The foreign student thought he didn't hear clearly, and said stupidly: "I mean, you seem to be a—"
Before the words could be uttered, the voices of several teachers and Qingfeng Mingyue sounded from the audience at the same time: "No!!"
The foreign students were startled and trembled in place.
What's wrong?
These are people who know Zhou Jinyuan's beliefs.
As soon as the student said it, their sweat came down at that time. Is there such a boast? I know it's because you don't understand Chinese culture, and if you don't know, you think you are deliberately cursing people.
"Well, classmate, that's not the case. Buddha, it's Buddhism, and Mr. Zhou believes in Taoism."
"..." When the foreign students heard it, they sweated, and they praised it wrong! No wonder Mr. Zhou's complexion is so delicate!
"I'm sorry, teacher, I don't know!" He apologized again and again, "That, that, actually I mean... you look like..."
But he really doesn't understand Taoism, so he can't tell why.
The most frightening thing is that Mr. Zhou's expression is unpredictable, and there is still a needle that was used for demonstration just now...
If the remedy is not good, will he go up and demonstrate a hundred reactions to the wrong acupuncture point later
The foreign students asked for help from the people around them with their eyes, but accidentally fell on You Ziran.
You Ziran said in a low voice: "The great god of the Santan Haihui..."
This teacher also went up to give a lecture just now, but it doesn't matter if he didn't talk about it, he seemed to be grasping at straws.
Foreign student: "Oh! Teacher, you are like the great god of the Three Altars Sea Club!"
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
Zhou Jinyuan almost laughed, "Am I like Nezha?"
The other party looked blank, "Nezha?"
Who is Nezha, he also has no idea at all, such a short time in China is not enough for him to know too much.
—And this student is of black race, so when he gets confused, he looks like the "black question mark face" emoji.
"Forget it, sit down." Zhou Jinyuan looked at it and wanted to laugh. After the initial feeling of being struck by lightning, he could see that the student didn't mean it, and it was meaningless to tell foreigners about it.
"Thank you..." The student was still a little scared when he sat down. I was almost sanctioned, but fortunately, it seems that the teacher is not a fanatic
After Zhou Jinyuan's lecture was over and it was break time, most of the people chose to go for a walk and exercise.
A few foreign students came to Zhou Jinyuan, especially the one who praised Zhou Jinyuan as a Buddha, and deliberately apologized to him again in private, declaring that they did not disrespect his beliefs.
"It's all right now, no need to apologize anymore, I understand what you mean." Zhou Jinyuan said, "We Taoists are not so stingy. The way of nature is inaction. If you insist on inaction, you can do something. You don't need to have any attachments."
The student nodded half-understanding, "Is it so loose?"
Speaking of this, Zhou Jinyuan cheered up, "This starts with the Taoist belief, 'Tao', that is, our highest belief, the Tao can be Tao, it is very Tao, it is invisible, it is ubiquitous, and it multiplies Everything in the universe..."
The students opened their eyes wide and listened intently to Zhou Jinyuan's science popularization. Anyway, one dared to teach, and the others dared to learn.
"By the way, teacher, can you teach us what you sang before?" Finally, someone asked again, "It's a Taoist song, right?"
"Yes." Zhou Jinyuan felt that these students still had a bright future, so he readily agreed.
"It depends on whether you can learn it. Hey, come on... sit like this, you can feel our spirit better. This is to meditate, calm your mind, breathe evenly, face north at midnight, and face south at noon—"
…
You Ranran went out to use the bathroom, and he was still having fun while doing it. Thinking of the foreign students in the class just now, it was so much fun, Zhou Jinyuan's expression changed instantly!
You Ziran was still happily discussing what happened just now with someone outside the classroom, and then walked into the classroom slowly.
As a result, as soon as he entered, he saw a few foreign students sitting cross-legged on the table, posing in a very familiar posture, which was the one Zhou Jinyuan used when he ignored him, meditating, and chanting along with Zhou Jinyuan.
You Naturally: "..."
Damn, this melts fast enough! Just now you said that he looks like a Buddha!
The theories mentioned by Zhou Jinyuan are still relatively novel to the students. Although they are more interested in the scripture rhyme, as a part of Taoist culture, how can they not understand its background.
