Topic: Three sentences never leave my teaching assistant
Content: Make a cryptic title, Xiaolongren who took the same elective course as me can come and chat
1L: ...do we all have codenames, Xiaolongren?
2L: You can guess who it is just by looking at the title, it's not cryptic at all! I just love to watch his cue assistant, and I don't watch the assistant every time, as if he doesn't exist. This is too sweet, right
3L: emmm Ever since Little Cutie joined the job, I have watched God R's character design collapse little by little.
4L: I’ll just come in and say something out loud. I already knew that they couldn’t be brothers. How could they grow backwards? Although they are both white, the elder brother is a little white rabbit and the younger brother is a Pyrenees mountain dog…
5L: The little white rabbit VS the big white bear makes me laugh so hard. PS, upstairs, do you dare to call Xiaocuti in front of him? Do you still need credits
6L: It doesn't matter, I'm an observer, not the same as you regular Xiaolong people.
7L: The godhead built by God R over the course of a year was destroyed by the teacher in just a few lessons. And every time it was very funny, I took a closer look and felt that after subtle eye contact, the teacher suddenly gave a critical attack. Ah, this is the communication that has been completed in a space that we don't understand!
8L: Yes yes yes, and I laugh out my nose every time. Last time when he talked about the selection of medicinal materials, he also mentioned that God R practiced knife skills when they were young. It is scary to talk about this. At such a young age, God R can cut a nuxon into 206 pieces! He said that at that time, he forced God R to give him a piece of ham sausage with a magic knife, and the most terrible thing was that the knife was not cleaned, and he didn't know what he had cut before. After eating, his mouth became numb, and the two of them hugged their heads and cried for half an hour.
9L: Haha, am I the only one in the whole world who didn't miss this class? My roommates were also chatting very well. They said that they suspected that the teacher was exaggerating, because the teaching assistant always had an indescribable tolerance.
10L: If you don’t lie, you’re at a big loss. That day, when everyone made a fuss, the teacher forced the teaching assistant to chip a dime on the spot, and the real chip was more than 200 yuan. The knife is good, and the hands are beautiful. It is the first time I saw that cutting medicine can be cut so handsomely. I was dumbfounded...
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108L: Don’t you think there is another character that is also very thought-provoking, R God’s brother. It's very confusing, like a light bulb, there is him in every story, but there is no plot of him, the character image is quite vague!
109L: Didn’t that elder brother become a monk later on
110L: Yes, and he specializes in orthopedics.
111L: ? ? I seem to understand something hahahahaha
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120L: Report, cutie has come to our academy!
Zhou Jinyuan's communication with Professor Lan has become more in-depth recently, and he doesn't come to the school more than once a week.
I helped Professor Lan do some calculations together, and chatted about the class. Professor Lan said that even he had heard the discussion among the students, "Xiao Zhou, you are still very responsible, but you can relax everyone occasionally. Take a moment, feel the charm of your class! In fact, teaching should be relaxed and proper, don’t be tense and tense throughout the whole process, making people call you a devil.”
Zhou Jinyuan's teaching experience is far less rich than that of Professor Lan, and he immediately said that he has been taught, "I see, thank you... By the way, who called me a devil? I will ask him to answer questions next time."
"..." Professor Lan said, "Hey, forget about Xiao Zhou! I just let you relax!"
Zhou Jinyuan bid farewell to Professor Lan and walked on the campus of the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine. Seeing that it was still early, he hesitated for a while, whether he should go to the School of Pharmacy to find Rong Xixue.
Two passing students saw Zhou Jinyuan and immediately recognized him, "Little... Teacher Zhou!"
"Ms. Zhou is Mr. Zhou, and Mr. Zhou is still young. I know I'm not old, so there's no need to do this." Zhou Jinyuan joked with them.
The two students looked at each other and stuck out their tongues, "Teacher, you came today even after you had no class. Are you looking for Assistant Professor Rong? We are also from the School of Pharmacy. We just came out of the Medicine Plant Garden, and their class is there too!"
That's all the talk, now if you say go back directly, wouldn't it make people feel that he has a strange relationship with his younger brother, Zhou Jinyuan immediately said: "Okay, thank you, I'll go and have a look."
The School of Pharmacy of the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine has its own medicinal plant garden, which covers an area of tens of acres. It has both a production practice area and a germplasm resource garden, and has undertaken many scientific research projects. In addition, there is a herbarium next to it, which is not only for scientific research and teaching, but sometimes it also undertakes... tourist attractions.
