicine for baldness." .”
But soon, colleagues in the emergency department shared the origin of the incident in the group. Zhou Jinyuan pinched the whole team of young men with his bare hands and was suspected of broadcasting pornography.
"The master's technique is invincible! Seniors in the rehabilitation department, remember to be careful, the patients should be very excited, but you must pay attention to our serious hospital. After your department, please don't make strange noises every day!"
The next night, Lu Meng came to Xiaoqinglong again for an injection. His work and rest schedule was like this, he slept late and woke up late, and stayed up even later during the holidays. It was impossible for him to go to the hospital in the morning to find Zhou Jinyuan.
And Lu Meng also brought a scroll over, "I wrote this myself."
Zhou Jinyuan opened the scroll, and there were brush characters inside, which were powerful and magnificent.
It is written in the "Humble Room Inscription": "If the mountain is not high, it will be named if there are immortals. If the water is not deep, there will be dragons."
The signature is Lu Meng, and he has his own seal.
Zhou Jinyuan didn't expect Lu Meng to have such a fashionable job and such a traditional hobby in his spare time, and Zhou Jinyuan himself had learned brush calligraphy since he was a child - he had to use a brush to copy scriptures, and he had a certain eye. It can be seen that Lu Meng's writing is quite good There is a foundation.
"This is well written." Rong Shouyun also saw it, and took the scroll over as soon as he leaned forward, "Where there is a dragon, there will be spirit!"
Rong Shouyun was more appreciative of the calligraphy theme chosen by Lu Meng. He felt that this sentence was very suitable for Xiaoqinglong Clinic, so he found nails and hung them on the outer wall.
"Sit down for a while, I still have a patient, and the needle will be pulled out later, so I will take advantage of this time to prepare some medicine." Zhou Jinyuan said to Lu Meng.
He prescribed internal medicine for Lu Meng, because Lu Meng didn't know how to decoct medicine, and he still lived in the club. Anyway, he would come every day, so Zhou Jinyuan simply asked the clinic to boil it, and Lu Meng drank it when he came over.
"Brother Zhou!" Xiao Liu bouncing over from the next door.
Zhou Jinyuan was grabbing medicine and smiled when he saw him.
As soon as Xiao Liu stood still, she saw that Lu Meng was there, and reflexively took a few steps back.
With his pockets in his pocket, Lu Meng raised his chin, "It's you again, kid."
Xiao Liu cautiously took another two steps forward, "Brother, are you still playing games?"
He looked like he wanted to go to his mother to get his phone right away.
"You still dare to fight?" Lu Meng laughed, this child was abused and cried yesterday.
Xiao Liu shyly said: "I want you to teach me how to be as good as you."
Xiao Liu's rainbow fart is still in place, but it's a pity that Mrs. Liu didn't deliver yogurt to Lu Meng, so Lu Meng just spread his hands: "It's hard for ordinary humans to be as good as me."
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
Xiao Liu blinked purely, "I see."
Lu Meng couldn't help himself, and coughed, "Besides, my brother needs treatment, the doctor said, and I try to do as little as possible recently." He looked at Xiao Liu and waved, "Come on, let me show you how to play."
Lu Meng lent Xiao Liu his mobile phone and trumpet, and watched him play a game with passers-by. This time he took a closer look, and Lu Meng clicked his tongue: "Oh, your kid's hand speed is actually quite good. what."
I didn't pay attention to it before, but now I see Xiao Liu's operation, the hand speed is not bad.
"That's for sure, Xiao Liu learned the piano." Zhou Jinyuan added a word beside him.
"Really?" Lu Meng glanced at Xiao Liu, "Hey, come on, you can play another game."
If you are learning the piano, then it is understandable.
The APM of e-sports players, that is, the number of operations per minute, also known as hand speed, is often in the hundreds. When Lu Meng is in a particularly good state, it can soar to more than 500.
For those who are learning the piano, the apm can reach three or four hundred in normal performances—it's still a one-handed figure.