So in the next few days, preaching Zhou Jinyuan could be seen in every corner, and there were always a few interested students who listened to what he said about meditation, kneading formulas, and in order to cultivate longevity, heal his illness first—look, and finally go back Medicine is here.
Zhou Jinyuan felt that after the past few days, he had a good time in Xiadu. The training center even prepared a variety of dishes from the north and the south to cater for everyone's taste.
The only thing is that living with Rong Xixue has become strange. He never felt this way before. When Rong Xixue was in high school, they still had sex occasionally.
I don't know if it's because Rong Xixue has grown up now, anyway, Zhou Jinyuan has realized it since last time.
Once when Zhou Jinyuan was dozing off, when he opened his eyes in a daze, he saw Rong Xixue lying on the opposite bed and looking over. In fact, he didn't notice, he was still asleep, and whenever Zhou Jinyuan made any movement, he looked over.
It's just that Zhou Jinyuan felt that he couldn't sleep after being watched, why Rong Xixue didn't seem to be planning to look away for a while, so he quickly pulled up the air conditioner to cover his face.
There was darkness in front of him, cutting off his sight, Zhou Jinyuan calmed down a bit. But it wasn't long before the quilt was pulled away.
Rong Xixue got up at some point, went to his bedside, bent down, still holding the corner of the quilt in her hand.
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
Scary.
Rong Xixue: "I can't sleep well with such a stuffy head."
"I know..." Zhou Jinyuan pulled up the quilt again until it reached the tip of his nose, only his eyes were exposed.
For a moment, he felt that something was wrong, and turned it around, he was the one who taught Rong Xixue not to sleep like this.
Rong Xixue smiled at Zhou Jinyuan as if nothing had happened, and the oppressive feeling of looking down was gone again.
Zhou Jinyuan breathed a sigh of relief, but couldn't help complaining: "Xiaoxue, I think you are different."
"Really?" Rong Xixue sat by the bed, couldn't tell whether she was happy or angry, and asked softly, "You don't like it?"
He held Zhou Jinyuan's fingertips exposed outside the quilt. It was warm and soft, just like the touch he had always had, but sometimes it would bring the opposite feeling to the bottom of people's hearts.
Thinking about it carefully, Zhou Jinyuan corrected me, "Maybe it's because I'm not used to it. You're not as cute as before. You used to hold my hand and say that you were afraid of mice and didn't dare to sleep alone."
Now, now you are killing rats with your bare hands in the lab.
Rong Xixue, who was identified as uncute: "..."
Zhou Jinyuan uncovered Rong Xixue's black history, and felt that his elder brother's majesty had returned a lot, and the quilt was pulled down again, revealing his rosy lips.
But the next moment, Rong Xixue had already turned off the air conditioner, stepped onto the bed, lay down, and took Zhou Jinyuan's arm with one hand: "Brother, I dare not sleep alone—"
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
… regret but too late.
These words came from the mouth of an adult male college student, which seemed rather scary.
But in fact, when this guy who was actually between a boy and a man uttered it, Zhou Jinyuan didn't feel that it was very disobedient, and even blurred the content of his words a bit.
And Rong Xixue was looking at him from a distance of less than thirty centimeters, with her arms around his hands, she could feel the flexible muscles under the thin clothes, I don't know if it was his illusion, she calmed down and felt ready send. Rong Xixue seemed to be still staring at him, so he couldn't help but licked his lower lip.
Zhou Jinyuan felt his whole body go numb, and then felt like he was holding back some energy and had nowhere to let it go.
Because of the touching of arms, Rong Xixue could easily sense that Zhou Jinyuan was tensing up. He leaned on the soft pillow and looked at him with light-colored eyes under his slightly disheveled forehead. satisfaction.
"Go to your bed!" Zhou Jinyuan was extremely embarrassed, and he attributed it to Rong Xixue, whoever caused him to have an unknown reaction in the past seemed to be related to Rong Xixue.
"No, I'm scared." Rong Xixue said naturally, even tightening her arms.
Now Zhou Jinyuan felt a numbness running through his back, and even the tip of his non-existent tail seemed to be soft...
He stretched out his other hand to cover Rong Xixue's face, as the ancients said, it's better to hit your younger brother before it's too late.
Rong Xixue held the hand on her face with her backhand, and said with a light smile: "Zen Master, don't bully others."