Haizhou University of Traditional Chinese Medicine has a high professional ranking, and it is one of the best universities in Haizhou City. There are always tourists who come to visit. The school also uses this to spread Chinese medicine culture.
So when Zhou Jinyuan walked to the Medicine Plant Garden, he met a group of tourists here.
Under the guidance of the staff, they came out of the herbarium to visit the medicinal plants here.
Zhou Jinyuan was not very familiar with the University of Traditional Chinese Medicine, and suspected that he had entered the wrong area, so he followed up a few steps and asked the staff, "Hello, where is the teaching area?"
"Are you a freshman? It's okay, everything is connected, just move on." The staff didn't recognize Zhou Jinyuan, or they didn't know him, so they took him as a freshman.
Zhou Jinyuan couldn't help but laugh, but at this time one of the tourists asked, "Student, do you know what the admission score for your school's Chinese medicine major is this year?"
This Zhou Jinyuan really heard the students talk about it before, and he replied casually: "Five hundred and eight for liberal arts, five hundred and three for science."
The tourist nodded, "Hey, my girl is in her third year of high school, and she is only thinking about taking the Chinese medicine exam next year. Let me tell you, how are you doing, are you worried about getting a job in the future?"
The staff member on the side said: "Sir, I don't remember the admission score, but the employment rate of our graduates is still very high!"
The tourist shook his head, "My colleague's child studied the combination of traditional Chinese and western medicine. As a result, both sides don't want to see it. And how long it takes for this traditional Chinese medicine depends on it. His child learned it for a few years and worked for two years. I let He treated me for a disease, but he couldn't even say that he was ugly. Anyway, I couldn't hold back my daughter... "
"Nowadays, Chinese medicine majors have to learn western medicine courses. As for western medicine, you have to 'cook it' after learning it. Besides, the Chinese medicine didn't see your disease, and the western medicine didn't diagnose the ugly Yinmao? That can't be the case. Blame your colleague's child and his major." Zhou Jinyuan didn't leave immediately after hearing this, but said after sizing up the tourists.
The tourist subconsciously said: "The doctor prescribed me medicine!"
Zhou Jinyuan said: "The medicine was prescribed, but it didn't heal, did it?"
"It doesn't work for the time being... Hey, wait, you don't know what's wrong with me, how do you know if I'm cured or not?" The tourist looked at Zhou Jinyuan strangely. This is what you said and what you said, and he was so slow to realize that something was wrong.
"It's obvious. In such hot weather, you have been outside for a while, and everyone is sweating. Only you are flushed and panting, but you don't have a trace of sweat all over your body. It's obviously abnormal." Zhou Jinyuan took it for granted. "It's still like this after taking medicine, of course it's not cured."
That's what he said, but the other tourists who had been with them along the way heard what he said, and after seeing it, they realized something was wrong. It seemed that he didn't have any sweat on his face.
The tourist said in amazement: "Young man, you have been observing carefully. There is nothing wrong. I haven't been sweating recently. I have tried both Chinese and Western medicines, but it didn't work. The doctor said that there may be a problem with the sensory nerve that manages the sweat glands." gone."
"Sympathetic nerve?" Zhou Jinyuan said. From the perspective of modern medicine, sweat glands are mainly controlled by sympathetic nerves.
"That's right, that's right." The tourist nodded sharply.
At this moment, the person next to him felt that something was wrong, "Hey, you are not a student, why do you look more like that Zhou Jinyuan the more I look at you?"
It was because the staff said that he was a freshman, which made people who knew Zhou Jinyuan originally not sure. Seeing him talking about the tourists' illnesses now, I couldn't help but question him.
Coincidentally, Rong Xixue and the others had finished their class practice, walked along the road, and appeared from behind the bushes.
The staff may not know him, but now most of the students in the University of Chinese Medicine recognize Zhou Jinyuan's face, and most of Rong Xixue's class have seen Zhou Jinyuan before, so they shouted out.
"Teacher Zhou!"
"Oh my god, Mr. Zhou!"
I don't know who howled: "Rongshen, your brother is here to pick you up from school!"
The audience was silent for ten seconds.
It's really over the top, although the whole school now knows that Rong Shen's majesty sweeps the floor, but saying this in front of others...