However, the two professions are completely different. Like Koyanagi's electronic piano, the hand speed is also good, but it should be lost or lost. There are more factors to determine the level of these two occupations respectively.
That is simply to compare the hand speed.
After Lu Meng found out that Xiao Liu was learning the piano, he was a little interested. He took out his tablet computer and opened a small game that tested his hand speed and reaction. This is something that professional players usually play with it. The difficulty is abnormal.
Lu Meng's own highest record is already the thirty-ninth level, and he laughs proudly at LJJ. He also knows that there are people who are professional piano learners to challenge, but they have only played level 46, so Lu Meng is already quite proud of his results.
"Come on, kid, let me see how your hand speed and reaction are."
It was very easy to get started, and Xiao Liu started to play with great interest. It was not too difficult for him before, but at the beginning of the thirteenth level, he began to make frequent mistakes. After all, he was a little tender and his reaction was not good enough.
However, Xiao Liu was also aroused to be competitive, and continued to challenge.
Lu Meng put his pocket in his pocket and said calmly: "Well, when you can pass the 20th level, I will teach you how to do it."
"Mr. Lu, let's start the treatment." Zhou Jinyuan urged, not knowing what to bully the elementary school students, "Just stay here, you can sit and treat."
"Wait, can I lie on my stomach or lie down?" Lu Meng immediately asked, he felt that it would be very comfortable to lie down for Zhou Jinyuan's treatment.
"It's really a big health care..." Zhou Jinyuan muttered, "Forget it, let's go in."
Lu Meng jumped up from the sofa at once, seeing that Xiao Liu was still serious about rushing off, he said to him: "Go ahead and play, and return the computer to me later."
Zhou Jinyuan led Lu Meng to the treatment room, and began to massage from the shoulder and neck all the way to the hands. Hand massage is more difficult to operate, and the injury can be done directly with acupuncture, but Lu Meng cried and asked for massage first, so he massaged for five minutes first, and then acupuncture.
After the acupuncture, the thunder-fire moxibustion was still performed, and Zhou Jinyuan adjusted the distance.
"Dong Dong." Xiao Liu knocked on the door, opened the door, put the computer on the chair beside her, and said quickly, "Thank you brother. Brother Zhou, Teacher Jin is here, I'm going to class!"
"Okay, goodbye." Zhou Jinyuan didn't stop moving his hands, and adjusted the thunder and fire moxibustion, "Then you are moxibusting here, do you want me to tune a movie for you?"
He has a tablet stand here, and Lu Meng can choose to do acupuncture while watching something to play time.
"Yeah."
Zhou Jinyuan took the tablet and pressed it to unlock Lu Meng's fingerprint, only to see that the page was still on the game that Xiaoliu had finished playing.
Before Zhou Jinyuan had time to return to the main screen, Lu Meng had already said "I'm going" and his voice almost changed, "What's going on!! Who broke my record!"
"What?" Zhou Jinyuan looked at it, the game stayed on Congratulations for clearing the level, and the highest record on the right showed: 50. It is also the last level.
If it wasn't for the needles in Lu Meng's hand, he would have picked up the tablet to take a good look, "That's the record, I've played level 39 before! How did this break!"
"Oh, that's definitely not Xiao Liu, maybe his teacher helped him play, and his teacher also plays the piano." Zhou Jinyuan joked, "Who made Xiao Liu cry yesterday, so you'll find your place again. "
Lu Meng was shocked, he shook his head slowly: "I also heard that some piano learners went to play this, and they only passed level 46, which is basically the highest level in the whole network - before. This How did you play through the customs, even the apm who is learning the piano is too exaggerated?!"
He knew that the person who played the forty-six levels had an apm of one thousand four or five when he played the piano, and he could play more than twenty notes in a second at most.
The difficulty of this game increases more and more as it goes on, otherwise it would not be called abnormal, so how fast is the hand speed of this person who has cleared the level? !