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
Zhou Jinyuan was attacked violently, the student didn't do it on purpose, but Rong Xixue must be teasing about the daytime affairs, "You're done!!"
Originally, she didn't want to touch Rong Xixue these two days, but now Zhou Jinyuan completely forgot! Turning over and riding him, he started to beat her. As soon as she felt that Rong Xixue still wanted to struggle, she clamped her knees hard and beat her violently.
In the end, Rong Xixue's hair was already messed up, and her clothes were ripped into wrinkles, Zhou Jinyuan stopped, sat on his waist and laughed loudly: "Hahaha, Daoist! Hurry up! Call-dao- long!"
Rong Xixue: "..."
He also doesn't quite understand what this picture is, doesn't my brother think it's weird...
The quilt was turned to one side, and Rong Xixue's clothes were also rubbed up, revealing a little of his waist. He raised his eyebrows and looked at Zhou Jinyuan, as if he wanted to shout but didn't make a sound yet, and he didn't know if he was convinced.
Zhou Jinyuan felt that he was about to have an adverse reaction again, so he climbed down and jumped to another bed, "I'm asleep, I'll come and beat you again!"
…
In the blink of an eye, the half-month course in Xiadu was over.
In addition to attending classes, Zhou Jinyuan continued to tutor students on problems, operations, and discuss with other teachers.
There was also a small ceremony on the last day. Zhou Jinyuan took the talisman he drew as a gift and gave it to all the friends who have been together for a while.
"Thank you, teacher, Blessed Blessed Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." Now the students all know how to talk to Zhou Jinyuan...
"Doctor You, I'll give you a peace talisman too." Zhou Jinyuan looked at You Ziran with a half-smile, "I'll see you later."
You Ziran's throat seemed to be choked, and he couldn't even say polite words, goodbye or something...
As for the Taoist talisman, fold it up and wrap it in a plastic sleeve. Even if it is unfolded, people who don't understand will not know what it is after reading it.
When You Naturally thought of Zhou Jinyuan's weird words and deeds, he was a little bit hesitant to accept this talisman. And he had always suspected that Zhou Jinyuan had sent a kid to his room, which made him sleepless for a while.
"... No, you're welcome." You Ziran didn't want to accept this talisman.
"Doctor You," Zhou Jinyuan said to You Ziran in a low voice, "Actually, I lied to you the first day. I won't drive any brats at all."
You Naturally: "!!"
He looked at Zhou Jinyuan in shock, and it took him a while to recover his voice, "No, it's impossible, why... I clearly..."
"My five senses are quite sensitive, and I have already discovered that you are hiding by the side." Zhou Jinyuan only told him the truth now, "I said that on purpose."
"Impossible!" You Ranran was in a trance, "Then how did he prescribe that medicine!"
He was talking about Rong Xixue who was standing next to Zhou Jinyuan.
Zhou Jinyuan took a look, "My research on Ling Zu is not that deep. The prescription he prescribed that day was actually calculated by data mining and after careful consideration."
You Naturally: "..."
...%$#!
The spirit continued to be in a trance, never thought that such a calculation could be made, is this still a human being!
He is more true to his grandfather than he is to outsiders, but he is under a lot of pressure, so he never collapses, and he really wants to curse people.
Zhou Jinyuan: "But now we have to part. I'll tell you the truth, so that you won't worry about it and don't have a good rest. Thank you for taking care of me these few days."
You Naturally: "..."
... taunting him again! What kind of care, that is to say, he hasn't provoked these days!
But with You Ranran's current state of mind, whatever Zhou Jinyuan said seemed like a mockery to him.
"Come." Zhou Jinyuan handed over the peace talisman again, and said politely, "There will be a time later!"
"... Later, there will be a period later." You Ziran took the talisman bravely.
The training center sent a bus to take everyone to the airport. Because Zhou Jinyuan took the high-speed train back, unlike most people who took the plane, he got into a small car and left early.
You Ziran looked at his back with complicated eyes.
In the bottom of his heart, You Naturally still has to silently approve Zhou Jinyuan, and he has solved a knot in his heart, so he can sleep peacefully at night...
However, there will be a period later... let's forget it!
The student who first said that Zhou Jinyuan looked like a Buddha was named Hanke. When he finished his half-month course in China and returned to his own country, he looked back on what he had gained in the past few days and felt that he had gained a lot.