Rong Xixue walked to Zhou Jinyuan's side, "Brother, are you here to pick me up from school?"
Zhou Jinyuan: "..."
classmates:"… … "
"Ahem, cough, almost." Zhou Jinyuan was almost overwhelmed, so shameless. He hurriedly changed the subject and greeted the teacher of his class in this class. The teacher also knew Zhou Jinyuan, although he was not from a college, so he nodded friendly.
Now Zhou Jinyuan's identity has been confirmed, and the tourists also educated each other about science. This young teacher is a famous doctor.
Those who know him seem to have treated a big star. Those who don't know see so many college students calling him a teacher, and they know that they can't judge people by their appearance.
The sweatless tourist was even more refreshed: "Little... well, teacher, so you are a teacher! Can I ask, do you know what is going on with my illness?"
He had a premonition that Teacher Zhou spoke very lightly about his illness, so maybe he knew it! And just now he has been briefed on Zhou Jinyuan's deeds, and he already has a lot of confidence invisibly.
Rong Xixue's classmates were all excited, ouch, is this an on-site medical consultation? Could it be that they were lucky enough to see Teacher Zhou's clinical examination today
Zhou Jinyuan was about to speak, seeing how excited they were, "Why, you all know?"
Students: "Uh, I don't know, I don't know."
They don't even know what disease they have!
The teacher who brought them laughed a few times, "Teacher Zhou, after you finish the diagnosis, I will test them. I will take a random test on what prescription to use to treat the symptoms!"
students:"!!!"
Do not! Why the sudden test! ! Teacher, don't learn from the devil!
"Okay." Zhou Jinyuan felt that the teacher's behavior style was quite against him.
He stepped forward to feel the tourist's pulse. In fact, just looking at this symptom alone, he already had an almost indistinguishable result in his heart, and the diagnosis was only a conclusion.
"There is a cloud in "Tiao Bian of Febrile Diseases", 'Those who sweat are combined with yang qi and yin essence are steamed out'. "Jingyue Quanshu" says, "Sweat originates from yin and comes out of yang, and its root comes from yin It is opened and closed by the defensive qi in the yang.'" Zhou Jinyuan memorized a few paragraphs first, usually only when facing students, or interns in hospitals, he would quote classics and show them to the public. They watch their own train of thought. If you are a mature doctor, you can just say the conclusion.
And for the students who had never attended his class, they matched his style in the legend, they were simply robots.
"Through these, we can know that abnormal perspiration is related to Wei Qi. Wei Qi has three functions, one of which is to regulate the muscles of the skin, which directly affects the amount of sweat." Zhou Jinyuan has already started the teaching mode.
"As for the abnormality of Wei Qi, the root problem lies in the lungs, which govern all Qi. This gentleman's lung Qi and lung Yin are insufficient, so the disease has affected his body, and his body temperature is also very high. He must often have a low-grade fever. Look at his skin. It is also dry and peeling, and the hands are chapped. Then we use the prescription of nourishing qi and nourishing yin, clearing dryness and moisturizing the lungs, and the natural medicine will cure the disease—"
Another teacher immediately said: "Think quickly! What kind of prescription is for clearing dryness and nourishing lungs! Don't talk about Rong Xixue, I'll test other people!"
students:"… … "
Shivering with fright from the two teachers who were staring at each other fiercely, everyone racked their brains to think back not long after the start of school.
"Uh, uh, I thought of it! Qingzaojiufei Decoction! Gypsum, Anemarrhena, Morus alba, Ejiao..."
Under such pressure, someone finally remembered.
"Well, these are the knowledge points that will be involved in the exam, so remember them carefully." The teacher nodded and emphasized it with satisfaction.
"Haha, not bad, not bad. Qingzao Jiufei Decoction is for the root cause, and the root is in the lungs. It is also necessary to treat the symptoms. If the interstitial tendons are blocked and the sweating does not stop, it is necessary to develop the interstitial tendons to make the patient's sweat come out." Zhou Jinyuan Said, "Then what medicine should be added?"
"Thin, mint, sweating and exhausting..."
"Pudzu root? It is used to relieve muscles."
"That's right, let's add the kudzu root and mint, and then the prescription will be drawn up." Zhou Jinyuan wrote down the prescription on his mobile phone and showed it to the tourist.