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
That is of course because Xiao Liu is very lucky, his teacher's musical instrument level is very high, and he can't just call him "a piano learner" at all!
and…
Zhou Jinyuan said in a low voice: "His teacher is still recovering from illness, so it should be because there are only fifty levels to pass. And if he is in good health, the speed will be even faster."
Lu Meng: "..."
He no longer bullies elementary school students casually.
Lu Meng was treated in Xiaoqinglong for a few days, but local fans kept asking on Weibo why he didn't meet him in the Third Hospital by chance, and they were also concerned about his recovery.
Lu Meng knew that everyone probably misunderstood, but he also felt that it was weird to say that I was in the Xiaoqinglong Clinic with great fanfare during the treatment, as if asking everyone to visit him.
He also asked Zhou Jinyuan if he could post a photo of Xiao Qinglong on Weibo after the treatment was over, not only to report the situation to fans, but also to give Xiao Qinglong a wave of publicity to show his gratitude.
"Let's just talk about doctors from the Third Hospital this time." It's not that Zhou Jinyuan doesn't want to publicize, but this time is a bit special.
Everyone already thought that Lu Meng was in the Third Hospital, but now they suddenly say that they are in Xiaoqinglong, which may cause the "headquarters" and "sub-helm" to fight each other, and the tendency is very serious. He would be embarrassed if it had any effect on the Third Court.
Anyway, Xiaoqinglong is doing very well now, with sales of ointments and consultations increasing steadily. Even if he wants to expand, he must first find like-minded doctors.
Because Lu Meng is also impotent, so these days when Zhou Jinyuan made medicinal food for Elena, if Lu Meng happened to be around, he would share a bowl with him.
After eating, Lu Meng couldn't help but post a text in Moments: After acupuncture, eat fairy chicken, feel comfortable.
Soon someone replied: [Okay, I know you are recovering well, if you eat chicken, you can eat chicken, and you can also eat fairy chicken, your record is invincible.]
Lu Meng:? ?
…
"There are not only immortal chickens, but also immortal ducks. Boss, they are also immortal ducks..." Shao Jingjing muttered. Today, Zhou Jinyuan made duck again. , ginkgo, Jianlian, ginseng and other medicinal materials, as well as some aged wine, nourish yin and blood, and enhance physical strength.
"You are enough!" Zhou Jinyuan warned, "I suspect you did it on purpose, let alone deducting wages."
Shao Jingjing said wrongly: "I didn't provoke you!"
Didn't he just smell the smell? There is no fishy smell of duck at all. It is steamed crispy and rotten. Without adding water, some fragrant and thick original soup is steamed out. Because the gossip stove was sealed very tightly, once it was opened, the aroma was so strong that it made him greedy.
Just by looking at it, you can imagine the delicious taste after eating.
"Ah Jin!" Rong Shouyun called Zhou Jinyuan's name, and walked in, followed by a man, Zhou Jinyuan remembered, was the owner of the restaurant next door.
Rong Shouyun said with a strange expression: "Boss Zhang, you want to discuss something with us..."
We've been doing business next door for a while, and we can't say we're very familiar with each other, and we're nodding acquaintances. Zhou Jinyuan asked, "What's the matter, tell me."
Boss Zhang took a look at the fairy duck he had just stewed, and even licked his lips before he said, "I just want to ask, can you make the medicinal food a little earlier? Or delay it a little bit to avoid this Peak dining time…”
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
Just recently, Zhou Jinyuan used the Bagua stove to cook food for Elena every three days, and he was still in the clinic. It caused the surrounding residents to visit Jian Tian'er to inquire, not to mention that the restaurant next door was also greatly affected.
Boss Zhang was a little speechless when he said it. He was affected by a clinic...
Boss Zhang said bitterly: "I'm really sorry, but if you don't finish eating the meat, I basically won't be able to open my business!"
Fortunately in the misfortune, Xiaoqinglong next door is not a restaurant, and does not plan to transform!
The author has something to say: Xiao Liu: I heard that I am a male lead of the Dian family who was cultivated by a male lead in Jinjiang