Turned to the photo album again, the daily life he and other students took in Huaxia.
After all, it was rare to go abroad once, and I shot a lot of novelty things, including clips of them singing scripture rhymes together.
"Haha..." Hank watched and laughed again, and decided to do something as a souvenir.
So next, his friends saw a video he put on the Internet.
The title is me before going to Huaxia vs me after going to Huaxia.
Drinking, food, housing, and transportation are different in the two countries. Hank, who went to the country to do as the Romans do, will inevitably be changed. From the beginning, he can't use chopsticks, and he can use them like flying in a few days.
The final easter egg is:
Before going to Huaxia, Hank was wearing a white coat, sang rap with a funny twist, jumped around in place, his expression was very exaggerated, his speech was so fast that he flew up, and he made various gestures.
Compared.
After going to Huaxia, the style of painting changed drastically. Hanke calmly sat with seven or eight people, sitting cross-legged, pinching the Meridian Jue with his hands, and chanting a long-standing scripture rhyme.
The sun shines in from the window behind, and there is still a faint morning mist among the plantains planted in the campus greenery, making them seem to be flying...
This video has been liked many times. People mainly think that Hank is very funny, and they also think that Huaxia in his video is very interesting.
The final easter egg is especially popular with two types of people.
The first is that some foreign people like to read Huaxia Xiuxian novels. In recent years, Huaxia Network Xiuxian novels have been translated abroad, and they have a considerable number of loyal readers.
When they saw this video, they were all extremely excited: [OK, so the Chinese people really know how to cultivate immortality, this is the practice mentioned in the novel, entering meditation.]
[? I want to send this to the travel agency. I used to ask them about the scenic spots where people can learn how to cultivate immortals. They told me that no one cultivates immortals in the east. Now look at this report. Why is there no one in the east to cultivate immortals? !]
The other part is of course the Huaxia netizens. They saw the last easter egg to understand it better, so they sprayed it at that time.
[Yes, very true, I used to sing rap and now I sing scriptures]
[Huaxia was murdered again, in the future, not only must explain that Huaxia people are not good at kung fu, but also explain that Huaxia really does not have a sword fairy]
[Black people chanting scriptures? ? ?]
[I just found out, true-black mantra 23333].
The video was naturally sent back to Huaxia, and the netizens watched it for a while, [Okay hahahahahaha I laughed until I exploded, I never thought that opening it is really chanting!]
[Why is the painting style suddenly wrong?]
[Before I opened it, I naively thought that it was singing Chinese dialect rap at most...]
[Fuck, my friend told me that there is a particularly nice black man chant. I said that I never got rap, and then he forced me to open this video, only then did I realize it was real chanting? ? ?]
Someone went to the extranet and asked Hank where he learned to cultivate immortals, whether it was Wux Mountain or Qingx Mountain.
—From "black chanting" to real-black chanting, what happened to him.
Hanke replied friendlyly: "Neither, it was in Xiadu, a Taoist priest from Zhengyi, and Dr. Zhou Jinyuan taught us."
Zhou Jinyuan
These three words are very familiar to everyone recently!
The Taoist doctor of Haizhou Third Hospital and Xiaoqinglong, it's him again.
Looking at it again, Hank is indeed a doctor with a license as an acupuncturist, and he came to China to take acupuncture courses.
[The tuition fees of these buddies are worth it. They not only learned first-class medical skills, but also Taoism!]
[Expert, I also want to cultivate immortality, where can I sign up?]
[Envy, this buddy will be the disciple of the overseas branch of the Little Azure Dragon Sect in the future!]
[Little Azure Dragon School? 23333333]
…
Zhou Jinyuan didn't know about this lively drama. After he came back, he fell into a deep sleep, dealt with the emergency department, and adjusted the medication for several old patients who couldn't wait to come to see him.
Going to work the next day, Chinese Medicine Kechen will meet.
Zhou Jinyuan yawned and entered the door, seeing that many people had already arrived. Director Wang from the emergency department was also visiting here for some reason, and they all stopped strangely when they saw him.
Zhou Jinyuan greeted inexplicably, "Long time no..."
Before they finished speaking, everyone stood up after discussing it, and shouted in unison: "Hello, suzerain! Greet suzerain!"
Zhou Jinyuan: "???"
What the hell, add a title to him without discussing? At least tell him what kind of suzerain he is? !