"You can take a picture and take this prescription. You can get the medicine at the hospital of our school. There is also a medicine brewing service there, so you don't have to cook it yourself. Just take three doses."
"Thank you, thank you!" The tourist quickly took a picture of the prescription, full of surprises. It looked refreshing without sweating, but it was actually uncomfortable. He just like Zhou Jinyuan said, has been suffering from low fever recently.
Not only was he joyful that this strange disease could be cured, but what surprised him even more was that the few paragraphs Zhou Jinyuan had memorized just now seemed to contain his cause of disease, clearly. Then Zhou Jinyuan asked these students what the right medicine was, and the students quickly thought of it.
After the whole process, his understanding of Chinese medicine has been refurbished.
He took medicine for a long time, but he was not cured. Under Zhou Jinyuan's persuasive temptation, even the students who studied medicine came up with a prescription.
But do you want to say that this disease is curable? But not necessarily.
This is in response to that sentence, those who are difficult will not, and those who will meet will not be difficult.
The tourist held back for a long time, and said a little excitedly: "It seems that the main thing is to have an enlightened teacher. I will definitely let my daughter come here next year to study medicine with you!"
"Okay, welcome to apply for the Haizhou University of Traditional Chinese Medicine." Zhou Jinyuan shook hands with him.
The other students were also extremely excited. They were only sophomores, not to mention that they had no working experience, and even had only one year of experience in memorizing prescriptions. In the beginning, being tested suddenly was actually very distressing and anxious.
But then, I saw that Mr. Zhou actually affirmed the prescription they chose, and even prescribed it to the patient directly. It was implied that taking three doses would make it better...
This feeling is simply refreshing! !
Rounding off, this is the cooperation between them and Mr. Zhou.
Learning is good, learning is useful, that's it.
All of a sudden, confidence was gained, and everyone's enthusiasm for learning was also high. I can't wait to go back and memorize a few more pages of prescriptions.
There are also students who have gone to the WeChat account of a tourist in Ghana, hoping that he will give feedback on the effect after drinking the medicine.
"Medicine and medicine are like crafts and tools. Medicine depends on medicine to cure, and medicine is for medicine. I hope everyone will study hard." Zhou Jinyuan said hello to their teacher again, and led Rong Xixue to leave first.
While the rest of the students were excited, they muttered head to head.
Student A: "I'm thinking about what Zhou Keai said just now. Does it mean that he and Rongshen are a natural match?"
Student B: "... friend, you are such a genius!"
In the next class, Zhou Jinyuan learned from Professor Lan's experience and temporarily adjusted a medical case.
On this day, he went to the classroom early—because it was very hot, there were auditors who came to occupy his seat early, and he ordered a few people to help him carry things.
arrive
When it was time for class, everyone suddenly saw that Zhou Jinyuan brought people with him, bringing all the cooking utensils such as stoves, pots, and chopping boards, as well as a bunch of fresh ingredients.
Students: What is this for?
——Little Qinglong’s herbal diet doesn’t appear much, only the neighbors around know about it.
"Today's medical record is to use dietary therapy to assist in the treatment of chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. Among the five elements, earth produces metal, and metal produces water. The lungs belong to metal, and the spleen and stomach belong to earth. Therefore, while treating the lungs, we must also pay attention to strengthening the spleen and stomach..."
When Zhou Jinyuan talked about getting up, he wanted to mention Rong Xixue again, but he got stuck temporarily.
Because he found that when Rong Xixue was mentioned recently, everyone always booed and laughed weirdly. After thinking for a while, he said: "I... have a friend who had a lung infection when he was a child. Diet therapy is often used to help the lungs."
Rong Xixue: "..."
Students: "...hehehehe."
Okay, let's all pretend that we can't tell that this friend is the teaching assistant.
Rong Xixue: "..."
"Talking about today's medical record," Zhou Jinyuan said nonchalantly, "To nourish the spleen and stomach, it also corresponds to a major feature of the disease: a considerable number of patients are combined with malnutrition. Therefore, our course today is syndrome differentiation, on food!"
As soon as Zhou Jinyuan finished speaking, everyone applauded, very excited.
Okay, okay, Teacher Zhou is very good, this is to cook for everyone in class.
"Wait," Zhou Jinyuan made a quiet gesture, thinking about his experience every time he made medicinal food, and said, "Students who are attending should avoid the second half of the class. Only students who have chosen the class can eat it."